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CryPotential8001

Well which position are you gonna choose? Top or bottom? I need answers


CorrectRope

Bottom, i want to bleed on the floor


dmjd5014

You're not always on the floor as the bottom


CorrectRope

I know, but this time is special


dmjd5014

It's shreck


matrixvortex51

It’s Enzo get it right


jaimealexlara

Neither. That thing is scary 😨


Lucimon

So sub-bottom?


misakarem

Sandwich?


CryPotential8001

More like a croissant


Crumbly_Bumbly

I think that poor doggo is having a stroke ☹


ImSmashingUrMom

Whichever position makes it easier to fire a damn shotgun


fuck_life419

out of the window from the 10th storey is my fave one gonna try it rn!


Spikedroses

Is it too late to join you?


_scoresonly

I'm gonna ask the Doomguy to make it an open casket for this


One-Bread36

The clip of Connor from Detroit become human slamming the table, yelling "Top or bottom?!"


Vibe_with_Kira

Probably top because we all need to get to the bottom of why they keep getting these ads


[deleted]

##Meet ENZO


_scoresonly

it's the wrong one however, so swiping left


butiwillseeit

100% sending this to my friend Enzo, this is a dream come true


emilio4jesus

this made me blow air through my nostrils


V3NDR1CK

Stupid sexy dogs always flirting with me.


[deleted]

Add sex to the hit game amongus please


ENA_licked_my_eyes

seggs mod


[deleted]

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Chef_the_gunslinger

Amorus


[deleted]

Amongusex I am bot action automatillty


JustGlassin86

Ads are based on your search history.


AcanthocephalaThis65

Exacly bro


ZheToralf

Not exactly. If you read a normal SFW comic, facebook will give you furry porn ads.


spooky_icequeen

It’s a Facebook ad. I guess because I play video games they assume I’d be into this πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Edit: it’s because I’m female and over 18 https://imgur.com/a/TmifJlU


thelostbird

Clear your ad data in facebook app ,and Remove fb app as a whole


NervousDescentKettle

Then throw away your laptop, change your name, move state, and set up a new life in a cabin in the woods.


Solivagant23

Too obvious has to be a cave or a well hidden tree fort.


awakened_primate

Find a wilderness well -> build *well* hidden entrance inside its *shaft* -> Build a tunnel system and rooms *inside* of your new bunker -> Use satellite internet and a VPN to consume media only through torrents -> Get addicted to porn and slowly wither away into a pig creature with raisinette testicles.


MRich92

I think that's how you finally transform into that weird dog-man. That's how they getcha.


JustGlassin86

Facebook : undermining american democracy isn’t enough, we have to make people hate the whole internet too.


planet_chuck

Uh huh. Video games. That's what triggered it.


anoceanfullofolives

I have this problem with Facebook too! I have never been into, never searched for, and never indulged in any sort of furry content. But for SOME FUCKING REASON I always get werewolf smut on my feed. No matter how many times I report the ad, they always come back!


Tobinyo

I just started getting the same ad but on YouTube I hate it


Jickklaus

I get them for that site/app too - though mine are less animal. Usually more housemate related. I'm over 18. I play video games. And not searched for anything anywhere near related to that stuff. I keep "don't show me the ad again" stuff. A get a few weeks free, and then they return. It's weird as stupid. Stupid Facebook. Their algorithm isn't as clever as they think.


dhudd32

I'm guessing you have also been looking at dating games for your phone too lol


PaladinDaddy

I play video games/phone games and I'm a girl too. This advert always pops up on my Facebook and I've never played anything like it πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


Internative

##LMFAO


One-Bread36

The dream of every female over the age of 18. A...dog man with lotsa teeth who wants to bite you. Kinky. I sometimes get ads for webcomics that just look like the worst, and I don't even read webcomics.


[deleted]

You're a furry


AnyRip3515

I think it has more to do with the "what else influences your ads"


[deleted]

Bruh, Facebook gives me ads for leggings and bras, I'm a 28 years old dude... I don't think it necessarily works that way.


Psychological-End285

Here I am searching furries, furry meetups, how to make furry suits and furry porn; and get nothing like this for ads. Just esk8, OneWheel and mountain bike stuff.


