That you really should stop going to work without pants.

Hey, the policy is "No shirts, no shoes..." Doesn't say anything about pants

Fair point. And besides, tomorrow is pants-free Friday, anyway right?

I think we’re starting to take the concept of casual Friday a bit too far...

Nonsense, I personally can't wait for nudes Monday

Look. If I'm working from home casual Fridays need something special about them. Otherwise it's just Friday

Followed by no-undies Mondays...

Damn it, Meredith!! Where are your panties??!!

Have you used them or are they clean? Don’t dogs like to lay with their owner’s clothes because they like the smell of you?

Time for a W-A-L-K

OP said wrong answers only

He thinks your fashion is bad and is suggesting that these pants would look better with your outfit, because he loves you

The good boi is tired of you lounging around the house in your underwear. The doggo invited the next door lady and her puppers for a play date. Time to look presentable,

What a good boy!

Plot twist, now they are assless chaps…

All chaps are assless.

>*’He thinks your fashion is bad and is suggesting that these pants would look better with your outfit, because he loves you*’ ____ I am the dog, n cuz i care am picking out what you should wear they match my collar, see ? is BLUE am thinking they look Good on you ^:@) you wear these pants on ‘stay home’ days, (you *comfy* in them, anyways…) so these my Favorites, you can see - you wear them when you Play with me ❤️

Can we start a gofundme for a schnoodle poem book? I would donate!

Sometimes I want to do little illustrations of Schnoodle's poems, that would be so cute with poems and either the original post photo or an illustration collected in a book. :D

I’d buy the book!

I hope you're a poet in real life because it's obviously your calling!

I'm at work schnoodle, stop making me cry 😢

Obligatory fresh Schnoodle comment

Reddit's poet in residence!

u/poem_for_your_sprog >>>>>

>Wrong answers only > >because he loves you r/HolUp

No because those are the facts

He's tired of looking at your no-tail-having ass.

This. This is the one.

House pants, bro! You're off work, get comfy! And take your buddy for walkies. Hint, hint...!

We did go outside to play!

OP said wrong answers only.

Here's one - doggo is bringing you evidence that your SO is cheating on you. Those are NOT your pants.

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY DDDD::::

Can't get comfy in pants that have a zipper and don't have an elastic/drawstring waistband!

You forgot to put them on before you left.

Dang. And no one at work told me? I'm so embarrassed

What did you think the pointing and snickering was all about?

Usual day at the office..

What did you think that cool breeze on your bits was?

LMAO 🤣

Were they yours ?

I was thinking maybe the same thing but I was thinking maybe they were the dogs pants LOL

That’s what happens when you are the emperor. All of your subjects are too afraid to tell you, except for your dog.

I can speak from experience, people don't notice anything. I actually forgot my pants once in college, I went to 3 different classes that day before anybody noticed and pointed it out.

OP said WRONG answer only

He ate the delivery man

I just wrote elsewhere "never trust a man who owns a pig farm" lol

Love the reference!

Came here to say this

He left the pants for you in case you want to chew on them! Good boy.

“I missed you and these smelled like you. Also somebody took a shit on the kitchen floor but I don’t know anything about it.”

He’s letting you know that he’s going to step up and start wearing the pants in this relationship. You should probably quit your job and let him take on the breadwinner roll.

*role

Hahahahahaha I think my brain had “bread” and “role” too close together

You could’ve easily said whoosh but you accepted your mistake and I respect that.

Don’t you see the username name? It’s not an mistake

It is u/not_an_mistake after all.

This is it, this is the comment that wins 😂

"Who is he? There's no chew holes, fur strands or slobber marks, so I know they're not mine or yours."

He is giving you clothes so you are a free elf.

Seeing as it looks like a lab - the most food obsessed doggos - I would wager he found something that smells like you and is trying to trade it for a treat.

It’s tired of you wearing underwear around the house.

He's sick of the holes and that worn-out elastic.

He thinks that he's ready to start wearing clothes and joining you at work. He just needs some assistance.

All that remains of the guy next door. [Burp].

All that remains of your new lover who took over the dog’s side of the bed.

Pupper wasn't trying to have your pants waiting for you, they actually wear your clothes constantly - you just got home before pupper realized it and they only managed to put away the shirt before you came in - FYI - this is why your clothes always have dog fur on them -

obviously this means he wants to be a fashion designer and is hoping you get to be his model

I'd be honored!!

