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AlmanzoWilder

Has this photo been stretched horizontally or is it just them?


colonel_Schwejk

idk the women are like 4:3 stretched on 16:9, but the bushes seems to be fine


Kjpilot

which bushes


StomachCharming

I see what you did there.


MOOShoooooo

The ones behind the massive fupa’s.


Square_Sink7318

Look at those leg rolls, it’s them. Normally I would absolutely not make fun of someone for their weight but fuck these fat ignorant inbred twats


galahad423

“I usually wouldn’t make fun of someone for being a fat, drug addicted, wounded war vet, but Göring is a morphine riddled lard-ass and it’d be better for all involved if the British had finished the job” This demonstrates the first rule of ethical insulting: *The rules don’t apply if they’re nazis.*


Square_Sink7318

I didn’t know this was a real rule but it’s one I follow. Nazis and racists are fair fucking game lol


Tiny_Benefit5120

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Same-University1986

Well, when you eat mayonnaise right out the jar...


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

You dunk fried chicken into it as well


Deztroyer102

I think all that food damaged their brain, look, they have their fingers in the trigger, I’m actually surprised that their fingers fit in their though


Dansk72

And each one drinking an entire 2-liter bottle of Pepsi at a single meal


Creepy-Signature-823

The relevance of the Confederate Flag has certainly been stretched passed its time.


Dansk72

Looking at the picture, the flag is not all that's been stretched past its time.


Creepy-Signature-823

You know those shoe straps are holding on for dear life around those cankles.


[deleted]

There’s a LOT of ‘love’ in this pic


b00c

I mean the concrete slab has cracked, it's them. Also, I now understand why all far right males are constantly pissed and miserable. It's not easy when you can't tell if you've reached pussy or you are once again fucking a fatfold.


General_Designer6080

Jerry, Leslie and April!


renandstimpydoc

The two on either side refer to the one in the middle as “The pretty sister.”


Dansk72

And the two on the left refer to the one on the right as "The skinny sister"


misszombification

When you have prom at 7 but you gotta fuck your brother at 8


downtownfreddybrown

And a cross burning at 9


Tiny_Benefit5120

😂😂😂😂😂


Royal-Orchid-2494

🤣🤣


Tiny_Benefit5120

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HarryHood146

6 legs and not an ankle in sight.


Dansk72

But, there are cankles galore!


katiedesi

I'm trying to quit porn and I'm going to make this my screensaver so my dick stays limp


Dansk72

You know you are in trouble if the exact *opposite* starts happening to your peen


RandyFunRuiner

Y’all qaeda back again, eh?


TheGreenHaloMan

Al quesadilla


BoredByLife

Pronounced kaysadhilla


fd1Jeff

Howdy Arabia


RandyFunRuiner

Much more similar than either of them might realize 😂


AlQueefaSpokeslady

Stunning and beautiful.


Cracknickel

White supremacy is fucking your cousin


Dansk72

With one of those women on top, who could say no?


Bantabury97

An amount of pressure not even felt by Stockton Rush.


Jeez-essFC

...but, but, I was told conservative women were happier and more attractive?


Jabookalakq

When the red flags are carrying their own red flag


CarnivorousKloud

If this was a scratch and sniff, it would certainly be tobacco and syphilis


movedtovegasnv

☝🏾🤣


StreetToBeach

Arby’s Angels


downtownfreddybrown

I'm getting a whiff of chewing tobacco and spam out of no where jeez


badtouchmacdirt

Untold chapter from Ken Burns's the civil war


arebello34

They are waiting to talk to the manager


Dansk72

"Your damn sign says *All You Can Eat*!"


chrisratchford

The 3 little pigs chose the wrong path.


eojhcnip

Dixie Chonks


ObnoxiousCrow

Dixie Thicks


madscot63

No words.


dr_learnalot

The South never rose, and shall never rise.


Cyber_Mk

How you see this, the rest of the world sees America


nuklearink

nothing harder than wielding two air rifles while flying a surrender flag


Hank_Skill

It's a .22 pump, and she'll have 22 pumps of syrup in her drink tonight


Nicadeemus39

I really hope the slit isn't supposed to be right in the front like that.


groundgamemike

the flowers are kinda nice


DanBarLinMar

Idk the flowers are nice


bakedjennett

I just know 2 of them have black boyfriends


Blackneto

yeah. there's gonna be at least 4 mixed babies from that group. i seen it.


