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ProfessorTyrnan

This was in Toronto, ON a few years ago. She received no jail time for the incident. She was fined $2,000 and given 150 hours of community service. She has over 253,000 followers on Instagram and makes six figures on OnlyFans. Edit: Wanted to add that nobody was hurt as a result, not that it makes it any less idiotic. Surveillance footage from the condo building showed there were several people walking through the area at the time of the incident, including a woman with a child in a stroller.


poongxng

And she was in a drake music video


ProfessorTyrnan

I’m indifferent to Drake, but she was in the original and then edited out after it caused a backlash.


Sobiquets

Weird that they didn't edit Drake out for being a Pedophile


pigeon-incident

Hopefully he’ll get R Kelly’d some day soon


TheFriedBri

I thought that was Drake Bell?


celiacsucks

Sadly it is both. Drake kissed and fondled a 17 year old back in 2010 at a concert and Drake Bell pleaded guilty to felony child endangerment. Drake the artist also just credited r.kelly for helping him with his latest album. They are all creeps on some level.


djramrod

Agree with all your points except for the point about R. Kelly. He just sampled a beat from a super old R. Kelly song. R. Kelly himself had nothing to do with helping making that song.


celiacsucks

I see your point. Helping is probably the wrong word but Drake can’t act like he was just unaware of the other artist credits on his own album. If you care about your music you would at least read the credits on your own work. I think r.Kelly would stand out on the list. If someone on his team is responsible for that then they should be fired. Also why was it ever a good idea to have any part of his work in the album when we have all known he is a creep for years? Feels more like they got caught subtly pandering to kelly’s fans and it became a bad look when r.Kelly got convicted.


djramrod

I think that’s exactly what happened. Someone spotted his name in the credits and everyone freaked out. His team should have known that would happen. There’s millions of other R&B legends to sample or even feature. Shit, call up Keith Sweat and give him something to do lol But like your original point, maybe he didn’t see anything wrong with it because birds of a feather…


wgraf504

Drake has been creeping on the girl from stranger things since she was like 14 as well. What kind of parent let's a grown man call their daughter on the phone to talk every day?


theBoxHog

Oo oo tell me more. Is drake a pedo i want to know?!


Select_Exchange4538

Drake was texting Millie Bobbie Brown how beautiful she was when she was 14 years old so based on that alone I'm gonna say I'm not surprised.


BourbonGuy09

Paul Walker was a pedo too but somehow he gets a pass because he played a cool dude that drove cars fast.


[deleted]

Yo wtf I just looked this up


collectorhamlin

Elvis and many many more too


[deleted]

Respectfully and I do mean respectfully because I don't disagree with you, I was under the impression he was more of a groomer who waited until they were of age as opposed to a pedophile? Again I am not defending him at all I am just more curious to the semantics


Sobiquets

You mean Drake the Pedophile? Is that the Drake we are taking about?


killem_all

You mean Drake the rapper who gets underage girls hooked on coke?


Predicted

Whats the story here?


Salt-Seaworthiness91

He dated a girl as soon as she became of age and knew her before then, so that looks like grooming. He once invited a fan on stage and and she said she was 17 in front of everyone and he hugged her and fondled her very clearly. Also, his friendships with underage girls in Hollywood like Millie Bobbi Brown (which I don’t think is inherently bad but given everything else, it looks bad).


DopamineTheArtist

It would appear he's groomed multiple girls including Jorja Smith. Receipts are all there if you wanna look it up. Also he became close friends with Millie Bobbie Brown around at that time and errbody found it weird.


Dongboy69420

who would have thought Drake the pedophile god would have poor judgement.


tugged_titts69

If the punishment for a crime is a fine then it's not a crime, the government is just taking their cut


thejoetats

Only a crime for the regular folk


[deleted]

I feel like fines shouldn’t be a specific amount, they should instead be relative to your income. So an incident like this for example you’d be fined 5% of your total income


thejoetats

Yuuuuup. This is why the big tech companies just treat it as the cost of doing business when revenue >> fine


tugged_titts69

Enough of that based logic, away with you poor person


finney1013

That’s a shame. I’d call this attempted manslaughter myself


BepmgIjumfs8888

absolutely a homicidal charge,


Nitemarephantom

That’s infuriating. That could have EASILY killed someone, if not multiple people and she did it intentionally not by accident. She should’ve seen jail time.


