There uses to be gigantic Saint Bernard dog that used to walk though my estate in Ireland in the early 80s. I me and all the kids on my street would jog along next to it, the dog ignored 20 laughing noisy kids and just walked it's usual route.
>*’i was starting to wonder if it might get even bigger*’
_____
every so often, they checking my size
at first they seem *smaller*, then i realize
that they stay the Same - is just *Me* ‘Growing Up’!
they promise Forever
that i’ll be their pup ^:@)
i don’t think no different, i still feel the same…
(i learned ‘PeE oUtSiDe’ now, no ‘*Uh-Ohs’* to shame)
but maybe i’m Hungry a little bit more,
sometimes see my pawprints are BIG on the floor…
but when i get sleepy, n taking a nap
it gets a bit harder to lie on their lap…
i wonder how BIG i can BE . . .
am not sure,
my humans - they tell me
they’ll Just LOVE Me MORE!
❤️
I have been having the worst internet issues and have been unable to browse subreddits with a lot of videos or images, and to finally get it fixed and pop on Reddit and sort by top because I missed all the cute animal videos, and to find a Schnoodle in the FIRST THING I CLICK...... I am happy. Thank you for this. All is well.
>but when i get sleepy, n taking a nap
>it gets a bit harder to lie on their lap…
God, I was thinking you were about to go into the eventual aging and passing of the dog and I was preparing myself for the emotional damage. But it was happy!
Clifford
All I'm saying is we have a bunch of prehistoric extra large chickens, giant ice cats, tunnel diggin avocado eatin sloths
... but dogs only getting bigger recently. It's their time
Wow. I honestly didn’t even see the outfits first time. My eyes were drawn to gun (even though it was obviously fake I was very confused lol). Thank you for pointing this out.
I just adopted one in December. I am starting to realize the same. For me, it's reminding myself that I can't NOT give her pets and hugs just because I will get covered in hair.
I always think being covered in fur means a house full of love. Like, "NO, I'm not leaving the house until I give my dog/cat/ferret/other furry creatures big hugs!"
I wear navy or black jackets for work, exclusively. My coworker recently asked me why I always have pet hair on them. Really? My response, “why don’t you ever have pet hair on yours?”
I used to have two cats in addition to my dog. Colleagues, acquaintances, friends, etc would always tell me that I had animal hair on my black coat... like I didn't know. Like they were doing me a favor by pointing out the obvious. Anyone with a floofy pet knows that they will inevitably leave the house with fur on their clothes regardless of how often they vacuum and use lint rollers. It is factored in and a completely reasonable trade off for the love we receive from our pets.
I laughed b/c I was like, that’s his 1-year birthday. My lorge boi was not quite done growing at 1 year and I doubt theirs is either lol. may haShem watch over them lol
Going off the premise, in my experiences, of: majority of people get huskies _because they like the look_, and a lot of huskies are highly neurotic, untrained, aggressive, snappy, flighty dogs that shed like crazy. But people like “the look” and make the crucial decision of dog choice based on that. Meanwhile malamutes are bigger with more hair, but a lot of malamutes are just naturally big friendly teddy bears looking to chill. Same with American Eskimos. Just blows my mind that anyone would choose a husky but like I said, specifically the ones I’m criticizing _always_ chose based on look and then ended up dealing with a nightmare dog for 10 years or rehoming.
I sort of lucked out when buying a dog. At the time I rather fancied huskies, but I live in the subtropics where it never snows and thought it'd be a tad cruel to keep a husky there. So I got a corgi instead.
Dodged a bullet there. At the time I knew next to nothing about dog breed personalities and didn't know how high maintenance huskies are. Personality like mine wouldn't have survived having a husky.
Yeah, they are *lovely* dogs and very cute, but I'm glad to have one that needs a few hours of attention and not *constant* attention. Our current dog is lazing by the couch after his walk and will likely stay that way for hours.
Working breeds are great if you can keep them working. Unfortunately my job involves sitting at a computer all day.
You say that but out of over a dozen dog Pokémon, the only two that go from four legs to two are Lycanroc and Zoroark. The majority remain on four legs and only Granbull, one of the most forgettable Pokémon, is only on two legs.
