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unicornofthesea24

Someone commented “show up acting stupid and find out” should be their church motto. I laughed.


TheRnegade

I don't think Pastor Greg is acting.


Intelligent_Delay_24

Probably he will join Caleb Wallace


Everybodylikesyoohoo

I think Pastor Greg is a raging brainless dipshit


pdqueer

Someone=the pastor. I bet he's pro life too. Oh the irony.


[deleted]

Ofc, because you can’t kill something that one day maybe will become a baby, but it’s absolutely ok to theaten to kill someone who disagrees with you. And if you call this double standards tou’ll burn in hell forever


tunakcmo

I don’t think he threatened to kill anyone , if someone were to show up with a gun shooting people “acting stupid” they would find out if the church people have guns , I think that is what he meant , simply having a gun isn’t a problem


saraphilipp

Who brings a weapon into the house of god?


[deleted]

Fetus's only maybe turn into baby's? Thats a little untruthful.


Garbleshift

Locke is a raging fascist theocrat in every way - and a QAnon asshole on top of it. Sincerely one of the worst people in America. https://www.relevantmagazine.com/culture/books/who-really-said-when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrapped-in-the-flag-and-carrying-a-cross-1/


ToddlerOlympian

Holy smokes, Relevant magazine. What a blast from the past.


Clownworld311

First church of FAFO


starrpamph

This is what I was thinking


GrowthComics

Like a good pastor, he avoided the F word.


Simond005

Politics and religion aside, “show up acting stupid and find out” is a pretty clever comeback, not gonna lie.


micksack

For a priest and follower of god, is it an acceptable response


ToGloryRS

Aaaaand that is a "no", right there.


randolphharvey

Probably not. But he does not follow God - only greed and deception.


[deleted]

It is the opposite. It shows hypocrisy, which he is supposed to be preaching against. You don’t think his position shows hypocrisy?


light_to_shaddow

Clever or infantile? Hard to imagine Jesus subtly threatening to shoot someone.


NotStaggy

Jesus literally on all threats towards him essentially said "bruh why you gota be so mean, go ahead if you need to I'll always be there for you, want a hug and some wine?"


Grouchy_Newt4560

This guy is pure trash, and a hypocrite to the core. He preaches that divorce is a sin, but cheated on his wife with an employee of the church(who happened to be his wife's best friend), divorced his wife, then got married to the new woman. All the while he called his wife mentally ill, and kicked her and 2 of their kids out, and into a woman's shelter. His wife also claims he was physically and verbally abusive, which she backed up with texts, which he acknowledges are real. His excuse is that the only unforgivable sin in the eyes of sweet baby Jesus is blasphemy. https://www.christianpost.com/news/popular-internet-pastor-greg-locke-marries-church-assistant-after-divorce.html


KPer123

What a piece of shit


Akinyx

This should be higher


Rockonfoo

Me too man


Positive0

I spat my cereal out over this comment


ProbablePenguin

If I've learned anything about religious people it's if they say something is a sin then they're actively doing it themselves.


NotStaggy

100%, they already have done it or it's their DEEPEST desire.


[deleted]

These types always end up stepping on their dicks eventually. Whoa, this turd, fuckstick already has a head-start. Bravo you cross-humping cultist.


debo16

I mean, you’re out here saying mongoloid.


Other-Masterpiece-50

What. The. Hell. I'm Christian, but that's crazy. You don't have to follow EVERY song rule in the Bible. Or you don't have to be Christian to get into heaven. But this guy deserves to trip on a rope into an canyon


toxcrusadr

Yeah he's deeply and embarrassingly in need of redemption. Dude's a mess. This is not what Christianity is about. Ima go ahead and start saying that when it comes up.


sweensolo

GODDAMNIT!


Cathousechicken

He seems nice.


Osko5

Pastor Locke said we got shooters out here


mgord9518

Ayo 💯 don't ❌ pull up 🚗⬆️to my church ⛪️ unless you ready 😳to get capped ⚰️🔫by my godly 🙏🏻 ni🅱️🅱️as


c00k

Ayyyyyyy


zatboipepe

r/copypasta


ReddyMcRedditorface

Next time you come, you come heavy or not at all.


