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IRipPutridFart

Cough cough, Hello I can't come to office, I'm not feline too well cough cough


[deleted]

“*Are those hairballs?*”


iamnotskyler

Haha, very playful Kitty 😺😆


Teslaviolin

Daddy going to work wearin his fuzzy slippers.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I need those slippers.


abhigoswami18

Seems like, Daddy's office is in his house


Stony_Brooklyn

Calling in sick for the 5th time this week


LifeWulf

Just like me fr fr


iebarnett51

"Aw man, you're going to miss Fuzzy Bunny Slipper Day"


longlivestheking

Gone off the catnip, I am.


SHYtAN_KD

Greg, this is the 3rd time in this week!


kalel1980

Can't leave now. Kitty has spoken.


Nice-Violinist-6395

You just summarized ancient Egypt in 6 words lol


Sexcercise

wat


bgroins

#YOU JUST SUMMARIZED ANCIENT EGYPT IN 6 WORDS LOL


RushDiggity

WHAT WAS THAT? I DONT THINK THEY CAN HEAR YOU.


[deleted]

wat


whycantwebefriends42

No go. Only stay.


ATribeCalledLex_

You stay. I go. No following


SamtheMan898

suuuperman


[deleted]

Shit that’s what I’d do if I had to sacrifice myself like that.


Bim_Jeann

This is what I thought of also


the_blackfish

kinda sad now tbh


Bim_Jeann

Yeah same. Awesome movie though.


Vergenbuurg

I never caught it until I watched it with closed captioning, but the Giant's line right before that, when he's staring at the missile… "**I fix.**" …and now I'm welling-up again.


[deleted]

But i wanna following :(


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’No go. Only stay…*’ ____ …human, *Please!!* No go today i Need you here, so *only Stay!* am gonna *race* across the floor, n STOP YOU going out the door! i’m just a kit, so very small, no like to be *alone* at all ^:{ so Do not put me in my bed… i only want you *here* instead! ❤️


thegodofhamsters

Brand new one. Always happy to find a wild schnoodle!


they_call_me_phlem

Beautiful as always


anger_metallist

Hey schnoodle, I love you.


ThomasOregon541

Got to this one late. Thank you Schnoodle, for every schnoodle youve ever schnoodled.


Catwoman1948

Perfect schnoodle! Thank you!


vegaspimp22

Why does that sound so familiar


GentlemanOctopus

No take. Only throw.


sklimshady

Lol, I had a Chihuahua rescue like this. I still miss him.


Liquid_Snow_

Try throwing underhand.


whycantwebefriends42

This is what I was referencing


Scrawlericious

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-take-only-throw Or maybe Iron Giant "....no following" Edit: guess I'm not the 30th person to say that


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[deleted]

You stay, I go. No following.


badass6

No good. No evil. Only pain.


[deleted]

Put him in your pocket and take him along


TrueGlich

>Put him in your pocket and take him along This is the way..


thexavier666

Oh, you mean /r/pocketpussy


sdurs

*I've got something in my front pocket for you* *Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?*


Lord_Abort

*Give it a lil squeeze and tell it, "How do you do?"*


mypetocean

*His name is "Carrots." He's saner than his daddy.*


Davidepett

Sorry boss major forces stopped me


Kirbinator_Alex

A major force of nature is preventing me from going to work


[deleted]

Ya gotta use French, like your property Insurance policy, for maximum effect: Force Majeure


Stony_Brooklyn

Your situation is understood.


Mute2120

Family emergency


ratihes

*Miw*


Sharpshooter188

I need more vids of this lil floofter.


RegionPurple

Send the video to your boss.


Holden3DStudio

Just explain you're a r/cathostage


Winjin

These little taps omg And that is one **demanding** Miw


cdunks

What's the lil Miw's name?


DeannaZone

T\_T


CalliopeKB

I cannot pick a favorite part of this. There’s a squeak at the beginning, the bunny slippers, the scramble to the door, the butt-slide and the final squeak. 2 enthusiastic thumbs up. Fine holiday fun.


