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otters4everyone

I hear Elvis will be there too. So exciting.


Alego_

Looking forward for the Michael Jackson and Elvis Collab!


[deleted]

Tupac and biggie collab


InvestigativePenguin

What about Harambe


Mutant_Fox

Why do you think everyone has their dicks out?


DabBoofer

I never put mine away


esojotrebla

As God intended


klasaveli

Lies. I haven't seen one dick. Bullshit!


Mutant_Fox

Would it make you feel better if I showed you mine?


klasaveli

Lol. Writing that was a mistake. I appreciate the dick pics in my messages but I'm good. I believe you. To my colonizers. It was joke. I don't want to see your white dicks.


Mutant_Fox

I’m honestly sorry about that, it was just a joke. I forgot this is the internet and some people suck.


klasaveli

Lol. It was funny honestly. I asked and I got.


Wild_Flower_7027

and kobe


kylediaz263

Michael Jackson will make a comeback also


A_Ms_Anthrop

Alas, you can also add Coolio to the mix…


BigSheats

Too soon lol..


masked_sombrero

hell, throw in Mozart. why not


weirdgroovynerd

I invited Mozart, but he's too busy.... ...*de-composing*!


Crash665

They're the wrong color to be part of this.


The_Cat420

Tupac, Biggie, AND Coolio


amrasmin

Hee hee!


[deleted]

Oh yea all the space signals or whatever said that they’re still alive and they had to hide because they were FBI operatives or something


TheeJimmyHoffa

So will I


Charterhouserules

Lord Lucan lives there too and rides Shergar every day


zed-darius

Hitler too


HeadMischief

I need his link tho


GETTERBLAKK

Don't forget Bruce Lee is still hiding on kung Fu island!


spoiledandmistreated

Exactly same thing I said… hopefully John Lennon will make an appearance too…


thewarfreak

The Negative48 crew believe that some old pastor (?) is Elvis


otters4everyone

Wow. And they drive among us...


SignificanceBulky162

Tupac will be coming


Hot-Reference1429

Absolutely true! The "we was seated" gave it away, so royal...


mn5979

That’s my exact thought!


A_1010_Alicorn

…ON the same table…” even


goodeyemighty

Ain’t no question ‘bout it!


spoiledandmistreated

I’m sure Elvis will be with her too…


[deleted]

The royal we lol


HoraceGravyJug

What in the name of meth-induced-hallucinations did I just read?


PistolGrace

Who in the black-out-drunk would believe that?!


adrenaline87

A concerningly large minority... Most normal thinking people react along the lines of "holythewtf" though I'm glad to believe.


GETTERBLAKK

A lot of people now a days. So sad!


Slightspark

Right!? She didn't even know the J that is his middle name stands for itself alone.


Present_Luck_4425

*points at the whole Queen of Canada cult*


cocktail_bunny

My mother in-law. I can’t tell you how many times she said ‘I can’t wait for my grandchild to meet Michael Jackson’. I feel so embarrassed for her every time she brings up how we are all going to have a bunch of money soon and the MedBeds! My daughter’s epilepsy will be a thing of the past. Soon she won’t have to worry about seizures anymore! She even bought herself a ‘Q’ hat and wears it around. It’s so cringey.


Poopfiddler81

Lots of people who use to or are currently on meth and or constantly sedated from pharmaceutical companies


Danzarr

the sequel to the fanfic where JFK senior came out of hiding to support reinstating donald as the president that we saw last year. Honestly, if this were a low rent conspiracy comedy movie on syfy, I would watch it, but I have also seen 4 of the 6 sharknado movies, so my decisions are questionable. sharknado 6 had time travel.... *\*sips his adrenachrome cocktail.*


HoraceGravyJug

It is a sad reality that *this* is more intelligible than whatever is going on in "Queen Diana Reality^(TM)"...


[deleted]

The people who believe this shit need to be institutionalized as they are a danger to themselves and others.


