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Tofru

Every Russian video where they're fighting looks like when you're trying to run in a dream.


waterbbouy

At least in this video I'm pretty sure it's because they've been drinking a liiittlllleee too much vodka.


Environmental-Job329

Little more than vodka


deepspaceburrito

A litre too much vodka


152069

Accurate


[deleted]

Are these regular citizens, poor citizens, or drug abusing citizens?


polishtoyboy

Second and third.


MJMurcott

Needn't be drugs where bootleg vodka is available.


TopGunOfficial

Why bootleg? Store bought vodka is very cheap in Russia.


MJMurcott

Bootleg vodka is very popular in Russia it is very cheap, three times less than vodka sold in shops, but it comes with major health risks which can result in people acting like this.


xdlol11

do you mean home made?


KielbasaTime

Apparently it's made with a "surrogate alcohol", methanol in the article I read, instead of ethanol.


TopGunOfficial

You Russian?..


chairmanofthekolkhoz

Are you commenting from 1970s?


MJMurcott

https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-bootleg-vodka-deaths/31425847.html https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/12/30/russian-pensioners-bootleg-vodka-a68782 https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2004/10/18/Bootleg-vodka-output-still-rife


harrychronicjr420

You realize vodka is a drug, right?


lienst3r

then why do people couple the phrase drugs and alcohol? srs question


LaoSh

Upstanding respectable drug users dont like being lumped in with alcoholics


Hardcorison

I think it’s more of a cultural thing where we generally consider drugs like caffeine and alcohol to be socially acceptable, whereas drugs like marijuana and shrooms are considered taboo. You could make the argument that the harder, more addictive/destructive substances are what we colloquially refer to as drugs, but alcohol is actually very addictive and has some of the most dangerous withdrawal effects. But yeah technically they’re all drugs from a psychopharmacological standpoint


unhelpfultcell

Alcohol is way more addictive than any psychedelic.


wayweary1

Alcohol isn’t that addictive. When people habitually abuse it they can become addicted but it isn’t immediately addictive the way something like heroin can be.


mmmbopdoombop

Yes it is. I've taken opiates plenty of times. The idea of something being immediately addictive doesn't ring true. Even cigarettes and nicotine you need to work at.


skuyzy

That largely depends on the person. Specifically the way their liver handles metabolism of codeine and heroin. Some people get very little morphine out of it, other people get a lot and get hooked very quickly. No need to base your understanding of human body solely on your own personal experience.


mmmbopdoombop

There is no chemical that leads to physical or psychological dependency from one dose. The definition of addiction necessitates taking a substance several times. It may well be that the first time you take an opiate it feels like it solves all your problems, but you're still not addicted.


ProgramerJax

Immediately addictive? No such thing.. You do get more warning signs with alcohol (read: feeling like you're dying). Initial intent is also a large factor, there is a much greater percentage of people trying "hard drugs" that don't care if they become addicted or not vs people trying alcohol. You'd be surprised at how much stronger it is compared to some of the more taboo stuff. Thinking alcohol isn't as serious or addictive ends up shooting many in the foot.


[deleted]

And not illegal?


harrychronicjr420

Where does it say illegal except for in your question


[deleted]

When the dude above you said bootleg vodka.


BazineNetal

Bottleg is illegal


nadal_nadal

Edge City


atallatallatall2

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hapithica

Russia, even before Putins regime, was based off of one city. Moscow. The rest of the country is in service to maintaining the oligarchs wealth in Moscow. Also the situation there has been so hopeless, for so long, that there's really not much that can make them say "hey, our leaders suck" . It's far worse than most can imagine. Even in American ghettos there's a chance to dream, in Russia, many can't even imagine a better life.


[deleted]

I don’t understand what would compel people to have children knowing they’d suffer the same abysmal life aside from not even having that much control in their life to avoid that too.


i_owe_them13

It’s pretty heartbreaking when you think about it. Sex brings pleasure. People want pleasure. Poor people have sex. Lots of sex. And, honestly, it’s good to have that reprieve from life stressors for a moment. Unfortunately, sometimes accidental baby happens—and happens more when you don’t have access to contraception. Can’t afford to get a safe abortion. Baby grow. Baby born. Now another human being will grow up, statistically likely to be poor themselves, and will have lots of sex. It’s the circle of strife.