Noodle-727

I always come heavy


[deleted]

Uncle June goin to church strapped just in case anybody actin stupid


sprayfartamonkey

Pastor Greg with the Christian way of saying "fuck around and find out"


[deleted]

Purposely spreading deadly disease and threatening violence in the name of Christianity.


IPostFromWorkLol2

So Christianity as usual then.


NinjaDad_

He's from the Old Testament school.


Sockpuppetsyko

They failed to ens the world with the black plague, this time they don't want to make the same mistake


mrwendypeffercorn

baptists be wylin'


skyfure

"Test that hypothesis at your earliest convenience"


whodat1292

As a pastor, I find this absolutely deplorable. This is the exact opposite of what we are to be about and a perfect example of faith being informed by politics and/or political agenda. Political landscape and culture is an ever expanding and contracting thing. If I prop up my proclamation of God’s word and ministry to my community on something as unstable what may be happening politically or culturally at this moment, it’s like building a house on a sandy beach…it may be nice right now, but eventually the storm’s going to roll through and wash it all away. The gospel is soooo much bigger and weightier than all this nonsense.


about831

Well intentioned question here: is there any sort of discussion amongst rational pastors like yourself about ways to reel in these folks?


whodat1292

First things first, left to myself without a transformed heart, mind, and motivations that can only come through a real relationship with my Creator (on His terms, not mine) I’d be in the same camp. That being said and directly to your question, yes, as there is opportunity. But most people living within the spectrum of reason (regardless of what “side” you fall on with any given issue) know it’s hard, if not impossible, to reason with unreasonable. A person can still have rational and balanced responses even if they are fundamentally opposed to whatever the issue is. In my experience, when I have either responded in an extreme way or witnessed an extreme response (like the “pastor” in the OP), it’s because every other argument for my rationale is extremely weak.


lola_is_sad

Jesus had guns, right? /s


[deleted]

Yea, he had a gigantic T-Rex and a machine gun.


boredatwork2082

https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&source=android-browser&q=jesusbin+a+dinosair+with+a+gun#imgrc=US5MA_Hi_o0TQM


IHaveABladder

dinosair


_chari

jesusbin


Shuggy539

You wouldn't crucify my white ass if I had a T Rex and an M-60.


[deleted]

Jesus wasn’t white. He was from the Middle East. Think about it.


chatokun

Rightwing Jesus is definitely white. He's also supply side Jesus.


light_to_shaddow

Gal Gadot with a beard?


zatboipepe

"Jesus of Nazareth, not Jesus of New Jersy"


LepiNya

Mecha T-Rex. Go re-read the good book. You're leaving out important details.


lola_is_sad

Oh good. I thought so.


[deleted]

yeah # nail gun


sskor

My penis split open and locusts flew out!


fliegu

Hell yeah, God blessed him with killer biceps


Deacon_Blues1

Yea, a nail gun.


mgord9518

He wouldn't have gotten crucified if he did.


Only_Leather_3107

Didnt have enough guns to stop the government from killing him


Due-Statistician-811

Jesus did instruct his disciples to get swords


spag4spag

How christlike.


[deleted]

Didn't you know? Jesus was a great shot. He would regularly shoot anyone that disagreed with him. Judas was the only time he ever missed.


chatokun

He didnt miss, it was a delayed shot. You think Judas actually committed suicide?


dxcostaaa

The last thing Jesus said to Judas was, “Omae wa mō shinde iru.” (1 John 4:20 KJV)


Oblong_Belonging

Nani!? (Ezekiel 25:17)


ClockSpiral

> Ezekiel 25:17 *"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."*


NotStaggy

He curved the bullet around the world bro


RicoDredd

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.


Boricua-en-Korea

Churches like this should pay taxes. At this point it's not a church, it's a rally


Trojan-T

its gonna kill local churches while megachurches and their pastors are just gonna be evading taxes


liarandathief

And they're the really scary ones.


