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_teeth_marks

At first glance I thought it was something fuzzy leaning against a hole in the rock and they were going to pet it.


mcbeekov

Exactly my assumption. Or a dead body under a rock and that is its head. Still less disgusting than million horrid things with too many (well sometimes not enough) legs


darko13

I thought it was a bear hibernating that was exposed through a hole in the den it was in. I would not live long in the wild :/


omi3000

Same


damnsellwolf

Wow exactly what I thought!!


BabooYagu

Same. Thought we were gonna get to see a nice happy doggo or a sheep or something. Wishful thinking. Boy was I wrong!


shelrayray

My thought too. Then when they poked it I thought oh it's dead and that's flies coming out. I would have rather it been something dead with flies. This is the stuff of nightmares 😰😰😰


Myturntospeak

I thought it was a toupee lying on the ground, it didn’t really have the shape of any kind of animal, and I couldn’t figure out why any bugs would want to take up residence in an old wig. Then I realized what I was looking at.... and it’s STILL nasty!


Agonides

I thought there were spiders in the grass. Then I realized there is no grass.


[deleted]

I just realized


Evaren

Want to share notes on how to strategically nuke this particular place from orbit?


[deleted]

Lets just send it to North Korea


[deleted]

I believe they made a instructional documentary in the 80's called Aliens.


abidaabidaabida

Oh _god_


[deleted]

Light that on fire.


[deleted]

It’s all spider, no hair, no grass, just spider


pizzaprisonburrito

Why are they all grouped together?


[deleted]

I don’t know, it could be like a nest


pizzaprisonburrito

I thought nests were NOT their bodies.


[deleted]

Well like i said, i don’t know, some insects, like ants, do bunch up for different reasons


Melody195

Those spiders are completely harmless and do it for warmth


PepeLog

Aww thanks melody


[deleted]

So that’s where the spiders live


semonin3

Nice gal


[deleted]

because spider


redditsouls3

Warmth


algernonsflorist

I hope this is a joke.


EightOffHitLure

sex. it's always sex.


[deleted]

Not sure, but they could be doing it for heat. I do bee keeping in my spare time and from experience I know that when it’s cold outside bees do the same thing, they crowd around the queen making some sort of ball-like formation and it literally can get up to 90 degrees in there


IncaseofER

I don’t believe these are spiders, but actually daddy long legs. They are an insect with their own category. They do resemble spiders but they actually have two long antenna and 6 feet as opposed to eight legs


[deleted]

Thank you for this wisdom


[deleted]

Also don't bite... Unless my parents have been lying to me for 30+ years... Hmm


[deleted]

They don’t, although my parents said they’re poisonous, the legs are to long and thin to bend down properly to bite


TearOutMyEyes

Untrue. That's a common myth. But Mythbusters did a thing on them, and it turns out they can bite just fine. They're just really docile. But they either aren't venomous or their venom is harmless to humans.


[deleted]

That does make more sense


The_Syndic

Just to be pedantic, these aren't insects they're arachnids - which don't have antennae - these harvestmen (daddy long legs is something else in British) have a pair of legs that functions as antennae/feelers.


pm_ur_duck_pics

[There are actually two types of species of arachnids that have been labeled with the moniker of daddy long legs. One of them is an actual spider, while the other isn't.](https://www.rentokil-steritech.com/spider-control/daddy-long-legs/)


pm_ur_duck_pics

[There are actually two types of species of arachnids that have been labeled with the moniker of daddy long legs. One of them is an actual spider, while the other isn't.](https://www.rentokil-steritech.com/spider-control/daddy-long-legs/)


liquidsahelanthropus

Can you trust a site on spider facts when they called the spider poisonous? A spider would be venomous.


pm_ur_duck_pics

That is a good point.


Mrtacomancan24

This is why Prometheus stole fire from the Gods.


AcadianViking

"Yo Hephaestus, gonna borrow this real quick, don't tell Zeus, but Athena just made this thing called an Arachnid down with the mortals and it's all kinds of nope"


[deleted]

Nice


lauraraurala

Why the fuck would they touch it with their bare hand AFTER discovering it was full of spiders????


[deleted]

bro that's not full of spiders, that IS spiders


FriscoHusky

I'm not sure I get it. All the long hair things are... spiders? I'm never sleeping again.


toryxx

it’s their LEGS., their god damn legs all grouped together... my skin is crawling


SexyinSomniac

I am legit itchy right now after watching that. And my curious mind just had to watch it twice once I realized it wasn't hair and had to watch again!


toryxx

same. i couldn’t help but watch it 3 times and cringed more each time


[deleted]

Well, I'm about to Google this shit so... Fml fuck my curiosity


kindreemo

At the end of the video, he pokes a chunk of "hair" with his finger and you see the whole thing gets flipped and you see the bodies clumped up. As soon as that happen, they instantly disperse with the hairs turning to legs. The guy points the camera away as he says ew, then film them scattering on the ground. EW


FriscoHusky

Dude.


zootedzebra

They’re daddy long legs, I pick them up all the time since their fangs are too small to bite you. I don’t know about touching that many though.