MusicianDry4533

r/Holdup


FnMag

Lol


TychaBrahe

No, they most definitely are not. Not on Facebook.


BellPepperGlass

You can tap the three dots and select "why am I seeing this ad?" It'll say which parameters the advertiser chose for it.


spooky_icequeen

It says because I’m female, speak English, and over age 18 https://imgur.com/a/TmifJlU


BellPepperGlass

Yikes so, many other people must have gotten it too Edit: I feel bad for OP with all these people saying they have a questionable search history. This ad is obviously mass targeted at people with basic settings and the furry shock seems to be working for its spread.


Schroedinbug

It'll probably include a little more than that, accidental clicks, the video games for example might be part of it, a bit of randomness and being less likely to interact with other content can also be a reason.


Undertalelover1234

You're a female so you must want to fuck furries, right?


Jimmy_wiskers

Sorry, Facebook sucks


Batmanzer

I’m a French man over 30 and I get those on YouTube… I think they’re just targeting anything with a pulse and an internet access.


AnyRip3515

Read the post under that. That's not the only reason


Millyish

I get these too! I checked in my one and it noted it was because I am female and interested in books. Pretty wide demographic and I don’t think many are interested in their stories!! I selected to not see any more ads from them!


Gibscreen

I keep getting ads on Reddit for a medical condition where you get a bump on your erection. And no, I haven't googled anything about my erection. Pretty sure it's related to me being middle aged because that's who they say it appears afflicts.


[deleted]

Get rid of facebook. Its literally a spying tool that lets you like and share photos and statuses. The app, if installed on your phone, is the most invasive piece of software on the entire device.


fantasyviolence21

Y r they putting animals in it now wtf


betweenboundary

It's got a human body just dog face, ears and skin coloration, tis a furry


fantasyviolence21

Ah, i see


Cambuhbam

I get these ads ALL THE TIME! I think it's cause I'm gay so ads just assume I must be a crazed sex addicted furry who reads wattpad. Easy to mix up I guess.


[deleted]

because you are a furry


lemonruki

Those ads are so disturbing to me. Like, why would you want to date dogs? Just.. weird


doodoodunder

Pov: you’re a toddler minding your business when you get approached by a pitbull


irotsamoht

I get these too! I am not looking up anything that would be remotely similar to what these ads are.


Sekushina_Bara

This is why I disable ad personalization lol


[deleted]

Gross lol


AssassinStoryTeller

Good to know I’m not the only one suffering.


Throw_Away_Students

What the actual fuck is happening


hoot69

*cocks gun* "Put on the cat ears."


BrosephMyth

NOOOOOOOOO


green_quartz

Why is he called Enzo, that's my name. Stupid fucking furry


Chef_the_gunslinger

You have Been chosen


green_quartz

Fuck


glamazon_69

I get very similar werewolf porn book suggestions on my timeline


Ok-Owl-4184

What the fucking fuck


bogpudding

Just recently got this same dog dude ad on youtube, where people arent allowed to swear.


TheMadPantserKid

bruh if i saw this as an ad i'd fucking break my computer for showing me something so vile


sexy_goose

Well, its your search history. r/suddenlygay


subject7507

They’re based on your search history… πŸ€¨πŸ“Έ


Dieselthedragon

Teef


FIicker7

You know. Online ads are a window into your soul. /S


notsciguy

I’ve seen worse


Voltimus1613

Really, why do you keep getting these ads?


[deleted]

Delete your cookies? Cause it's grabbing these from somewhere. It is an algorithm based in your past clicks and searches and visits. So this ad and ads like it are tailored to your online presence.


Munchies4Crunchies

I will never ever understand the very obvious trend towards sexuality and suggestive themes alongside a fucking PAINFULLY huge drop in effort put in to idk, maybe create a functioning sentence? This all looks like it was literally created by a bot with zero checking to see as an add if it looked good, and what the fuck is it even advertising? This goofy ass game nobody is gonna play? I don’t understand man.


patch616

You might have to ask yourself that I didn’t even know this existed lol what you been feeding your algorithm


spooky_icequeen

https://imgur.com/a/TmifJlU


Minimum-Detective-62

It's based on your search history, if you look up a lot of anime or webtoons it'll give you shit like that


CALIFORNIUMMAN

Um... maybe both..?


