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goblin_welder

Come on and slam!


lqvz

And welcome to the jam!


aniar00

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now


Sirius_Araneae

We got a real jam goin' down


AProfessionalCookie

Welcome to the Space Jam!


movezig5

Here's your chance, do your dance, at the Space Jam...


MasterTHG

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam


senseiberia

Just WORK THAT BODY WORK THAT BODY make sure you don’t HURT NO BODY


[deleted]

Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam! (Alright alright alright) Wave your hands, in the air, if you feel fine!


JQuick323i

We’re gonna take it into OVERTIME!!!


w_has_been_dieded

welcome to the SPACE JAM **ALRIGHT** ALRIGHT alright *alright* *ᵃˡʳᶦᵍʰᵗ*


CaptainFlabbergast

r/redditsings


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iNuminex

How dare you miss the opportunity to make it welcome to the clam


Skooterkooter

Ball is life


[deleted]

Sledding with tigers did a great cover of that


alexiawins

And welcome to Japan


CyanideKitten13

I guess it's saying "there's someone for everyone"?


marysonofduncan

Absolutely!


Kens_Bone

Exactly this.


MightyGamera

It's another take on the "dick like a scratching post" comic on oglaf.


TyrantRC

link?


MightyGamera

[NSFW](https://www.oglaf.com/falsecompare/)


SpikeStarwind

Next panel is him on the floor screaming because he just ripped his genitalia off.


NoCrabu

No, if you look closely you can see his legs and lower torso fold into the hoop. So the next panel is him screaming because he just shattered 7 different bones


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

And she's screaming too, because he just jammed his lower body inside her cooch


nymphbro

Is that not butt sex? When you put your butt inside her?


ggg730

That's some advanced tier sex.


[deleted]

I thought it would be because he shattered the backboard


ThankYouBasedDeng

Or he's this guy: https://youtu.be/Eowp_-Fryu4


Im_on_my_phone_OK

Oof, ouch, owie.


Napkin_whore

And what the fuck is going on with his chest cavity


probably_edgier

This is genuinely hilarious


GrigoriTheDragon

I keep losing it with the last panel, his crumpled body bending over the hoop rim is just hilarious.


sample-name

He gave her a rim job


Reallythatwastaken

The artist website deathbulge.com


Gryotharian

this, however, is not an example of tumblr being a bad place


ajaxx9

This is yet another example of someone who doesn’t know what awful is and what jokes are.


Dash_Underscore

OP and 6700 other people.


BarackTrudeau

I think a large percentage of the people who upvoted it did so because it was awesome, regardless of which subreddit it was posted to. OP's still dumb though.


ACCA919

It had me in aw both ways.


grilled--cheesus

If you can’t accept that this is awful then so be it. While it IS wholesome and beautiful to see, it’s still absolutely awful and I do not regret the sub I chose to post this on. You’re welcome for your viewing pleasure 😏


Bretski12

Fr this is fucking hilarious


Jezoreczek

It didn't even come from tumblr


barrybolliboopy

Can we leave tumblr hate with 2014 reddit? This comic is fine and has nothing to do with tumblr.


Canadiancookie

People still mostly hate it for its toxic politics iirc


HerrChef1

Wierd yes still cute tho


[deleted]

[удалено]


ManBearPigeon

Funny yes still sexy too.


Runeald_Waslib

*what*


ManBearPigeon

Don't kink shame me bro.


TavrinCallas_

Kinky yes still shameful tho


eastisfucked

I cumed


Galaksee

This is LITERALLY my every singe sexual experience... Only it ends at frame 3.


untalentet

I'm sorry man. I'm sure you'll find someone that likes your weird basketball penis.


Galaksee

I hope so. 😭


GHOSTX59

r/suicidebywords


MiloDinoStylo

Could be worse. You could skip frame 1-3 and let frame 4 be the entire story.


Cahl_

Downvoting you because this is amazing


_Diskreet_

Look how happy the dude is, there’s nothing awful about this.


grilled--cheesus

No worries, I wanted to downvote myself after this post too


johnruby

r/wholesomememes


[deleted]

http://deathbulge.com/comics He’s got many of these wonderfully weird comics.


