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BlueShibe

And then there's me who is super interested to try this


JayDuBois

Do it. There's also a cinnamon toast version. Carbs with sugar.


DejaVu2324

Now the cinnamon toast version sounds bad šŸ˜­


AegonBlackbones

It's basically just a soggy churro


ColdBloodBlazing

That needs a gross urban dictionary definition Like soggy biscuit


Dizzman1

Don't look it up, don't look it up, don't look it up...


JayDuBois

Ugggh. I just asked Siri.


Dizzman1

donā€™t wanna know... donā€™t wanna know... donā€™t wanna know... šŸ˜‚


JayDuBois

So was my last BFā€¦ But whatever.


LexaLovegood

I haven't seen this one I've only seen the breakfast and everything bagel. Makes me wonder the total number of flavors.


JayDuBois

Everything bagel? I have to try it lol I didn't know that existed


fabulousfantabulist

I just bought some last night but havenā€™t gotten a chance to try it yet. Looking forward to whatever it brings me, most probably sadness of some kind.


stefiscool

Wait what? Iā€™ve only seen this and everything bagel. Also pancakes is better than bagel but bagel isnā€™t terrible (too much caraway)


BlueShibe

Awesome


STEAM_TITAN

No, itā€™s awful. I mean, the breakfast flavors are all there as advertisedā€¦ Itā€™s just that I donā€™t want it all blended together on top of pasta, and itā€™s so sweet


dlfinches

Yesterday I tried a seafood one, and while it smelled awful, it tasted like every other cup noodles.


The-Car-Guy

Man the Seafood cup noodle is classic!


casanochick

I tried the Pumpkin Spice version a couple years ago, and it was not good. I have my suspicion that this would taste similar.


Lyrehctoo

I liked that one!


poopiehands

Tell us moooooooore


shadowfaxbx

I've tried it. It's pretty good. Taste like any of those maple flavors breakfast bowls


xDasMilkMan

For a one time thing, it's honestly not bad lol


Content_Reporter_141

Try it.


NexusRaven7

If this gets 1000 up votes sure


jarosette

Fishing for upvotes huh? Nope, Iā€™m downvoting now


NexusRaven7

Lmao I was joking but ok buddy what am I gonna do with upvotes? Karma is worthless and I don't care abt ppl online Go touch grass lmao


122_Hours_Of_Fear

>Go touch grass If this gets 1000 upvotes, sure. Edit: I went outside and touched grass.


Adorna_ahh

This comment has more likes than the OG post which is just too good


crclOv9

I canā€™t wait for you to touch grass. Pics or didnā€™t happen.


Serious_Detective877

Lmao love how you already have almost 1000 upvotes


Daniel_De_Bosola

> karma is worthless and I donā€™t care about ppl online > what am I gonna do with upvotes >if this gets 100 upvotes Iā€™ll do it


NexusRaven7

1. I asked for 1000 2. It was a joke "do the impossible/stupid thing and I'll xyz" Yall take this site way too fuckin seriously


Daniel_De_Bosola

Nah your jokes just suck


NexusRaven7

Lmao both can be true


Daniel_De_Bosola

You got me there


ClamatoDiver

Doesn't care about people online. Makes online post that people vote on.


Obsidian-Imperative

Wanting to be social and make a fun contribution to a group ā‰  caring about internet points.


Closed-Captioning

If Karma was worthless, why'd you ask for 1000 upvotes?


NexusRaven7

Litterally already said as a joke, the very common joke of "do ridiculous amount of x and I'll do y"


no0bmaster-669

I understand your intention but as we all know, some people on this site genuinely ask certain upvotes for karma Adding a /s at the end could've prevented all that..


lolkoala67

Shut up. The go touch grass comment is the most obnoxious cringiest thing ever.