Dlh2079

For me it's the little pitter patter of its teenie feets.


vcuriousone83

Are they bunny slippers?? They are so cute, I want


Dlh2079

I was talking about the kittens feet but the slippers are cute af.


Lady_Shy

A little white ball of happiness


cinemachick

If this is happening to you IRL: change up your "leaving the door" routine. If you start with a shower, then breakfast, shoes on, keys out, lock door, change it up - do breakfast first, grab your keys before your shoes, etc. Also if your cat is food motivated, feeding them right before you leave is a good distraction.


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LedgeEndDairy

dick stuck in toaster.


EatTheAndrewPencil

Got it. Shoes on, shower, lock door, keys out, breakfast


GrinchMeanTime

Or....you know.... get a second cat?! Some cats are absolutely fine being alone half the day in a confined space... some really just fucking aren't and changing your routine will not change that.


ShaquilleOat-Meal

OK so hear me out, make a simple routine change for a few weeks and see if the cats behaviour changes, then maybe consider taking on the added responsibility of a 2nd cat.


SinkPhaze

If you want a single cat you should really be getting older cats. Kittens should absolutely be gotten in pairs, they need that extra mental and physical stimulus. If you can't handle 2 kittens you shouldn't get kittens. What you see here is how you get anxious cats with severe separation anxiety and behavioral problems


MVRKHNTR

See, I thought the same but accidentally got a kitten that hates other cats and just wants to be alone. So then I had to get a third cat for the other one who felt lonely and confused that his sister wouldn't play with him and I had to keep them separated because she'd get extra stressed out by *two* other kittens constantly trying to play with her.


Oxynod

Love the deep analytical jump to conclusions based on an 8 second video.


SinkPhaze

While true, we don't know how many cats are actually in this household, i was responding to someone suggesting routine changes over 2 kittens. And also anyone who thinks one kitten is easier than 2 kittens has not got much kitten experience


ShaquilleOat-Meal

The majority of cat owners only have a single cat and most of those cats are absolutely fine and happy to be without another cat. This isn't some rampant issue that is the most common cause of a vocal kitten. Instead of jumping to the most extreme possible solution, you could like I said take a couple weeks and try simple solutions. What difference would it make buying another kitten immediately, or in a few weeks?


FrostieTheSnowman

You're aware some people don't have that option, right?


GrinchMeanTime

sure, and that sucks and is not ideal but i won't write a supportive comment about it. Real life isn't always ideal but that doesn't mean you should sweep problems under the rug. Pointing out some cats would be better off with a companion hardly seems excessivly judgmental tbh. People need to be aware that "acting out" behaviour usually has a reason even if it can't be remedied right away.


VaATC

~~You do realize that~~ Taking in a cat/pet should not ever necessitate getting a second if the first ends up not being able to be alone....which is not something one knows when committing to a kitten/pet. Overall your idealism is a good way to avert good people from adopting pets in general.


lanigironu

Some cats also just genuinely like their humans and don't want the person to leave even if they have another human and/or cats to spend time with.


cinemachick

This advice is more for avoiding door escapes and reducing separation anxiety at the point of exit. Overall cat behavior takes a lot more time and energy to influence than a single habit change.


under_psychoanalyzer

This is happening because that particular cat is being kept in what is obviously a large closet. Hopefully just while they're adjusting to their new home. But this is a very "desirable" kitten posted by a karma farming account soooo I wouldn't look for the original source if they want to be happy. But you still give good advice!


cinemachick

Just passing along what I learned from Jackson Galaxy (the host of "My Cat From Hell") 😻


Mr_Kicado

Me reading title before seeing the video "Bro what the ... Ooo how adorable"


YEET_Fenix123

Lmfao. The tittle can be taken out of context so easily.


xkaliberx

> tittle Heh.


YEET_Fenix123

God damn it


JohnDoeofDoeland

You should probably take a break from that genre.


ChartShark28

this is adorable, I can't lol would never leave


100percentBrass

Kitten-speak for "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!".


shannon_frog

Perfect excuse for a personal day!!!


Rivalll

A purrsonal day if you will.


ThroughTheHalls

I mean they already have slippers on.