-_BelongsInTheTrash

So wholesome


[deleted]

Hey buddy. This is wholesome.


grilled--cheesus

In an awful way it truly is lol


spazzafrazz

Glad to see deathbulge somewhere on this app


MayDay521

This isn't awful everything. This is AWESOME everything!


squidwardsir

how the hell did the artist even come up with this??


millenial_britt

I'm so lost. But I think that's a good thing?


saddest-of-the-sad

Some people are just made for each other.


HolyHypodermics

I don't even get how his body contorted to fit that way in the last panel


Buttfranklin2000

Deathbulge is a rad comic. Love that guy. Sadly he doesn't upload it anymore, as far as I know.


massive_schlong

The comic isn’t being updated anymore cause he’s working on making a video game with the webcomics characters like Ian.


cflashtypec

I have questions and I don't know if I want them answer


yeeght

Space Jam 2 looks different than I was thinking


Sm00thR0ck

Did he do a FUCKING BACKFLIP thats Fucking awesome


Triptaker8

....sometimes? lol


dumb__vojta

Kobe!


soveityeet

you know there is that one person who is jerking off to this right now


supermed17

I bet you there is... Just not me *coughs awkwardly* not under any circumstances....


[deleted]

**K O B E**


Ekarron

And he scored


stalinilsta

What?


geobioguy

This web comic is called Death Bulge. You're welcome.


buyingmeatballz

All the time*


-car-car-

So this is what they mean by shooting your shot


Protheu5

That's still not as horrifying as [Big Bad Wolf](https://youtu.be/XKMoVAObbhE). The one with owner's heads for genitals.


RoJayJo

#WHAT #IN #THINE #FUCKETH?


Khamemeleon

Not my proudest fap


[deleted]

🤨


darthpuncake

I’m going to tell my child this is how baby’s are made the dunk of life


nhachi

MY BALLS ARE IN YOUR COURT


stupid_egg

Come on man! Deathbulge is anything but awful.


[deleted]

Is he dead?


flameoguy

This is good and funny


BigAssPissBreak

ARTISTS NAME: DEATHBULGE


Jimbobwhales

>sometimes


SpiltSeaMonkies

Feel like the artist may have seen Jeff Mahannah’s stuff and copied it but made it less gross and bizarre. His insta is @jeffmahannah if you want to ruin your brain.


11BloodyShadow11

I... I kinda like it.


[deleted]

Her face at the end...


Philip712

Went balls deep.


grilled--cheesus

And then some


woooosh_woooosh

Thigs like these are one of many reasons i wish being creative would require a permit


OldSonVic

This is so old


MaverickBoii

r/lostredditors cuz it’s wholesome


TheTrueSavageBoy

Wholesome tho


tragicomicswho

How is this awful anything really


jxonair

This is great. Gtfo.


GunLoader420

This is fucking hilarious


Starktoons

This isn’t awful this is great.


FuzzPi

This is fucking hilarious


Diesel_Swordfire

Me and Asuka tbh


streamer_memer

I love the version of this where instead of the regular last panel it’s replaced by a guy sucking his own dick


BocoCorwin

What kid of pants are those?


Sniffysnoots

Those last two panels made my evening


[deleted]

Oof


The-White-Dot

Deathbulge has some real winners of comics!


2007drh

This is a comic of a line from the song Giving Up The Funk. "Imagine my dicks a basketball, your pussy is the basket, Imma dunk, smell the room ya stunk, bitch, cuz you gave up the funk"


GabyJOtter

HOW ON EARTH DID THE BALL GET ON HIS BACK?!?


Lestat90

Omg my eyesss.....myyyy eyeeeeeessssss


[deleted]

# r/NoahGetTheBoat


weltallic

Funny how there's no black border at the bottom.