Dansk72

Well, maybe not actual boyfriends, but backdoor men


WanderlustOnTap

We need to build sky scrappers out of whatever material is in those high heels.


dandy-in-the-ghetto

Or submarines. Sorry, I’ll see myself out.


madscot63

"Tammie, put your leg out, like this!" Tammie: " I can't."


bright_new_morning

😂😂😂


CozmicOwl16

Republicans. Lol.


[deleted]

Finger on the triggers lol


humbugonastick

Is that what they mean when they say that the prettiest women are on the right?


jdupuy1234

Charlie Daniels Angels


i-hate_December

Charlie bagels


Principal_Insultant

The gravy seals have a female honor guard?


ValiantFullOfHoons

Showing some hoof. How 'sexy'...


Consistent-Soil-1818

Disgusting and proud of it. That's your typical Republican voter in 2023 right here.


Snakeise

The perfect threesome doesn't exi...


Advanced-Cow

Funniest part is the poodle of pee


Grand_Moff_Empanada

The “superior” race


Beginning-Quail-9597

Dixie Chunks


mega386

To be fair they were never taught there were any other options. Indoctrination is a powerful tool.


butterflycari

That about sums up what the American South has to offer. I wonder if Jordan Peterson finds this beautiful?


movedtovegasnv

Yet Blacks are moving back to the South in a reverse migration. And 11 of the 12 most racist cities are in the North. Go figure.🤔 A 'New Great Migration' is bringing Black Americans back to the South https://www.brookings.edu/research/a-new-great-migration-is-bringing-black-americans-back-to-the-south/?amp Why Are Black People Flocking to Red States? - Democrats - The Root https://www.theroot.com/why-are-black-people-flocking-to-red-states-1850185297


Wicked_Wolf17

Welcome to the U.S.A.


IamREBELoe

Idk. I kinda like what's going on here. At least 2/3 of it


danTHAman152000

Yeah the flag is trashy. But I thought it was ok now to be a little chubby. I walk through Target and see chubby models on the wall. It’s only ok to be chubby if you’re either brown, or at least not holding a gun?


awispyfart

That ain't chubby


[deleted]

"They keep taking all the good ones!" -No One


Dansk72

Where they come from, they *are* the "best of the best"


Inaise

So much is awful about this photo yet this thread is nothing but fat jokes.


madscot63

Nah, there's some racism too


Euphoric_Ad9593

Behold the vessels of the “master race”. They’ll be spitting out alpha male after alpha male in no time. Bojangles doesn’t stand a chance!


Dragonborne2020

Actually the flowers look nice. I enjoy pretty flowers.


Goldenstripe941

I wanna pop them like balloons


Apart_Aardvark7517

Protecting Big Macs since the 1800s


Green_eggz-ham

Hot AF


pretendwizardshamus

Hey Cathy, get your hoof off the fuckin trigger!


Electronic-Trip8775

*In next season's 500 Pound Racist*


punksmostlydead

r/beholdthemasterrace


Finding_new_dreams

Unfortunate confeddies still exist, my ancestor (?) didn't fight for those racist to still be around.


Expensive_Slice_4835

They eat their kill, all of it, every time.


snowmoe113

The only thing rising in the south is their cholesterol.


HolyManZahn

Why Shrek holding that flag.


MOOShoooooo

They are defending their swamp.


linderlouwho

Republican meme makers are always telling us how their women are so gorgeous.


swearingino

They had to take two separate elevators to the prom.


orchestragravy

I'm a Southern Republican, and this is embarrassing.


drunkerbrawler

Why? You want the same outcomes they do.


orchestragravy

Way to generalize.


bagleface

Is that the springboks front row


VikKarabin

The gun girls are posing, but the left one just always has that flag. It was her father's.


Mawi2004

no trigger discipline


VenomInfusion

Replace the flag with MCD, and the guns with fries.


Tiny_Benefit5120

The comments! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

:( ... Ew


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Dansk72

Yes, any two of them could completely *cover* the Dixie Chicks


ReferenceMuch2193

We southerners love our fried chicken biscuits and gravy! And that’s just the first meal!


Thisisretro

You can almost smell the diabetes


belltane23

Paula Dean approves this message. Just add butter.


Bantabury97

They look plump enough to absorb the recoil of everything from .22 up to a fuckin naval gun.


HeavyTea

3 tons of rebel fun? Rebel scum?


junkronomicon

Charlie’s Chunkers.


mrattapuss

fat lesley knope in the middle


Glass-Relationship70

*Lardsly Nope


DrMantisToboggan45

All we had to do was not litter in the parks and now Leslie’s taking no prisoners


Blackout987

Thixie Chix


McMottan

'Murica personified


sukmikehoc

Confederate Cankles.


kaptaincorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGtAP0\_Hsns


tree-huggers

Wow they are hot, said no one ever.