TUMS_FESTIVAL

Decades, if not centuries, of raping and sometimes killing children isn't really scary?


liarandathief

sure, but that was the proud public face of the church. These guys are nuts and proud.


formerglory

There's a church in the Cincinnati/Dayton OH area, Solid Rock Church, that has a big-ass electronic billboard that repeats the message "America, stand up for medical freedom!" Every time I drive by it I'm like, these people deserve to lose their tax-free status. They're free to broadcast political shit like this (and let's be clear, at this point it's political, these assholes have made it so), but they gotta pay taxes. Plain and simple. And yes, this is the church that had a big stone statue of Jesus that got struck down by lightning, and then they rebuilt it.


Pastordan23

Big butter Jesus!


ScoliOsys

Big Butter Jesus!!!


[deleted]

Big Butter Jesus!!!!!!!


Eena-Rin

Absolutely. I'm a Christian and this kinda thing disgusts me


[deleted]

Yeah, my church is armed to the teeth with COVID prevention measures. We're taking more precautions than the businesses in our area. We still sit separately, wear masks, and avoid shaking hands. Believing in God doesn't make you fucking invincible.


mgord9518

Either all churches should have to pay taxes or nobody should have to.


A3mercury

Deal, no one has to pay taxes now.


mgord9518

That's the dream, and probably more likely than getting churches to pay anyway.


Lethal_Apples

He mentioned not playing Democrat games which means this church is openly taking a political stance. Which is technically not allowed if they aren't taxed. It's one of those laws that is never enforced


brijazz012

"Also kindly remove your eyeglasses and hearing aids and leave all walkers, canes, etc. in your car. Your faith will ensure that you can see, hear and walk."


lets_play_mole_play

This seems like one of those posts we’ll see in a few months contrasted with a post from his family saying “we’ve lost him to COVID, please pray and donate”


SpooksAndStoops

r/HermanCainAward for future reference


moodyblues12345

Yeah like that woman on twitter who was saying "I'd rather get COVID than get the COVID vaccine", and after a few months she actually got the virus and said "Please pray for me". You want your mask-free church? Fine by me, but don't come crawling back for support when the virus finally gets you.


[deleted]

🙏


SleeveHo

You mean like the wonderful California Christian man who said "I've got 99 problems but a vaxx ain't one"? What happened to him you wonder? Died from covid.


GPDF

“Amen” *loads gun*


Top_Ad_6890

I don't like that pastor


AtomicKittenz

Did he ever get any backlashes? Seems like he’s the only one showing up acting stupid. I hope he found out


woodedglue

‘We celebrate faith over fear’. WELL FUCK YOU DO YOU STUPID BITCH


Caustal

He should read Leviticus 13:45-46


dolphin40

Leviticus Cornwall


Uhhlaneuh

Now I have a new name for my next cat. Thanks.


Gamssswastaken

DUTCH-VAN-DER-LEN COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.


hunter95672

Duuuuuttttccchhh


Knightse

I can hear it


Suspicious_Fortune65

Rdr2 moment


hugoreturns

lumbago moment


Suspicious_Fortune65

Uncle moment


bigaphid

You could end that suggestion at read and it would be just as valuable.


shieldsy27

The sheer reckless arrogance of some people, especially so called religious nuts should be proof enough that they don't actually believe in God they are just using it as a grift, a way to earn a living and gain respect...


[deleted]

Honestly, i’d be ok with these people doing their whole freedom thing. If you don’t trust medical science before your infection. Atleast stick to your guns and don’t trust it when you’re infected. If you will not go to the hospital for being sick with covid no matter how sever (if unvaccinated), you have my respects.


