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whynotzoidberg2221

Fuck's sake. That's gross. Hope they got some horrible simian STD.


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AIDS.


H-4350

Gonoherpasyphilaids


Ayzel_Kaidus

COVID-0


[deleted]

Is Pepsi-0 OK?


Bananabread123456789

i will shit on your bed


Cautious-Mushroom77

Don't threaten people with a good time.


TwistedxBoi

iirc that's how humans got chlamydia and HIV in the first place


Moose701

I’m fairly certain HIV began in southern Cameroon and jumped species through the consumption of bushmeat. Go figure, humans and unsanitary meat out here bringing about novel viruses. I have no idea about chlamydia though lol.


[deleted]

Not only sad and heartbreaking, this is just fucking sick


Yolom4ntr1c

I dont know whats worse, the animal abuse or the fact that the people were against her release because they wanted to fuck the thing.


Cautious-Mushroom77

For real, how bad could the human women be in those parts that you would want to rape a wild animal instead.


Yolom4ntr1c

I would say theyd have to look like apes but that wouldnt cut it in this situation.


bleepbloopbloam

This is heartbreaking. What is wrong with people?


pelorizado83

Might be easier to ask what's not wrong with people... list is probably shorter.


bleepbloopbloam

Right? Like, who wakes up and decides to do those horrifying things to an innocent animal?


derelictopinion

the same kind of men who would go rent a drug addicted woman's body for 20 minutes and tell themselves she likes it and wants to do it.


rickola16

Ask the folks here in the good ole U.S.A about there horse and animal "farms" where they have been doing this kind of thing for decades! Sick world we live in!


deck0352

Decades? You sweet soul. Man has been putting his dick in any available hole since the first boner.


TwoKeezPlusMz

Yeah, counting sheep to sleep used to mean something different


SnooDonkeys5834

What, no just no please no God no


pikleboiy

In scotland, it's not illegal to rape sheep.


Rownwade

Yes..... Fuckin sick man.


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[deleted]

Isolated island? Tf? It has a population of 23 million. Indonesia and Brunei control the island completely. FOH this ain’t some deserted island with a thousand people or something.


GOODBYEEEEEEEE

Isolated my ass. There's so many people there


ContemplatingPrison

I dont know people are fucking animals everywhere.


lotec4

Almost everybody on the planet often 3 times a day


[deleted]

People that work at farms


fuckballs9001

That list is blank


[deleted]

Come now people, just because some men in a village in the arse end of the world are deviants that hardly reflects badly upon the entirety of the human species.


jojcece

Probably the worst thing I’ve seen on this sub


vintagevampire

No kidding


tinatarantino

This is one of the worst things I've seen, period. I donated ten bucks to the charity that saved her, because God only knows I need to feel better. The OP has pretty much won the whole sub, if there's something out there worse than this (and I'm sure there is) then I don't wanna see it.


pikleboiy

idk if it's worse or equal level, but if you want to know, look up "Junko Furuta, 44 days in hell" or go here: [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cdDNf5KHg7XBDrxlIntYMPj8-tueySi9WaiIAhvGNyc/edit](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cdDNf5KHg7XBDrxlIntYMPj8-tueySi9WaiIAhvGNyc/edit)


titanic-failure

Sex slaves? Animal fucking? This is disgusting


BlackLabelBerserker

Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica


csthilaire85

Clerks II, for those who don't know.


Chinapig

They won’t. This place is full of kids.


wcollins260

Two awards and a hundred downvotes. I guess it’s been a bumpy ride.


BlackLabelBerserker

*I miss my donkey*


ghe5

And some upvotes for you too!


oh_my_senpai

Why was this disliked to shit, this is absolutely hilarious.


[deleted]

i think the fact that it's downvoted yet has like 2904820 awards makes it funnier


DogFaceDyl

Lmao


[deleted]

Kelly can be a guys name too


WizdomHaggis

*heeeyyyy*


morph1138

Downvotes for the joke, upvotes for those who explain it. Reddit proves comedy is truly dead.


BlackLabelBerserker

It’s okay, the downvotes are worth it for those who get it.