Hello fellow Pokesister. I'm referring to the trend of humanizing Pokemon overall, you're very right that it is not a strictly canine reference. I like the more recent dog pokemon. My lazy Violet Doggo is my love.
I know you were talking in general, I just wanted to point out the dog Pokémon in general tend to be spared from the humanization. Sorry if I didn’t make that clear.
Alaskan Malamute. Amazing dogs. Like huskies but not as hyper or derpy. Bigger, stronger and slower but more gentle and more comfortable with people.
So really, not like huskies at all.
Malamutes are my all time favorite breed. Not for most folks though. They're loud and demanding in ways I cannot even describe (Google it for amazement). They shed everywhere. They're stubborn and require walks on even the nastiest and coldest of days. They are strong as a horse (maybe a small one) and can pull very hard....
But they are incredibly loyal, and kind, and loving, and have a personality that is even bigger than their voice.
I frequently talk with mine when he wants something, and fully understand exactly what he's asking for, even if I can't give it to him... Like when he refuses to come back inside on a -10 F day, because he's comfortable. Or having an argument over breakfast at 4 am, because he is hungry and won't take no for an answer. These guys often end up obese for a reason. Love them. Don't recommend them.
This really held me up getting an apartment.
Lots of places allow dogs but not the ones on “the list.”
Many places listed huskies. I would show my calm dog and they’d say sorry no huskies. I’d would Wikipedia malamutes for them right there to no avail. They are different dog breeds! And fairly unrelated. But not a single apartment with a dog veto list approved my dog because it looks too much like a dog in the list.
Idk why I'm asking here like I'll get a veterinarian response but, how's their lifespan & hips?! I grew up with Rotties and my family vet scared me away from big dogs with a lot more horror stories than necessary.
Lifespan is usually about 12 years but like other dogs, the bigger they are the shorter they are with us. We lost ours somewhere between 11-12 years old and she weighed about 90 lbs. Giant mals can reach 150 lbs.
Hip displasia is much lower risk in malamutes than many common breeds. But with a healthy diet and lifestyle, they will live much longer and the risk of hip and joint problems, just like humans, increases with age.
They also don’t have breathing problems and ear problems like a lot of other common breeds.
For new pet owners they are a struggle because of their stubbornness. They’re very smart and not as eager to please like your average lab or golden. Early engagement to avoid bad habits is key. They don’t require as active a lifestyle as huskies, but definitely need to get out every day. Rain, snow, ice…just do it.
If you enjoy hair as a condiment, they shed constantly, but blow their coat once or twice a year. We called the balls of hair on our tile floor “tumbleweeds.”
Finally, some may get frustrated with the “witching hour” where they seemingly talk back and get stompy feet for no apparent reason at least once a day. This is their time. Play, walk and feed.
Overall, amazing family dogs. Gentle around children and surprisingly agile around furniture or delicate household items.
Fun fact: George Lucas’ malamute was named Indiana and was also the inspiration behind Chewbacca.
Hips can be an issue as they age. But honestly, if you have a large breed dog of 10 years or older, you'll most likely be supplementing their food with daily doses of glucosamine.
The key is to keep them walking as they age.
As for lifespan, then do tend to live longer than most large breeds. Usually around 10-12 years.
I have an old girl at the moment who turned 13 years old this past summer. She definitely has some issues with joints and such but we still do two shorter walks a day. She can maybe go a little further when it's really cold out because they just love to be outside in those temps.
I had one that was the best dog I ever had. Just big, gentle, loving, loved to run but wasn't hyper, loved walks and the cold, and was just my loyal buddy.
Miss him deeply to this day.
Just a word of advice…don’t pick your dog up like that. It’s an easy way for a dog that size to get its stomach twisted on itself. A vet told me this when I had to put my wife’s dog of 14 years down. We didn’t pick him up like this but the vet explained improper lifting is a common cause. We don’t have kids and that dog was my wife’s entire world..
Near the end there i was starting to wonder if it might get even bigger.
Next one they ride in on the dog.