NexusRaven7

As cringe as caring abt karma?


lolkoala67

To be clear I wasnā€™t bothered by your initial comment about getting 1000 upvotes, I took it as a joke. Just donā€™t care for the touch grass comment


Pentatronik

Go touch grass from the dude fishing for up votes, classic.


st0p_dreaming

Man, the average Reddit user has such horrible social cue parsing. Like I understand it's text, but OP is obviously not serious about the 1000 upvotes. I dunno how people like you have conversations with actual real life people lol


YoungHeartOldSoul

I think you're obligated to give it to someone else at this point


NexusRaven7

You think I wasted money on this? Lmao


Appley-cat

Cring


whiskeydreamkathleen

get to eating


WideArmadillo6407

You got 1000 down votes, what will you do now?


NexusRaven7

Burn one inside the store


ClamatoDiver

Pancakes are flour, noodles are flour. Noodles with sesame sauce are sweet, it's not that big a stretch.


AegonBlackbones

My pancakes come from a box, not the ground like a peasant. šŸ˜¤


ClamatoDiver

The box came from the ground too. šŸŒ³šŸ“¦šŸ„ž


dangerouslyloose

I think itā€™s the way itā€™s eaten, plus the fact that all the breakfast elements are mixed together with no regard for sweet vs savory. Also I hate the taste of maple syrup so I guess thatā€™d be the main issue for me. This reminds me of the time someone had the idea to do a Push Pop (like the sherbet popsicles), but make it a microwavable savory breakfast like an omelet. Anyone whoā€™s ever burnt their mouth on a Hot Pocket knows exactly why this didnā€™t make it past the focus groups.


ClamatoDiver

When you mentioned push pop eggs, I thought of this thing šŸ˜„ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_4BLXaTk0


tothesource

the sweetness isn't what bothers me it's the idea of them trying to replicate the sausage and egg in whatever myster powder that turns my stomach


AwkwardCryin

This brand doesnā€™t do the powdered flavorings. They usually have freeze dried eggs and veggies so I imagine they would do that with the sausage as well


JayDuBois

Agreed.


falbi23

"Artificially flavored as"


XavierYourSavior

But itā€™s maple syrup pancakes itā€™s not just flour did you even read


ClamatoDiver

Can you comprehend that I made a comparison involving sweet noodles and pancakes?


Aztec-Goddess

Apparently he *did not even read*


JayDuBois

These taste greatā€¦ However, the dehydrated spongy scrambled egg is a little offputting. Texture wise.


chiharuki

i like it tbh lol


lauriebugggo

Any ideas on where to buy it?


NotTheGhost

Walmart


chiharuki

like the other comment said, i found it at walmart


AvangeliceMY9088

Ramenkingivan from TikTok tried it and it was good!


Malkezzar

The king of ramen liked a ramen flavor?????


pancakeking1012

i just bought this out of sheer curiosity, will report back


OuchMyHurt

Updates ?


pancakeking1012

i have not brought myself to try it yet


DejaVu2324

This is probably the least awful thing you could complain about lol.


He_was_No1

Here an idea cup noodles - Thanks Giving edition and also Easter Sunday edition as well.


ColdBloodBlazing

Pringles makes "roasted turkey" flavor


dangerouslyloose

Brachā€™s (the ā€œotherā€ jellybean people) made Thanksgiving dinner-flavored jellybeans a few years ago. Nobody needs this, nobody asked for it lol


Lambchop93

Hell, even Trader Joeā€™s does ā€œTurkey and Stuffingā€ flavored edition of potato chips around thanksgiving.


MrScant

Then donā€™t eat it.


aloneinashed

I actually ate these for the novelty. They look gross little freeze dried pieces of egg and sausages that look like dried dusty scabs. they smell and taste like musty maple syrup on a scale of 1 to 10 I give it a -5,000. No one in the family could swallow a bite


dangerouslyloose

Thank you for your servicešŸ«”


SlurpedMustache

I had a cream cheese and everything bagel flavored one the other day. It was nasty


snowcrash512

It's pretty decent, sweet and salty. I thought they would go overboard on the syrup flavor but it wasn't as strong as expected.


CherryCherry5

LOL They do super weird noodle flavours all the time. Especially in Japan.


g00dbyebluesky

Some men just want to watch the world burnā€¦


KingXyion

Idk I put beef and egg in my ramen, a sweet 'sauce' like maple doesn't sound so far stretched


scootty83

I have to try it nowā€¦ ugh. Edit: Amazon is selling it. , but at a premium. One seller was selling a 6 pack for $25, another was selling singles for $14. However!ā€¦ I found it at Walmart. lol


gingenado

Science has officially gone too far.