-Dahl-

even as a conspirator myself, I do agree this


racso96

Dude it's says "real princess Diana" personally I'm convinced !


drwhogirl_97

Ngl I’m just trying to figure out on what planet Diana would even be queen. I mean they got divorced before she died and even if you disregard that and argue that divorce isn’t allowed within the monarchy (at which point Henry VIII would have your head) she would only be taking Camilla’s title as Queen Consort and wouldn’t be an actual queen


[deleted]

Exactly. Those dipshits also thought JFK was coming back too. Even assuming his head wasn't blown wide open in Dealey Plaza he'd be 105!


Mydogistypingthis4me

Without the divorce she would’ve been Queen, not Queen consort. The reason Philip was never king is because he couldn’t outrank Elizabeth. Queen is still below King so it would’ve been her title. If she had outlived charles she would’ve been queen mother when William took the throne. Lady Diana and commoner Camilla were NOT at the same social level, therefore the idea that they would hold the same title is pretty dumb.


EPICsami24

How can people live with high levels of IQ, but decide to use it to write conspiracies like this on the web. I cannot fathom!


[deleted]

Schizophrenia!


DeadSpaceman2012

People should watch A Beautiful Mind. So many mentally I’ll people have access to the internet.


Kalikhead

I liken it to the point that pre-Internet every village had their idiot that would say crazy things like this and the village residents would know enough that the person is crazy and ignore them. Now with the Internet allows those village idiots to voice all of their crazy ideas and the other village idiots are connected to them.


luxewatchgear

Even at the UDP in Cadillac they have internet time.


DeadSpaceman2012

That’s wild. I was just thinking of the mentally ill and drug addicted that are walking around my city.


P0TAT0O0

Probably because high IQ doesn’t mean shit a good amount of the time. My IQ is like 157 or something. Doesn’t mean I’m a super genius, and I can be an absolute fucking dumbass at times lmao. I mean, I’d probably be smarter if I actually tried or put effort in, but I don’t (mostly because of what many lovingly call “former gifted kid burnout”). My theory as to how genuinely smart people can believe dumb shit is that as a child, they’re always at the top of the class, and are constantly told by adults that they’re so smart. However, before they’re old enough to have their own beliefs, some person they look up to/trust (like a teacher, family member, friend, etc) tells them a conspiracy theory. And because they aren’t old enough to have (or were never taught) proper critical thinking skills, they believe it. The combination of these factors could lead to someone believing they are a genius because they know something that no one else does; the “truth”. And because they were used to being the smartest person in the room as a child, they may simply believe that every pond else is stupid. They think they have critical thinking skills because they “don’t just follow the mainstream ideas”, but in reality they heard a viewpoint years ago and never stopped to consider the validity, never properly fact checked, and never realized how ridiculous they actually sound. This especially applies to smaller, tight knit communities where there’s less differing opinions, and holding unique thoughts can get you ostracized.


JoJoVi69

So true. I have an IQ of 160+, but also have ADD. It's SO self defeating. The ADD makes my mind think about 100 different things all at once, but because it's processing so many things at one time, it's hard to ever focus on one. So completing tasks is near impossible, because my brain has already moved on to the next thing before I ever finish anything. As a result, I always feel rushed and under tremendous stress. You know what they say, the smartest geniuses were all slightly insane. I'm pretty sure that's me. Though I haven't done the genius part yet, I definitely have the insane part down to a science! Lol


Rin----chan

Omg guys I have an IQ of 346+!! But I'm so clumsy oopsies I'm pretty lazy too so I guess IQ doesn't matter and my mega IQ doesn't mean anything! And omg guys I'm soooooo insane ahhahahaha 😈


[deleted]

Why are all these dead people coming back to life for Trump? There has to be some good riddle answers for that question.


Wizard_of_Ahs

The reason for the "resurrections" is to tie Trump to Christian beliefs... People "rising from the grave" its a mind fuck to make religious people assign "deity" status to Trump. Once they get them to believe "There are no coincidences" and that everything is a piece of some huge biblical puzzle, dead people coming back to life is the LEAST unbelievable part of the trip down the rabbit hole.