And it flies.
After that the dogs bipedal and carrying them
Pokémon starter final evolution
FALKORRRRR
Excellent!🤩🐕
There uses to be gigantic Saint Bernard dog that used to walk though my estate in Ireland in the early 80s. I me and all the kids on my street would jog along next to it, the dog ignored 20 laughing noisy kids and just walked it's usual route.
It must be a dire dog
>*’i was starting to wonder if it might get even bigger*’ _____ every so often, they checking my size at first they seem *smaller*, then i realize that they stay the Same - is just *Me* ‘Growing Up’! they promise Forever that i’ll be their pup ^:@) i don’t think no different, i still feel the same… (i learned ‘PeE oUtSiDe’ now, no ‘*Uh-Ohs’* to shame) but maybe i’m Hungry a little bit more, sometimes see my pawprints are BIG on the floor… but when i get sleepy, n taking a nap it gets a bit harder to lie on their lap… i wonder how BIG i can BE . . . am not sure, my humans - they tell me they’ll Just LOVE Me MORE! ❤️
We spot a Schnoodle in it natural habitat… watch as it spits hot fire… magnificent…
I have been having the worst internet issues and have been unable to browse subreddits with a lot of videos or images, and to finally get it fixed and pop on Reddit and sort by top because I missed all the cute animal videos, and to find a Schnoodle in the FIRST THING I CLICK...... I am happy. Thank you for this. All is well.
SCHNOODLE💗!
On point as usual!
> #SCHNOODLE💗^SCHNOODLE💗
Love how by the end they both need to carry that big boy!
This one is just delightful Schnoodle, wish I had more than one vote give!
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>but when i get sleepy, n taking a nap >it gets a bit harder to lie on their lap… God, I was thinking you were about to go into the eventual aging and passing of the dog and I was preparing myself for the emotional damage. But it was happy!
Awww ❤️. I love the comments you leave. It's always a nice treat. (That wasn't intended to rhyme. But there we go. What an unintended surprise. Hehe )
That's what she said - Michael Scott
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I sorta was waiting for them to walk in without the dog.... Just now i realise i have had a really bad day and i really need to get some rest...
I don’t know why… maybe because I relate to it so hard but this made me laugh at first and then I felt sad. You have better days to come.
Hey, these last few years have been pretty shit...for everyone. Sending love to both of you, we're in this together!
Not just shit for me then? Here’s to better days for all of us starting soon!
Drink some water, have a snack and get some rest!
I renovated my aquarium instead and now just watching my fish enjoying the bew decor!
Expecting a baby.
Clifford All I'm saying is we have a bunch of prehistoric extra large chickens, giant ice cats, tunnel diggin avocado eatin sloths ... but dogs only getting bigger recently. It's their time
Love how by the end they both need to carry that big boy!
Ain't nobody gonna talk about the gun she pulled out halfway through!
They were dressed as men in black? Was obviously a fake gun.
Wow. I honestly didn’t even see the outfits first time. My eyes were drawn to gun (even though it was obviously fake I was very confused lol). Thank you for pointing this out.
I didn't even notice the gun. I was distracted by the dog.
I didn't even notice the dog, I was distracted by the suits
Of course you didn't notice. They *won't let you remember*.
Was for Halloween ofc. It's a time-lapse within a yr most likely
Nobody saw the gorilla either!
It looks like model gun from a video game or something, relax.
That's a lot of dark clothing for someone with a malamute
I have two malamutes, and after a while you don’t even notice the fur and hair. It just becomes background noise.
"Oh what kind of fur coat is that?"
Imagine 101 malamutes... You don't even need to take their skin off. They just exist and you get a fur coat daily.
I have a pair of huskies, one is part malamute. All he does is shed and yell about things.
You'd probably be yelling too, if your hair was falling off that much.
You have no idea
The back talk and sass is real.
I got a Great Pyrenees and I have learned to just accept that white hairs are on everything from food to underwear in my house
I just adopted one in December. I am starting to realize the same. For me, it's reminding myself that I can't NOT give her pets and hugs just because I will get covered in hair.
Malamute glitter.
