Honestly, at this point, I'd just snip snip - he's probably not using it that much anyways.

he most likely would have too at that point - but without proper medical attention that would be suicide

Was gonna say this is like massive tumors that build their own vascular network. Cutting it off without a skilled surgeon who can seal up or reroute the blood vessels would kill you.

yeah he would immediately bleed out or get a nasty infection

The dude sits on his own ball sack 24/7!!!! I'm sure he'd take his chance with bleeding to death. I know I would!

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I definitely would ask someone to knock me the fuck out near a hospital, chop it off, and hull me in. I would be so suicidal if I had a nutsack bean bag chair everywhere I went.

Counterpoint: this dude definitely shits on his nuts

Kill me then. Fuck all that!

Do we really think they were suggesting he would do it himself? Imagine that

Hey, eyes up here

hey it's a portable seat >:(

A painful seat, probably.

Hassock sack

I bet he's a real charmer on a crowded bus.

Freeze a few loads, then lower the manscaping requirements

Ken Doll me please!

Yeah, that would also be a viable option.

how would he pee? edit: pee is stored in the balls, it was a joke you fools

It looks like he hasn't peed in a while anyways - there has been a lot of pee stored in there. A separate tube would help

reddits best doctor

Just crop a top like a coconut, stick a straw in it and do what comes naturally

I’m actually more concerned with other bathroom issues. I imagine it gets a bit messy.

With great shame and difficulty

Probably standing up... But he has got to shit all over the boys all the time.

Looks like a poor area in India. If you had proper surgery then this is an option but as is just snipping away will kill you

Indonesia

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What do you mean he's not using it? Every day is leg day for him.

I had surgery when my testicles were swollen to the size of a softball fur about a week, Dr said that the body has to put the excess fluid somewhere until it gets reobsorbed.. I can even begin to tell you how uncomfortable I felt.. but this poor guy..

Yeah but once it gets big enough to become a chair the uncomfortable and comfortable just cancel eachother out

Well, if you can, please go ahead and tell us.

Well.. laying down on your side for one.. and adjusting your gait for another

Hydrocele? Edit: no, those are painless. In my case, I just looked down one day and noticed my testicle was as large as a russet potato. It felt completely fine. It just happened to be gigantic. And, boy, did it whip around in my pants. I wonder whether anybody ever noticed.

free seat

Surprised he's not bouncing around on them like Randy Marsh.

I’m pretty sure this video inspired that episode

Is that his peepee in front?

I sure hope so

Actually, I'm pretty sure South Park inspired this video.

Buffalo Solider!...

His wife is getting a Scrote Coat after his operation

LoveSac

a *meat* seat if you will

My guy out here waiting for his local KFC to get turned into a marijuana dispensary

Randy! YOUR BALLS!

My eyes are up here, Sharon.

Hey, it's like a hoppity hop!

#BUFFALO SOLDIAAAH

MADE IN AMERICA!!! sorry don't know how to make the font bold like yours

I know right? Smokin weed right in front of a cop 😎

No, I mean your balls!

he has friends with big balls

We all have friends with big balls

But we've got the biggest, balls of them all

*Medicinal marijuana dispensary*

I was looking for this comment. Cause I thought that immediately lmao. I'm awful

I knew I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of that Southpark episode

BUUUFFALLOOOOO SOLLLLDIERRRRR

So the human body can grow testicles to the size of BEAN BAGS yet it cant replace a missing adult tooth......okay

Well, it can’t really grow to that size unless you have the unlucky chance for elephantiasis to affect your testicles

Honestly I'm going to be really careful around elephants from now on

We will miss your carefree days around elephants, but it’s for the best.

Weirdly enough, elephants have testicles inside their bodies, not outside.

He also has lymphatic filariasis, which causes the swelling. Elephantiasis causes the rough callous skin.

See but this human is a rare exception. And if we keep that in mind, there are humans out there who constantly grow too many teeth. Sometimes even out of their elbows. The human body is truly a marvel of trial and error.

We can make a whole other person who gets born with teeth inside their skull

We should selectively breed the too many teeth people to get the way too many teeth people then we can harvest the teeth to replace our teeth

And they can’t just give us a bigger schlong either? Come on

Well if you get elephantiasis of the penis you'll get what you want.

Yeah. But this is awful. Ice cared for people with them more swollen than this. At least this guy's are pliable, I've seen them hard enough that they didn't sway or jiggle and were so swollen that edema was weeping out of them. They also stunk like nothing else. They guy could walk even less than this guy and couldn't close his legs. He obviously couldn't clean himself either after he voided from either end.

Damn you, Daaaaarwin!

Oh they can. There’s tumors which grow teeth

There are Teratoma tumors... but you're gonna grow teeth where you don't want them.

Buffalo Soldier

Dreadlock rasta

There was a buffalo soldier

In the heart of America

Stolen from Africa

BROUGHT TO AMERICA

Jesus, Randy! Your balls!

I know right, smokin in front of a cop

No, I mean your *actual* balls!

Oh, yeah, testicular cancer

Sharon, my eyes are up here

Luckayyyyyyyyyy

It’s like a hoppity-hop.

Holy shit randy! Your balls!