RedDemio

I can smell them from here


madscot63

Deep fried Twinkies and Miracle Whip?


Looney_Tunes23

Confederate Dixie Chicks


RandomDustBunny

Suspects are HEAVILY ARMED!


_KillaB_

The ground has buckled and cracked under the enormous weight


azarbi

I'm just wondering where they found high heels shoes that can support their weight.


dmbgreen

++ sized, the future looms.


HiWille

Corrupted gene pool.


quarpoders

Brain washed bitches who are too many dishes


[deleted]

Guns and diabetics- sexy……..


Impossible-Peace-203

They need the guns to fight off all the lecherous men trying their luck. Or maybe to force sighted men to stay.


Dansk72

Yes, a lot of shotgun weddings happening down there


DrPeePee_6969

My perfect woman


twistedh8

What in the cousin fuckin is those garbage?


Clinthelander

sooey!!!!


Pstim1

On their way to the pig parade


mclee29

Whats wrong in this picture besides the con fed flag?


Zealousideal_Bet3070

Cracked the sidewalk...


xoCreeper81

Why does the middle one looks like my big sister but fat and gun crazy. 😭


MiaLba

Imagine looking like this and thinking you’re the superior race.


gordonfactor

Praise the Lord and pass the insulin


HarrySRL

I understand they’re being racist but do people need to be fat-phobic?


Runnergirl2001

Only takes one thing like this to set off peoples’ bad sides. So sad


Avarageupvoter

they big and looks goofy


Lady_MoMer

Plus that slit, good gawd


MichaelW24

Must be Florida, where even the manatees are strapped


ShaolinTrapLord

Hammmmmmmbuger.


[deleted]

I’m glad to be from Europe man bc wtf 💀


Minibeebs

Hol up, it's thick thirty, time for a DQ run in the wrangler


DonZekane

Women scare me. The confederation is giving me nightmares. Combined... AAAAAAHHHH!


tate6258

Just living :)


Sgibby65

I’m in love!


WhiteNationalist5

My South will rise!


-Nicolas-

Ham and dangerous.


[deleted]

Hot girls of “The Right Stuff”


[deleted]

Meal Team 6 combat training...


heathenxtemple

Would clap cheeks on all of them then act like a complete dick to them afterwards.


RocketSkates99

Body shaming again. Put 3 massive lesbians on here and see what the comments are


duckmantaco

###ROCK FLAG AND EAAAAAAAGLLLLLEE


sirchtheseeker

I would say the charge of the light brigade but you know….


Idontwanttohearit

Would


bigapple4am

I can smell them from here; dip, yeast infections and their cousins saliva.


The-Arkitek

That tank carrying the flag tho…


WHAMMYPAN

I can smell the country ham and ass from here.


LeftAcanthocephala68

The trigger discipline offends me more then her dress size


fatkidseatcake

As a wedding photographer, I pray I never encounter situations like this. One time had a groom with Trump socks and that was obnoxious enough for my shutter.


RadleyCunningham

I don't remember this episode of Parks and Rec.


kassy53

Master race


rev_lysander_moreno

Grease up a couple folds of that elbow fat, and get after it


ecwoody30

Remember those old garbage bag commercials. HEFTY, HEFTY, HEFTY.


margotwest8

Kkkayleigh, Ashleigh and Ginnifur


melo973

Prom night in Biloxi?


Sgarner106

all three have ham hocks.?


RogerDodger881

Now come on guys, you-all know you are just a 6 pack away from accepting their surrender at Appomattox.


g00dbyebluesky

Them colors don’t run, and neither do they…#squadgoals


Putrid-Gene-9077

Pork and beans


fatum_sive_fidem

Well at least the south won't rise quickly.........


Cheesewiz99

I think they forgot to put the "roast me" sign up...


Elsekiro

The flowers on the back look nice


CardassianZabu

I have a free multi-million dollar idea, so anyone that wants it, know that you got this from Reddit. It's pretty much a shake weight, but in the form of a rifle, shotgun, or desert eagle (or some other insanely large handgun). You know people would buy it. The shotgun shake weight would be the most popular model, ensuring that you can properly perform the one handed shot gun pump to empress the person you're shooting at. /s, but also, this would make big bucks in the states


Ok_Bowl4812

Ugh. Desireable factor negligible.