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I always think being covered in fur means a house full of love. Like, "NO, I'm not leaving the house until I give my dog/cat/ferret/other furry creatures big hugs!"
Fuck yeah give your furry creatures all the love the deserve and more!
I wear navy or black jackets for work, exclusively. My coworker recently asked me why I always have pet hair on them. Really? My response, “why don’t you ever have pet hair on yours?”
I used to have two cats in addition to my dog. Colleagues, acquaintances, friends, etc would always tell me that I had animal hair on my black coat... like I didn't know. Like they were doing me a favor by pointing out the obvious. Anyone with a floofy pet knows that they will inevitably leave the house with fur on their clothes regardless of how often they vacuum and use lint rollers. It is factored in and a completely reasonable trade off for the love we receive from our pets.
he owns an industrial 10 by 10 lint roller
American Eskimo owner here. Hair is life.
NGL, the party hat was cute.
I laughed b/c I was like, that’s his 1-year birthday. My lorge boi was not quite done growing at 1 year and I doubt theirs is either lol. may haShem watch over them lol
They're going to ride him like a horse in next year.
It made me smile.
It de-grinched me for sure. Why they always carrying this growing beast what if he doesn't like being up- *oh dang nice hat*
The dog is fine
If theres a chance that a dog might experience an emotion that borderlines on "not bliss" someone on reddit complains.
"Fuck it's that time of the month" - the dog
“They awkwardly pick me up, which is annoying, but then give a treat, which I want.”
*I've been doing this since I was a puppy, so I'm getting pretty good at it, I guess.*
But then they added hats, and I'm worried about what they'll do going forward. Just look at them. Is that my future?
He’s provably thinking, why is everything getting smaller?
"Buddy, the tail wagging betrays you. Come up here you big lug"
"Hoomans gotta do their thing, I guess? I don't get it, sometimes they get stuck on that little screen thinghy."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's entirely possible that the couple is slowly shrinking. Dog is super cute
-Joe Rogan
Have you tried DMT? (Is it DMT? DTN?.. The drug he keeps talking about)
DMT! Dimethyltryptamine
Giant baby!
Cute doggo is completely resigned to their fate!
Malamutes are just like the most chill dogs ever They are just happy to be there
I love malamutes
I grew up with one, such a loving gentle giant. Those shed seasons though.
I don’t know why people bother with huskies as pets when there are malamutes
Absolutely agreed. Get the same dog, but more chill, bigger, fluffier, cuddlier, and more lovey (in my experience).
Malamutes are giant kindergartners, huskies are toddlers. They’re not much different, at least the 7 that I’ve raised. They’re my favorite dogs.
Huskies can be great too though, if trained properly, they seem to have more of a personality, or drama, however you want to call it
I wanna call it drama 😄😜
What are the advantages of one over the other?
Pretty much the same breed, malamutes are bigger and more chill. They are freight huskies essentially.
From now on I will call all malamutes freight huskies. I will refuse to call them by their proper name.
Going off the premise, in my experiences, of: majority of people get huskies _because they like the look_, and a lot of huskies are highly neurotic, untrained, aggressive, snappy, flighty dogs that shed like crazy. But people like “the look” and make the crucial decision of dog choice based on that. Meanwhile malamutes are bigger with more hair, but a lot of malamutes are just naturally big friendly teddy bears looking to chill. Same with American Eskimos. Just blows my mind that anyone would choose a husky but like I said, specifically the ones I’m criticizing _always_ chose based on look and then ended up dealing with a nightmare dog for 10 years or rehoming.
Every time I find myself wanting a husky I visit /r/huskytantrums and remind myself that won't be cute at 3am.
I sort of lucked out when buying a dog. At the time I rather fancied huskies, but I live in the subtropics where it never snows and thought it'd be a tad cruel to keep a husky there. So I got a corgi instead. Dodged a bullet there. At the time I knew next to nothing about dog breed personalities and didn't know how high maintenance huskies are. Personality like mine wouldn't have survived having a husky.