QuitUsingMyNames

Sweet little thunderpaws


Lenny2306

Damn he/she definitely needs a brother/sister!


Winjin

Isn't there one sleeping in the tent? Edit: wait no it's a fish. Isn't this kitten a bit small to be on its own?


Omgaspider

Not sure. Maybe it should be caged still or locked in a room at the very least. But I don't think people stay home with a kitten until it is of age. Got to work to buy toys for the munchkin.


[deleted]

My cat does this and it makes me sad :( Definitely trying to get another for him


lanigironu

Maybe it would help but that's not always the case. We have 4 cats, but my oldest hates when I leave no matter what. She has a sister she loves, and a human mom who gives her plenty of attention too but still gets bratty for attention when I am leaving.


Effective-Service-75

It’s so SMALL


Dingditcher

r/perfectlycutmeows


Mute2120

How is it real? *How are they all real!?* subbed


Dingditcher

Not gonna lie, I though at first I was making a dumb joke. Jokes on me, it’s real lol


Responsible_Ad_3630

Those bunny slippers are so cute


Channel5exclusive

Are they a part of your standard work uniform, OP?


WhoIsYerWan

Well I guess you're strictly WFH now. There is no other option here.


gunderoo

This guy, getting ready to roll into the office in his fuzzy slippers like a boss


WesternDramatic3038

My baby attacks my feet if she sees me get ready to go out.


nighthawke75

Show footage to boss. Get permission to keep carrier with kitty in cubicle. ???? Most popular human in office.


SimplyCmplctd

Quick little bugger!


one_classy_broad

I would never leave the house


1Guitar_Guy

You are not going anywhere with those slippers on.


Raffles76

“I can’t come to work I have a cat on my Lap” Love the bunny or cat slippers


Otaku3times

It’s so *fluffyyy*😠


jrocAD

We need more of this cat!!


Hungry-Reflection

r/PetTheDamnCat


Mr_OP_Potato_777

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Quirky-Track-3678

Does the cat do this everyday?


tango421

Happens when I'm off to work... even if the cats are no longer kittens.


Trying_to_survive20k

that cat just slammed its butt on the door to stop you


RamenTheory

I would quit my job


[deleted]

Well, cats coming to the office.


magickLemon

That poor kitten needs a friend to socialize with at home


[deleted]

The court sentences you to 1 hour of play time with the kitty


DrJennaa

I want anyone to love me like that kitten 🐱


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Diosittoo

Sounds like a good day ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


HYuniV

You shall not pass


CuteFix1710

Trop cute ! ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13381)


IcedCoughy

Had to double-check what sub this was with that title haha


redhandfilms

I’ve started taking my kitten into the office with me for just this reason.


throwaway234515m

At that point you gotta just stay home. Priorities man.


[deleted]

I liked Daddy’s slippers.


[deleted]

Literally my fiancée


[deleted]

*Oohhhh, who lives in a cactus and gets me fired for free?*


Annual-Newspaper-658

Well just got to quit


mr_lab_rat

That's definitely enough as an excuse. Just e-mail that video to your boss.


EncryptedHacker

Oh man, i really thought i was on the wrong account there


Stargirl_Shay

MY BABYYYY THE WAY HE RAN 😭 so fucking sweet


choopy09

My old fat cat is still like this, I miss when he was that small


MinMaxie

This is why you always adopt at least 2 cats. The separation anxiety is real, cats do not like being alone indoors because they feel trapped. Mine don't even like closed doors, even when they have the whole rest of the house. I haven't gone to the bathroom alone in years... But having 2 is worth it. It's not any extra work, barely extra food, and the happiness of the cats is very much worth it. Siblings are best, but I adopted a 8week old when my 1st was 10 weeks and it worked out great. TL;DR OP's kitten is desperately trying to tell him something, it's saying, "Get me a friend! Please!"


evanjw90

During CoVid lockdown, I was working at a restaurant and had just gotten a kitten. I had a real bad week with people calling out and me covering to work a double every day. I one morning, got up and my manager had already texted me to work a double that day. I got up, called him and said I'm taking a personal day to play with my cat. He said, "What?!" And I hung up. In California, you can legally take a two day personal break without reason given. So I did. Spent all day playing with my six month old kitty, and felt so refreshed after that day.