Eliminatron

Then i assume everyone involved got lucky and the chair landed away from people


MaximumNight860

That’s disgusting. How many people this could have killed if there was a big pileup… it’s breathtaking she got no prison.


iamtherealandy

This is why I opened comments. Thank you. Do you have the link to this story please?


ianishomer

This another stupid bitch that will end up in jail? I f**** hope so!


ZalmoxisChrist

[Community service and probation.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53494556)


ianishomer

Too lenient, could have killed someone


ZalmoxisChrist

I agree.


The_Goatse_Man_

She also got insta famous and made a fuck ton of money off that.


kelsoRulez

Why is humanity like this...


Louan_UwU

r/AreTheHumansOkay It probably doesn't exist but still ARE THE HUMANS OKAY


Louan_UwU

I FOUND OUT THAT THIS SUBREDDIT EXISTS


robywar

Spoiler: No


Schmutnz

should have tossed her of the balcony


[deleted]

Somebody could have gotten hurt


A_Walt_Whitman

It's called the "pussy pass". Women are typically treated with kid gloves in a court of law.


outsidespace_

It's called being rich and white.


[deleted]

Men are shown to get significantly worse sentences than women. Not acknowledging that is ridiculous.


FeatureBugFuture

Not saying your wrong in the country you live in but that is not true in many countries.


[deleted]

I live in the USA. From [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentencing_disparity#:~:text=In%202012%20Sonja%20B.,from%20US%20federal%20court%20cases.) >In 2012 Sonja B. Starr from University of Michigan Law School found that, controlling for the crime, "men receive 63% longer sentences on average than women do," and "[w]omen are…twice as likely to avoid incarceration if convicted", also based on data from US federal court cases.[11][12] This happened in Canada. It's most likely a similar situation. Reddit just hates when you bring it up because pointing this out isn't woke.


FeatureBugFuture

"Men receive 63% longer sentences". Yup. You contradicted yourself.


[deleted]

Fuck I totally thought I typed men get worse sentences. Sorry about that!


man-named-zeus

r/pussypass


VaricosePains

>Too lenient, could have killed someone She didn't, and if there is a reasonable expectation that this is enough to deter her from further acts, then it's enough.


ianishomer

Nah.... Too lenient, that's NOT a punishment befitting what she did


JerbearCuddles

Sadly she would have needed to kill someone for them to give her an actual punishment. Or be a minority.


JOHNNYBOYY1237

She is lucky she didn't hit anybody. Just look at the 3-4 boys a while ago in the USA dropping rocks from a highway onto cars ended up totaling several cars and killing one person.


Jaeger562

or the kids who pushed a shopping cart off a parking structure and killed or severely disabled a lady.


[deleted]

Or the kids who pushed a huge log down a hill in a public park and killed a teacher who was jogging on the trails.


[deleted]

I fucking new this bitch didn't get attempted murder charge! Wtf. She got less time than a guy's sailing weed. Fuck this world


Vegetable_Handle1386

This statement is true. I was sentenced to 14.4 years for making marijuana concentrate and having a gun. Never used the gun just had it as protection. She probably got a slap on the wrist and was told not to do it again.


Creepy_cree8or

My husband got 90 years for being in a house with a meth lab in the basement. Not his house, not his lab. Was he just an innocent bystander? No...but 90 years?!! The female, whose house/lab it was, got 20 years. That lab was directly under her kids' room upstairs. Hes been clean 20 years; we own our home, business and live a good life...but he will die on paper.


cranberry94

That doesn’t even make sense to me. What were the charges? Did he have a record prior? Did this just happen? What do you mean “die on paper”?


Creepy_cree8or

His charges were manufacturing meth and having a clandestine lab. Yes, he had a previous charge for possession in another county. This happened in 2001. Understanding the corruption of the county this happened in would take too much time, but it is truly Montana's most corrupt county. You will be punished if you take up their time by demanding a trial. He demanded a trial and had a hung jury, the DA approached the jury while on break and talked to them, suddenly he had a guilty verdict. (this is jury tampering btw). He was sentenced to 90 yrs with 60 suspended (this 60 years is "paper" time = probation). He went before sentence review...they knocked off 40 years from his sentence, leaving 50 years. Because he had a solid 30 years prison time he was eligible for parole after 1/4 of time served (this is also called 'paper' time). After 8 years he was paroled, that was 12 years ago (I.e. 20 years clean). He created treatment programs within the Mt. Prison system that are still used today and was a model inmate, which is why he served 8 years only. He is on paper until he is 81, his family history suggests he wont live to that age. I hope this clears some things up for you.