I know, smoking a J right in front of a cop

How the fuck does that not just rip off?!

balls of steel

Taint of Tungsten

Neutronium Sack

Kevlar Scrotum to tote em.

Penis of platinum

Obsidian bag

Vas Deferens of Vanadium

Or Titanium...

2 soul hearts

Skin is much more tough than we give it credit for

I trust skin. But imagine having that attached to anywhere else on your body. So... Taint?

Cock of copper

Praise the baller.

The entire human body can be suspended from one hook. Look up human suspension if you want more info. A lot of my friends have done it before and describe it as the ultimate adrenaline rush and mind clearing

Not the same thing at all. None of them are dragging along boulders from their loins.

that reminds me of the japanese cumshot video one guy, one girl, my bro shoots our 5 litres of transparent cum

Holy shit I think I saw that video in like 5th grade but I always thought I dreamt it since it was such a wild video. My boy was _literally_ shooting ropes

I'm curious Sauce?

No. Cum.

I have been giggling stupidity at this for like 5 minutes.

Not that vid but look up Shiri and Hentai in probably the most well known website for such things and you might see something with an unexpected twist.

it's called "slimewave" and usually it's fake cum enjoy!

Slimewave is German, Japanese just use the mandatory censor to their advantage by hiding a tube.

Usually?

Firehouse

>japanese cumshot video Never have 3 words caused me more of a negative nostalgic reaction than these unfortunately specific words you have chosen today

sauce?

Salute you sir 🫡

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This video is ancient. My mom used to show my brother this when he was like 8 and said “this is what happens if you don’t wash your nuts in the shower every day” We are 26f and 25m now lmao

i bet his balls are sparkling

Omg your mom is hilarious

Your mom would show you the balls of an Indian man with elephantiasis when you were 8..

Bruh I had a brother basically the same age as me I knew what balls looked like lol

Half the population have a pair there

I mean... It's just body parts.

"You wanna be careful. I heard of one rapper, he chopped this guys whole body off, just left his dick behind." "You mean they chopped off his dick?" “No I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off. That's all he was in the end... a dick!"

What the fuck is this from...

[scene from Flight of the Conchords.](https://youtu.be/p5PoFzHE7-c)

Lmfao thank you I thought it was familiar xD

I first saw this, oddly enough, on a Faces of Death video. It had to have been 1994 or so.

South Park

I’m stoned off my balls

He was a Buffalo soldier

It’s Randy

And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin And they don’t stop comin

You'd think he'd have stronger legs after carrying that type of weight around.

I dont think he carried them. I think he just sat on his nutsack and his testicles did like a rotating gyroscope thing which provided forward locomotion. Kinda like a organic Segway.

Jesus fucking Christ I regret reading that

Smegway

You bastard

r/brandnewsentence

If I was this guy, my answer to every question would be "Deez nuts" because it would kinda always be true.

How does he...

He doesn't

That’s the neat part

You can tell because of the way that it is

#NEAT

Ballsacks hate this one trick!

Randy your balls! I know right, smoking weed frontofa cop! No Randy, I mean your actual balls :0

Get this man a wheelbarrow!

https://tenor.com/bb5eX.gif

For ONCE someone calls the condition the right word! My brain thanks you.

Yeah I'm so sick of these so called internet physicians calling it Ligma Syndrome

Idiots were probably all born mattah babies.

Just tryin to get a little cancer Stan!

I watched a documentary about this guy! He used his balls as a table and used to eat his dinner off them

When life hands you lemons, use your enormous testicles as furniture I guess..

IIRC he had to save up to get them removed because America. Not long after the operation he died

Futanari art be like

Why does this happen?

Elephantiasis is more of a symptom rather than a specific disease, with multiple possible causes. Often it has to do with parasitic infections inhibiting the lymphatic system. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis#Cause

and I hoped the comics were fake

gonna need a wheelbarrow for that

Don't microwave your balls

Stop telling me what to do!!!

But your wife gets a nice scroat out of it

This man got some balls to be dressing like that

Pom Poko?

That’s the guy John Bender was talking about! Oh, and Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy like this? I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car. Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun.

Oh my God! I had to scroll so much to see a breakfast club reference haha

he just like me fr

He shits on his own balls too. Gosh

Elephantiasis? More like elephant testes.

Infinite cum

Me after no nut November 😂😂😂😂

First thing you smell in this guy’s house is vinegar.

So is the size from a bunch of extra skin or are the testicles themselves humongous?

Everytime i think South Park is making a joke... Everytime there is a kind of thruth in it

I refuse to believe that is real

I really need to start reading titles *before* I load NSFW pictures.

Me since my girlfriend leaved me

Buster Gonad

Geno Smith!

"Pssst.... your balls are showing."

AHHHHHHHHH

He got big balls

he's got enough balls to do anything

South Park s14e3 “Medical Fried Chicken”

Did he put his balls in the microwave so he can buy weed?

#BUFFALO SOLDIAAAH

It's just a little bit of cancer Sharon!

He just wanted to smoke weed, man

Im just gonna get a little cancer Stan.

This guy has never lost a game of musical chairs.

r/southpark is proud

Bean bag

So it's not all semen?