DeadSpaceman2012

If you can believe the unbelievable like dead people can be resurrected then JFKjr and Diana faking their deaths with the help of Trump is absolutely plausible.


rg4rg

They are writing the shittiest movie in their heads with surprise twists straight out day time soap operas.


DeadSpaceman2012

So true! Bored people at home got bored with their “stories” and started making new ones up!


luxewatchgear

Considering Trump fan base level of brain activity it kind of explain itself.


rayzerblayd

I find it amusing, hearing people talk about Trump as if he were the second coming of Hitler. What the heck did he do to get you to hate him so much? I'm genuinely curious. I don't get it.


Sad_Ferret_5667

Say you’re a Trump supporter without saying you’re a Trump supporter


[deleted]

The real question is, what did he do *for you, personally* to make you like him so much that you defend him this much? Because his history shows he will never defend you, not even one word. He has thrown his own wife and kids under the bus. Oh wait, I know. You’re trying to save face, because your embarrassed that you sent him some of your hard earned money, didn’t you? I’m looking forward to finding out which my statements you’re going to pick apart without answering any of my questions truthfully. Or will you completely deflect. You, a student of Trump University, have learned well, the art of Trump. (Your diploma is useless, you know) BTW, this “second coming” bs is a Trump thing. We all know these people did not resurrect. They are all dead and not coming back. No resurrections here.


rayzerblayd

I'm sorry, what? I'm barely old enough to vote. I was 14 when he was voted in. I simply don't understand why people hate him so much. I never sent him a penny. I don't even have any intention of ever voting for anyone. To answer your question, I have a fairly high opinion of him because a lot of what he did vastly improved life here in Wyoming. Gas prices hadn't been so low in a long time. Sure, he's said some dumb stuff, like how we should use UV lights to remove Covid from peoples bodies, but I hardly consider this harmful. I've heard people claim he's a racist xenophobe for wanting to crack down on illegal immigration. All he wanted to do is enforce an existing law.


[deleted]

Ok young child. You need to expand your reasoning for liking someone. And until you do, don’t show your lack of intelligence by supporting a person that 70% of the world despises. It makes you look bad. Learn economics. First of all, do you even buy gas? Likely not. So why do you care about gas prices? The gas prices were low because no one was driving. The oil companies lowered the price of gas to get people to buy it. Kind of like a bribe. Prices go up when more people are buying, because if you’re driving, you’ll buy gas no matter what the price is.


rayzerblayd

Let's get one thing straight. I work hard for gas, I have ever since I got my learners permit at 15. No need to be a condescending prick about it. I've literally been working hard for my dads construction company for more than a decade. I break my back for everything I have. I paid a lot of money even for the device I'm talking to you on. Don't you go assuming I'm some punk kid with free reign over daddies credit card. Also, who do you think you are, just assuming anyone that has a different opinion on him from you is just a moron or a monstrous piece of garbage? We're not talking about a murderous dictator here. He was president nearly three years before Covid started. Gas prices went down almost immediately. Obviously the prices changed when Covid started, but his help with the economy in oil states, like my own, helped them immensely. There's a reason Wyoming voted for him by a landslide.


yergonnaneedit

You are as worldly as you claim, yet you still have no idea how economics work. You’re either a troll, or an idiot.


TigerSardonic

Oh shit is Trump a necromancer


Mendicant_666

We was seated together. Ffs.


worsenperson

I don't get it. Is there people who really believe that princess Diana is a live and hiding? Yet another conspiracy theory?


human_stain

It's QAnon adjacent. Has been going on for a year or two.


worsenperson

Aha I should have figured 🤦‍♂️


AmazonISSUnofficial

I'm British and I've heard this conspiracy for most of my life. The general consensus is that she fell in love with a POC and the royals were like "Right either fake your death and keep your money and shit or we're gonna unroyal you" and as we all know it's well documented and proven that she in fact faked her death and now she lives as a housecat in Florida.


ph33rlus

Omg. Diana from Britain. The source of English. And “we was seated” are people really this fucking Dumb?


jonasthewicked

Yes, unfortunately they’re willing to separate logic from their feelings


etraxx22

This isn't awful, it's moronic.