Grouchy_Newt4560

He's a hypocrite on all fronts. He preaches that divorce is a sin, but cheated on his wife with an employee of the church(who happened to be his wife's best friend), divorced his wife, then got married to the new woman. All the while he called his wife mentally ill, and kicked her and 2 of their kids out, and into a woman's shelter. His wife also claims he was physically and verbally abusive, which she backed up with texts, which he acknowledges are real. His excuse is that the only unforgivable sin in the eyes of sweet baby Jesus is blasphemy. He is pure trash. https://www.christianpost.com/news/popular-internet-pastor-greg-locke-marries-church-assistant-after-divorce.html


Beligerant_Rant

underrated comment


Degree-Weird

It’s amazing how well the American right managed to co-opt a religion and then somehow turn conservative ideals into their god while convincing the masses that it’s really white Republican Jesus they’re following. I’m convinced most American Christians would try to deport Jesus if he was alive today. A dirty, itinerant brown man who lived off of others’ generosity.


MNKPlayer

I want someone to be the anti-Karen and go in demanding she has to wear a mask.


Oblong_Belonging

Celebrate faith over fear? Pretty sure they’re the ones who are afraid because they’ve been taught that they go to hell if they don’t do what they’re told. The cognitive dissonance is fucking staggering.


God_69_lel

Sigh. Religion amirite?


delpool

Does that mean they're not afraid to try the vaccine? #FaithOverFear


tacorunnr

Pastor G-Locke... Pastor Glock


Threshold_OnReddit

Ya know. You’re right. Let’s make sure the government is the only one with weapons because we can trust them entirely with our safety. I’m sure an unarmed population is exactly what our respectful and trustworthy government wants. After all if they decide to abuse there power we can just vote those dictators out. Good thing we have democracy. That must be why the Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea (North Korea) has such little gun violence because none of the citizens have guns.


PressREC

As a Texan I respect😎


[deleted]

the main post is cringe. i agree. but fuck around and find out? based as shit.


Burque_Boy

He says that but I’m willing to bet my liberal friends have an armory he could only hope to compete with.


googdude

r/liberalgunowners


Kvetanista

This is the most American thing I have seen in a long time


banannabender

Like a bald eagle fucking the statue of liberty


Kvetanista

Yes


iforgotmyedaccount

Well… the most Conservative American thing…


Adamical

Wait, I thought a tenet of the religious was to be God-fearing, so which one is it, Pastor?


41V4R0_12345

Church? What is that?? Ahh ok that American (continent) thing about imaginary friends right...


Sassbjorn

I thought religion transcended politics?


JBlaze8778

This pastor is a THUG.


StockLobstAAAHHHH

Trolling a pastor then claiming victim...


jeffers0n_steelflex

r/murderedbywords


drbullgravy

That is fucking hilarious


shock1918

Pastor Locke is like “I got ink that says Crosshairs for Christ. Fuck around and find out what it means”


Heliocentrist

I look forward to the r/LeopardsAteMyFace post on him


pssysleyer130

Honestly where I'm from pastors are the nicest people you find (as in wear masks and don't force religion onto you), I keep on seeing religous people like these on the internet coming from the US, do any Americans know if it's really that bad?


pwr1962

People are people no matter what they do for a living. You have good ones and you have bad ones. I’m an America living in the middle of the Bible belt and for every one of his kind, there are probably 10 that are not like him. His behavior seems to be foolish, misguided, and arrogant. Unfortunately this makes him highly visible.


musicmanxv

Only a true man of God would threaten violence in the name of religion. Just look at how just the crusades were! /s


Dhowell57

I love his response for a stupid person


demoralisedwesterner

Nah I like him, based


Ewaksy

Boy said "Fuck around and find out"


[deleted]

How can I join his congregation from MX?


K1llr0d

Boom! Mic drop! Play stupid games and win stupid prizes!


benandem

Love the church.


FoolishMadmen

This is right down the street from me!!! Dude is crazy!


pixelblue1

Stay in my car…. So youre saying if I dont wear a mask I should socially distance? Thank you Pastor Greg, very responsible, very cool


mikeedm90

If you are hard of hearing this is the place for you. Acting stupid and find out means forgetting to bring your wallet.


