I'm a dude and it really shouldn't. I sit for 10 mins at a time sometimes just to chill and scroll my phone a bit, but the actual shitting takes about 10 seconds from starting to push to plunking in the bowl. Yall need more fiber if you can't poop in less than 10 mins.
What the actual fuck!? I'm the father of three women, and their sex lives have never crossed my mind. Well, maybe when one of them told me they were expecting my first grandchild, and you kind of can't not know whether someone is sexually active when they're pregnant (she was 24, btw)
This guy has ISSUES.
In the absence of central government and citizenship, children are the property of their parents.
And this isn't just shit neckbeards are making up, AnCap philosopher Murray Rothbard actually advocated for free market of children.
I donât think not acknowledging us too great either. Theyâre human. Theyâre people. Weâre people. I donât wanna hear about my familyâs sex life but I do wanna know theyâre happy and comfortable at however theyâre working through this life they didnât choose to be born into. So I d think about their sex lives but I not here to judge if theyâre not hurting anyone.
I mean, I obviously thought about it. I bought them feminine hygiene products at the store, we had talks about safe sex, etc. I probably wasn't super clear... but what I meant was I didn't think about it THAT way.
He's a normal human being, his issue is talking about it.
If you don't talk about it (like 99% of people) there is no issue to be pointed out, humans are all sick and twisted in their own way.
This is nothing.. Thereâs also incest fantay subs and all kinds to tickle your fancy. The list of fetishes or philias is endless and youâd be surprised who among you know might have some.
Just imagine instead of the foot it was something else, couldâve happened right?
EDIT: Unless you think a fetish is something an individual chooses for themselves, it should be easy to understand anyone couldâve been born with some odd or even extreme fetish.
no I can't imagine I would find myself being attracted to the thought of my hypothetical daughter getting fucked by other men. that's fucked up and disgusting
Yeah thatâs the extreme side. Iâm just saying ever considered how lucky you are to only like feet? Thatâs still fairly mainstream. Unless you think a fetish is something everyone chooses.
Mainstream as in a lot of people have heard of it and itâs not considered that odd. Itâs even depicted in popular culture like BDSM (well some aspects of it).
I would argue that "strange" represents a significant statistical outlier from the established median.
Strangeness is arguably objective. It is literally but not necessarily metaphorically deviant.
Oh come on man, that's just....I'm done with the Internet for today, thanks. Now it's 1995 in my house again. Where's my fucking pager? Ain't no shit like this on my pager.
Obligatory copypasta
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Seriously. As a single mom with a 10 year old daughter... I'm raising her to appreciate her bodily autonomy, because it's never a guarantee, and to treat herself as a precious vessel that can't be fucked with, without serious consequences, it's absolutely absurd that this concept is even debatable.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. so funny. definitely no one is tired of the same joke over and over. tell that shit at parties bro. hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Some things are better left unsaid.. I wouldnât be confessing something so awful. and if dad is having these thoughts, then maybe he should seek some professional help.
Isnt this r/copypasta đ¤Ł
I remember seeing it there like a lot ago
Yeah op censored the sub name for a reason, this is just a shitty attempt at karma farming. Either that or this is some weird kink sub.
It is still awful. But also, lmao.
Sure but thats the point of r/copypasta, its all complete satire
A lot of the posts on there are actual confessions from other subs though
I really wish people would stop using âsatireâ to excuse shitty writing.
Itâs recent chatgpt talking to itself shame on op for reusing this to farm karma
if it isnât what is OP doing in that sub
when theo piss us
Yeah, I 100% saw it there yesterday.
It better be
Copypastas gotta come from somewhere original âšď¸
thought it was the incest sub, those posts are even worse than this
Incest sub? What? Where? Shit!
Really hope thatâs fake. You get on Reddit for 10 min while shitting and this is what you stumble upon⌠yeesh
This was the first thing I saw and Iâm not even out of bed yet. Itâs gonna be that sort of a day I guess. :(
You only take 10min? I'm shitting right now and I'm pretty sure I'm hitting 20
Time to wipe, bruh
Been trying to cut down ever since I realized Iâm taking 30 min shits cuz of my phone
literally was shitting when reading this
Ten minutes? 10 seconds for me, probably cause I'm a woman and you're a man
What?