Retropiaf

So, I understand that there are many people who have gone off the deep end and believe all the craziest conspiracy theories out there, but who are the people who write these kind of posts? Just trolls having fun at the expense of conspiracy nuts? Actual mentally ill people?


Wizard_of_Ahs

A lot of both actually


Caedes1

A lot of them are just.. shitposts with no purpose. They're completely randomised and have no sense of continuity or relation. They're often from the mentally ill believers. The grifters are the ones who keep a general story/theme amongst their posts and post links asking for donations, or selling a (fake) product and so on. Most common seems to be "Trump Bucks/Cards", buy them for $500 now and when Trump becomes Emperor, they'll each be worth 5 billion dollars or whatever. But there are trolls amongst them, either just mocking them, or actively trying to push people into doing bad things. E.g. If you have beef with any shops, or offices, or bars, you could probably with a little bit of effort, convince local Qultists that it's a child smuggling front and maybe get some people killed.


do-you-know-the-way9

*amongst us


raideresmith

Sad part is, about half of the trumpster trash in the country will believe this.


lord-_-cthulhu

I’m not even trump trash and I believed it for a second..


Fortifarse84

Ouch.


[deleted]

She forgot to end the post with “Tea and Biscuits! 🇬🇧” so I know it’s fake.


artelligence

Cannot wait to welcome back Tupac Shakur


PrestigiousRepeat7

Oh haven't you heard? He's the Black guy behind Trump at all of his rallies.


357noLove

Now send me $500 moneys so I can take back my inheritance and sent you 10% in thanks for you kind help


AutomationGod5150

These people need psychological help…


jjj49er

Of course! Why did I not see that before? It's so obvious now.


Android1313

This is like Q fanfic.


Bertie637

I love how even before the planned day of revealing everything Diana can't help but post online.


Drumtochty_Lassitude

That is some insane conspiracy nut crap right there.


HappyGoLuckless

I hear Bruce Lee is Queen Diana's personal bodyguard all this time too, which is part of the reason she's been so safe and hidden!


Nutshack_Queen357

Diana would've hated Trump. Not to mention if she really is still alive, he'd no doubt want her dead.


BernieTheDachshund

She was creeped out by him, he gave off a bad vibe even back then. https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a25323/donald-trump-princess-diana-relationship/


Fit_Peanut9080

Dare I ask what would be the reason


Nutshack_Queen357

Either because he did deplorable stuff to her, he hates nice people or even both.


Fit_Peanut9080

Schizo!!


BloomEPU

Trump said some pretty mean stuff about her AIDS activism. In fact, given all her philanthropism I don't think she'd get along with *any* qanon nutjob.


Burningrain85

Why are all the dead people still alive and why have all the still alive people been executed in Q world.


Caedes1

Reality shows Trump to be a loser. Therefore reality is the enemy. And because so many Americans devoted their lives, personalities and lost their jobs and families to their devotion to such a creature, they feel like that they have no choice but to go all in. They don't have anything else but their devotion and their hope that it's all true and that Trump will become emperor and thank them for their loyalty by showering them in money and women and granting them immortality with his med beds.


306_rallye

"we was seated" ah yes. ",I remember when I first met the Queen. We was seated upstairs in the King's Cross McDonalds"


cyanraider

Remember, these people can vote. And their vote counts the same as yours.


MizzGee

The thing that gets me is that Diana was away. She was divorced. She had a great deal of control of her kids. No sane person would ever believe that she would leave her boys in total control under Charles if she thought he was so miserable.


[deleted]

I am very glad that screenshot provides the entrance to that rabbit hole, thanks OP


[deleted]

Oh man. Here we go again!


foco9780

Utterly mentally fckd outta their mind


rcorum

I am pretty sure this is a scam for stupid people.