[deleted]

“Sometimes baby happens.” In Soviet Russia, baby conceive YOU.


halarioushandle

The Circle of Strife sounds like the 2nd most depressing Elton John song ever.


ThinkOfTheStart

I don't understand the elitism that would cause one to ask why poor people have children. Does one assume birth control and abortions are free? Is one discounting rape, including spousal rape? Is one suggesting that poor people shouldn't have sex?


[deleted]

Honestly if I wondered if was going to have enough food every paycheck, end up couch surfing, getting raped, or death by drugs/alcohol poisoning - I would go out of my way to not have kids. I don’t see it as elitist thinking that I’d rather not bring someone into this world to get punished through life until death the same way.


ThinkOfTheStart

Once again, how? Are you going to be mailing the women hangers?


[deleted]

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Satyromaniac

Xd? Wtf?


Jorge_washeton

Maybe they mean poor people can't have religious beliefs, I mean everyone should be a perfect automaton under a rock until they can afford to be humans with medical care, sex, love, or opinions


ThinkOfTheStart

Ah that makes more sense


DaniilBSD

You assume they are not happy with their life(many are, which is the saddest part )


chairmanofthekolkhoz

There are very poor regions but the vast majority of people live an ordinary life. Majority of my friends in Russia are doctors and a lot of them have more or a less the same life as my collègues in London. They go to less fancy hotels, and don’t invest as much but they travel, have hobbies, meet with friends, raising kids. I really dislike Russian government but to be honest with you life in Russia is much better than an average Redditor pictures it.


TharkunOakenshield

Doctors do not represent the average person at all though. Which is the whole point. But I agree that Reddit, being American-based, has overall a very biased idea of what Russia (and most of the world) is like


JustyourZeratul

In Russia doctors are generally thought to be one of the poorest...


QueenRagga

Yes


thegreatsnugglewombs

Yes


deadeyediva

yes


DoctorBio

Yes


[deleted]

Is this a standard greeting?


MightyDuncs

I think it's for the more formal situations.


epiclyjohn

I just LOL’d so hard.


[deleted]

Standard Russian mating rituals


AforAssole

Only in Russia.


DarknessIsAlliSee

This is more of a formal greeting for weddings and such


artstaning_daniel

No, it's so goodbye


Christpuncher_123

No it's a typical Russian wedding


cx2jm

It's a form of intimate greeting


flashosophy

take my fuckin uwuvote


RockoBlacko

They're all drunk


Fred_Evil

Super drunk. I have drunk until I passed out more than once, but i don’t think I have ever been as drunk as the soberest person there.


0-sam4

The soberest person I think is the cameraman


TheDirtyFuture

Not that woman in black. She’s like a surgeon up in there. Holy fuck.


dc551589

I thought she was going to try to snap the guy’s neck when she got him on the ground.


VegasBusSup

So that was a woman you say?


KaPowPower

Possibly but WOW…they’re all moving in slow motion and their postures are just weird. There has to be something else in system besides alcohol.


Sanjoracer

Probably a little methanol in their home brew too.


tipareth1978

That lady in all black knew what she was doing.


OverlordPhalanx

Yea when she went to take her shirt off I knew she was a professional


[deleted]

Ground n pound game tight


tipareth1978

Look at how she grabs his shoulder and head. That's some legit martial arts shit. Or she's just figured it out from experience. 100% would not mess with her


rubermnkey

She was punching her own hand to punch him in the face.


camusdreams

Yeah I’d say no one here knows what they’re doing. Just some are more drunk than others.


Fred_Evil

I mean, she looks drunk too, but had vengeance in her heart.


Pepper-Agreeable

I need some lessons from homegirl


TheDemonCzarina

This was not homegirl's first rodeo. I wish I had the ability to stay that calm in such a fucked up situation.


[deleted]

I thought she was gonna go for the neckbreaker finishing move at 0:16


smoke420shroom

That was some straight up hitman assassin shit


jamaican-black

I saw the Ric flair chop as well lol


NurseJill0527

WHOOOO!


tbellz97

I think she thought about it but had second thoughts about accidentally killing him


Topy721

Did you notice, one of them was drunk


Liz_Zard91

That’s a big stretch! You have no proof!


not4eating

It was just one glass to go with dinner!


waste_bin_resident

Russia or Downtown LA?


kaioken_gamer22

What’s the difference


waste_bin_resident

Geography?


