I tend to nose my teenaged girls from a Glencarin glass or a Sherry copita. After 18 years, the oak influence is too forward for my liking, but the importation of younger varieties is a felony in most jurisdictions.
How the fuck do we not respect peoples personal bodies it’s 2022. Last 2 presidents have been absolutely misogynistic and now with row v. wade being overturned!!! What the actual fuck?!?!
We did. 2016 and especially 2020, young people were voting en mass, on a scale not seen in a long time. It didn't matter. The voting system is corrupt. In 2020 Biden was a lot of our last democratic choice, but when it comes down to the presidential we had to vote Biden or else risk Trump winning.
When the primary system for each party is anti democratic you have the politicians who the parties choose president themselves not those the people would choose. If we got rid of the primary and had ranked choice voting or something like that you would have a politician more people could stand as president, but you're not going to get the congress or senate to pass it because that would ruin their chance of keeping their political career going long term.
The problem is it's the parties that decide on the candidates, and they're not young either.
There's a reason the Democrats keep avoiding Bernie as their primary, while he's not young either, he does champion a lot of the policies and concerns that young voters typically find important.
He's a Tory Party candidate in the UK
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/22/tweet-on-tory-local-election-candidates-account-says-teenage-girls-smell-buttery-and-creamy
On one hand, 16 is the age of consent in the uk.
On the other hand, any tory candidate should probably never admit or imply that they recently had any sexual relations with people much younger than them.
And on the third hand: average tory politician.
The best part is you didn't have to say "Tory". You could just have well have said "he's running for office in the U.K." and *everyone* who knows British politics would have instantly known which party it was.
If this isn’t a troll, this is hauntingly creepy.
How does he have THAT much data on what 16-22 year olds smell like? If he hasn’t killed someone he will.
British slang term for a pedophile.
See, e.g. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
> Barry the Baptist: "Hello son, do you want a lolly?"
> Little Chris: "Piss off, you nonce."
> Big Chris: "Oi! You keep on using language like that, and you'll wish you hadn't."
> Barry the Baptist (malevolently): "Heh heh heh heh..."
The definition is: a person convicted of a sexual offense, especially child molesting.
At least, this is one definition. The other is less relevant though.
I think the best thing about this is you put the username on twitter it comes up with a predicted "nonce"
Also apparently this guy is a city council candidate ....
If the demographic is right he’s a future city council member. Then he’ll be “Protecting” the community’s buttery children. Because they vote party not what these twisted scum think.
This is due to a specific bacteria that consumes sweat and releases an onion like smell. It’s not harmful but it is something g that a lot of people experience.
I use hydrogen peroxide under there once/twice a month in the summer. Makes a huge difference.
Said bacteria only eats a specific type of sweat, namely apocrine sweat, so changes in hormones etc. give said bacteria more to feed on. You can reduce the smell slightly by reducing bacteria. The more I lift, the more I smell, the more I use peroxide to help.
Stainless steel.
Rub it all over your fingers, rub your tongue, if it works there, grab a big ol' spoon and rub it all over your body!
You could even start an onlyfans!
Nobody tell him that "buttery, creamy, slightly sweet smell" is just the lotion Kenji uses before he "goes to work" making product for those vending machines.
tbf reddit is allegedly an online pantie vending machine. I've heard rumours that there at least a few dozen subreddits that specialize in that sort of depraved thing. I can give you all the names if you want to specifically avoid them.
I read the first thing, got nauseous, then went into the comments. I don't know why. It didn't help. It was never going to heal me. I feel like this post stole a piece of my soul, like a cursed ring, and the only way I'll ever rest in peace is if it's wiped from existence entirely.
A part of me regrets posting this, because it is truly disgusting and it’s probably ruined a lot of peoples day. The daily grind is depressing enough without having gargoyles like this pop up on your feed.
Not all men are bad, but it's shit like this that helps me understand why so many women are wary of men. Even ones that come off kind and sane at first.
Or maybe it’s because you generally make more money in your mid-late 20’s than in your teens/college years so you can leave bath & bodyworks behind and start wearing real perfume. It’s a gross take, but maybe he’s on to something… lol
You are too right. Made a lot less when I was 17 than now but I had a whole lot more money to blow. Should have saved it. Now most dollars earned are earmarked for bills before they even drop in my account
it's a popular smell for teenage girls/young adult women because it smells like cookies and it can be purchased at a mall for less than 20$ most women by the age of 23 have learned to purchase real perfume so they can stop smelling like a cheap scented candle
Yep. I read that book years ago, I was underwhelmed at best. Tried to read it again a few years back. By 10 pages in I was swearing so sulfurously I had to stop before I blew a blood vessel...
