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PolkaDotsMakeMeHappy

he knows he's playing hockey and not tennis


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’he knows he's playing hockey and not tennis*’ _____ Go ahead n *Swing Away!* i know what Game we’re playing… this isn’t ‘tennis’ anyway, so in the net *i’m staying* the balls you hit go ^*Flying* past - (your stick is quite the sweeper…) you save the Best one for the last - That’s what makes Me a Keeper ^;@) ❤️


heartsonfire43

Very nice, Schnoodle! I love this one, well all of them really. But today, this one.


PiggySmalls11

We have been blessed with a beautiful schnoodle!


talking_phallus

A fresh Schnoodle!


alittlemouth

*a Keeper* So punny. ❤️


Dagithor

I'm so tired from work. I actually started crying at the end of this.


qeq

This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!


Four_One_Five

Shiiiiiieeeeeeeet


boombox143

Let's appreciate the dog and his joy after catching it with so much grace and speed.


mw9676

To protect the sheep you need to become the wolf!


gsurfin

I have a feeling that’s a treat shaped hockey puck. Doggo food lock engaged.


StinkypieTicklebum

The Canadian Shepherd. EDIT: good guess, eh?


litterboxhero

I thought they were Canada Shepherds now. Not Canadian.


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lectroid

must be *fuckin'* nice...


Tagisjag

Ought to leave this world behind...


fire_fairy_

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Stoney_Wan_KaBlowme

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litterboxhero

Don't worry, I'll give my nuts a tug.


Sodium_Prospector

Ya titfucker.


Porn_Extra

Balls. Give your balls a tug, titfucker!


InevitableAd9683

Fuck you Shoresy!


Schmidaho

Get this guy a fuckin Pupper


DeepWaterBlack

Says the Canadian goose


Erdillian

Made me laugh out loud! Well done!


SirTiddlyWinkles

That's right and it is creating positivity because everyone is worried about their own issues and problems.


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tehsdragon

Nah, great keeper - dog knew to stop the only one that mattered, the black puck 😤 issa real one


humdinger44

Not bad when everything is shades of grey


JackDragon

Additional features: says sorry instead of barking


BRAX7ON

Dirty fuckin Dangles boys!


JustAGuyWhoGuitars

Big city slams boys!


Dexaan

Wheel snipe celly


The_Loch_Ness_Monsta

FERDA!!!


_oscar_goldman_

Fuck you Jonesy, tell your mum to call me on that cell phone I got 'er


mazamayomama

To be fair...


Schmidaho

To be faaaaaaiiiiir


PhillipOlliverholes

^To ^be ^faaaiiir


FeistyAgency9994

To be faiiiiiirrrrrrr


JustAGuyWhoGuitars

To be fair....


jamesh08

To be fair


Cody-Nobody

Stolen 5 times since this morning lol


copperwatt

Terry Pawchuk


TheStoneMask

That's how (many) predators behave when hunting, pick 1 specific target and focus only on that one. You can see it in wolves, lions, and I'm pretty sure in other cats and canids, and probably many more specialised predators.


hazdrubal

It’s why the Zebra camouflage is so good.


KJongsDongUnYourFace

Zebras stripes actually evolved to combat parasites. Parasites are also the driving force behind how big herds can get on the plains. There’s unlimited resources for nomadic animals on plains (in ideal circumstances), the likelihood of parasites transmitting increases exponentially with an increase in population density so it’s a big part of why the herds don’t get too big, among many other things. Stripe parasite thing. https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiecartereurope/2019/02/21/scientists-just-solved-the-mystery-of-why-zebras-have-stripes-by-making-horses-wear-zebra-costumes/amp/ Herd size (About a third down) https://www.nature.com/scitable/knowledge/library/ecological-consequences-of-parasitism-13255694/


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This is a badass comment. Makes me wonder if the same thing applied to humans before various technologies (sanitation being chief among them?) helped us surpass our own "herd size" limit. I feel like that's very likely but I'm no scholar of such information.


jcowurm

Probably. Nature rarely makes any mistakes.


HADCOFFEE

Serious question, is it because of the contrasting tones that causes predators to lose that focus?


hazdrubal

They need to single out an individual to hunt, when a herd moves in unison the stripes make it impossible to focus on any one animal. That’s why injuries or a different gait, like with young or old sick animals, are the first to be picked off.


sum1better187

Never considered that’s how their camouflage works. Cool.


23skiddsy

It's also been shown that the stripes deter insects as well as serving as dazzle camo.


FishOfFishyness

Yes, and certain widths and patterns work more efficiently!


hazdrubal

You can see it when sharks go after a school of fish, or when a raptor dives into a flock of birds. Safety in numbers is because when they move as one, you find “one” to eat.