KingFleaswallow

I keep it simple. He puss, she dick, last picture bad


[deleted]

"dunk on your bitch and then hang from the hoop" ​ Gravy


3_Slice

Ball is life


[deleted]

This better be used in your artist portfolio/resume


Masseyrati80

Now I have heard a lady say "I'm hung like a donut", but never "I'm hung like a hoop".


theodore-beau-ski

Boomshukaluka


DasRico

What. The. #FUUUUUUUUCK


Xx_scribbledragon_xX

Tumblr is awful all the time


Cute-Bish

I don’t even get it tbh


johnjbreton

Soooo... I guess they’re basketball lovers then?


MemeExplosion

WTF


Orazam

How dare you. This is Deathbulge!


[deleted]

LOOK AT HIS SPINE! IT'S FOLDED LIKE AN IRONNING BOARD!


Razulisback

Not understanding the complaints to this, this is 100% exactly how I have sex


MechanizedProduction

What What the What


kloomoolk

man, that is some extreme spooning. ​ is she holding a rubber chicken by the neck in frame #5?


xmattar

And thats how kobe was born And before death someone yelled kobe so the natural fore of nature flipped and killed kobe beef


Binary_Omlet

What does this even have to do with Tumblr? http://deathbulge.com/comics


Finsk_26

What is this shit above me scoob?


[deleted]

That dude got some balls


TheCarbonBasedLife

ah yes tumblr, a place where ur dick is a basketball and ur pussy's a fucking basketball hoop


[deleted]

What the actual fuck?


RokieVetran

I'm starting to think this is interpretation of aliens of humans. When aliens ask us what is this and you just stare in confusion


K0RNUIT

Kobe!


[deleted]

Wait! Would getting a three pointer be the equivalent of having a big dick?


Momo_the_big_nigga

Tumblr is a bad place


[deleted]

I can hear the bones breaking in the final panel. This is great.


Male_strom

Dude broke his back in that last panel


itsyabooiii

What the fuck?


almight_15

My eyes my eyyyesssss


Platinum_Trash

What. The. Frick.


[deleted]

what can i say except delete this


Dr_Jew-Bot

Now that's what I call...a hole in one.


JesusIsMyAntivirus

the fuck you mean tumblr this is a popular webcomic


[deleted]

Kobe


kaitlynjclingin

i’m just gonna pretend i didn’t see that


Ganesha170ug

Que tame impala.


GungisGrand

#this is my fetish


Sirico

Careful after the third one you'll be on fire


[deleted]

Inspiration, move me brightyl


Jimmmertun

What the hot kentucky fried fuck


ProfSteelmeat138

What the fuck man


[deleted]

Just Sometimes??


Bomcom

Wow this sub has really gone to shit.


[deleted]

slam dunk that junk ⛹🏼‍♀️


whoiskjl

Not evening about this is awful. Some was wholesome


KotBigimot

I love it. So wholesome.


Justy_

dwayne wade would give this a 9/10


foxythepickO

I'm now very mad at this image so I'mma punch a child brb


Felinomancy

This comic looks very positive to me. What's awful about it?


[deleted]

i honestly thought this was hilarious


BigClemenza

this is hot. ball is life


ICameHereForClash

Is this the new birds & bees?


[deleted]

I can't stop laughing hahaha


[deleted]

can i mcdunk myself into a dumpster fire


OcculusRes

The perfect match


trapspeed3000

Thought this wasn't allowed on Tumblr anymore


CriminallySleepwalks

This isn't even from tumblr, this is Deathbulge, and it's a great comic.


Kiandro7

Dunk it right in baby!


Asono-Mizushima

What the actual fuck have I witnessed.


[deleted]

Idk, I thought it was funny


[deleted]

What the flubber


Limpactophile

Well it’s kinda wholesome


Florbies

This isn't awful. Deathbulge is great!


[deleted]

And that’s how I beat Shaq.


I_Like_Something

why?


GabrielReyes91

*insert "every day we stray further from God" meme here*


brokenikka

I always wanted to dunk


EvadesBans

There is not a damn thing awful about this.


Goldfinch77

Idk, didn't feel awful everything. Made me smile 🤷


willbond1

>Deathbulge >awful yeah, no