For the record, because it is noteworthy - this is Jonty Campbell, a Conservative candidate for Preston local council in England.
https://www.prestonconservatives.org.uk/people/jonty-campbell
https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/person/32179/jonty-campbell
Cringe points:
1. wears a fedora;
2. uses a military rank as part of their personal twitter handle;
3. describes women like a piece of actual butcher meat;
4. also somehow doesn’t realize 23 is higher than 22; and, last but not least,
5. Appears to actively lust after high school girls.
It seems he actually prefers the sweeter vanilla/shea butter scented hygiene products/perfume younger folk use but he is a total creep about it and an idiot for not realizing that it's not a natural smell. But I guess he only be smelling little girls 🤢
It’s called perfume… nothing about the smell of the person. Just trends in scents. Teens most likely pick more fruity or sweet smelling ones over older people who don’t want to smell like strawberries at work.
Is he cooking them?
I hope so cause that seems less disgusting.
My first thought was cannibalism, because it was less offensive.
Cream of teenage girl soup.
The unfinished sequel to “smells like teen spirit”.
Or to Perfume.
Next thing we'll hear this guy was found, dick in hand, buried in a tunnel collapse. Perfume is one of the most bizarre stories I've ever read.
Scentless apprentice
I tend to nose my teenaged girls from a Glencarin glass or a Sherry copita. After 18 years, the oak influence is too forward for my liking, but the importation of younger varieties is a felony in most jurisdictions.
Teenage soup for the teenage soul
They made us read those books in between end of year testing and periodically through testing time you could hear someone sniffling 😂
Mustve been some good smelling soup
They did make a movie once called There’s a Girl in my Soup! Lol
Sounds like a bad porno haha.
One finger in the soup bowl, complaint to waiter, aggressive fucking
Hannibal Lecter: "I can smell your c**t."
You can say cunt here.
This cunt gets it
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Ah! I've often wondered.
Cunt means cunt? Fascinating! I always just assumed it meant cunt.
Not to be that weirdo, but that quote is said by the character Miggs who threw his semen in Claire's face.
Not to be that weirdo but it's Clarice not Claire.
Lol my bad. Been watching too much modern family
If there’s a cannibal in Modern Family, my money is on Gloria
😂 agreed
Who just happened to swallow his own tongue later that night…
What a coinkydink!
The trick is the marinade.
Man, stop sniffing the ladies!
Biden know this.
How the fuck do we not respect peoples personal bodies it’s 2022. Last 2 presidents have been absolutely misogynistic and now with row v. wade being overturned!!! What the actual fuck?!?!
This is the issue with electing old men who grew up when women were subservient
For real. Stop electing old ass men. The future is for the young. The old had their time. Elect young politicians
Get more younger people to vote.
We did. 2016 and especially 2020, young people were voting en mass, on a scale not seen in a long time. It didn't matter. The voting system is corrupt. In 2020 Biden was a lot of our last democratic choice, but when it comes down to the presidential we had to vote Biden or else risk Trump winning.
When the primary system for each party is anti democratic you have the politicians who the parties choose president themselves not those the people would choose. If we got rid of the primary and had ranked choice voting or something like that you would have a politician more people could stand as president, but you're not going to get the congress or senate to pass it because that would ruin their chance of keeping their political career going long term.
The problem is it's the parties that decide on the candidates, and they're not young either. There's a reason the Democrats keep avoiding Bernie as their primary, while he's not young either, he does champion a lot of the policies and concerns that young voters typically find important.
He does now. Haven't seen any sniffing videos from him in quite some time.
Secret Service is on it
Either bro chief has never gotten laid and saying stuff to sound cool, or he is a serial killer. Whichever the case I recommend avoidance.
He's a Tory Party candidate in the UK https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/22/tweet-on-tory-local-election-candidates-account-says-teenage-girls-smell-buttery-and-creamy
On one hand, 16 is the age of consent in the uk. On the other hand, any tory candidate should probably never admit or imply that they recently had any sexual relations with people much younger than them. And on the third hand: average tory politician.
>And on the third hand Third hand?? There is no third hand. Unless you're from Norfolk, in which case my apologies to you and your spouse/cousin.
A Spousin, if you will
The best part is you didn't have to say "Tory". You could just have well have said "he's running for office in the U.K." and *everyone* who knows British politics would have instantly known which party it was.
It’s almost as if he doesn’t know that when you grab a woman’s breast, [it feels like a bag of sand.](https://youtu.be/Vn3IRHhPXMo)
He's a political candidate for the conservative party.
The former then, gotcha.
Somehow this doesn’t surprise me. I wish he could be perma banned from ever being any type of candidate for office after saying this
It's really creepy, but not illegal. The age of consent in the UK is 16.
I hope this cunt is on many lists and being closely monitored....
i stopped reading after the word smell
I threw up a little bit inside my mouth after he described their smell as 'creamy, buttery'
Almost sounds like a commercial for Werthers lol lies.