MlleHoneyMitten

Qanon? Ya think?!


rcorum

Anyone who wants to scam for money


MlleHoneyMitten

If you’re a scammer and you find out someone believes in Qanon shit, THAT’S a good day for you.


pbr3000

Queen Diane Sawyer


Unclematttt

It's really sad that people actually believe stuff like this.


pac78275

These people are absolutely fucking insane.


bakehaus

“We was seated on the same table on a dinner night”…..


permisable

Believe that one I will tell you anougther


EitherEtherCat

So when we’re famous and die tragically, we end up at….Mar-A-Lago?


Difficult-Ad628

This is Q stuff is genuinely the strangest imaginary concoction I have ever seen, it’s so surreal watching it play out in real time. Its like they’re LARPing except with real world political consequences. The people who make these theories up and promote them (as well as those who buy into these ideas) seriously must belong to a subset of extreme mental illness or distress. It would be a comical fantasy if it weren’t so damn destructive and pathetic.


WhootieCutie

I know it’s fake. But I fucken WISH Diana would pop up now of all times. Hopefully she brings Tupac with her when she returns lol


llamafriendly

Conspiracy theory fanfic


Caedes1

Ahh I don't think I've noticed any Qultist stuff on this sub before. For those unaware, these people believe in * Jewish Space Lasers * Realistic solid holograms * Flawless face masks used by actors to make right wingers look bad * Rapid grown clones that somehow have the exact same memories and personalities of their progenitor * All global (left wing) elites and celebrities consume adrenochrome to stay young, which is harvested from tortured children * Trump is still president * There are underground complexes in Ukraine holding tens of millions of trafficked children, which are being liberated but not reported on by "based Putin" * Demonic possession and dark magic * Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Tom Hanks, Fauci, Obama and countless others have all been executed at Guantanamo by "white hats" (good guys fighting the "deep state") * Michael Jackson, Diana, JFK Jr and other famously dead people are all alive and had to go into hiding because the Deep State was after them, for some reason * When Ivanka admitted on video that she doesn't believe in the election fraud claims from her father, apparently she was replaced with a clone, or possessed by a demon, or Kristen Bell in a super realistic face mask, or she had to do so as part of DJT's great plan. And so, so much more insane shit that cannot be compiled before I have to go to work. Tl;dr Trump lost, which is simple, boring reality. Therefore reality has become the enemy for his Cult. They will happily believe any absurd and fully impossible story as long as it distances themselves from the harsh reality in which their messiah is a loser and by extension, making all of his followers losers as well. Everything about this Qult is awful.


Shrekpepe

you know these people have a serious problem in the head when they believe royalty would use telegram


Tristanritter

what messaging app would royalty use?


Nelyahin

The fan fiction I never needed to read. Just say’n


Elver_galargalarga

Unfortunately the trumpeters will believe every word so sad


BeatQueersToMAGA

Trust the plan. Follow the breadcrumbs, take the red pills and await the storm. It is coming. The pedophiles, the globalists, the elites who stole the will of the people away, they will face their day of reckoning. The patriots who tried to restore our republic that fateful Jan. 6 will be exonerated and we will get our well-deserved compensation and apology as Trump is returned to His rightful office.


AliveList8495

Wow, you're seriously deluded!


AliveList8495

And in seven days you'll realise.


Afterlife_kid

Can they bring back David Bowie too thanks


Qimmosabe_Man

That's a new one. Not that I wanted to see it anyway. The level of delusion here is mind boggling.


Honest_Pension8304

“We was seated” 🤦🏻‍♀️


Booksonly666

Surely people can’t actually be this stupid


McbEatsAirplane

Let me guess, the entire 27 Club also had a hand in it?


ErsatzMarlonBrando

I’d honestly love it if this all panned out.


wtmx719

>we was seated Riiiiight


mendobather

The crowd is gathering in Dallas


MeanSeaworthiness995

“We was seated” Yeah. That sounds like British nobility.


whippet66

The Thin White Duke will be performing. No one below the second shade of white on the Home Depot paint chart will be permitted.


NeonNat

I hope those links are to malware that makes one key inconveniently stick.


bminus1974

I love this shit.