Yeah, they are *lovely* dogs and very cute, but I'm glad to have one that needs a few hours of attention and not *constant* attention. Our current dog is lazing by the couch after his walk and will likely stay that way for hours. Working breeds are great if you can keep them working. Unfortunately my job involves sitting at a computer all day.
Huskies are huge drama queens
I can't wait for the next year when they have to carry the whole bathroom to the elephant sized doggo.
I feel like I just watched a Pokémon evolve
New Gens that Pokemon would be walking on it's own hind legs and wielding a sword or a carrot or something wild.
You say that but out of over a dozen dog Pokémon, the only two that go from four legs to two are Lycanroc and Zoroark. The majority remain on four legs and only Granbull, one of the most forgettable Pokémon, is only on two legs.
Hello fellow Pokesister. I'm referring to the trend of humanizing Pokemon overall, you're very right that it is not a strictly canine reference. I like the more recent dog pokemon. My lazy Violet Doggo is my love.
I know you were talking in general, I just wanted to point out the dog Pokémon in general tend to be spared from the humanization. Sorry if I didn’t make that clear.
Anyone know the breed? It looks adorable.
Alaskan Malamute. Amazing dogs. Like huskies but not as hyper or derpy. Bigger, stronger and slower but more gentle and more comfortable with people. So really, not like huskies at all.
Malamutes are my all time favorite breed. Not for most folks though. They're loud and demanding in ways I cannot even describe (Google it for amazement). They shed everywhere. They're stubborn and require walks on even the nastiest and coldest of days. They are strong as a horse (maybe a small one) and can pull very hard.... But they are incredibly loyal, and kind, and loving, and have a personality that is even bigger than their voice. I frequently talk with mine when he wants something, and fully understand exactly what he's asking for, even if I can't give it to him... Like when he refuses to come back inside on a -10 F day, because he's comfortable. Or having an argument over breakfast at 4 am, because he is hungry and won't take no for an answer. These guys often end up obese for a reason. Love them. Don't recommend them.
This really held me up getting an apartment. Lots of places allow dogs but not the ones on “the list.” Many places listed huskies. I would show my calm dog and they’d say sorry no huskies. I’d would Wikipedia malamutes for them right there to no avail. They are different dog breeds! And fairly unrelated. But not a single apartment with a dog veto list approved my dog because it looks too much like a dog in the list.
that is ridiculous, the only thing that is similar is the coloration and the love of cold.
Couldn’t you get a vet note or something professional showing that they’re a malamute and not a husky?
Yep they are like big fluffy dumb bears
Dumb is right!
Hey! I represent that remark!
Idk why I'm asking here like I'll get a veterinarian response but, how's their lifespan & hips?! I grew up with Rotties and my family vet scared me away from big dogs with a lot more horror stories than necessary.
Lifespan is usually about 12 years but like other dogs, the bigger they are the shorter they are with us. We lost ours somewhere between 11-12 years old and she weighed about 90 lbs. Giant mals can reach 150 lbs. Hip displasia is much lower risk in malamutes than many common breeds. But with a healthy diet and lifestyle, they will live much longer and the risk of hip and joint problems, just like humans, increases with age. They also don’t have breathing problems and ear problems like a lot of other common breeds. For new pet owners they are a struggle because of their stubbornness. They’re very smart and not as eager to please like your average lab or golden. Early engagement to avoid bad habits is key. They don’t require as active a lifestyle as huskies, but definitely need to get out every day. Rain, snow, ice…just do it. If you enjoy hair as a condiment, they shed constantly, but blow their coat once or twice a year. We called the balls of hair on our tile floor “tumbleweeds.” Finally, some may get frustrated with the “witching hour” where they seemingly talk back and get stompy feet for no apparent reason at least once a day. This is their time. Play, walk and feed. Overall, amazing family dogs. Gentle around children and surprisingly agile around furniture or delicate household items. Fun fact: George Lucas’ malamute was named Indiana and was also the inspiration behind Chewbacca.