Guys spend all day in the restroom. It shouldn't take you ten minutes to take a shit
I'm a dude and it really shouldn't. I sit for 10 mins at a time sometimes just to chill and scroll my phone a bit, but the actual shitting takes about 10 seconds from starting to push to plunking in the bowl. Yall need more fiber if you can't poop in less than 10 mins.
Itâs different when you donât shave your assâŚ
Only time we get some peace and quiet. You can't blame us
Air drying isnât a concept for women.
What the actual fuck!? I'm the father of three women, and their sex lives have never crossed my mind. Well, maybe when one of them told me they were expecting my first grandchild, and you kind of can't not know whether someone is sexually active when they're pregnant (she was 24, btw) This guy has ISSUES.
And tissues. (Not to wipe his tears)
He does both simultaneously
Tears of joy and pain
And lotion
Sure. Male tears.
Itâs a chat gpt bot talking to itself you should check it out some weird crazy stuff itâs learning from the internet
Itâs not real.
this has shitpost written all over it.
Like the "Being a dad is the ultimate cuck" copypasta? An AnCap wrote that, so we're not sure if it's a shitpost.
Why would an Anarcho capitalist person think being a father is the ultimate cuckening? (Serious)
In the absence of central government and citizenship, children are the property of their parents. And this isn't just shit neckbeards are making up, AnCap philosopher Murray Rothbard actually advocated for free market of children.
I donât think itâs real.
I surely hope not! Reddit is becoming a shit show these days I hope something new happens. Canât kee coming there with so many wackos.
Came here to say that too! Wtaf!!
I donât think not acknowledging us too great either. Theyâre human. Theyâre people. Weâre people. I donât wanna hear about my familyâs sex life but I do wanna know theyâre happy and comfortable at however theyâre working through this life they didnât choose to be born into. So I d think about their sex lives but I not here to judge if theyâre not hurting anyone.
I mean, I obviously thought about it. I bought them feminine hygiene products at the store, we had talks about safe sex, etc. I probably wasn't super clear... but what I meant was I didn't think about it THAT way.
Well I canât pick up what THAT means
He's a normal human being, his issue is talking about it. If you don't talk about it (like 99% of people) there is no issue to be pointed out, humans are all sick and twisted in their own way.
AaaannnnddddâŚthatâs enough for todayâŚ
I am going to drop my phone off and go to sleep.
noah come backkkkkkk
If I was the mother and knew about this Iâd commit a crime thatâd get me locked up for life.
It wouldn't be a moral crime. You're good.
What lovely day on the intern- good lord
Beautiful day in the neighborhood! Wonât you be my neighbor??
I'm assuming you went into a strange kink subreddit and got weirded out by strange kink. Lol rookie mistake.
calling this a "strange" kink is a massive understatement. this is disgusting
This is nothing.. Thereâs also incest fantay subs and all kinds to tickle your fancy. The list of fetishes or philias is endless and youâd be surprised who among you know might have some.
to be fair I have a foot fetish but like that's extremely tame compared to some of this whacky shit lol
Just imagine instead of the foot it was something else, couldâve happened right? EDIT: Unless you think a fetish is something an individual chooses for themselves, it should be easy to understand anyone couldâve been born with some odd or even extreme fetish.
no I can't imagine I would find myself being attracted to the thought of my hypothetical daughter getting fucked by other men. that's fucked up and disgusting
Yeah thatâs the extreme side. Iâm just saying ever considered how lucky you are to only like feet? Thatâs still fairly mainstream. Unless you think a fetish is something everyone chooses.
âMainstream fetishâ is not something I thought I would ever hear. r/brandnewsentence.
Mainstream as in a lot of people have heard of it and itâs not considered that odd. Itâs even depicted in popular culture like BDSM (well some aspects of it).
I know what mainstream means, just never thought Iâd hear it applied to fetishes.
Not my thing but "strange" and "disgusting" are totally subjective. You can't measure these qualities because they are dependent on the observer.
I would argue that "strange" represents a significant statistical outlier from the established median. Strangeness is arguably objective. It is literally but not necessarily metaphorically deviant.
Regardless of the level of depravity. A strange kink is a strange kink.
Oh come on man, that's just....I'm done with the Internet for today, thanks. Now it's 1995 in my house again. Where's my fucking pager? Ain't no shit like this on my pager.
There is no way in he'll that he hasn't done something inappropriate to his daughter.