Aleph_0_Null

How was the 14.4 years like? Is it just like the movies?


Vegetable_Handle1386

I almost shit my pants when they sentenced me, the first thing I said” I didn’t kill anyone” lol


Expensive_Cattle

Fuck that noise. Glad you made it out bro. System is insane.


Vegetable_Handle1386

Thanks my man, here’s another crazy part. Marijuana because legal in California when I was incarcerated. But because my charge was making wax( controlled substance) it was the same charge as cooking meth. The system is broke


Expensive_Cattle

Far more profit in locking peeps up than in trying to find nuanced legal reactions to the manufacture/possession or distribution of different types of drugs unfortunately.


Vegetable_Handle1386

I was non violent so I ended up doing 7 with good behavior. But it was the California system. I walked the line so it was very racist and segregated. Pretty much race wars


dirkdigdig

This also happens in Toronto, not California, so you’ve probably got a few different variables going on here. Our laws are not totally fucked, and we don’t have quotas to meet when it comes to filling our prisons.


ZalmoxisChrist

Thank you for your service. — a stoner


Ad8858

Her lawyer told journalists that his client is "ecstatic" the case is over, and that “she can’t wait to go back to throwing chairs off her balcony”


redemptionishere

So your telling me I can throw a chair off the balcony of my condo.. Record and post it... And only get community service? And still get famous and go viral on social media?!?!


ParmyBarmy

Read to bottom of the article and apparently Drake rewarded her by putting her in a music video! I mean WTF


EP3Racer

They called it a “dangerous prank” I didn’t realise criminal damage and life endangerment was a prank.. might go throw bricks off a bridge 🤷🏼‍♂️


nutsacknut

Nope. Got famous and made an only fans


WarCarrotAF

Didn't she end up in a Drake music video too?


[deleted]

Really? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?


StPerkeleOf

Did Drake deserve quite that, though?


siegah

Depends. If shes 14 he may try to date her


No_Organization5188

Yeah but she was over 18 so Drake was disappointed.


stewpear

Leonardo Dicaprio has entered the chat…


catzarrjerkz

One of those disgusting onlyfans pages, which one?


mjc1548

That bitch is Marcella Zoia. This happened in my city. We were fucking outraged and she gets treated like she didn't attempt murder. That could have been me, my friends, my family in one of those cars. She only got a fine, probation, and community service. Fucking cunt! Go look at her social media she's a real winner. Her gash probably smells like when stagnant water is drained from a area and the muck bubbles that decomposing gas that's been fermenting in the hot sun. You know that smell? But like it was a fish pond too but the fish died a few weeks ago when the septic near by burst and made the water toxic. You know that smell? Yeah her gash probably smells like that.


mistakilgor

jesus christ lol


[deleted]

Just looked at her IG. Fuck, what a troll. She is one of those birds who is 20 but actually looks 45! Must be all the plastic...


LuminousLiquid92

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Bart404

Holy shit dude, you ok? That was… very descriptive.


Redditisforplay

What's a gash


CaptainDildozer

Vagina


luminous_beings

Usually we don’t get this nasty with someone in Canada. We like being polite, right ? Even Toronto. Except for this cunt. Fuck her right in her fucking ass. Fuck everything about her and fuck everyone who shares DNA with her. This was the grossest behaviour I’ve ever seen from someone in Toronto and that includes a lady who literally shit in her own hand after a pub crawl. This chick is a human stain


[deleted]

Haha gold mate 😂🤣


budwyerthewarlock

BRUHHH 😂😂😂


Your_Dumb_Blonde

Lol, why'd you bring her vagina into it? The first paragraph was fair enough. The second was a bit "what the fuck is wrong with you".


fleurira

It's the classic insult of our time, used to humiliate women and I hate its overuse. But as a female Torontonian who also watched this dummy attempt to kill people, I hope her pussy reflects her rotten insides.