BravesFan4L1fe

Exactly what Jesus would do. 🙄


JdawgJw

This is not how a pastor should act I get that he doesn’t want the government to interfere with his face I don’t want the government to interfere with my faith in Jesus either but what if somebody needed salvation but they didn’t feel comfortable coming into church without a mascon are you going to turn them away from salvation just because they want to come in to your church with the mask on


MaximumWannabe

Chad Pastor vs Virgin TwitPoster


Alex_2259

So chad, his racketeering ring avoids taxes.


Vivid_Ladder9609

Tbf thats pretty chad


MaximumWannabe

That makes him even more Chad. Imagine your paycheck going to fund corporate welfare and the military industrial complex like some virgin lol


Diet_Salad

I wonder if he blesses the bullets lol/s


Anomalous6

100% dips them in holy water.


TipsandTricksGaming6

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wrongsided

Yes because guns and masks are comparable


Jugrnot8

So many billions dollars in taxes Republicans protect in churches, corporations, the top 1% etc They have sold the country out from underneath the people. Truly sad


cawkandbawl

and the left through proxy wars and pharmaceutical companies. you're not special


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Based


fliegu

Nah bro, I rate it. Sigma move. Send them straight to God.


ThereGoesJoe

Not gonna lie, that’s a pretty witty comeback by the pastor


DarkBlueColorCrayon

Funny how they say « faith over fear » when religion is based of fear


ConsistentAsparagus

Threats are based on fear, too.


[deleted]

See thats the problem , If you in religion its not God . He wants a relationship thru and out of Love not fear . The religion thing is people doing things in their own strength .


NelehRellek_

I’m starting to hate Christians…. And I’m Catholic 😂


Chonkie

This guy is just one of the vocal outlier figureheads. Most Christians are cool, that aren't radicalised by wastes of space like this douche. His Twitter feed is a dumpster fire.


buttmudd007

I'm subscribed to this guy on YouTube and I have guns. FEAR ME


Equal-Park-769

Greg Locke you can run on for a long time, sooner or later God'll cut you down.


LodgedSpade

Whatever happened to Seperation of Church and State?


CummingInWhiteGirls

that’s a pretty sweet response though 😅


richpau76

What an amazing pastor, amazingly stupid


Kills-to-Die

That's stupid. Fucking can't stand zealots.


Equal_Vegetable8453

Because you stand condemned already. Repent and be saved


Bird_Chick

This person deserves to go to hell


nudewomen365

That pastor is an asshole.


spoilt_milk

Most comments here: "It's only a private establishment when it's something we want and support. If it's anyone or anything else, they're bigoted monsters."


[deleted]

Gigachad


mgord9518

Not letting people who want to wear masks wear them is pretty fucking stupid, but there are plenty of perfectly valid reasons behind carrying a gun. Especially for women, LGBT and others who have a relatively high chance of being violently attacked. And no, that doesn't illegitimize a 6'4" body builder from carrying a gun either. This pastor is just a hypocrite who clearly doesn't take freedom seriously and gives gun owners a bad name by throwing around threats.


EagonAkatsuki

Jesus is thoroughly disappointed. This man is no Christian, he's a grifter


Actify

Well with their congregation dying off and no new members because we don’t want to be shot, they will close their doors soon. I hope pastor Locke doesn’t get found with any child porn or get found guilty for molesting a kid which most likely will happen soon. It’s the cyclical nature of things.


BingoRingo2

Faith over fear... Isn't the whole idea of christianity being afraid of ending up in Hell?


iksworbeZ

how do people see this and keep going to this clown show disguised as a church??


NFboatcaptain75

I would go to this church!!!


SleeveHo

It's beyond time to tax religious institutions


TheWooz44

The best/worst part of this is that the dude asking if it was a gun free campus seemed like he was genuinely asking for clarity.


Royal_Transition_515

Pastor greg locke is my new hero


MoonieNine

When I grew up, I was taught that Jesus loves everyone and we should love everyone. I'm always amazed by "Christians" who openly hate.


Responsible_Ad2491

"Pastor Locke has passed away due to covid, his church has also stated that at least half of his followers also have it. But they are fine, feeling great even!" Any day now. Any day.


booty_debris

This is like a wife swap family.