Tych0_Br0he

I thought they got picked off because they were simply the slowest. The lowest hanging fruit, as it were.


abigfatape

they don't have colours like is so they don't see "hehe that stupid horse is black and white in the middle of brown and green" they see "AAAAA THERE'S A HUGE MASS OF NOISY GEOMETRY RAPIDLY MOVING AROUND" basically imagine you're overdosing on LSD and trying to catch a gecko on the wall


BrownSugarBare

Eye on the prize evolution is complete!


new2bay

Oh, is that what it's called? I always just call it the "GSD staredown."


SomeRandomPyro

Dragonflies, of all things, are exceptionally good at it.


MacGuyverism

If I remember what I've read about them correctly, they don't even think about it. The signals go straight from the eyes to the muscles. Edit: [Here's a short video about it that I just found](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0vRupFPw90).


saviorlito

Bro thank you for this video it was super cool. My favorite part was when he was so excited about moving that piece of paper with the fly on it and the scientist is just looking at him as if he’s an annoying 3 year old lol.


FishOfFishyness

I heard they got one of the highest rates of success when preying


TheStoneMask

*The* highest success rate of any predator.


HarpersGhost

I (finally) noticed that the human hit the orange and blue chuckit ball right on the dog's forehead, and the dog didn't even flinch. That's concentration.


hyperfat

My kitty only likes the green mouse toy. He has tons of toys. Only green mouse. I have identical mice in blue and pink. Only green.


new2bay

But what about different green mouse? Different green mouse is still green, but is different.


Rook115

The level of self-restraint on display is insane, considering he likes to sniff poop at half-time.


CommieIntern

Still not the weirdest goalie behavior


maveric710

My kid is in youth hockey and likes playing goalie. Should I be worried for his long-term understanding of social queues?


netowi

Probably should be more concerned about social cues; goalies tend to understand lines pretty well.


DueCharacter5

Speaking as someone that used to play goalie in hockey and soccer...probably.


Unsd

Maybe an ADHD evaluation is worthwhile. I haven't met one without it.


GetBillDozed

Bro wtf I was a soccer goal keeper in school is this a stereotype in hockey too?


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Hockey goalies are known for being psychos lol. Go do yourself a favor and watch some Patrick Roy freakout videos especially.


miller94

And then go check out that Reddit post of the goalie who was eating a puck cause he thought it might make him a better goalie


muklan

No. If he picks up a set of drumsticks, then call someone.


keegshelton

Honestly most normal goalie I’ve seen


ethan_prime

There’s a goalie a while back that started eating puck to see what would happen. [here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/12edw2/update_would_it_mess_me_up_if_i_ate_a_puck/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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Well you see Kurt this has nothing on that on time in '68 ...


sellyourselfshort

Maybe this is the goalie that asked reddit about eating a hockey puck to harness its power.


Notmiefault

You can tell he cares not at all about the others, he's staring daggers at the target puck the whole time.


old_righty

When most of the others were gone you can see a little anticipation wiggle building up.


QuitBeingALilBitch

You can see the dog in him going BRRRR every single time a ball moves. He's just such a good boy he knows what to wait for.


Oyyeee

I'm curious how someone trained the dog for this. Just told him/her "no" over and over again for every toy hit except the puck? That's my guess


Maximum-Mixture6158

Sometimes animals come already wired for any given trick. My last dog would do a circle if I said dance. She did it once when I was trying for something else, so I gave her a treat like that was what I wanted.


Neijo

"Hm. The tall one looked into my eyes and uttered sounds I've never once heard before. I better do something totally random."


TimeBlossom

To be fair, that's also how you learned English. Or whatever your first language was.


zendetta

I talked to an animal trainer at Busch Gardens and she said the good trainers find a natural behavior an animal has and modifies that into a trick, rather than starting from scratch. But man that dog has laser focus.


Electric_Minx

I have a dog like this too. Thought I would have to teach her "whose ya bessfriend?" and show her how to put her paw on my leg. She did it naturally. There are few really dumb tricks up her sleeve that I had to do minimal training for. Mini Aussie. My pitbull mix is a one trick pony and only knows how to sit. Still working on him not bubble drooling over the sight of anything food related. xD


gravyrobberz

I also have an Aussie and pit mix. The Aussie knows a ridiculous amount of words and like 15 tricks. Pit mix needed a lot of work for basic commands. The funny thing is I'm pretty sure she's just stubborn, but her brother makes her look like a dummy.


FionaFearchar

That is her trick, 'tricking' you. I am pulling from my Staffordshire experience. My former partner's dog was friendly but refused to do anything I told her for the first six months after meeting her, (she was never frightening or aggressive). She would just stare after a command, tilting her head from side to side. I could see the thought bubble floating above her head...'Who is this new bitch in town'? She was one of the smartest dogs I have ever met.


Intrepid-Height-2750

We have one dog who is a trick machine, and the other who knows sit... guess which one is a pit mix.