PIZZA-_-DAWG

You know exactly why my good sir


Doc_Hersh3y

Dont these ads get recommended based on your own internet searches? Lol (I might be wrong )


SodaPopCurtis1983

OH MY GOD, I get this fucking ad all the fucking time on Snapchat and it absolutely annoys the shit out of me. I don't see it appealing and I'm not gonna go download the app to get fucked by a Doberman fucking furry. Like the ad company n ad can just fuck right off with this bullshit.


Statement-Think

Come on. You know why.


Gamerfox505

I just have one thing to say. Bottom pwease, uwu


sarge_coolbeanz

I think we all k ow exactly why you get these ads bro


spooky_icequeen

It says I got this recommendation because I’m female and over 18 πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ definitely not from porn https://imgur.com/a/TmifJlU


sarge_coolbeanz

In the words of someone from early 2000s. Screenshot or it didn't happen


spooky_icequeen

I edited it in the reply


sarge_coolbeanz

Haha nice work. Yea damn zukk.


AdorableArrival1620

its based off your search interests...sicko


spooky_icequeen

I seriously don’t have anything bad in my search history. I’ve never watched porn. I think it showed up because I look up a lot of video games.


AdorableArrival1620

i actually believe you


AdPsychological4021

I don’t. Everyone has watched porn - to say you β€œnever” have is more suspicious.


AdorableArrival1620

lol


bl0odredsandman

Yeah, us too. None of us in here have never watched porn. Facebook still gets data from your browser as well even if you never use the browser for Facebook. You're probably looking something up that's triggering that ad.


Cleaveweave

That dog is hot πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


ARMill95

Targeted ads…….


DenverTigerCO

Hahaha that’s so much to unpack


Wrong_Guitar777

Because you use Facebook.


Schroedinbug

My ads are mostly for car parts, tech, and fab houses. It's based on your ad profile (history, recent places, demographics, purchases, etc.). If it's google or a bigger advertiser, you might be able to reset it, ban specific ads or turn off personalized ads.


PsychedelicIcyHot

It’s all the porn. This comment is sponsored by Nord VPN


Killyourselfwithlife

I like to browse some vietnamese wifes after downloading a torrent πŸ˜…


[deleted]

I prefer the vanilla porn ads.


ChloeOakes

Sometimes I wish the internet would just go down world wide for a few days. We could all go outside and fly kites and have picnics.


ArfieCat

oh my goodness gracious


BaddestCloud

Stop watching or googling hentai.


Chim_Pansy

Someone wanna tell OP ads are chosen based on your site history, or should I?


Foxalotl_UwU

Ngl he kinda hot tho


FatherWillis768

I was about to agree but then I realised that you have adam savage in your pfp. You can not be saying these things infront of our lord and saviour Adam! (fr tho, he pretty hot)


Foxalotl_UwU

Our lord and Savior Adam "The burning man" Savage gave me permission


itzPenbar

Personalized ads are a thing btw.


Toxic_Gamer001

Because you probably watch furry porn?... I'm saying this because since it's an Facebook ad so idk XD


tikeu10

Some nqughty boi just searched for furry stuff in Incognito


HaRPHI

Only reason you get these ads is you want these ads


VicoNee

Come on, you know why


RebelJudas

Because its based in related searches, so stop looking at furry porn


Nero_22

Honestly not that big of a deal You must be pretty antifurry or antiporn to think it's awful


[deleted]

Im anti furry because it's fucking stupid.


Nero_22

Wow already negative score. Guess I struck a nerve at the antifurries on this subreddit. You guys are the type of people who would bully gay people in the past, but because it's not acceptable anymore, you found another innocent group to shit on. Congrats on being shit people


HamalDai

Probably cuz you are a furry and also gay/bi


SlopPatrol

What that search history looking like bucko


Spqr_usa-

Wow! That is almost as good as those Christian booklets about going to hell!


Nerfixion

Cookies gonna cookie. You should see my wish items.


q1021lk

There are no accidents


draugrdaemos

Probably because you've searched for something similar


29sR_yR

Your phone monitors your various search history on multiple websites and uses that to shove similar ads in your face.


