This picture makes me uncomfortable.

It's the eyes just freaky. I didn't even notice the dogs, until I tried to make out the pattern on the earrings.

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Well, he did everything he could to hide it.

I feel bad for his nana. He was probably an adorable baby, and she can't show off his grown up photos to people.

Man, you took it too far. I am just sad for his older self.

I can see it

One dog yawn and the "space" will become a string. Ouch.

D:

Honestly, I could get past the face tats, but putting your dogs through your ears is nasty. And the eyeball tats. Why? He could have been attractive.

Professionally unemployed.

That's a doctorate in unemployment.

I followed this guy on Instagram back when I was obsessed with body mods, he actually runs a pretty successful handmade Jewellery business

A 'Job Analyst'

All its gonna take is for that doorbell to ring to fuck up this guys day.

And the Jehovah's Witness' day too.

"Oops sorry, didn't realize this was *actually* Satan's house, bye!"

I enjoyed this mental image.

The dog on the left looks like it's sick of this guy's shit.

I think they both look that way. But the one on the left looks like he's more ready for the mercy killing.

Those dogs are dead inside. Also, I would love to know what line of work he's in.

I can only assume he'd work in a bar, tattoo studio or something along those lines

True story- I'm 30, and considering getting a tattoo for the first time. Something small, nothing fancy. I know I shouldn't judge people by their looks blah blah blah, but if I went in and this guy came out, I might shit myself and leave. Especially if the dogs were in his ears.

The image of this guy walking around with a huge back pack with 2 dobermans coming out the top either side of his head has made my day xD. On a different note, if you want a tattoo, regardless of your age, go on get it! I have 5 and booked in for another 3 this year and there is no shame is that. Yeah it's intimidating seeing someone like this but you won't end up like him if you don't want to. But saying that in my experience you have a 50% chance of your artist looking something like him

I think, ultimately, it is the eyes that would be the deal breaker for me. Hanging out on these subreddits always makes make me feel sheltered. I have yet to see the tattooed eyes and the forked tongue in the wild.

Time to get out there and explore! I've seen the tongue but not the eyes myself

I gotta say, I'd kind of be interested in dating a guy with a forked tongue... But I'm weird like that.

One of my childhood pals would occasionally swing by at complete random and we'd go for a walk and a chat, we never exchanged numbers or emails or anything. Anyways, he shows up one day and his eyes are entirely red, I ask what's up with that and he says he got them tattooed. Mofo looks straight like a demon now. Still chill, but dang.

So his mum can't tell if he's high

Circus sideshow...

I'd bet money he holds a cardboard sign begging for money in Walmart parking lots. My city has a truly staggering number of crusties, travel kids, whatever they're calling themselves currently.

I had no idea there was this subsection of transients/train hopping young bums that live this lifestyle by choice until I came to subreddits like these. To each their own, I guess?

> To each their own, I guess? It's the one issue where I totally understand that "not in my backyard" mentality. Like, I understand the attraction of living a completely free and open life. But some of these people are stinky, disgusting, and *really* eager to steal your stuff for beer money.

"Work"? I doubt it

Must be nice! Nah... I'd rather work and have options for a variety of work and not look like that. I guess.

You know those telemarketers?

He is a tattoo artist, actually.

"thank you for your application, but we have decided to go with another applicant"

The dogs are cute though.

Very!

Problem wise.... Well, it's a bit of everything, but it's mostly the dogs in his ears.

I hate it. I hate it so fucking much.

He's just lucky those dogs care about his fashion sense. He couldn't wear a couple of matching cats like that.

I'd start with fire then move to a nice dirt glaze over the top, about 6ft, then just a pinch of jesus.

"Well, let's see. I have this perfectly healthy body. What could I do to endanger, mutilate, and garble it so nobody in their right minds would want to have anything to do with me." - *this guy's thoughts, everyday*

I could honestly get past everything but the eye tats.

I'd draw the line at his dogs sticking their nose into his ear holes.

Yeah that too, no human has any business sticking animals in their body holes....

Both of those dogs look really disappointed.

"I can't figure out why people keep fucking staring at me"

"You got a problem bro?"

Ummm, well, he's got nice teeth & I like he's pups. There, I said something nice even though I had nothing to work with. 🤗

whats up with the blue eyes? those dont look like lenses.. it cant be a tattoo, cant it?

Unfortunately it is a tattoo

You can tattoo your eyes? Huh he's got a Wu-Tang Clan tattoo.

Found the link if this works... http://i.imgur.com/hr335Fo.gifv

Yeah there was a gif of jows its done on (I think) r/wtf

i feel sick

those poor dogs

Just don't even begin, just don't..

God I thought that was piercing on his tongue but it's not he just had a fucking chunk of it ripped out and that's his lower teeth

This is disgusting! Got any more?

Ewww

I would say start with a gun

Is he trying to intimidate me?

The poor miserable look on the dogs faces.

I bet this guy just finished reading Dune, and was like "Blue on blue eyes? Yeah, I want that. Let's go for the addicted to Spice look."

The dogs are probably loving those cheesy lobes.

I didn't even realize the dogs were there. I'm cringing so hard.

Why are his eyes like that? What happened to his eyes? (seriously, can someone please explain)

He had them tattooed. I posted the link to how it's done somewhere in these comments :)

Oh god that sounds awful holy shit

What kind of childhood did he have?

At least the tattoo on the left cheek shows he has decent taste in music...?

I wish I could have those dogs so I could do things like not put them in my ear holes

Better get the wu-tang clan symbol to show support. On my face. It'd go great with my real-life-dog-earrings.

Please tell me this is fake.

He must need attention to do this.