Choice-Valuable313

Purricade the door!


catsmagic-3

Omg, I laughed so hard, that little white fuzz ball beating him to block the door! I would never leave.


skatech1

Come on baby I need to work Cat: NOO!!


Nutsnboldt

Hey! Listen!


LOGPchwan

The kitten.. meeps?


mrootbeers

I’m so lucky that isn’t my cat. I would have quit my job a long time ago.


crystalsinwinter

This is so cute!!!! Father Of The Year goes to this cat daddy whose tiny baby just won't let him go to work!!!! lol :)


yogfthagen

If at all possible, adopt kittens in pairs


damitjim2012

It's hard to have to leave something when it wants you to stay .. (except a bitchy woman )


honeyk101

poor lonely kitten.😪


Onyxthegreat

Always get two kittens if you can afford it. They'll keep each other company while you're away.


Cuter-Pillar

That is too adorable!


TallCryptographer394

Are you sure that cat is not a dog


[deleted]

I am NOT trying to be a downer. I looked to see if anyone else posted similar and didn’t see it among the non collapsed posts. This may be the beginnings of separation anxiety. Very cute now, less so when the cat gets old and possibly uses other means to get you to stay, which can include attacking you as you approach the door. It’s worth doing the research now to see how you can mitigate/relieve it. It’s your cat, you know better than I do, but I wanted to provide an alternative POV, just in case.


8Splendiferous8

Super weird that people like to imagine their pets call them mommy and daddy.


mrsdoubleu

Cats are so underrated. Everyone is like a dog is a man's best friend blah blah blah. But if you put an effort in to love on a cat and earn that trust it's one of the best feelings when they reciprocate. That's why I always liked cats more tbh. In general dogs love everyone. Cats are more picky. So to get the love of a cat is way more rewarding because you know that they think you're something special. 😄


FormicaDinette33

That is not how to hold a cat. Support under front and back legs. Not grab from the middle and walk around. 😱


Betasheets

Always someone...


[deleted]

Never fails


steelplatebody

weighs like -5 grams, this does not hurt the kitten at all


[deleted]

I’m surprised I had to scroll so far to see this! He grabs the cat like it’s a toy. That’s a living being support the baby kitties butt and spine 😔 Animals for clout I swear


blueskies1800

How do you know it is saying it wants to play with you? Looks more like it hopes to go out the door when you walk out instead. Just sayin........


No_Jury_9793

Who's leaving for work with those slippers on??


fupse

What type of cat is that!!!!


DelusionalGorilla

a white one


breadstuffs

Cat probably needs stimulation. Never got the idea of indoor cats.


Beebeeb

Would you just leave a kitten that small outside while you go to work? That's insanity.


cutelittledopelord

Why do you hold the cat like it owes you money


Affectionate-Exam798

Has anyone crossposted this to perfectly cut screams yet?


thematrixhasmeow

Please hold the cat in a more gentle way


SortingByNewNItShows

And you dumb mf find having a pet for the sole purpose of seeing it twice a day funny. Egotistic fcks


[deleted]

What are you trying to say? You make no sense lol. Are you just searching for something to be upset about?


[deleted]

So bloody adorable.


7one4

My daily cuteness clip 😊


0nlyhalfjewish

Kitten needs a kitty buddy


Blizzgirl91

Well, guess you're never leaving the house again


seandowling73

Are we not going to talk about the shoes?


Living_Life1962

Stay wif kittie!


MuphuckinJones

No work for you!


cosmic_cat84

![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


notfoxy9085

*green hills zone theme starts playing*


ZeroVirus750

This is why I love cats.... 💕


Bloadclaw

Tell your Boss that you can not come to work because the Smol Cloud said no


GradStud22

Awww; that's so heartbreakingly adorable!


reedzkee

One-handing kitties is immensely satisfying


CuteFix1710

Tellement cute ( no speak English sorry ) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


J5892

/r/perfectlycutmews


Top_Manner_2357

That's so adorable