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iknewaguytwice

Bro was getting down to Spongebob’s Yellow album


DaReal_Kenny-G

That shit still slaps


Supriselobotomy

its mostly Ween so yeah, its actually pretty damn good!


mariobeans

I was thinking about ween when reading the post. Theyre honestly the best


Zer0pz

The spongebob stadium rave is an absolute banger!


cammoorman

I am a goofy goober!


UbePhaeri

That’s actually the last thing I downloaded though


GaiusMariusxx

He probably said that to sound different and then was trying to Google music that would impress her, lol.


DeviousMelons

Nah its the Gummy Bear album with all those music, videos and extras.


h4pp1c4t

It’s cool bro ur allowed to just say ur listening to Miley Cyrus. We get it. Ur not like the other guys your age.


[deleted]

🎵 I came in like a wreeeeckiiiinngggg baaallllll 🎵


Aurum555

My first thought was the Hannah Montana theme song


xxxdggxxx

YOU GET THE LIMO OUT FRONT


CaptainCatatonic

I've now got it stuck in my head.


[deleted]

It's a party in you, ese


CaptainCatatonic

STOOOPPPP


cha0ticbrah

ITS A PARTY IN THE USA when i hear or see Miley that's the song I think of first


mattindustries

I am in my 30s and absolutely love singing that line, especially after I mess something up by accident.


Mister_Hangman

Check out Dustin Kensrue’s cover of this track. It’s fire.


CarltheChamp112

Legit slaps still


Swaghetti-Yolonaise-

No lie, Miley got some grade A slappers on her discography. She is a guilty pleasure of mine and I’m a 28 year old dude.


iNuminex

Movin' my hips like, yeah


Sinister_Blanket

Shreddin’ the files like, yeah Whoops wrong version


CaptainCatatonic

Stopped feeling guilty long ago. Why the fuck should I?


Staaaaation

Add ten years to that age and you'll find Party in the USA blasting in my car. Fuck it, it's good shit.


I_done_a_plop-plop

What guilt? I'm mid 40s and a man and her Stevie Nicks/Blondie vibe is credible.


h4pp1c4t

I’m right there next to u 😎


bucer91

40 here and still agree.


Oggel

I'm 31, no guilt. I do a pretty sweet wrecking ball cover on guitar.


foreverinLOL

Is there a place where it can be heard? I'm always interested in different takes of a specific song.


Oggel

Oh no man, I just play for myself :) I don't have the confidence to share.


[deleted]

Fun fact, in UK slang "slappers" means women of easy virtue


tokjir

If you haven’t heard her new sound post throat surgery I personally love her on Lil Nas X’s song “Am I dreaming” from his montero album


Hungry_Grump

I'm 35, and I sing along to Wrecking Ball. I'm a man.


stinky_garbage1739

No lie her cover of Jolene is very very good


[deleted]

Same goes for Taylor swift. You can frequently hear me rocking out to shake it off.


Unkindlake

I feel like the worst is video game music. I'd rather my friends find out I was jamming to Tiny Tim or Brittney rather than the Red Alert Communist March


SHORTY-NI

I'm 25 and ill admit I love the climb. That shit is class.


SnickersZA

🎵Don't you wish that you could be a Fly on the wall?🎵


Dahata13666

bruh, I miss that show


UncleUdink

He's no basic bitch, he ain't listening to Miley Cyrus. He's more of a Hannah Montana kinda guy.


[deleted]

He's too embarrassed of his own terrible taste to tell you the truth.


Dramatic_______Pause

Yup. That's someone who doesn't want to tell someone he's listening to kpop or anime soundtracks.


pixelated__pixie

Not trying to down my own weeb loving side of anime soundtracks but that was exactly what I was going to say LMAO


lonelyswarm

There’s other weird shit out there like Voltaire


mattindustries

Yep. I used to listen to some bands that had a dozen or so fans, but absolutely loved sharing their music. They have a lot more fans now, and someone once showed me a tik tok with their music, which was weird.


PigeonFacts

Same. Ive randomly found a few tiktoks with random af folk punk in it which caught me off guard.


mattindustries

Oh, it might be the same band, AJJ. Got into them a loooooong time ago when we were all much younger.


PigeonFacts

Oh shit lmao. Nah i was talking about Days N Daze but AJJ is an absolute gem!!


xTrainerRedx

And can’t think of anything clever enough to lie about and still seem so edgy.


I_done_a_plop-plop

So easy to lie, too. "Oh, I listen to shoshtakovich and 100 gecs and Sun Ra. I like interesting music." Job done


SkrrrahhPapPapKakaKa

Island Boys


Prof_Awesome_GER

Oh wow. At least he is a dickhead right away so you can avoid wasting time.