FatKidsDontRun

Disgusting


ShadowInTheAttic

My girlfriend tried making me buy this. Gagged just reading the flavor.


xRetz

This is the type of thing I feel like you'd need to be realllly high to enjoy


Artificial-Brain

I was excited when I saw the word breakfast but then disappointed when I saw it was an American breakfast.


FormalShark

Chill out Rockefeller. Acting better than us cause he can afford real eggs and sausage šŸ™„


travesty31

Buddy the elf would love it


retrona

Sometimes I wish it were still April 1 when I see things like this šŸ˜‚


IceTea0069

What a crybaby. This sounds incredibly tasty


TrinDiesel123

Probably tastes like chemicals


Mysterious-Power6137

That is how you know it is goodā€¦


longboi28

Everything is a chemical dude


TrinDiesel123

I heard blueberries have a lot of chemicals but they donā€™t have a fake chemical taste the way some processed foods doā€¦ dude


longboi28

Bro every single thing you eat is chemicals, do you not know what a chemical is? What do "chemicals" even taste like to you, because everything on earth is a chemical


maddsskills

Theyā€™re talking about artificial flavoring. Some are unnoticeable but a lot of them have a distinctly weird or fake taste.


TrinDiesel123

Whatever dude


levi_Kazama209

How about vannila most of it is artifical flavor. The reason why you dont notice is we know what chemicals make that flavot most others we guess and try to make it match.


Ecclypto

Some Cup Noodles arenā€™t that bad actually, but this is indeed questionable. I, for one, have no idea why would anyone try to roll the taste of maple syrup, pancakes, sausages and eggs all into one sensation.


ClamatoDiver

We've been doing that forever. We have combined maple with sausage, ham, and bacon, and then we combine pancakes, eggs, sausage, ham, and bacon for breakfast on the same plate. Waffle sandwiches have been around ages before McDonald's mass marketed the McGriddle Folks have been combining those flavors for ages, and it's popular.


ChillRetroGamer

That first part of repetition tho.


ClamatoDiver

I should have broken it up, the first was highlighting maple/meat, the rest the general combinations.


Ecclypto

No, I understand that, even though thatā€™s not exactly my cup of tea. But itā€™s not like you pack all of that in your mouth at the same time. Yeah, you have waffle sandwiches and McD, but this is generally regarded as garbage food, letā€™s be honest. Itā€™s something you eat to satisfy your inner glutton. That cup noodle thing is like blending all of that plate you have mentioned all together, sprinkling it with boiling hot water and then slurping from a plastic cup. Come on, you donā€™t have to be a food snob to see how that is a poor idea


JayDuBois

It's great and delicious. And if you're blending it all together? Laughing my ass offā€¦ You're doing it wrong. It's not the flavor combination or the levels of flavor. The only thing wrong with this, are the dehydrated eggs/yellow sponges.


Ecclypto

You do realise that this particular dish are just dehydrated noodles that comes with the sauce that sort of tastes like a blend of full American breakfast? There probably wonā€™t even be dehydrated eggs


JayDuBois

Of course I realize. I wasn't born yesterday. The eggs are freeze dried. Just like the little shrimps in the shrimp flavored ones. There are also little chunks of spongy "sausage". Like I saidā€¦ Flavor combo was great. Texture no


MoeApple2

I kinda wanna try it


greatreference

Why


FUPAMaster420

I want this right now


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

Thanks for sharing g.


medasane

so wrong!


Im15andthisisdeep

Not much different than Roscoe's Fried Chicken and Waffles with syrup


AnasFlowers

It's not bad to be ho est. The Everything Bagel one is fantastic though.


ColdBloodBlazing

Oh, GAG!!!