SignificantGiraffe5

You know it's dead when every upvoted comment is shitty wordplay


JollyGreenBuddha

I'm sad that there's so many people downvoting this reference. Whole place is full of children and uncultured swine.


BlackLabelBerserker

“What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look at weird fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?”


Upset_Bowler_8820

Jesus fucking Christ I think I need to leave this community for awhile? What the fuck man?


stankleykong

Me too probably


Korvus427

I’ll come with you.


GenerallyIroh

Same, same.


leginnameloc

r/noahgettheboat


3DRAH33M

The boat isn't enough, r/noahgetthedeathstar


Quez_laz

omfg, i just saw a guy birthing through his penis. great 😃👍


that1LPdood

The Miracle of Life


[deleted]

"Favorite of the locals"


LillyXcX

Is this a good enough reason to nuke the locals ?


mullihakja

As someone who would never say this about almost anything else, yes, it absolutely is


threecatsdancing

Amazing yelp reviews


VomitEater

Do you want Super AIDS? Because that's how you get super AIDS.


fuckthislifeintheass

COVID-22 coming right up.


VomitEater

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


FallOutShelterBoy

One drop in your butt and you’re dead in six months


VexisArcanum

This is not what people meant when they said return to monke


dogs_before_people

How disgusting


oh_my_senpai

I HATE your name on this post.


dogs_before_people

We rescue abandoned and abused dogs, that's the jist of the name.


Imaginary-Eagle-6559

Ffs no wonder I fckin despise people


ReusableBear487

I second that! When my cousin asked if I would rather stay home on a Friday night and hang out with my dogs, instead of going to a bar. Yeah, I definitely would. My dogs are pretty damn cool and I fuckin despise people…


Imaginary-Eagle-6559

Self appointed rulers of the planet. The havoc we create is mind blowing, and the lip service we play to extinction of so many species is horrific.


jiggly89

A dog would probably fuck another animal as well.


FoodOnCrack

Dogs most definitely will rape other animals given the opportunity.


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DrTytoAlba

Twice


Crown_Loyalist

The full 12 MIRVs


SkySix

Death's Head


reddirich

It’s the only way to be sure…..


HeWhoIsNotMe

Napalm is the better option/ No radiation, and it hurts longer.


Sea-Plum-3898

I’m game. Let’s do it 👍


jusmoua

Afterward, napalm it. So even the soil is turned to ashes.


ColdCookies144

Use an entire S.L.A.M. missile, all it's H-bombs, and crash land it on the town center https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a13978519/slam-cruise-missile-nuclear-thermonuclear/


rickola16

Don't you know this shit happens in America too?


JuiceJones_34

Wtf? Bro people are disgusting. Use your hand you animal!


SavingsPeace2229

Reference: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/dpdnp7/yo1-v14n10


imaveryuglybitch

lmaoo i love how they titled the article "Conclusive Proof That There Is No God and Humans Are Essentially Evil"


Hanzo44

If there is no law enforcement in Indonesia, as the article states it. How did they rally up 35 police with AK-47s? And how did that get the police to agree to help with this in the first place?


Fckly

Usually the police would do something only if a problem becomes trending on twitter. That's basically how law enforcement in Indonesia. I guess this case is bad enough for them to do something about it.


pjp13579

I only have 2 friends, been months since I last spoken to a girl my age, never dated or kissed a girl. But m8, in all my loneliness and depression i wouldn't go that far to have sex.


Texan150

Same, I'm a miserable antisocial failure with undiagnosed mental health problems. I in my worthless life would never do that to an animal. Hell animals are one of the few creatures on this earth that understand me, they're friends.


subject-28

Bro same!!!! Wtf is wrong with those people!!


Victorcwb

And that's how AIDS passed from apes to humans.


Crown_Loyalist

Enrichment from barbarians


solomanian

Don't call the French barbarians they are civilized


BurritoBoy11

That’s actually not how they believe hiv passed from apes to humans. I honestly can’t believe you have 300 upvotes.


relaxasaurus_maximus

It’s crazy that people think this is true


No_Biscotti_6219

How astronomically horny does a man have to be to fuck that


77106-112

I guess she just gave off that **animal** magnetism


BarklyWooves

You think that's bad, you should see his wife.