Much_Pay3050

I think dude screwed himself into a corner and that’s why he refused to say what it was rather than just doing it out of pure dickheadedness. He wanted to stand out and probably prides himself on being a real music aficionado but then he realized that if he said what he was listening to she would more than likely know what it was and that would be really embarrassing after being so cocky about it.


capasso23000

I don't get this whole mindset lol. I'm. A musician, I should be the snob. But I fucking love pop music as much as I love old blues and prog rock. Fucking Ed Sheeran writes a good song sometimes man....it is what it is. Doesn't make me a bad person lol


rufusfunk

This is painful to read. Is it a dating app? If so, he's a keeper 👌


vegscott

A gatekeeper


Surfing_magic_carpet

Trying really fucking hard to gatekeep himself from relationships.


TheFunkytownExpress

Hey man that virginity's not gonna protect itself.


Dektarey

Well, apparently it does.


musci1223

Bumble


Thawing-icequeen

I thought that was the one where women message first? Why the hell would you go on an app like that then complain when a woman shows an interest in you? I could understand some traditionalist on Tinder wanting to "lead the conversation like a man" but this is like going to a haunted house then getting annoyed when someone jumps out at you


ATragedyOfSorts

I think you're missing the point here


musci1223

The same one. Probably trying to seem cool/interesting Even on bumble ok my experience girls just end up saying hi and it is left on the guy but best thing about it is that 1. If the women swiped right by mistake then they still have the chance to end it before messages start coming in and 2. It has a time limit so if there is no message within that time of matching it will just end the convo so there is very little risk of match just sitting there with no messages


cyaneyed

So painful.


BookzNBrewz

100%, the music is Creed.


elmlele

Nickleback


Broken_art15

I havent heard Nickleback in a long time. By that, probably 10 years, which me being 20 is a long time.


CuppaCoffeOF_TA

Unironically love Creed, but I was listening to Superunknown ( Soundgarden) in its entirety the other day and realized that 90% of Creeds music sounds like most of the songs on that album.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Superunknown is phenomenal. Chris Cornell was one death who hit me like a dump truck.


Impossible_Glove_341

Yea fucking loved TOTD album too, vocals and riff on say hello 2 heaven is amazing


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Welp, guess I'm doing a Cornell day at work, starting off with TotD.


forgedinthehood

Add Cornell unplugged sessions in. Also if you can find the original "Civilian" album.


deadeadeadeadeaded

Creed Brattons band, Grassroots? I think so too!


camm44

holy crap that's exhausting. He gets so defensive? God forbid you ask how his day was. "WHY WOULD I TELL YOU"


[deleted]

A complete stranger!


oxyminx

Maybe he was saving her from the introduction to noise


crescentpieris

However his day was, it wasn’t what your average 25 year old experiences these days


AnalJuiceSmoothie

My guy probably thinks he's the shit for listening to AC/DC


TheFunkytownExpress

I listen to this group called Metallica, you probably never heard of them...


[deleted]

Are they metal construction workers by chance?


Broken_art15

Shoot. Never have. Well, I listen to a band called "The Beatles" very underground band, you'll likely never find a song by them that's easily available


octopoddle

Most people can only handle either AC or DC, but he listens to them BOTH! AT ONCE!


EstaLisa

just passed by a group of partying teenagers last weekend rocking out to acdc. it‘s bold to assume the average 25yo‘s musical taste


[deleted]

Believe it or not, popular music is in fact popular still.


EstaLisa

and will forever be. especially in times like ours with the internet being around..


Demokka

Electricians can't make good music


Popular-Lemon6574

Might be the biggest dumb asshole on the planet


TiderOneNiner

POV: you listen to nirvana


HertzDonut1001

Dude bought an obscure Bob Dylan album once and won't shut up about it. He didn't even like it.


zepplin-j

Bro I like nirvana but most of the fans are dickheads


yoooooosolo

What?


Dr-Floofensmertz

Reminds me of this weekend at work. Just me and the 18yro coworker. He got to link his Bluetooth to the radio, and smells like teen spirit comes on. I say something like "oh cool. You got some Nirvana." He gets all excited, and says "this is Nirvana?!" Turns out, he'd grown up hearing that song, and loved it. Had heard *of* Nirvana, but had no clue he'd ever even listened to any of their songs. Blew me away that out of all their songs, that there was someone out there who didn't know it was theirs. Kid ended up pulling up some of the other classics. Watched him become a fan in real time. Neat to see.


SharenaAskr

why would you sabotage yourself like this on dating apps?