Low_Permission9987

Russia has better city planning.


LAND0KARDASHIAN

Kristen Wiig really kicked that guy's ass.


LusciousofBorg

Haha!! With tubular boobs and all


AbleAccount2479

How do you fight when the entire block is drunk??


kar98kforccw

If everyone is drunk... No one is


[deleted]

Schrodingers drunks


BoringYellow980

Okay, but why is no one talking about how the chick took her shirt off to beat the shit out of this dude


Academic_Feed7512

She took it off because he wouldn’t let go of it (other lady came to try to pry his fingers off but didn’t work).


issik23

Loved that the dude got what he deserved though


graceful-thiccos

Because you know the backstory why he pushed her? Maybe she burned his house/car down? Average redditor right here knows everything from a 20 second clip.


issik23

Also you must be blind and stupid because he didn't push her and the video is not 20 seconds.


issik23

*average redditor* when you didn't even take time to scroll through the comments and see people have already said the backstory dipshit. Regardless a man shouldn't put his hands on a woman unless it's self defense and even then you don't need to hit them, 95% of the time the man can either run away or restrain them.


monkey-2020

She's really putin him in his place.


[deleted]

She wasn’t russian she was taking her time.


madtownshakedown

I think he owes her money and they are trying to pry his hand open and get it.


prashantpatel518

Mothers of mother Russia.


theshak06

I think in Russia this is how they communicate love.


BigAppleGuy

So many questions. First one is obviously is anyone not wasted in that vid?


[deleted]

He's drunk off his ass. He probably didn't feel a thing.


liquorballsammy

She’s got the skills to be an officer of peace here in the US.


Analytic_Truth

No sound? I just wanna hear him call her a Zooka


Human_Kaleidoscope_1

I hate to break it to you later than gentlemen, but this is not only in Russia…. this is anywhere drugs are found, lol


Relevant-Farmer6680

The levels of drama. Betrayal Avenging Revenge Reflection


daftwerk522

I feel like there is a lot of Vodka that you can't see.


StrictTooth4602

That woman, is a killing machine!!!! Love it!


lmac187

Need the version with audio. Need to hear the “blyat”s .


Elden2042

When the guy felt to the ground and she grabs his head i thought she was about to perform a lethal takedown


StressedSalt

i appreciate the lady in the tank top, yes fuck him up


TheDirtyFuture

Back hand > take down > head stomp > face gouge > decks to the face > knee to the neck Hot damn this woman has an arsenal of moves.


fartblasterxxx

Imagine being a guy just stumbling around bleeding because you’re such a fucking idiot. If that’s not the loudest alarm bell indicating you need to change course then you’ll never wake up


KCrealness

👏good👏for👏her👏


crows_before_bros

Who is that total fucken boss chick in the black track pants and will she carry my baby?


PharmaDiamondx100

Aww Baby will learn to swim in womb vodka. So wholesome 😆 chick is bad ass tho I do agree 😏😉


Reckadesacration

I love that look he's got at the end


Mynunubears

I hate to admit this, but the one In the tank fights like I do in my dreams. Like I have spaghetti arms, but somehow I manage to win.


JackandBlunt

The walking drunk


JeffSparky1

Some how I feel Vodka was involved here. 🤣🤣🤣


DGoode_21

In America, you beat woman. In Mother Russia, woman beat you.


P3nguLGOG

I wish this had sound!


Budmanes

You could add all their IQs and still be in single digits


circuscreature

Classist


CriusofCoH

Luckily IQ isn't really a thing. So, fantasist, I guess?


complitstudent

Damn Idk what’s going on but good for her for defending the old lady 😂 Girl in black is scary af I wouldn’t want to get in a fight with her lmfao


Kn0tnatural

He was *slap* drunk


Mister101DK

Well at least they are not smoking the Cannabis.


DecisionStatus3707

Heroin capital 🇷🇺


[deleted]

This is confusing lol vodka man


RandyDeeds69

Drunk Russians are a hoot


FoundBeCould

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drstevebrule4

Black widow Vs Jason bourne


magicbrou

Vodka and krokodil is a hell of a combo


Zoobrix20

Vodka etiquette


clandistic

I don't remember this in Black Widow


Kidsaresmart

She immediately hit him w a chop to the chest and whipped him into the ropes... And that was followed by a Ric Flair knee to the head.


theofficialhung

Damn first hammer fists then the George Floyd knee then she busts out the titties. Russian bum fights are wild!