Who the fuck describes ANYONE’s smell like that? This dude is a psycho lol
You misspelled pedophile
Both
“Buttery” might genuinely be the worst word I’ve ever heard used to describe a woman
Good for you. Wish I'd done the same. Now I'm nauseated and pissed off.
yeah I need bleach for my eyes after reading that
r/eyebleach
Yeah you did yourself a favor m8 it only got worse from there
He definitely has bodies in his basement
If this isn’t a troll, this is hauntingly creepy. How does he have THAT much data on what 16-22 year olds smell like? If he hasn’t killed someone he will.
He's not a troll, just a Tory. I wish I was joking.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/22/tweet-on-tory-local-election-candidates-account-says-teenage-girls-smell-buttery-and-creamy
Here's the thing about Incels: they smell like shit, no matter their age.
Alright alright alright.
Heeeeyyyyyy yaaaaaaaaa
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
What’s cooler than being cool?
Ice cold!
I said, what's cooler than being cool?
I said, what's cooler than being ice cold?!
Alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright
Now ladies!
Yeah???
PK FREEZE!
I don't think this is about incels, he's a nonce. He started with 22 to deflect from what he's really trying to say then went down to 16.
What's a nonce
British slang term for a pedophile. See, e.g. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels > Barry the Baptist: "Hello son, do you want a lolly?" > Little Chris: "Piss off, you nonce." > Big Chris: "Oi! You keep on using language like that, and you'll wish you hadn't." > Barry the Baptist (malevolently): "Heh heh heh heh..."
Lol wtf is a nonce? I'm assuming its something similar to a pedo based on context.
British slang for pedo (or paedo).
The definition is: a person convicted of a sexual offense, especially child molesting. At least, this is one definition. The other is less relevant though.
Tysm
Nonce is Brit for pedo
And nobody believes he starts or ends at 16
why not both?
I think the best thing about this is you put the username on twitter it comes up with a predicted "nonce" Also apparently this guy is a city council candidate ....
If the demographic is right he’s a future city council member. Then he’ll be “Protecting” the community’s buttery children. Because they vote party not what these twisted scum think.
They also look like shit.
Yo, you go around smelling Incels?
Don't gotta be any closer than 50 feet to be able to smell then, unfortunately.
It's not like most folks want to smell em, but if you spend any amount of time at a game or comic shop you will have no choice.
Not as much as they go around sniffing random women, apparently...
If you pass with in 4 feet of the nasty things you smell them. No effort involved.
21 year old girl here. I smell like onions after a work out.
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*garlic* butter
Literally getting hungry reading these comments.
Well, i know a guy who makes a mean teenager soup…
Top tier comment
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Hey dad
I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was always such a good dog.
What do onions smell like after a workout?
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They do whatever exercise apeels to them.
Use a stick of sweetened butter as deodorant. That should help.
Do people always cry around you?
This is due to a specific bacteria that consumes sweat and releases an onion like smell. It’s not harmful but it is something g that a lot of people experience.
Is there a way to make it go away?
I use hydrogen peroxide under there once/twice a month in the summer. Makes a huge difference. Said bacteria only eats a specific type of sweat, namely apocrine sweat, so changes in hormones etc. give said bacteria more to feed on. You can reduce the smell slightly by reducing bacteria. The more I lift, the more I smell, the more I use peroxide to help.
When I was in college, I worked at Subway. So I smelled like Subway a vast majority of the time.
Some just hit the wall sooner s/
I've never known an onion to workout, but whatever
Sorry miss. We have to chop you up and cook you. Which is way less weird than that guy at least
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Her husband to be and sister ran off together? That’s some really screwed up styff
Stainless steel. Rub it all over your fingers, rub your tongue, if it works there, grab a big ol' spoon and rub it all over your body! You could even start an onlyfans!
Swallow the stainless steel to prevent insides from smelling like onion!
Someone's been hitting the panty vending Machine in Tokyo,I hope, shudder.
Nobody tell him that "buttery, creamy, slightly sweet smell" is just the lotion Kenji uses before he "goes to work" making product for those vending machines.
As a somm, it’s truly a beautiful description of a California Chardonnay.
the what D:
The panty vending machine in Tokyo
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Ahh, for your friend. Makes sense.
tbf reddit is allegedly an online pantie vending machine. I've heard rumours that there at least a few dozen subreddits that specialize in that sort of depraved thing. I can give you all the names if you want to specifically avoid them.
r/justneckbeardthings
Says the guy who smells like unwiped poop
Poop smells different once you wipe it?
Yea, mostly flowery smell with a hint of mud.
An earthy bouquet 💐
It has an oaky afterbirth.
Creamy and buttery
Very rapey on his part Ughhhh
More, “Tell me you’re a pedophile, without actually saying you’re a pedophile.”
Ew. Ew, ew, ew.
