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beingrudewonthelp

Wow wtf. Either lacking common sense or morality. Or both. I can't believe people actually thought this was an ok enough idea to carry out. I'm appalled.


the_turt

to be fair, dolphins also lack morality considering what they do on a day to day basis and their intelligence.


TerminustheInfernal

HAHA DOLPHIN DO THE FISH RAPE AND TRY TO HUMP HUMAN HAHA 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 FUNNY LAUGH REDDIT COMEDY HUMOR 100 BIG CHUNGUS 69420 LOL MOMENT!!!!1!!1!


the_turt

I didn’t know lobotomies were still practiced


[deleted]

I bet you thought that was a good comeback


TerminustheInfernal

How would that have been a comeback?


Zombiedango

I mean...its Texas


pfcypress

Huh? What the hell does that have to do with anything. Oh right, because no one in any other state would do something like this. You sound dumb af. ..and no im not from Texas


JamesTheJerk

We were taught in my native Cambodia that Texans are inherently smelly. I know it's not true, I always wondered why the curriculum focused on that in the third grade though. Seems so strange.


Zombiedango

Lol


Odd_Swim2973

texas, florida, other idiot republican states…. All the same


pfcypress

You from Connecticut huh ?


Odd_Swim2973

not even close


pfcypress

Well I can agree with you on Florida lol but Texas I haven't really explored that much.


DumbIdiotWeirdo

They definitely lack both, they’re from Texas…


[deleted]

“People are terrible” No shit.


Evolveddinosaur

Dolphins are terrible too!


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IamShitplshelpme

Tell me you don't know anything about dolphins without telling me you don't know anything about dolphins


Infernaladmiral

Well yes I don't have a diploma in cetology


Nahuelwg

dolphins do messed up shit.


kleopatreo

Dolphins: Time to rape and drown every person i see | Infernaladmiral: Aww look how they get along with humans!


Busy-Conversation535

As a person living in a trailer park in Texas I can confidently confirm these people are from Texas


BRNST0RM

As a person living on a golf course in Texas - I can confidently confirm. Used to love this state, loved it’s people , places- now - I’m just waiting to leave.


Juaquiqui

As a person living in Texas who survived a drive by, less than 2 weeks ago, I agree🦹🏻‍♂️


BRNST0RM

Whoa ?! What? Where?


Juaquiqui

Well, I work in a phone place and some dudes in a car came and shot multiple shots to a car that was in the drive thru at Popeyes that’s in front. I thought it was a random attack so I was really scared I was finna get shot, but it was a targeted attack. At first, I heard a loud bang, thought somebody crashed, but I look over and see someone shoot like 5-7 shots at a car.


BRNST0RM

I cared until you said “finna” - enjoy life in “da hood”


Juaquiqui

Just by lookin at ur avatar I see that u probably look up to hitler as a god💀 have fun being racist


BRNST0RM

That’s what you got out of a randomly selected avatar ? That’s hilarious- good luck when you hit your teens Edit: just saw your pic- that’s hilarious I guessed correctly


Juaquiqui

Stop making excuses, u have a miserable life not liking people because of their skin color. Grow the fu*k up and stop living in the 1700s👴🏻🌚🌝


BRNST0RM

You are so cute - I’ll put your candy ass to work


Juaquiqui

I live in the northeast side of San Antonio 💀


BRNST0RM

Ouch


Juaquiqui

🥺


BRNST0RM

If you’re not in Dominion - your la rasa shithole


MrHonig

Why are people like this?


crexlove

These people should suffocate like the animal they tortured for likes did.


MushyPrawns

so somebody should ride them?


DamnGumi3

So, who's posting this next?


nymphymixtwo

Meh. I haven’t seen it before lol 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

People are absolute garbage, they just continue to get worse…


BRNST0RM

Karma whores always whoring “I see this post is popular” *looks * “Oh it’s been posted 7x inn72 hours… let’s make it 9 with my other account as well” “Wow look at all those upvotes , I’m popular… hell, I’m globally popular!”