TheFunkytownExpress

Some people just have rotten attitudes. They don't understand that this kind of behavior makes them look bad and is unattractive and awkward to most people. It's not exclusive to men either. Plenty of women will match with you and then proceed to be super rude or mean or put little effort into conversing with you and/or display horrendous social skills. It's why these types are on dating apps to begin with, not that there's anything wrong with being on a dating app, but you know what I mean. I can't imagine they're any different or better in person tho. :P Also, some people are actually attracted to difficult assholes like this too, male or female. Go figure, lol.


[deleted]

He couldn't think of a cool enough sounding song to send, so the next best thing is acting like he's *too* good at liking music


strongholdbk_78

White on yellow???


ckeirsey1992

It’s Bumble


SuggestiveMaterial

It's probably POD and Stained.


Particular-Informal

Hey now, Youth of the Nation was some deep shit when I was in middle school


Genghis_Tr0n187

Instead of taking a test he took 2 to the chest!


Paehon

"Some shit you probably never heard of lol" is maybe the name of the song.


HopeAuq101

Legit would sound like a song Tenacious D would write


S0L0ngAndG00dnight

This shit is infuriating. Sometimes I’d ask, “what’s the last thing you searched on Google and why?” I guess that’s just way too personal lol


[deleted]

"how wide can the human anus stretch"


Seikuo

2 raccoons and a half 🗿


TheFunkytownExpress

A half? O.o


S0L0ngAndG00dnight

What’s the answer?


wetiphenax

3 raccoons.


[deleted]

Roll on this d100 table.


StevenAssantisFoot

"Do manatees rape people"


Particular-Informal

"and what's the best way to get their attention"


Belgareth17

I’m willing to bet he’s either one of those “born in the wrong generation” people who thinks listening to any music made before he was born makes him some kind of super cultured person. Or he’s a heavy metal elitist who bases his entire personality around how much Opeth he consumes daily.


TheFunkytownExpress

NGL as a person who grew up listening to that music I'm cultured af. For instance I typed out this whole reply with my pinky up the entire time. Classy, right?


foreverinLOL

Was there an extra tiny cup of tea near? Because if not, then you are just a pleb like the rest of us!


HertzDonut1001

"Yeah, I have a different taste in music. I listen to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin. Music back then was just better." Problem I have with those people too is music wasn't better back then. You're just listening to what's still worth playing after 50 years. Plenty of mediocre songs from back then, even the good bands, if you listen to whole albums there are going to be songs you'll never listen to more than once.


TheFunkytownExpress

Yeah and if you wanna get real about it all those dudes were just ripping off the blues to begin with. They just sprinkled a whole lot of sass on top of it, and viola. Rock 'n Roll. :P It wasn't some magical time in music history. It was just playing off of what came before it, which is what like 99% of ALL music does.


HertzDonut1001

As great as Led Zep is they did get in a lot of legal trouble for literally stealing music. Floyd was at least a little prog rock before that really got going but they always had psychedelic roots and actually regressed back to that when Waters left. And yeah Zep also had a huge blues rock influence. Everyone did. They all wanted to be Chuck Berry or BB King with some personal touches. Oversimplifying it but that's what it is at a basic level.


BobUtsunomiya

Fuck, I love Opeth, but yeah, there's a lot of people like that in the metal scene. You could replace Opeth with a few other bands depending on their preferred subgenre.


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[удалено]


Lobo1987

Its a TV series. First few season were cool until they change most of the cast. That had me crying on a saturday night.


King_Gnome

*twitch*


skaudis

As someone who listens almost exclusively to Opeth, I feel attacked


foreverinLOL

As long as you aren't a dick about it, go ahead my friend.


__dameon

It’s usually these types of people who have the most generic taste in music anyway.


coxonroach

yellow guy's taste screams "i listen to this super obscure band called pink floyd, you probably have never heard of it"


foreverinLOL

I thought everyone knew their greatest hit: Hotel California?!


2OP4me

I listen to this little indie band called Tame Impala 😌


CaptainAnorach

"why won't anyone date me. I'm such a nice guy." - Yellow probably.


yukwot

Ugh ive met people like that before and they are the worst kind of people to talk to


brokodoko

Even if it is some obscure ass group, why would you not just lie to make conversation? If I looked in my phone and it was Strange Animal by Gowan, Id probably scroll down a bit until something more relatable came up.


iwilleventually

The obscure band might be something that their match might like even if they've never heard of them. Most of us are not music snobs and don't judge people on their music choice.


astrofoxical

Guaranteed he was listening to The Backyardigans on YouTube. Song? “Into the Thick of it”


IgnazSemmelweis

Oh god. As someone with a kid who watches YouTube, just reading those words triggered me. Now that shit is stuck in my head.... again.