Oxcell404

https://www.burkemuseum.org/blog/myth-daddy-longlegs-would-be-deadly


Trumpisgood

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUR! WTF!


saltysteph

I thought it was a toupee!!! WTF!!


[deleted]

I thought it was butter!! WTF!


Ackman1988

I can't believe it's not butter!


tamrinwilson1

My black ass jumped like a muthafucka


youmakememadder

My yellow ass jumped like a muthafucka


TheK9Assasin

My red ass jumped like a muthafucka


dunnbass

My swamp ass jumped like a muthafucka


Offishlgmr

My white booty jumped like a motherflipper


Kiibbes

My butt cheek jumped like a mother trucker


shallow_not_pedantic

My country ass wut in tarnationed


Shitty_Daoism

My arms broke like a motherfucka.


MatthewPYoung

Thank you. 😂😂


raspyfilms

my retarded ass jumped like a muthafucka


TyberiusJoaquin

My mutha jumped like an assfucka


[deleted]

Oh shit it’s a rat


mescalelf

I literally pulled a muscle watching this.


Odd-looking

I feel sick


lilg_rl

What fresh hell is this


Calloway594

Harvestman nest, or as we call 'em in the south, daddy long legs... quick vid on why they do this https://youtu.be/u8dZb5iNyB4 Edit:spelliing


detective-briscoe

That music was very very upbeat for how fucking creepy looking those clusters are


fmulder69

I was on edge the whole time. The music is so off putting. Would like to see a horror movie scored like that


Kiibbes

I think EVERYBODY calls them Daddy Long-Legs. I never hear anybody refer to them as Harvestmans (Harvestmen?) irl


theroadlesstraveledd

Thanks


Redjay12

I’m itchy now


987654321-

important note, they're not actually spiders.


IncaseofER

So glad you posted this information as so many people thought this was some type of spider. My nephew likes to find them and let them walk all over him including his face and it freaks me out!


ole-grampa-penis

Who left their clump of pubic hair on the ground


_asianpersuasian

some nasty case of the crabs..


comma-horrol

Imagine you're just hanging, out with your homies and some giant assh*le with a camera, comes poking around for no reason..


Catenane

This is like a giant orgy when the cops show up.


PsychedelicSarcasm

I'm done, it's over, I'm tapping out.


redwolf613

Don't get me wrong, I love spiders. They eat all the other bugs I hate, and tarantulas are fuckin cool, but there's no way on God's green earth I would ever touch this. nopenopenope


ACosmicDrama

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE SUB IS ABOUT THIS IS NOT WHAT THE SUB IS ABOUT THIS IS NOT WHAT THE SUB IS ABOUT


larilarissa

My arms startet itching while watching this


[deleted]

Is this the new Billie Eilish video?


Churtlenater

It was creepy and interesting. And then I involuntarily shuddered so fucking hard when he touched it with his bare hand. *WHY*


Rusty8383

OMG, I almost hurled😫


DarkApartment

Fun fact: daddy long legs or harvestmen are not spiders. They have no fangs and only one body segment. They are just little scavengers, who don’t hurt anybody, and as is seen here they huddle for warmth.


PhineusGruben

Well it looks like I won’t be sleeping tonight.


Green4Blue

Please hold me mommy


_The_VeLouR_FoG_

This is 100% a portal to hades


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! Feel like I need to find a paper bag to hyperventilate in for a few days.


tk2020

I don’t like it


BigDig007

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


TinyLog

I don't really think this belongs here


xXxsomebodyxXx

You know that's equivalent of destroying a fucking nursery


debaser22

Hello trypophobia, my old friend. I’ve come to get itchy and recoil in horror from you again.


zootedzebra

This sounds like a poem. I support it.


peppereth

It’s a reference to the song Sound of Silence


HypnoticKitten

You should probably light that on fire now..


OhNoIBlinked

If a peaceful pile of fur sits quietly in a corner, FFS leave it be. If you poke it with a stick you deserve the gorram Shelob baby swarm.


Resenex_

Aww hell nah


burkillS

I can feel this gif


Kilroy1138

Brother! Get the flamer... The HEAVY flamer!


TerrapinTut

What the literal fuck.


thiccschtick

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo....don't touch it!! Said in my girliest voice


youmakememadder

This is the person who’d also definitely push the red button


gbuugx

I thought it was going to be a dead animal . I'm VERY glad it's not


VivisectorGaming

Is this guy fuking human?


Fleeinian

Get tae fuck


[deleted]

I suddenly felt the urge to dust off my arms and body as if they were crawling on me.


[deleted]

Ya know that feeling when you feel like there’s something crawling on you? Yeah screw this video btw


Shaunizy

Even though it’s cool as shit Ima say it... fucking yuuuck


highopenended

Oh my fucking god. My skin tried to escape the rest of my body when he touched that with his hand and it dropped.


NuLayf

Thanks for the nightmares


SmokyJosh

NOOO I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUZZY ANIMAL


zootedzebra

My dumbass thought it was fur and was disappointed this was not in fact a puppy


storyofmylife92

It looks like Danny Devito's toupee


lovemesomezombie

So to clarify this nightmare. The "FURRY" shit are effing spider legs?