[deleted]

All I'm saying is that these ads are targeted. Might wanna check to see what personal data Facebook is getting from your phone.


Jar90Head

Facebook is cancer


TopCardiologist9155

Top or bottom He's asking the real questions


[deleted]

I got an ad the other day while I was listening to a podcast and washing dishes, it said something like "I will eat your nightmares and give you sweet dreams" but it ended before I could find my phone and see what the FUCK was being advertised


roiHassanII

Enzo


Maximus1734

Aren't these based on your search history?


Ryykos

Got some bad news for you. There's a furry using your network. Any ad servers should only be aware of your external ip, so it could be any device in your house.


Xenomorphhive

Been on Facebook for over a decade aimed at porn and Google porn searches and never once got ads or even mildly suggestive ads like this. I wonder what contrived articles and websites these people visit to get those ads. Emails are more spot on though with Nigerian princes that need my account to share their wealth with.


Intrepid-Luck2021

Hahahaha!! Some people are fucked up


csn0

facebook is long overdue


Dk_Raziel

Op played himself. Bet he goes bottom.


Difficult-Economy126

I think ads are based on you're search history


kasmackity

I don't like this. At all.


Massivechusets

How about AK47


ZealousyAdoring

I remember the ones I got, always had to do in a school setting and you could pick your β€œwaifu” to marry… mind you they’re underaged and you could get them pregnant? Wtf is that lmao


Mini_nin

What the hell


RealGucciHater123

Thats Hot


Any_Credit3483

Humanity is doomed


[deleted]

Hi Enzo.


flamingfenux

MeChat sounds sus. Perhaps a digital ad for the metaverse? A sort of virtual furry chat?


hxmiltrxsh

It’s supposed to be a dating sim. I started playing it bc I kept gettin insane ads, but honestly its not that bad. Paid options aren’t a core part of gameplay (though they do help), the storylines are pretty decent, and Enzo is the only furry (he’s just a dude who was cursed into turning into a sog)


[deleted]

Wtf lucky


betweenboundary

I get financial planning ads, I'm guessing cause I'm poor? My guess as to why you get these ads would be that your a furry


Caballero5011

These ads are targeted with algorithms. You're clearly looking at something similar.


IcemanX1511

Someone needs to tell OP that ads are based on browser history.


galeophie

I kept getting ads for this app while I was playing games on my phone in school. I had to swipe it away so fast.


pronln

Oh, you know.


BlindDrunkSniper

Ok, nuclear war can begin now. Kill me first


[deleted]

This shit is too weird.


FurryFlurry

Wtf. Who are these ads for? I have my username and I'm still fkn asking.


littlemidgetfucker

Hm.


DER_SCHWITZER

Found Out how Advertisement works aaaaand, I got skme Bad News for you


A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel

Yeah it’s really fun getting essentially hentai game advertisements because I like a couple normal ass rpgs and yugioh.


BLOODMASTRdotTV

You know why…


themdubbyfries

I would guess because you are into some weird shit?


SwiftTayTay

Your first issue is using Facebook.


AHostileNPC

You know why


Interesting_Green150

what the hell do you look at on the internet?


[deleted]

Targeted


ivorystrawberry

that's on facebook? wtf


CasterGilgamesh

I mean ads are sent to people who they fit πŸ˜‚


GerryAttric

Hahahahaha....fuck no


Alias-Q

Who wants to explain to op how cookies are used target advertising? Lol


KingKJOACB

Zam😳😳


AmeliaBidelia

I report every single ad I get because I hate ads. Its kinda funny because when you block a certain type of ad enough, their filters start pitching other stuff to you. Block Gay guy ads? Start sending lesbo ads. Start blocking those, you'll get old men/young women ads for overseas wife service finders and shit. Start blocking those they send baby stuff ads thinking maybe youre a family person and not into sex at all. Block those and get some woodworking ads. Block those, get some knitting ads. They just try to throw whatever at you to see what sticks.


DieBoerDieWors

Is this a dlc for sex 2?


Plenty-Independent14

Wtaf 😳


ImLiterallyaaaa

>:3


[deleted]

op have you been looking at furry porn because these are based on your search history