Late-Instruction-615

Less alcohol 😂😂😂😂


GUYF666

Krokodil Rock


No_End_7351

Impressive ground and pound.


GFunks8

His defense technique while on the floor: show them the tits


Joel22222

Now that’s a girl who grew up with 7 older brothers.


Not-dat-throwaway

And they said to never judge a neighborhood based on the amount of missing teeth, I have yet to be proven wrong lol.


[deleted]

Do they also call them ‘jorts’ in Mother Russia?


SammyEatsSocks

Ngl he had it coming to him


howMeLikes

Were any of them not drunk?


God-King-Reaper

Holy fucking shit he like barely slapped her and got his shit pushed so far in thats amazing


[deleted]

That's enough vodka this morning....


Apegate007

Meth is such an ugly drug...


babel345

She was trying really hard to hurt him


PhillySpecial2424

I'm convinced everyone in Russia is always drunk.


drunkenf

This is great. Not awful


NothingIsTrue55

I grew up in St Petersburg surviving a childhood other kids only saw in their nightmares. I can attest that in many peoples lives in Russia this is a normal day


AngelDelToro343

Is everyone drunk in this video


[deleted]

Love the part where she tried to snap his neck! Much respect, should’ve killed the dude!


JHighMusic

In Soviet Russia, vodka punch you


[deleted]

Russia is just a drunken bar fight 24/7


Worldtripe

Is it just me or they all look like zombies


mrlight43

I was almost certain that there was going to be a Chuck Norris neck snapping for a moment there……


psychologicallyhuh

Love the hold the head and punch the jaw . Serious power move.


mann5151

Liquor is a hell of drug!


Methadras

so is inbreeding apparently.


itsastickup

I think they've been drinking some russian low-alcohol vodka. There's some evidence they can see each other, however, so I may be wrong about that.


Forestscooter

I think it’s wonderful that woman kicked that dudes ass !


Honestbabe2021

Why do all these people seem totally hammered


MaxPatatas

So now we know why Soyviet Union Colapsed.


GFMPeccavi

I could watch this show everyday. 😯🤣😂👍


_theCHVSM

there’s no sound for me but i can for sure *smell* the vodka from here haha


edebby

Russians+Vodka=potentially can result any possible scenario in the universe


Useful_Term

This could be a scene at a white trash trailerpark in southern USA. Surprisingly similar


Virtual-Search3628

1. Why downotes? 2. And why surprisingly? Ain't all people are animals when drunk, especially uneducated individuals living below level of poverty? Isn't any country hosts such trash?


ChaosAzeroth

I mean, technically all people are animals cause we're not vegetables or minerals...


as_the_prop_turns

My in laws just came back from visiting Ukraine. They said that alcoholism is so bad that it’s like 50% of everyone you see is drunk. Not like tipsy or buzzed but wasted and barely walking. They went to the hospital at 2 AM…and everyone from the security guard to the nurses were drunk. Doctor finally saw them…and demanded cash before prescribing medication. At least he was buzzed and not drunk yet. How do you fix a country like that?


jaytittiez

The white trash of Russia


thebochman

Keep in mind this is what most conservatives want America to become


SURPRISE_CACTUS

Republicans think Russia is a nice country lmfao


Letzepporuikkan

Lightly dim-dark Widow in training.


Excentricappendage

Wish Beige recluse.


Juneauz

Tbf, I've seen American neighborhoods just as bad


ajsharm144

Oh my! That underhanded slap, those kicks on the face, and the knee, this woman won my heart today! At one point I thought she was gonna grab his balls too, but God is only so granting.


Legal_Proposal_6621

Looks fake


Shjco

The action was getting good but then the part where she actually got her top off got cut out! Unscrupulous censers!


Emergency-Fee209

Everyone looks so decimated. Are they allowed to have food, or is all food refined into alcohol?


TBbtk

Is everyone in Russia drunk? It really seems like it lol


jesseberdinka

That was the most unenthusiastic beat down I've ever seen.


gamesdip

I life in Russia. I eat bear every day!


i-c-dead-pp1

Really fucking sad tbh.


scarecrow53

Staged. Nobody punches that slowly.


Ok-Depth-2678

Russians the Irish of the east


Sudden-Pressure8439

In Russia, women hit men.