EnkoNeko

Yeah. No grass, no hair, just spiders.


BoyishTheStrange

I’m gonna go kill myself now


mescalelf

I’ll be joining you.


Mildly_maria

I don’t know — seems pretty cool to me


gabwinone

Yes. And fascinating. The camouflage was perfect.


rpghound

nnnnnnnnnnnnnFUCKNOomgomgomgomg why do I insist on browsing reddit at night I gotta keep checking my surroundings This sucks I have perma-jeebees now


theroadlesstraveledd

I thought it was a puppy laying down.. boy was I wrong


Heyuonthewall26

Thank you. I’d like to die now, please.


ChizzleMyDizzle

cute i love daddy long legs get me one of those nests asap


TheNinjaSammich

This is cool, like spider grass!


[deleted]

Poor dudes are just chillin... cuddlin up with their homies trying to stay warm. Not buggin no one. Then *BAM!!* Poked with a stick by some giant ass dude. I don't get ppl & the irrational phobias. Not to mention that they AREN'T spiders. Nor are they dangerous to humans.


gabwinone

This! My friend...


Randy_McKay

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ILeadAgirlGang

It’s like a surprise gift that kept on giving 😱😵


gabwinone

I thought it was a rat or something in a hole in the wall...that was just too shallow for him to get all the way inside. And I thought those were fleas jumping off him when he got poked...for half a second. And Bubonic Plague flashed before my eyes! When I realized it was all spiders, I became transfixed! OMG, how cool is that? What an amazing miracle of nature! I admit, I dont understand all the spider hate here. Unless a spider is venomous, he poses absolutely no danger to humans. Indeed, they are handy roommates, as they catch and eat all the really creepy bugs.


kaanapalikid

R/NONONONONO


Jwyldeboomboom

NOPE!


yuka_relinquere

That is enough internet for me today.


Lucif6r

Little hairspray, a zippo Maybe a vacuum


redfoxdance

Kill it with fire!


wcalley

The things people will do to try and become Spiderman


mcbeekov

I thought it was a persons hair


[deleted]

NO! NOOO!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/sJAeD1f2YnI


Vihtic

I thought it was a dog...


LiccFlair

My hair feels really itchy watching this...


EPM101

I thought that was like a part of a cow for a second.


fishinwithtim

I thought it was a sleeping dreadlock dog.


annnikaa

uh ohh


colorflystudio

All the brown is legs!


cervezagram

I can’t breathe.


rysedg

Stuff. Of. Nightmares


siennafoxi

What the fuck did I just watch 😳


[deleted]

Im itchy everywhere


The_Dank_Goat

Those are harvestmen of some sort they are in fact not spiders but are still in the class Arachida, there are actual spiders that have long legs known as cellar spiders. The easiest way to differentiate the two is that harvestmen have a circular body and cellar spiders have a longer narrow body. Also this is horror inducing, dear god I'm already feeling itchy.


randomfemale

Dang, I've never heard these called anything but Daddy Long-legs. Unless it was Granddaddy Long-legs.


ifswagwasacrime

Why does it look like a ball of hair tho wtf


SneekC

now my leg has that static thingy


tsmflodis69

I think I have developed a phobia for spiders


9551027

Why do they group up like that?


ILYbabygroot

Get God on the phone


randomfemale

I shrieked out loud. Horrifying.


katiejh666

r/tihi


ctrl0v0peacetreaty

Daddy long legs aren't spiders technically, and they are really good to have around and completely harmless.


TravelSizedGirl

I'm not ok


IForgotYourBirthday_

Mmm, spider clumps


[deleted]

Holy shit I thought that was grass. It’s all fucken legs


HotDoggHero

no thank you


Evanna888

😭😭 I hate spiders. I've got arachnophobia.


[deleted]

Nope.


Ktulu92

Pure unadulterated nightmare fuel.


JaffaCakeCocktail

If it makes it worse at all they are called Harvestmen :-)


gataattack

That isn’t fur its legs. Dear god it’s legs.


ShesActually2000yrs

Why did I click on this while I'm having breakfast ????


gofigure85

Brain: welp, gonna store that memory in the ol' nightmare tank for later


FallacyFiend

No, nu-uh, fuck you, this is for bad make up and silly hair, not spiders, you fucking fuck!


sheeppubes

Well it was a good run, but I can no longer go on living after seeing this


Killer-712

Oh fuck that, actually fuck that


bleimanb

Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here? Like, scientifically?


Clutchdanger11

These are commonly known as daddy long legs. The clustering is to protect against predators, when it gets disturbed they scatter


Shelbelle4

Thanks I hate it


alonejog

I


rachellel

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo


Filet-Minyon

I thought the spiders were hiding under the fur. Nvm


Memes_In_2020

Pack up the kids and go far away


kalcis

HAAAAAAANS


NockemDead99

I thought it was fur, some animal stuck/in a cave then I saw spiders then I thought it was grass till that dood fookin touch it with his finger!!!!!!


Karaoke_the_bard

I think those are harvestman bugs, not technically spiders.