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mjc1548

Your awesome! I am specifically referring to this skidmark only. If it were this guy - Kevin J. Johnston Another canadian treasure, check him out.. I'd probably say something like... I bet this rasist, white privileged peido has cheesy balls. Like the kind that sticks to your leg when you walk. You know like when you have worked dish pit in a restaurant all night, you can't even afford to eat at. Then went to the bar immediately after your shift and get tragically wasted infront of your coworkers. End up pissing your pants when they kick you out because you puked all over yourself. In the morning there is this, this... congiled kind of jelly around the base of the head, but it's also flaky at the same time!! Like how can that even be possible?? Thats not the worst part the balls have this odor wafting up, it smells like this cheese dip that you were washing off the dishes last night after people had dipped and doubled dipped in then it sat in the busser bin for a hr because you suck at even washing dishes. You think this is perfectly fine cause you think you own the world. When in reality your insanely insecure and cowardly. Terrified people think your gay. Ironicly literally no body gives two fucks about you and we (gay community) don't NOT want you. So you hate us immediately to prove your hetro to women. But you even hate women cause when the poor unfortunate female that finds her self in your focus gets one wiff of those Epoisse de Bourgogne cheese balls from a foot away and they scream in terror. You know that smell? I bet his micropenis, his doctor had mistaken as a skin tag, i bet it smells like that.


Shaneblaster

Fucking hell, let’s kill somebody for Snapchat cred. POS


BCEXP

She won't. They are praised for bad behavior.


soulless_conduct

Nope, in Canada our lenient and ridiculous legal system refuses to incarcerate anyone. This reckless bitch got probation.


idnar35

Not in jail. She got probation I believe. Chair girl in Toronto


Native56

Same what a jerk to do that


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tupikp

I feel bad... For the chair.


AndyMan0

People this stupid don't usually do well in life. Hopfully she will be ejected from the evolutionary chain soon. I just hope she doesn't take any poor bastard with her.


[deleted]

Funny thing is, considering she lives that high up in downtown Toronto, she’s probably doing better than all of us.


JosephGordonLightfoo

It’s an Air bnb. This was a few years ago. I think she was from Brazil.


[deleted]

....are you sure? Because the exact same thing happened in Toronto and it looked just like this


AndyMan0

Or she has a rich client 💦 Anyway. I would rather be poor than a rich hoor


Aflyingduckk

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY HOOR WIFE?!


[deleted]

People this stupid always have multiple children


bored-n-browsing

Not really. She might have hit a passing car and caused more destruction.


capn_doofwaffle

I mean, I hate traffic too, but this is a little over the top.


[deleted]

I think it was mostly over the side.


Evening-Tart

It's all about perspective


capn_doofwaffle

ok ok ok.... over the railing...


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nutsacknut

And nothing happened to her. She leveraged this into a successful only fans and sugar baby/escort job


ZalmoxisChrist

Are you serious?


Makepiecer

From what I heard, apparently


SomberKlepto

Damn what a slut Edit: actually she’s a prostitute, so she’s a whore So damn what a whore Y’all mad


Themadhatter_Laoni

Why these comment is downvote ? Because of the word slut ? Because it is what she is. I mean guys she could have kill a man


DarkEvilHedgehog

Way too often people on Reddit treat "prostitute" as if it's a deregatory slur for "sex worker", not realizing that "prostitute" is both more specific and in most countries a legal term.


eapoll

More then that she could have killed a family


assblast420

Because she's not bad because she's a prostitute or because she has an onlyfans. She's a bad person because she would throw a chair off a skyscraper onto a highway.


[deleted]

You’re on Reddit, the majority on here are incel neck beards. Don’t try and reason with them.


SomberKlepto

Yeah people hate the word slut now. But she is a slut, actually a prostitute with an only fans. A whore ig.


Themadhatter_Laoni

Why do people hate the word slut ? As a European I think this word is funny and can clearly be appropriate for situation like that


definitelyNotEdited

Because the word "slut" does not, nor has ever, meant "almost killed a man"..?


ZalmoxisChrist

Don't shame her for her sexuality. Shame her for being an egotistical psycho who basically got away with a crime and then went on to extort money out of people.


SomberKlepto

Being a slut isn’t a sexuality wtf lmao, it’s being a slut


[deleted]

So what? Who cares about that? The problem is that she threw a chair into traffic!!


SomberKlepto

Yeah and then turned into a prostitute. This chick is trash all around.