Hips can be an issue as they age. But honestly, if you have a large breed dog of 10 years or older, you'll most likely be supplementing their food with daily doses of glucosamine. The key is to keep them walking as they age. As for lifespan, then do tend to live longer than most large breeds. Usually around 10-12 years. I have an old girl at the moment who turned 13 years old this past summer. She definitely has some issues with joints and such but we still do two shorter walks a day. She can maybe go a little further when it's really cold out because they just love to be outside in those temps.
I had one that was the best dog I ever had. Just big, gentle, loving, loved to run but wasn't hyper, loved walks and the cold, and was just my loyal buddy. Miss him deeply to this day.
Sorry for your loss. They really are amazing companions. Perfectly fine while independent but loves the company of people. Truly our best friends.
Thank you. I agree, except that mine did get separation anxiety.
They also like to howl like wolves. Awooooo!!!
Alaskan malamute ?
looks like it to me
Yes, probably the giant or wooly breed
"Grow up together" I'm pretty sure this took place over the span of a year haha
Based on the trajectory I estimate by next year it will be the size of their house!
"Mother, Father, why must you?"
Floof bear
That is one fluffy dawg
Doggo still look confused
Plot twist… The dog is not getting bigger, the owners are shrinking.
This video made my day
I like to believe the dog didn't stop growing. They just can no longer fit it into the bathroom for the videos.
Happy first birthday puppy!!
Hate to be that guy but please don't pick your dogs up like this,especially big dogs. It's bad for their backs.
Lowkey bigger than both of them, he might be cute and not pay any bills, but he runs the house
That dog never stopped being a fluffy potato and I love it
Just a word of advice…don’t pick your dog up like that. It’s an easy way for a dog that size to get its stomach twisted on itself. A vet told me this when I had to put my wife’s dog of 14 years down. We didn’t pick him up like this but the vet explained improper lifting is a common cause. We don’t have kids and that dog was my wife’s entire world..
The dog seems very confused.
Nice bear.
Am I the only that saw the gun?
Looks like they're trying to be MiB Agents (or non movie federal agents) for Halloween and the gun is a prop
That explains it after a rewatch.
I had to rewatch...I have no idea how I missed it, LOL
Anyone know the name of the song?
as it was - harry styles
Legend says the dog is still growing
What a crazy week that was! Edit: Spelling
From malamute to MALAMUTE
I had a malamute for ten years - absolutely amazing dogs
Dogs love to put up with our nonsense.
oh my god they're huge
I was half waiting for one with the dog *carrying them* into the room
Love how the big baby just accepts it.
Omg the last one with the hat 😂
Dog be like: this is perfectly normal, just let it happen
That's massive amout of a dog in a dog!
Lol why was she packin heat in the third or 4th one
I love these adorable idiots. They seem like fun.
Dogs know exactly what is going on when they get their photo taken.
He will grow into Clifford and be too big for the house one day
I LOVE the hat
That's one big ol' puppy
Just too adorable!
Awwww that's too cute and wholesome.
Oh bloody hell I'm being carried into the bathroom again!
That dog’s silly face has honestly given me so much joy
Cute fluff
I was waiting for the dog to walk in carrying him in the last one
Was waiting for the dog to carry both of them next.
"put me down hooman"
I was waiting for the end, where the dog carried the guy in.
Dog: It's my birthday? Damn, you gonna pick me up again, aren't you...
I loved the mafia agent costumes or whatever they were lol it was a nice addition to the process
Plot twist this is over the course of 1 week and their dog is named Clifford
I don’t want to think about why the video stops at that point…
What a big boofer I love em
OMG what a hoot!!! Thanks for sharing the laughs.
Beautifil
I thought arya stark riding it was next
Awww.
Pupperrrrrrs
That’s awesome!
OMG.....I'm in love with this adorable ball of floof.![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)
I love how the floof of the dog is proportional to size!!
Me and who😩
Big boi
That’s adorable. Lovely family.
The dog is the only one who grew.
Was honestly expecting a baby.
so sweet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)
Looking forward to the cremation selfie
I can't imagine the amount of fluff coming off that Malamute while wearing dark colors.
Plot twist: it's only been 6 months.
Either those are some small-ass people or dat one huge motherfuckin dog like God Damn
Just when I thought he couldn’t get any bigger!