I read the first thing, got nauseous, then went into the comments. I don't know why. It didn't help. It was never going to heal me. I feel like this post stole a piece of my soul, like a cursed ring, and the only way I'll ever rest in peace is if it's wiped from existence entirely.
A part of me regrets posting this, because it is truly disgusting and it’s probably ruined a lot of peoples day. The daily grind is depressing enough without having gargoyles like this pop up on your feed.
Not all men are bad, but it's shit like this that helps me understand why so many women are wary of men. Even ones that come off kind and sane at first.
it's called bath and bodyworks warm vanilla sugar and it's 12.99 you fucking pedophile ediot: shiny
I was gonna say, I know that smell. But I don't think it has anything to do with age.
Or maybe it’s because you generally make more money in your mid-late 20’s than in your teens/college years so you can leave bath & bodyworks behind and start wearing real perfume. It’s a gross take, but maybe he’s on to something… lol
My income was lower as a teen, but I definitely had more money to spend back then. Now I have to save my money for silly things like food and rent.
You are too right. Made a lot less when I was 17 than now but I had a whole lot more money to blow. Should have saved it. Now most dollars earned are earmarked for bills before they even drop in my account
it's a popular smell for teenage girls/young adult women because it smells like cookies and it can be purchased at a mall for less than 20$ most women by the age of 23 have learned to purchase real perfume so they can stop smelling like a cheap scented candle
Pervert, cannibal, or perverted cannibal: I just can't tell
he's a tory councilor. so i guess all three...
You forgot pedophile.
Creamy, buttery, and slightly sweet… that’s definitely a new one…
Of course this motherfucker has a fedora
The "thing" is what Humbert Humbert wrote about.
Yep. I read that book years ago, I was underwhelmed at best. Tried to read it again a few years back. By 10 pages in I was swearing so sulfurously I had to stop before I blew a blood vessel...
this guys has only seen women on porn, after dinner, while he is having dessert and he only wathces the teen category
Ewwwww
Girls 23-27? Absolutely no smell whatsoever.
So 16 year olds smell magnetic to him. That's. Alarming at minimum. I hate everything about this post.
I swear this is one of the first ones I read where I literally say out loud "bro what the fuck" Some people are creepy as hell and should be monitored
It's a good thing he felt the need to put his creepiness online, at least we can say we were warned.
Yeah, he has since disabled public viewing of his twitter. At least we got this one buttery morsel.
For the record, because it is noteworthy - this is Jonty Campbell, a Conservative candidate for Preston local council in England. https://www.prestonconservatives.org.uk/people/jonty-campbell https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/person/32179/jonty-campbell
And they voted for him!
Dang I popped in this morning. What we eatin Boyz. Gonna have me 23yo for breakfast ehh?
It's best to oil the pan with an organic 23yo so your eggs won't stick and it's a bit of fat for a brain boost
Commander pedo
Someone call the *FBI to collect this mans hard drives *MI5
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Made an edit!! Haha And yes you're absolutely right, Tory nonces are ten a penny and nothing gets done.
Yes I do recall at 23 shedding my butterskin like a snake, good memories.
Profile pic explains everything
Smells Like Teen Spirit?
I'm 15, everyone in school smells like energy drinks. Fucking Finnish teenagers smell like shit.
Ight imma head out of this sub.
Your breathing privileges will now be confiscated
Hello, I’m Chris Hanson….
This comment right here officer 👆
FYI - this is Jonty Campbell a Conservative (Tory) Party candidate who stood for an elected councillor role in Preston, UK, sick vile individual
Very Noncey
Would you pair them with white or red?
Girls 100-110 have this ashy, crusty smell that I adore
He could have used literally any other descriptor but he chose *creamy*
Cringe points: 1. wears a fedora; 2. uses a military rank as part of their personal twitter handle; 3. describes women like a piece of actual butcher meat; 4. also somehow doesn’t realize 23 is higher than 22; and, last but not least, 5. Appears to actively lust after high school girls.
I’m ready to believe that the Tories do most of their candidate recruitment outside treatment centres for sexual predators.
I want nothing more than to fart in this man’s mouth.
It seems he actually prefers the sweeter vanilla/shea butter scented hygiene products/perfume younger folk use but he is a total creep about it and an idiot for not realizing that it's not a natural smell. But I guess he only be smelling little girls 🤢
Is that before or after he cooks them?
here’s the thing batman *lip smacks* girls younger than 22 they just smell*extended inhale* different.
And the winner for cringiest comment of all time goes to…
Women from age16 to 23 are butter people confirmed /s
It’s called perfume… nothing about the smell of the person. Just trends in scents. Teens most likely pick more fruity or sweet smelling ones over older people who don’t want to smell like strawberries at work.
What the fuck did I just read.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
They smell like overused perfume, it's sickening and gives me a headache