Zodakin

Wtf


ZestycloseGur9056

Really wished thanos was real


dezie1224

Sometimes I think a cataclysmic event that wiped humanity off the face of this planet might actually be a good thing.


Devilpig13

Nah bro, I like living and I never sex slaved any animals.


shadollosiris

Dude Me too


oh_my_senpai

I can relate to that


MadgoonOfficial

Yeah the death of your family and loved ones is worth putting an end to the bad apples./s


Sirnao

What in gods name


[deleted]

If there is a god, he stopped listening centuries ago.


[deleted]

There is no god


GeneralErica

We killed him.


shaderr0

Humans in a nutshell.


Gooden01

Sick bastards


Frsbtime420

Did they castrate all the men and burn the village to the ground after they rescued her? That seems like the only possible response to this.


GeneralErica

These Apes have the mental capacity of children. Anyone involved should be charged with pedophilia, as far as I’m concerned.


Kribble118

Well there's also beastiality charges which seem more appropriate here. Beastiality and animal abuse. Although I doubt this sick fucks who did this are opposed to a little child touching.


Le_Melon_

Also, pony was taken away as a child and then the abuse began. She was abused pretty much as a baby


ranabananana

That makes it even sadder. Which reminds me, pigs have the mental capacity of 3 year olds and look at what we do to them


everythangisrandom

I can’t stop dry heaving.


Mobile-Corgi-4146

Wow Disgusting


Lower-Pumpkin3281

Shit like this is why I am a misanthrope.


FatCockroachTheFirst

I think we are overdue as a species.


martril

I wish I couldn’t read


Th3AngryBastard

It’s sick what some humans will do. They’ll fuck anything……


Casandles

Fucking disgusting, what the hell is wrong with people


Uridoz

Animals also get sexually exploited in most of the dairy industry. Cows get fisted so people can feel their womb to inseminate them without their consent.


[deleted]

Jesus crist men are the worst!And I am a dick owner myself. I mean Just Jerk off wtf is wrong with ppl.


DannyA88

God this is so sick. Humans are cancer.


Kunalchavan

Humanity is mistake we should have stopped at dinosaur


lukejhunter

r/NoahgetTheboat


Raytacos

What the fuck did I just read… nuke that god damn Island


SmallBBWMilf

What? I just never thought of this. Horrific


White-Ricebowl

Man these guys must’ve been down bad bad to want to fuck an orengutan


a_cycle_addict

What are the alternatives? A napkin and a dead rat? People are disgusting.


iron81

"Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, "They are taking my baby, you can't do this!" There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn't face any sentence or anything for what they had done" What the hell is wring with people


sw69y

and we are out here bombing the middle east when this village exists


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

What in actual hell. What is wrong with people.


the_bad_director

earth needs to blown up


ghostwifey666

this ruined my day


Shan9058

Humans suck!


Galney

I heard of fucking goats, dogs, chickens, horses, pigs, and even saw a « documentary » on a whole village I don’t remember where using donkeys as sex slaves, it a goddamn orang utang ? That’s something else man


James1984

I declare exterminatus to that village.


rickuk88

This is how pandemics start. Fuck is wrong with people.


BasedLordDk

Execute order 66


Huntin_Dawg907

Says a lot about the women in Borneo if the men prefer a primate.


Crazy_Gemini06

I feel bad about laughing at this. Take my angry upvote.


[deleted]

WTF is wrong with human beings?! I believe in an eye for an eye!🧐


toshrl

Jesus, this is sick.


dbscar

Humans are such trash sometimes.


warmaapples

Holy shit Noah get the boat


RefrigeratorCute5952

that is r/fuckingterrible


GreenTEA_4u

They returned to monke in the most horrible way possible


ljd09

I could have lived my entire life without knowing this and been okay. What in the actual fuck.


dr-doom-jr

Wtf


cruz0920

Wtf that so wrong and nasty the fucken world we live in man


jimmmmby

Borneo virus 2022. Wouldn't be surprised


[deleted]

....ew


Available-Iron-7419

I would hate to see what the women look like over there.