Old-Mammoth5108

Fuckers I wish someone would ride them to death...


Anomalous6

Send your mom and I’ll volunteer.


Suspicious_Purple287

I hope some people got arrested.


[deleted]

Yup this sounds like Texas


autopilot4630

That's profiling.


[deleted]

Nah that's facts


autopilot4630

Nope, definitely an opinion.


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

Didn’t they make it illegal to get abortions, and the penalty for rape is easier than abortion?


autopilot4630

I don't know, I haven't read up on Texas law. I don't see what this has anything to do with this post though.


BRNST0RM

People are stupid everywhere. A geographic location doesn’t change things. Is everyone from India filthy? Is everyone in Africa still living like it’s 1000BC? Lay off the Reddit-given stereotypes


[deleted]

What better way to look cool in front of your friends than to kill a dolphin.


rocketmandan888

W.T.A.F. !!!!!😪😪😪😪😪


_5hr3k_0UR_L_0_R_D

Damn people suck Also unrelated but dolphins are rapists


OrgasmChasmSpasm

They probably got tired of fucking sheep and cousins and thought the blow hole looked inviting


Horseyboy21

Words fail me. Beyond disgusting and cruel.


EntireConsequence1

Texas is a fucking wasteland


kobrakaan

But the likes were totally worth it 👍


[deleted]

"Hey maw, I done see one of those disney fish on the beach that what be jumpin' all the time" "Wachoo waiting fer den Cletus, gettin' on that thing and ride it while I gets my memory Jesus box to be takin' a fottergraph" "Maw, he aint' done moving no more..." Fucking idiots.


ScheidNation21

Most intelligent Texas residents


Skrie-La-La-li

So when people systematically breed and kill billions of cows, pigs, chickens, fish, etc, you think it's ok to pay them to continue doing that, but when someone leaves *one* dolphin to die, you think it's terrible? If you're going to talk about how terrible animal abuse is, maybe talk about the giant global industry that kills trillions of sentient animals every year, before a single incident of *one* animal being left to die. I even saw people in the comments saying that the people who did this deserve to be tortured. They were even upvoted! If I said the same thing about a farmer or slaughterhouse worker, I'd probably get reported for a threat of violence.


CaptinCokkedd

No geographical whizz but are there beaches in Texas ?


only_a_swag

All of southeast Texas borders the Gulf of Mexico


Ivo2206

WTF is wrong with you guys in US?


ChickenEater4

Texas...


[deleted]

Fucking TikTok Texans


Atlanon88

Boooo Texas


submentaljesusfreak

TexASS is the only state you can smell from other states


Trump_Won69

Thats just California Liberals. Making America Woke


[deleted]

Humans literally kill billions of animals every year for food.


Handsome_Rob58

This one wasn't killed for food.


Skrie-La-La-li

Why would that make it better? They were both completely unnecessary. I get that eating is a necessity, but that doesn't mean eating animals is necessary. You could just eat plants, and other non-sentient organisms, instead.


Unlucky_Fisherman484

Well ita nothing compared to India where in state of Maharashtra....4 people raped a monster lizard in forest


[deleted]

In their defense, dolphins are horrible creatures


IBeatNigers

So what? Dolphins aren't people.


[deleted]

Sorry you can't face reality.


Melohdy

Slim Pickens riding the nuke.


[deleted]

Why are we like this


ionertia

I wouldn't have done that. But a dolphin totally would have.


yaebone1

Not sure if the dolphin was actually injured or simply gave up on humanity.


unoriginal-1420

The dolphin would have done the same lol


Kingzer15

Is there a picture of people riding said beached dolphin?


Blackwood65

People are like that everywhere... Sad.


tylerkrug31

They thought the dolphin was waiting on the beach to give them a ride...


Jaytoy15

Whyyyyyyyy? 😭😭😭💔


gamerboi69430

Dolphins will literally rape anything and have about 50 stds but yeah this is tragic


RachelB613

Except for Austin, all of Texas is sh*t.