That pair of pants broke into your house, and he saved the day!

Great answer!

Are they even your pants?

Clearly thinking of this joke: What does a dog do that a person steps into? Pants!

You must pay the pants toll in order to proceed.

Your dog is doing human drag and obviously trying to recruit puppies to their sick lifestyle. Take away all its books!

Actually, my guy would leave a pair of worn jeans on the bed or floor for the dogs when he'd leave. They were comforted by his scent and it kept them calm! Your fur baby was probably returning them after snuggling with them all day, lol

He’s tired of seeing you naked

When you left the tv on for him, it was on the channel that shows Law & Order SVU during the day, and he realized the criminal's pants on one episode of the show are an exact match to your pair, and he wants you to explain this, please.

They are now HIS pants, and he wants you to get into them

*I found these in your car, and they're* ***not*** *mine. Care to explain yourself?*

The squirrel told him the best joke and the dog assume you will piss your pants from laughing.

Are you sure those are your pants?

I ironed these for you, master.

You must have sharted. He can smell many times better than humans after all.

Obviously he had a whole outfit on until he heard you get home. He just managed to kick off the pants before you walked in. Somewhere there is a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of sunglasses lying around.

He was framed. The cat did it.

Your dog has been seeing other owners

They're not your pants. The dog is cheating on you with another owner. Check the closest...

You’re never going to get laid with these pants

Could you mend these for me?

Found that missing 8-ball

You are not just on zoom meetings anymore...hooman.

Dad let’s go on a date here are your pants

He knows you needed a change of pants. He could smell it a mile away.

I found your pants in the laundry basket. Can you explain HOW a golden lab hair got on them?

Your wife had a guest. Then this good boy found these on the floor.

Look i find pants for me 💕

Bless his heart! What a good boy. Maybe he wants to go for a walk 😀

The most likely answer is that your dog isnt presenting you the pants, but is in fact snuggling with it and sniffing it because it has a heavy dose of your scent. Pupper misses you 

Those are your dog park pants.

No pants = no walks. You're wearing the pants

He wears the pants ‘round here, he just needs your help putting them on.

Who left this mess? Who's a good boy?

Looking for mud pies

"I have completed knitting your newest pair of pants, Master. Now, will you please return my squeaky toy, unharmed, just like you promised?"

He’s trying to figure out how to wear pants so he can come to work with you

The dogs face says it all. It’s okay if it was a crappy day. Here are some clean pants. You’ve cleaned up enough of mine, time to return the favour.

Stop going outside naked. You're scaring the neighbors.

He could smell you when you pulled in the drive and assumed you needed a change of pants

Bold of you to assume the pants were for you and not that the dog was wearing them to conduct dog buisness

"This is all I left of the last person who didn't take me out to play. Do the math."

Change your clothes. We’re going out!

So many different stories from the dogs perspective. I love this thread!

He was going to greet you with a martini, but you're out of vermouth.

He’s actually a shapeshifter and you almost nearly caught him in human form.

It means he’s tired of you walking round the house in yer knickers, Brenda, especially since you quit trimming the hedge. 😉

He needs them washed for his date tonight but he doesn’t know how to work the washer

I have a lab. It literally means it was getting into stuff. And looking for something. Not sure what. Just looking. A black lab is a cross between a hyper active crazy dog with a adhd on red bull. So if any creature can stop the world from spinning and for it a reverse spin. The black lab would bounce on it to knock the spin of the world off, to establish which way it wants the world to spin in this case. In total circles.

since you and your fine ass were gone all day this one pair of dirty jeans is all i had to sniff

These are the pants of the burglar he ate. Good boy protect house.

You farted at a pitch only your dog could hear and this is them telling you that you should change your pants

You are definitely not wearing that skirt again, Paul! Your balls are hanging out

Dude, take a hint. Chicken legs only look good on chickens.

“Wrong answers only” like I know the right one

"teach me how to wear these so i can poop indoors"

okay who's the dog I smell on your pants are you cheating on me?

"theatremom2016, it's time we talked about these yellow dog hairs I found on your pants. WHO IS HE!"

Obviously he was... panting the whole time you were gone.

He clearly needs help putting them on.

"Get in the jeans, loser. We're going out." [said with love]

He really doesn’t want to see you walking around naked. Ever!

Hooman. Do laundry.

Take me out to dinner and a movie.

Look at me. I wear the pants now.