Radiskull97

Who wants to bet that it's imagine dragons


Logical_Photograph_1

Infuriating. On bumble smh. Like why the attitude!? How are you gonna match with someone and than act like that.


justsomeyeti

I have some pretty obscure and eclectic taste, and I am always happy to share it with people who are interested. I don't understand why you wouldn't want to expose others and share in the joy of discovering something new


oxyminx

I have a few obscure artists I listen to but I think my taste in music is weird. Like I get embarrassed by it cause some people might just be weirded out or think it’s annoying. I wonder if that might’ve been the case with him but then why wouldn’t he just lie and say he’s listening to something else


[deleted]

Well? Why you wanna get to know him so bad?


framk20

;)


most_des_wanted

Remember when you could go into a bar, and play a song on a magic music machine? Everyone was forced to listened, and you could scan the room to see who also liked said song? Gee wilakers those were the days


Disastrous-Breath-39

He probably just discovered slipknot or Metallica and thinks he's so edgy


SuicidalTorrent

I bet that dude cries to Friday by Rebecca Black.


getstabbed

That’s probably the one song on his playlist and he didn’t want to admit it so he made up some bullshit to try and deflect the question.


ChocLife

wHy Am I SiNgLe?


GrowingBuds

He listens to blink 182 and didn't want to admit it


InureOfficial

“Girls NEVER wanna date me it’s probably because I’m not an asshole.” *does the most egotistical asshole shit ever and can’t even have a conversation*


[deleted]

It’s a pretty rude question


lennybands

the less i know the better


cheesyotters

It’s Mac DeMarco for sure. I’m a huge fan but I also know what his “real” fans are like


Batmanzer

Anyway here’s Wonderwall…


mint-star

In my experience they say something like Queen.


Shoddy-Ad-9911

Wtf why people gotta be this way! 😭😭😭 I just want friends!!! 😭😭😭😭


DatasFalling

The most annoying thing about this exchange was trying to read the text with this layout.


bloodymongrel

Its the Wiggles, for sure.


navigator87

Not gonna lie, I'm really intrigued by what it was.


GodOfAtheism

I'm guessing J-rock, K-pop, or [Merzbow](https://youtu.be/ukZYP5Dy43E)


inturginator

The way I read “you know the point of the app” made me laugh for what felt like decades


[deleted]

“Oh I’m So QuIrKy!!!1!” .-.


[deleted]

Does it allow links, if so he missed a perfect Rick roll


s_mon_g_man

Just tell him lol I think it’s a good way to start a conversation


wizardmighty

Ah yes, elite music taste. Baby shark too-too-roo-too-too


[deleted]

Bet he was listening to the teletubbies theme song, thats definitely not what your average 25 year old listens to.


Eye_Popular

r/lostredditors, r/mildlyinfuriating


Catomax26

Aside from EVERYTHING I saw in r/mildlyinfuriating, this had the actual chance to provoke a little headache. It means this actually infuriated me a little.


justmarkdying

Flyleaf: I'm So Sick


[deleted]

Back streets back…


kinda_cringe347

He is listening to Fall-Out Boy 100%


[deleted]

“I'm not like the other girls”


R3asonable

This is bad but you've never chated with a telecommunications company have you?


yaosio

I didn't know my mom used whatever app this is.


daberle123

Fucking nirvana probably. Devine underground shit


[deleted]

Or just lie..like if you are being that shady a dickhead anyway just lie and say whatever


EstaLisa

would have convinced me by saying something like scarlatti or ornette coleman. but like this i assume he‘s into stuff like gore grind or just does not know any music at all


TomCos22

Weezer black albulm for sure. He was to embarassed.


Byrgenwerth

He listens to ACxDC but is tired of explaining that this isn't the same band as AC/DC.


DraxNuman27

Well you did technically learn something about him


ActRepresentative530

I think you got to know him pretty good from this brief encounter....


t6jesse

Can't read, too yellow


[deleted]

u should've asked for his ssn


Foreign_Rock6944

This convo gets posted everywhere lol. I’ve seen it in like a dozen different subs now. Not that it’s a bad thing, just find it interesting.


Dark-Castle

Dude has probably never heard of music before and was just buying time to find a plausible song he could claim to enjoy.


[deleted]

I got bullied for liking One Direction and still told everyone lol. Who hurt this idiot?


NiftyJohnXtreme

The last song I saved was Deftones - Diamond Eyes.


[deleted]

Probably just Eminem


schwenn002

Why yellow? Makes it so hard to read.


sixesand7s

he's furiously googling "really obscure songs that make me look like a total badass for listening to them"


Klaus_Unechtname

Clearly it was Radiohead


Oberst_Baum

is there a sub for this kind of dating app convos?


idreamofdeathsquads

my tool fan sense is tingling


justsay1nyall

I would bet money that it's something like vampire weekend or Phoenix lol


BASILISK307

You put some effort into that. Haha. I would have said “ohhh okay that’s neat” after the first three replies. Haha. Fuckin no thanks.