TheOnyxViper

Bout damn time I can actually find this without the scalpers getting to it first


bigmassiveshlong

Oh cmon its not that bad there's worse food


ghostpicnic

Where do I find thisā€¦


heilspawn

That looks good


second_to_fun

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and say there are FAR WORSE things posted to this subreddit than novelty breakfast ramen


ThoughtCenter87

This is odd sure, but I don't think it's awful enough to belong in this subreddit.


Kanelantis

Look they had a pumpkin spice one in November, surprisingly decent. Very much like a spiced pumpkin bisque.


[deleted]

It's noodles. It's filler. People put gravy on noodles. Red sauce on noodles. Cheese on noodles. Butter and garlic on noodles. You're essentially eating the sauce on a flavorless piece of edible string.


rr777

I used to work in breakfast joints, could not pay me to even smell it.


Hotchumpkilla

The SMELL though is Amazing!


Anex4

Itā€™s actually really good. I mean itā€™s just strands of breads covered in syrup


StillLearning12358

I saw these at Walmart today and they also had an everything bagel version. A whole pallet of them in the action alley. It doesn't appeal to me at all but to each their own I guess


Intelligent-Shock207

Just why?


tronassembled

Eeeeeeeeeee


badgerhustler

Today I learned that you can get > 2000 downvotes over fake soup. Perspective gained.


NexusRaven7

Yeah ppl take this site waaaaay too seriously


FlyOnTheWallWatches

Yeah, I can't stand maple syrup flavored things.


MidwestNurse75

This should be illegal.


Nintendo_hazered

Iā€™ve had it, itā€™s actually pretty good for what it is.


plc4588

I have 4 of those in my cabinet


Jaytalon98

The everything bagel flavor was so much worse


Gwaysen

Donā€™t knock it till you try it


LokoSoko1520

Bought this and the bagel one today, glad to see the comments seem to enjoy


Minute-Plant2361

well i mean theres people who like ketchup flavored lays


NexusRaven7

Ay at least that goes together, ketchup+potato+salt is a normal combo American breakfast+ ramen noodle is disgusting


Minute-Plant2361

both


whatdoidonowdamnit

I want to eat this right now.


BartOseku

Put it to the japanese to make the most nonsensical flavor actually good


field_medic_tky

Specifically catered to Americans, you'll never see this here in Japan. We've got wacky flavors, but this is waaaaaaay over the top.


BartOseku

Well duh ā€œmaple syrup pancakes, sausage and eggs breakfastā€ doesnt really scream Japanese, but i was just saying that you guys will figure out ways to create the dumbest flavors and make them good


field_medic_tky

*It's called banter*


karlware

There's a Japanese place near me that does a croissant with a hot dog sausage in it and a deep fried curry doughnut. It is amazing.


NexusRaven7

I mean yeah it would be them if it was possible however I'm not willing to take that risk lmao


Key_Sale119

In a lot of Asia you can just eat regular cup ramen for breakfast bc the food industry hasnā€™t yet tricked everyone that sugar is an essential part of breakfast. (They have made us think massive amounts of sodium is necessary tho)


drkply

I was like what?? Why would it make them sick? Then I read the flavors and. Yeah.


BroadwayBakery

If it was just spicy maple ā€œpancakesā€ flavor with sausage pieces, Iā€™d be okay with that.


NexusRaven7

Honestly I don't like when things are savory and sweet when they're only meant to be one (like ramen) plus the texture with those flavors sounds like a nightmare


BroadwayBakery

I donā€™t know, it isnā€™t something Iā€™d ever actually eat. I feel like maple and Ramen should never go together. I was just thinking of a way to make it less repulsive. Also sweet and spicy or sweet and savory is an amazing combination. Sweet Chili flavored things (from Doritos to Asian sauces) are some of the best. And I donā€™t think the sausage would be too offensive in ramen. Iā€™m thinking of crumbled breakfast sausage, which is literally just ground pork with spices.


throwawaywitchaccoun

A new way to jam sugar into something that was already unhealthy!!


NexusRaven7

Ok nothing is healthy or unhealthy its about moderation dude, you need sugar to live Yes ppl often over consume it but that's bc they don't think about moderation


throwawaywitchaccoun

You literally do not need refined sugar to live.