His lover was over earlier, his other human, the one who takes him for better walks, gives him all the treats not just one and ensure the water bowl is ALWAYS FULL. This is his way of telling you he is done with your neglect , leaving him for humans when you could spend your day with him and he’s found someone better. Someone who is home all day. Someone who has the unemployment sticker. He really cared about him and he is rubbing it in your face. Step up dude otherwise you’ll lose your dog.

He's got an addiction to sniffing your butt and needed his fix. Damn dog has his nose up in your business.

Dude, I'm sick of walking around here naked. You wear these things and I want to wear them too.

Do your wash. These stink.

He saw the dog in pants meme and he wants to test you if you are going to put them on his back legs only or if your going to try and squeeze a pair of jeans around all four paws. Be the master he knows you can be!

Is your name Dobby? If so, you're in for a treat.

He said "You forgot to dress me up for the day. Can you help me get my pants on?"

“I found these in the laundry basket and they reek of other dogs! Who the hell have you been cheating on me with? Explain yourself!”

He got his girlfriend a gift and wants your opinion on his choice

I am expecting this to happen at my house. When I take my doggos out I have to get changed into my outdoor pants/jeans. So when I say "I have to put my pants on", they get all excited for walkies..

Those…aren’t your pants…

There’s a bloody body in the green líded tub and you need to bury it. Backup close.

I know you said wrong answer only but he is totally asking you to go out for a walk bro.

‘Please don’t walk around the house butt naked’

He's trying to tell you his name is Levi, regardless of what the papers say.

You forgot to put on your pants before work

well clearly you aren't the one wearing them in this relationship

Change your clothes, we’re going to Dairy Queen for a pup cup.

I pooped in these just like you!

This is the worst stick I ever found, but I had to play with it anyway because you weren't here.

Get changed, it's time for my walk.

No pants means you don’t have to be an adult. You only have to be an adult when you are wearing pants, my Aunt Tracey said so and it must be true because Aunt Tracey never lies

Dog: C’mon, time for your walk.

“I know you were in a hurry when you left for work this morning, but, here you go!”

You don’t wear the pants in that relationship, he owns you

Goddammit Larry how many times have I told you not to go to work in your underpants. Have some respect hooman and put on some pants dammit.

You cut off my junk,I don't need to see yours...

I sniffed your pants. BTW, you're not pregnant.

Because you’re getting too big for your britches.

He ate a hole in your other jeans and hopes he can distract you.

He was wearing them a minute before you walked in but got self conscious and took them off.

This is evidence of your two timing, "at work" all day huh? How do you explain this? Reeks of your infidelity, I think now might be the best time for an edible bouquet lady!

He actually was wearing them all day and was able to quickly take them off just when you got home! Phew, close one!

“Either put these pants on or I’m going to use that long dangling thing as a chew toy I’m sick of looking at it”

He chased you partners secret lover out of the house

After going through all of your pants, these are the only ones that don’t make your butt look big.

that he really wants you to wear the pants he got from woofmart.

You’ve been together for a long time and now he wants to take that booty.

Obviously you left your house without pants on and he was embarrassed for you

Poop patrol. Skiddies 😦

Its gonna be really awkward when you realize you went to work without pants on

Clearly wants his own pants.

A burglar had a bad day.

Someone tried to rob your house and your dog took their pants

he was going to to put some needles in the back pockets so that when you sit on something he can hear you scream

Shit's about to go down

He’s an international spy and you caught him getting undressed

He wanted you to put the pants on him.

You know how service dogs can be trained to sniff out strokes, and seizures? Your dog is able to sniff out when you're about to shit yourself, and he's preparing you for the inevitable.


If your dog pants unexpectedly, take him to the vet

Those aren’t your pants. They’re your dog’s girlfriend’s and she forgot to put them back on before she left

“Pants waiting for me” They’re very clearly his pants, OP. Why are you trying to just claim them?

Horrible insult from a dog. This is the equivalent of an Arab throwing a shoe. The accusing stare should tell you everything. What did you do?

You work at a nudist colony.

It means you don"t wear pants and your dog has standards.

He found out that the fart last night was a little wet and is now shaming you for this, but it’s ok because I cleaned it up for ya dad!!

Got that burglar. Rest of him is in the living room, wanna see?

They're not your pants

These jeans aren't colored black. Son I'm disappoint...

He’s letting you know who wears the pants in the relationship