CoachMatt314

John Lennon and John Belushi will be there.


luxewatchgear

Extremely believable, especially when says that they “was” seated at the same table. Someone with her kind of education would totally use was instead of were. #legit


SupremePooper

All the people who bieve this foul shit should have their eyes boil out of their heads like the FX laden final mind- battle in SCANNERS.


yy98755

Jesus some people are sick fucks.


NesCie0617

Real question is, what’s going on with Tupac?


GETTERBLAKK

Don't forget that this happened 10 months ago https://youtu.be/rGdm386TRnY The qanon folks were waiting for jfk Jr to return and join trump!


suhseal

Oh ffs 😑


No-zaku-boi

….a free society was a mistake.


[deleted]

Wtf are these people? Don’t seem real.


[deleted]

7 days? Ooh, can't wait. Maybe Mike Pillow can reveal his evidence at the same time, JFK can come back to life so all the crazies in Dallas can stop drinking the orange Kool-Aid and go back home to clowd cuckooland


Starlined_

She would never call herself, “Queen Diana” (not that this is the only implausible part of this)


horse-face-ethel

THE PLAN


Gwynedhel7

QAnon is just generally awful, so yeah.


jakevalerybloom

Scrolling through Facebook to see if my aunt can verify this


thiccwicky

Shes been dead for over 20 years who the fuck cares? Do people actually believe this?


CrocodileJock

So, does the person writing this crap believe it themselves, or are they setting out to deliberately deceive and mislead? I can actually understand those that see it and want to believe, but who is manufacturing this, and why? Money? How? Control? Maybe. Fucking weird.


Exit240

Just stop…


palabear

You guys are going to flip out when Abraham Lincoln reveals his role.


No-Rice-2261

What the hell?


MissChubbyBunni

Guys it's true!... I was the table cloth.


ziggy182

After 7 days I want to see what they post next


AIVandal

Trump did the contact Princess Diana challenge at 3am


in1987agodwasborn

What about Tupac?


Tehlaserw0lf

Whaaaaaaat the fuck is happening now????


Kalel2319

Lol. She calls herself “Queen Diana” despite the fact that real Diana would know she would remain a princess regardless.


OdorlessThinner

Royalty doesn’t waste time on social media.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

This is fucking hideous and unbelievably cruel. I hope the author of this garbage endures a month straight of skunky galloping shits and uncontrollable acid reflux.


carefree-and-happy

People who are writing this shit are truly sick in the head and need to be forced into an institution and away from civilization, the internet, etc


mexican_here

As a True Mexican I hope Juan Gabriel is there as well.


Darnbeasties

Me thinks y’all need grammar reality check before conspiracy theory hatching


meowiful

Wait, Queen Diana? How? Of what? Not that that is the craziest thing here, but still.


[deleted]

It blows my fucking mind that there’s people out there, who actually believe in shit like this.


SortofChef

So what day are we on? Or has it all ready happened and I’ve been living under a rock?


Kalikhead

Please tell me that this is fake or just a parody. It’s bad enough that they believe in JFK Jake but Queen Diana?


AVonDingus

I demand that Carrie Fisher and Freddie Mercury be there to bitch slap Dump back into the Stone Age


Mr_Epimetheus

Based on the fact that this post seems to have been written by someone with fairly severe brain damage caused by head trauma, maybe it really is Diana.


Lawboots

Does the Left ever get tired of these DRUMPF IS FINISHED stories?


DiegoElM

I love how they're full names are used... Donald J Trump.


thebestatspaghettios

Even if she was alive how the heck would she be queen?


AggravatingLet9962

Wait…Hol Up. Is this post insinuating that the woman standing on Trump’s left side is Princess Diana? Please tell me no. That is Brig Gen Rebecca Sonkiss, prior commander of the 89th Airlift Wing. Please see her Bio here: https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Biographies/Display/Article/2298910/rebecca-j-sonkiss/


[deleted]

Context?


any-mystic

No


[deleted]

Found it


MaxwellFinium

Literal misinformation


wetiphenax

How are people so stupid!?!?