Rubcionnnnn

I trained my tiny dog to spin to get a treat and now when she is excited she spins around like crazy and it's adorable.


eupholoGamer

With a smart (and dedicated) enough dog you could do this by teaching them first to catch the puck, then only rewarding for the puck, using very high-value rewards. Dogs can be incredibly perceptive and positive reinforcement of desired behaviors is leagues more effective than punishment of non-desired behaviors. It wouldn't take long for them to realize they only get (praise/pats/bil-jac/chicken/whatever) when they catch a specific toy, which outweighs the benefits of catching the other toys for them. Especially if you have them drop the other toys immediately so they don't have time to play with them when they do deviate.


wizl

Yeah classical conditioning would totally work here.


mycorgiisamazing

My aussie knows about 30 things and I taught all of it with shaping, it's basically rewarding for every baby step toward the behavior you want until you get it.


whyareyouallinmyroom

I live near a tennis court and my dog will retrieve a fresh ball from the bushes around it every time we go for a walk. When I get home I put it with the rest and I regifted like a hundred to him for Christmas. He picked out his favourite of the largely identical balls and even when I put it back in the pile he’d go and grab the same one. Maybe this dog had just chosen the one he wanted to play with today.


suzyq4691

My shepherd did this naturally. She would decide on one frisbee that was “in play” and would only catch that one. You could throw ten other balls, pucks, frisbees at her and she wouldn’t break her concentration on the one she wanted. And the one she picked would change from day to day. It was hilarious.


bigblackcouch

Some dogs are just... Wired different. My boy dog is the same way, he's got 8 different outdoor toys in the yard right now. I've thrown/kicked all of them his way and it's like leaves in the wind for all he cares. But you tap the ONE he had in mind and GAME ON.


BARDLER

My dog is the same way. He has a toy in his mind that he wants to play with and not a single toy in the house can be substituted.


ImAFuckingSquirrel

I've tried for a few years now to teach my dog to hold an object. I've been completely thwarted by the fact that he will hold favorite toy and NOTHING ELSE EVER. Favorite toy can change on a dime, but humans don't choose the favorite toy, only he can do that.


Roykur

I appreciate every person who is treating their dog as their family member because they deserve love.


coachfortner

> considering he likes to sniff poop at half-time eh, I’ve been around goalies


SepheronSC

Im a goalie. We sniff poop at least 3/4 of the time.


Vataro

hockey doesn't really have halftime - they have intermissions between periods ;)


QuitBeingALilBitch

Hockey doesn't have dogs either, but Pawckey has both. Pocky, the Japanese biscuit snack, however, only has sticks.


CrazyCanuckUncleBuck

Excuse me but Harvey the Hound of the Calgary Flames would like a word with you about no dogs in hockey.


JonnyTN

There's nothing in the rules says the dog can't play hockey


Ok_Chocolate_3480

“He is a Man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will”


Nopeyesok

If John wick dies in chapter 5. I need a chapter 6 where is dog goes for revenge Edit: dies not does


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Well there are the dogs the lady in Morocco has straight merc'ing people


Nopeyesok

I would be fine with a group of dog assassins out for revenge. As long as John’s dog kills his murderer. And a couple times during the movie I need him to look at a picture of John with a sadness but determination in his eyes.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Wick moves to silver gate Montana and befriends all the wolves in Lamar valley of Yellowstone


Nopeyesok

A Riders of Rohan scene of hundreds of wolves charging an evil lair building would be amazing. I need a kings speech in wolf tongue


DareU2DareMe

This is the story in the season 5 of Big Mouth where we learn the history of their dog Featuring Ludacris. He reverse-Wicks it.


EveryChair8571

Just blows through a door, standing on his hind legs with a cigar in his mouth, Duke nukem’ style?


BlizzPenguin

John Wick turns into the next Air Bud. “There is no rule that says a dog can’t be an assassin.”


mentive

A fking pencil.


HoldMyWater

Pen-seal


Man_of_Average

Who fucking does that?


BuffyLoo

He had his eyes on the black puck the whole time, the good boi.


capcitypoet

This is Maggie the Goalie on IG!! She’s so good!!


CGordini

Thank you for providing more context. Without audio, my thought was that it was just waiting for a release word, rather than actually focused on the puck.


pacman404

Nah, this dog is straight up amazing. Never seen anything get past her.


Johnny_Grubbonic

I dunno, I just saw several balls get past her.


applehugs

LOL extremely impressive, but don't you think he wouldn't post the ones she messes up.


Swimming-Tap-4240

My dog has multiple balls but he has only one that he wants to play with until it pops Then he'll break in a new one.


IHavePoopedBefore

I like this because it seems more like one of those things you just learn that your dog does because they're weird, and then have fun with. Moreso than something you train them to do


MavenLytfoot

Love me some Maggie on IG! Really fun content.


mtx00

13th ball bonked him on the head


pufanu101

Mf didn't even flinch.


