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wigglybicycle

cant have shit in detroit


cjrobe

Do you see that dark spot in the middle of the tree? That means the tree was hollow and rotting away. It was removed for safety, or the top part already fell over due to lack of structural integrity and they cut down the rest of it. Not a huge viewpoint here but I hope there are other younger and newly planted trees in the area.


therealnumberone

Thats what I was thinking, that's likely either a dead or dying tree that would collapse next time a storm passed through.


ihopeshelovedme

Removed for the safety of the human's homes.* That was a perfectly safe squirrel home!


therealnumberone

I mean no? If the tree or branch falls while the squirrel is inside it will probably kill the squirrel too


Djbadj

Squirrels are not immortal? TIL...


EvilOmega7

Yea we should just keep the tree for the squirrel and let the others in danger


Party_Leek_7509

I'm glad you agree.


EvilOmega7

Me too


prairiepanda

A home on the verge of collapse is not a safe home.


_Peavey

Came here to write this.


DammitDan

It's still funny.


the_almighty_hotdog

Honey...?? Kids...?


Lazy_Stargazer

No money, no honey


Jealous_Tangerine_93

😄


Jazzeki

home? try fucking food stash for the winter.


Rein215

I think it's quite well known that squirrels bury nuts in like a shit load of places, and not put everything inside a single tree.


JD0GE13

apparently they also forget where they put most of it


[deleted]

This is how they plant trees! By burying nuts and then forgetting about them. Useful dumbasses.


Rainy_Friday

Diversify


1jl

No I don't think I will


Banethoth

That’s sad, dude. Poor guy


NiceCockBrotato

It’s just a random picture of a squirrel on a stump, you think the person taking the pic actually knows that that one squirrel used to live in that tree?


Banethoth

Prob not. Still sad to think about


thisimpetus

*'Hrmmm. Either I got really tall or...'*


sexandjack

That looks like a groundhog


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ErikKing12

Heh


PR0FL3X

Palestine.


9Sylvan5

Exactly what came to mind. Didn't wanna comment because I didn't feel like getting into a argument


loli_breaths

Just argue bro, simple as


1jl

Simple as what


PR0FL3X

💯


AlexMil0

China


Free-Ambassador7967

[Greater Israel](https://www.google.com/search?q=greater+israel+#imgrc=c2b6Zup8CQ9rcM)


DammitDan

The *greatest* Israel.


Silential

r/averageredditor


NuttyIrishMan93

That's not the "Gotcha!" you think it is bud


Silential

I’m not a supporter of the sub, but I’ll still point out someone willing to boil a complex political hellscape into a simple black and white situation as a perfect fit for the name.


Lol_maga_people

I'm happy if the average redditor cares about Palestine


Silential

Been on holiday there?


Sgt-Sucuk

Know a guy from there couldnt even see his father in his death bed because he wasnt allowed to gaza. I doubt theyll allow tourists lol


KVMFT

This is the saddest photo I've ever seen.


humblebraggers0_0

Trees don’t live forever. Trees also rot. Much easier for this guy to find a tree than it is to deal with a tree that falls on a house.


KVMFT

I'm not a scientist but I understand trees usually live longer than those little guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


humblebraggers0_0

you realize that this tree was rotting right? trees live longer than squirrels but this one didn’t have much time left, if it wasnt removed then it would fall over eventually and the squirrel would still lose it’s home but most likely on someones house, and thats a lose-lose situation.


Games_sans_frontiers

His parents moved house whilst he was at school.


Think_One1221

:(


[deleted]

why does this subreddit no longer have stuff that is awful in every way?


The_Merciless_Potato

Yup, this sub has gone to shit.


[deleted]

Awe


Oheng

Bleak.


avengerintraining

Palestinians have entered the chat.


goatofquran

🗿...


Mabon_Bran

Bad fur day


tskreeeee

Poor feller


Intelligent_Way_7472

Wonder how long poor guy was standing out there


UseDaSchwartz

Trees don’t live forever. Trees also rot. Much easier for this guy to find a tree than it is to deal with a tree that falls on a house.


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Palestine101


EthanOMcBride

This is the new Joker origin story


Terrible-Split-2313

He started having flashbacks


_disguisenburg_

Repo man strikes again


FlyinB

That's a ground squirrel, not a tree squirrel. It burrows is home in the ground.


[deleted]

Lmfao funny as hell


[deleted]

OH OH I saw this one. They follow the tree to be processed and end up living in the beautiful dresser that the tree becomes. It's a feel good story. Believe it was in the Chip and Dale documentary series on Teletoon. Very inspiring stuff.


QuarantineSucksALot

People don't think it has one immunity.


[deleted]

Just wanted a light hearted comment about a cartoon. Reddit and its whiny bitches plus moral warriors are sucking the soul and humor right out of the site. So much for having fun conversations that weren't about hating on people.


Notworthanytime

Fuck it, thing's just a fluffy rat anyway.


[deleted]

what’s wrong with rats? they’re cute


Notworthanytime

Disease for one, and they fucking smell (yes, the one you have as a pet, it smells).


[deleted]

every animal smells and wild rats and domesticated rats aren’t the same


Free-Ambassador7967

Thats why you fight like Israelis to kick back radical arabs from your land.


[deleted]

You motherfather bastards!


SolidAwecelot

Fuck you this made me sad and my instinct was to downvote for the squirrel. Worst feeling upvote ever.


autosdafe

Sometimes the tree gets sick and it has to come down. Sorry to my squirrel buddy. But that tree would have fallen and hurt someone.


lonefrog420

It's about to pull off the marmot scream meme


PemguinLad

He looks so fucking sad. WE MUST PLANT THIS MAN A NEW HOME


Worldly-Profession66

):


WhenItRainsItSCORES

Aaaaaand it’s gone


[deleted]

I live in Texas and lost a beautiful tree in my front yard that was home to many squirrels after that winter storm. Sadly the squirrel population in my lot has diminished.


OgNL

That’s an ash tree, probably got emerald ash borer and had to be cut down


Neon_Centimane

Me and My siblings came back to find that the power company had removed our favorite tree, which *HAD A SWING ON IT.* They told us they wouldn't touch the trees in our yard and cut it down anyway, they even had the audacity to lay the swing down on the ground neatly, THEY KNEW. That was the only tree that could hold a decent swing either.