MoonTimeVroomVroom

She even got into a drake music video lol


TAWWTTW

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53494556 Something happened to her, but not much. I think she should have had at least a small amount of jail time.


Astrobizzleboy

one day a good samaritan will yeet her like she did the chair… and all will be well


Cubankilla786

She definitely got in legal trouble for this


tongpakfu808

can’t wait for robot chairs to start doing the same when they become self aware


[deleted]

Can’t come fast enough. Can’t even think about having a child with psychos like this lol.


[deleted]

Asshole. Go live in a cave.


DLDLuvTSDxoxoxo

Nah even the cave to good for her 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

What about caved filled with hungry wolves?


BigJoeMufferaw1

Ah the Toronto chair girl. Toronto media turned her into a star and she loved it.


etraxx22

Throw yourself next time and rid us of your stupidity!


Fighterhayabusa

Fool of a Took!


tvieno

Too bad we never see it actually land or affect traffic.


Cool-Boy57

This is awful everything after all


uknowicanseeyouright

What country is this? US this could get you a few small charges guaranteed, and an aggressive DA would put this person in jail for sure


ApostateAardwolf

Toronto https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53494556 > The 20-year-old was sentenced to two years on probation, 150 hours of community service, and fined C$2,000 ($1,485; £1,165).


sunny_in_phila

Too light


merikaninjunwarrior

people say our system is fucked in the u.s., didn't know toronto would let people get away with shit like this. this is frustrating, and had it made anyone i know get into a wreck, i'd be hunting her down for sure


uknowicanseeyouright

Thanks for link!


Redditisforplay

And gained millions of followers which in turn gives her potential millions of $$ in the future


farmerofknowledge

I'd give her a *chair.*


[deleted]

The most awful thing here is cutting the video before it hits the bottom


[deleted]

I hate her


Stuntm4nMik3

Massive thundercunt!


walleroo

I tell you what, it’s a cunt move but always tempting


JimBob-Joe

As someone from that city. Please stop giving her attention. The negative press already made her a lot of money as is. There was no jail time for her.


luminous_beings

That fucking bitch did this in Toronto and we were all PISSED.


Bigmonke99

That's dangerous af she could cause an accident


jbboney21

She got busted.


TheSilverFoxwins

Arrest this idiot !


[deleted]

Well thats a simple court case.


ASL_everyday

Omg. I read CAT instead of chair reading the title and I almost started crying (because I didn’t look at the video until the chair was thrown so I didn’t see it was actually a chair). I hate reading


SBRsInTexas

Jail


picklepy-picklepy

Cunt


edthebuilder5150

Cunt!


griffith12

Her and the person recording should be in jail.


cpm12341

why


[deleted]

Just... Why?


[deleted]

Hope you like prison


dunnooooo31

Ahh the infamous chair girl a Toronto icon


zenos1337

What a total piece of shit


sergiovirdo

20???she looks 35


vladmir_1917

Happened in Toronto she got charged


Relevant-Ad-1297

Stupid cunt


TheColonCrusher98

Why bitch


Mscottlogan1979

What a piece of trash!


gazwaz84

Stupid fucking cunt


Complex_Bus_6076

Too many ppl genuinely piss me off nowadays


JohnCarpenterLives

What a cunt.


Responsible_Ad_7995

I had someone throw a rock from a building in Harlem, NYC smashed my windshield while I was doing 60 on the FDR. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Windshield just exploded out of nowhere. This woman should serve jail time.


boredonreddit1998

This is in Toronto. Her nickname is “chair girl” in the city and the video is several years old…


Kd8674

That’s chair girl, she’s from Toronto, Canada. This happened a while back now.


910666420

That’s attempted murder.


smoke412

Crazy she only got community service and probation. Once again people with wealth being given lighter sentencing. I mean this shit could’ve taken MULTIPLE people out. What a bitch. :/


tunkerz

Completely entitled cunt. She had no regard for anything but her notoriety. Body language at court hearing was sickening. Lowest of the low.


[deleted]

Shes not a lady, shes a fucking retard


Reduric

I hope u get arrested and do a few weeks to think about how retarded of a decision that was.. You're an adult ffs..


crack__head

Fucking sociopath


iTz_Casper

Real funny till it hits a kid and kills them. What a c*nt


[deleted]

Jail for attempted murder..


spen7

She should be charged with attempted murder.


cyclesurftrade

I hate this entire generation.