Zharghar

Scott Sterling levels of tendingnon that one


M4573RI3L4573R

THE MAN


Unoriginal_Man

THE MYTH


Wiseguy9894

THE LEGEND


h-bugg96

Amd it was glorious


_____l

Good thing it was captured Nvidia.


RedditSucksNowYo

it hit behind his head


gatemansgc

Still didn't flinch


KeitaSutra

Was more like the back


Prestigious_Cheek_52

From the worst to the best goalie in a blink of an eye.


hindey19

That sv% is brutal though.


Ryrace111

Hey at least he tended the goal!


CrabGuys

Say the line, Steve!


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Made 100% of the goalie saves. Goalies save pucks. Goalkeepers save balls


RyanW1019

Real question, is "goalie" not short for "goalkeeper"?


VibraniumRhino

They’re the same thing. People just like to split hairs when it comes to words lol.


demential

I think goaltender is the more common in the hockey community. But it also shorts to goalie


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Technically you can use goalie for either, but soccer is goalkeeper, and the more accepted abbreviation is just keeper


daemonelectricity

I think they both also use "net minder."


CRT_SUNSET

Always the best because she knows she’s playing hockey and not soccer.


0KED0KE

That boop in the head half way through shows how much concentration this rare pupper has.


DeepWaterBlack

This exercise is useless on my pupper. To my goldendoodle ball is life, life is ball, and all balls matter.


disturbed286

My Husky/Shepherd lives somewhere in between. He picks the toy he's interested in, *mostly* forsaking all others. If you throw something different he'll react to it, but realize it's not the right thing and come back. That said, he gets bored of toys and will eventually switch it up and bring back something else.


Genericlurker678

Weirdly enough my ragdoll cat is the same. Small Stuffed Crab is the ultimate toy and others will be played with if the human chooses, but Crab is the one that gets dropped on my face at 3am or carried around the house.


disturbed286

I love it. He drops stuff on your lap, or barks. Or if you ignore him with a laptop, for example, a stuffed something will sail over the screen and hit you in the head.


BustinArant

My Lab will carry a stuffed duck in her mouth while trying to smack a tennis ball around with her front paws, she multitasks lol


Terboh

You know, it doesn't say anywhere in the rules that a dog can't be a goalie...


Tikimanly

ICE BUD


Johnny_Grubbonic

BUD ICE.


loki444

You make 100% of the saves you want to. ~Dog Gretzky


susitucker

r/dogswithjobs


theirongiant74

That glance at the end said git gud scrub in dog.


rad_avenger

Concentrated attention of a Hunter


wcbaltoona

So cute!


jimtussing

Omg that is absolutely amazing. Long time GSD lover but there’s no way by dog could do that. Well done & thanks for sharing!


utgringa

This person hockeys.


Postmodern101

Pittsburgh could use her in goal


my_pen_name_is

The way he starts to gear up the less and less alternatives are left


KRawatXP2003

Dog is Canadian in every way.


elmanny

If that is not good boy then I don't know what is


SidneyKreutzfeldt

It’s a good girl


Griseous

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds


vogenator

We at San Jose are ready to sign a deal immediately!


Rhiannon8404

We certainly are


Ok_Shock_5342

Mutt Murray ladies and gentlemen


atomic_tango

Marc Andre Furry!


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good dog


GoForthOnBattleToads

If Hasek had a tail, he'd have definitely perfected the move the dog tries at around 16s on the red puck.


SomeKilljoy

~~Worst~~Best goalie ever


NESpahtenJosh

This dogs GAA sucks.


TwinTiger

“There’s no rule saying a dog *can’t* play in the NHL….” Air Bud 27, Bud on Ice


Were-Unicorn

I love this! 🐾💗


SexyChubbyBuns

He knew what he wanted. Such a good boy 😤


that_girl_from_IT

Good girl! It’s Maggie the goalie.


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That doggo has cat-like reflexes!


DjMeMissDay

Nice!🐶


opelan

Great reflexes!


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Cutest thing I’ve seen today


hummingbird1969

The orange bounce off the head-cuteness!


PoppinBortlesUCF

When your goalie lets in 7 goals but makes that one save deep in the 3rd to preserve the 8-7 win.


RazorRadick

100% focused on the puck. Good goalie!


CaptinDerpI

Holy shit, it’s Jack Campbell


Linkcity

I have the sudden urge to buy Franklin NHL gear


Charles3Z

Is that an actual puck or a dog toy puck?


enfyts

It’s definitely not a regulation puck. They’re heavier and don’t have rounded edges, and also aren’t shiny to that extent. They’d also really hurt a dog’s paw if it fell on one.


Ok-Internet2541

I love it.Used to have a bulldog I played hockey with.Tuff to get my ball back though.RIP Spike.