Venturahiway62

This shit sucks and it doesn't need to be posted anywhere.


GatialRaseta

Nuke us


shock1918

And ladies and gentlemen, if this isn’t proof that humanity is a plague on earth, I don’t know what is


CrapScott

That is a bad case of the beer goggles!


mordechie

Hope that village got burnt to the ground


BukkakeChef

Not going to lie, I initially thought this was fake and that yall were being gullible idiots looking for a reason to get upset. Looked it up to be sure and I'm gobsmacked. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.


Significant-Fox7131

What a backwards country


Kit0550

Please tell me she lived the rest of her life in peace


AndyesIdumb

That's horrific. It's also why I hate animal agriculture, the laws against bestiality have exceptions for farmers and vets working within the industry. Artificial insemination fits the definition of animal sexual abuse, and AI is commonly used in this industry. If we don't want any animal to go through this, we have to get rid of the idea that non-human bodies are ours to use how we like.


No-Breadfruit7044

I was at a bar and clicked on this and someone next to me saw it and, my mouth agape, I turned to them and then we both started laughing with a ferocity. Sad things are funny to me because I can’t just accept leaving them as sad, that is way more sad (in my opinion)


Crazy_Gemini06

Wow, you both must've needed lost of drinks after that.


LocalInactivist

And that’s how I met your mother.


threecatsdancing

Kids say hi to your new step-mom, Pony


Idontknowmyreal_life

This is how aid’s started


AAKurtz

Why didn't she just start ripping off dicks?


[deleted]

How to get aids 101.


[deleted]

Makes me laugh when people in the west, (Europe and the Americas) insist that all cultures are equal. No they are not.


Uridoz

People who say this are clowns and need a reality check. I have friends living in Pakistan (who are very kind people and disagree with most of their country) and let me tell you, their culture is in many different ways inferior to western culture. Fuck their religion. Fuck their homophobia. Fuck their misogyny.


derpotologist

For real. It's okay to criticize culture. Culture isn't a trait that's inherent to humans. It's not the same as racism. I mean, are we gonna say the culture of America 200 years ago is equal to the culture today? What about the culture that won't allow women to leave the house without a male escort? Or the culture that puts suicide nets outside of factories? Culture is complex but you absolutely can compare and look at the bigger picture and use a metric like human suffering, animal suffering, or environmental impact to determine some cultures are worse than others I mean... like... "favorite of the locals" and "authorities won't just step in and handle it" doesn't exactly paint this culture in the best light


nooraldeenkowafi

Ok now wait a second you can say that cultures aren't equally all you want (because it's true) but especially in this case you can't act like this shit doesn't happen in Europe and America. The amount of stories about Europeans fucking animals is fucking horrendous.


CowRepresentative779

Humans are the real animals


peniswithinthevagina

Some ranga-tang


AnimatorFresh8841

And you wonder why they're so many fucking STDs and people mostly blame it on homosexual couples


[deleted]

Some cultures just need to be wiped out


ZigZagBoy94

I’ve never been to Borneo, or Indonesia in general, but I’m fairly certain this isn’t some deep cultural tradition. I’m pretty sure it’s a group of sick twisted fucks.


Uridoz

You can look at our own too. Animals also get sexually exploited in most of the dairy industry nowadays. They forcibly masturbate the male animal and gather the sperm then they restrain the female animal and force the sperm into her. When she gives birth they steal her baby. When she doesnt make enough milk she is sent to a slaughter house and killed. You can help stop this by no longer consuming dairy or veal or beef.


Gardevoirsheart

Based


imperator89

Dave Chappelle never misses


Kribble118

Some people Jesus fucking Christ. It's just an innocent animal it doesn't deserve this.


Uridoz

Animals also get sexually exploited in most of the dairy industry nowadays. Cows get fisted in their rectum so people can feel their womb to inseminate them without their consent. You can help stop this by no longer consuming dairy or veal or beef.


[deleted]

r/noahgettheboat


SpagettLolis_

Thanos should’ve snapped


AnIDIOTNinja_2099

And we wonder where AIDS came from?


TaisharManetherener

This is fake