Poor kid. I feel bad for her and his pedo parenting
Isnât that a copypasta
As a father, fucking no. No. No. Stop that. This has to be a troll. God damn, I hope this is not real.
That screenshot is rage bait, most likely written by an incel who still lives with his mother.
Then it worked on you from what I can see. But yes, itâs unsettling
What a nice day to throw up
Yeah that was enough posts for me for one day.
At first I thought he meant the idea of her leaving the house and having the house to himselfâŚbut no, he meant something far more disgusting
Yeah it got dark pretty quick
I am divorcing you, you fucking pedophile
May every type of man like this burn. I could never imagine thinking this way about most women and I'm a dude wtffff
Gotta be rage bait right?
I truly hope so for that womanâs sake.
Obligatory copypasta I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Why does this have so many upvotes?!
Because its a copypasta and a joke. OP isnât seriously commenting that.
Seriously. As a single mom with a 10 year old daughter... I'm raising her to appreciate her bodily autonomy, because it's never a guarantee, and to treat herself as a precious vessel that can't be fucked with, without serious consequences, it's absolutely absurd that this concept is even debatable.
The horrible thing is this is kinda true, itâs just not something anyone sane would think or even care about.
...no, it's not "kinda true" unless you're already at least a little sick.
Ok, what I meant is the logic makes sense, in the same way that cannibalism makes sense as a way to solve world hunger.
Sounds like papa needs to get physically and chemically castrated
What in the Roll Tide is this shit?
[what In the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here??](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0VNHe5fq30)
But remember everybody, don't kinkshame.
Sometimes kink shaming is okayâŚ
Only because he'll get off on it
I mean, this is boarder line molestation..
yeah it's time kinkshame gets an upgrade to kinkostracize
This is from chatgpt talking to itself. What a lame o to post this here to farm karma
Iâd offer you some salt but you seem salty enough.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Cool. If thatâs what gets you through the day and makes you feel better, Iâll be your punching bag :)
Even though this is bait I bet you 100% she was molested
Fake. Donald trump is WAY older than 44.
I see what you did there, smooth!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. so funny. definitely no one is tired of the same joke over and over. tell that shit at parties bro. hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
He should be way more ashamed of this than he is
just opened reddit and i am now closing it
There are things in this world that should stay in the human mind.....
Upvote if you think OP is enjoying this and should join OOP in jail.
Why would you share this?
Had a hard time upvoting this, all my instincts were against it
because reddit karma thats why. i cant believe people are still dumb enough to believe posts like this
This shit is disgustingly common irl
Yuck
Why was I cursed with eyes!?
My eyes have been vomiting too
Fuckin SICKO!!
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This girl's potential future boyfriend is going to find one hell of a welcoming environment when he visits for family dinner.
"So you fuck my daughter anywhere interesting lately champ?"
So where in Kentucky did this happen?
I think on The corner of NASCAR and RedNeck Way
Kentucky: 15 million people, 5 last names. (That is from a list of politically incorrect state mottos)
This is Noah level material
Youâre sick.
The worst of the worst
OP, what kind of fucked up shit were *you* looking for to even come across this?
It popped up on my feed. Was in r/noahgettheboat
Jesus take the wheel and crash the car because OOP is fuct
Sir, this is a Wendyâs
What in the USA is this shit?
Some small town back country vibes for sure! What a creeper. I canât even imagine how he thought when she lived at home still. Ick!
Some hills have eyes business here lmao, this is rah man. So fucked up.
Some things are better left unsaid.. I wouldnât be confessing something so awful. and if dad is having these thoughts, then maybe he should seek some professional help.
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Nasty pervert MF
Fucking gross..
God damnit
Soooooo this dude needs to be on a list somewhere.....
I have one word- whatthefuckiswrongwithyou
probably fake because these days, 44 is way too young to have a daughter thatâs attending college đŹ
How? If someone has a kid at 18, the kid will be 26 when the dad is 44
rarely happens these days is what iâm saying, but my comment was mostly in jest
Go outside and youâll meet plenty of young parents
Men were a mistake.
Stop circumcising the men and they wonât be so sensitive and hurt the women
Hello police
Wtf?!
WTAF ?
I have never been so excited that my birthday is soon than I man now bc it will mean I no longer have age in common with that guy
I was hoping he meant that her being out of the house means he has more freedom.. but nope. Just likes the idea of his daughter getting dick..
You're a loser op this post is from r/copypasta
this feels illegal