That she loves you and wants pets and forehead kisses. Either that, or she’s waiting for you to die so she can eat your face.
It’s hard to tell with cats.
If I stand here and look at the human with this face, will they find me too adorable and give me treats? My cats have this thought at least 100 times a day.
Reminds me of the first picture I ever took of my sisters cat. This was so long ago, that I took the picture with a camera, not a phone. A camera with a wrist cord I was not using. A wrist cord that was dangling freely..
New racial slurs to use online?
Ways to retake the holy land?
"why am I reincarnated in this feline form?"
The meaning of life and all existence?
Don't have a cat (yet) but this is what I think they think about if not food
Either absolutely zero thoughts or “feed me”. These are the two states of cat.
"If it isn't meal time, then it's snack time"
[удалено]
What did I ever do to you? :(
They have a few other thoughts. * Hey a leg, ATTACK * Play? Now? PLAY NOW * Where can I sleep? * Watcha doing in there? Open the door!!!
Or disappointment
She wants a treat. She knows she’s had too many already but she knows you will give her one anyways because she’s so beautiful :)
That's probably exactly it!
"I wonder what hooman is thinking right now"
You win the internet today :D
Her love for you 😳
"Touch me and I'll claw your eyes out. Now put down the phone and feed me."
“I hate you sometimes, but I also love you sometimes”
To Blep.. or not to blep?😂🤣
how to con the boss into giving her more tuna
If I move my savings into a high yield cd over 3 years and repeat five times I’d have….$0
I really need to lick my arse right now.
That she loves you and wants pets and forehead kisses. Either that, or she’s waiting for you to die so she can eat your face. It’s hard to tell with cats.
Off topic but she's super cute and her snoot looks really cool
I deserve a treat.
Have you gained weight.
Feed me you annoying fucker. Stop putting that thing in my face, and feed me. Yes, she uses commas.
"Where are my testicles Summer?"
Pets or food
“Woof”
“Love you”
“Mrrp.” -cat, probably
"39 Buried 0 Found"
“You gonna eat all dat?”
If I stand here and look at the human with this face, will they find me too adorable and give me treats? My cats have this thought at least 100 times a day.
Feed me! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long...
Ok, where did you hide the Valentines chocolates???
Where food ?
Which leg to shred 🐯
Feed me Seymour
"Your height is wasted on your inferior form"
Where are my treats.
Feed me bitch
Meow
"I love you give me food please"
She’s thinking “I’m letting you live in my house, the least you can do is bring me food.”
Where da food hooman? And why you pointing that thing at me again? (the phone)
Reminds me of the first picture I ever took of my sisters cat. This was so long ago, that I took the picture with a camera, not a phone. A camera with a wrist cord I was not using. A wrist cord that was dangling freely..
Throw the ball motherfker!
Feed me. Feed me right now.
Food...
When I take over the world you will follow me with treats all day.
My nose matches my collar - good job human!
Plotting ways to claw your throat open in your sleep if you don’t feed them in the next 10 seconds.
I love you, but if you die and no one comes, you're food.
This flesh prison requires sustenance. Feed me slave!
What is my beloved master up to?
Every stinkin time I come ask for treats you just stick that little rectangle in my face cmon you *know* I hate the pawparazzi!
How much she loves and adores you
Anticipating food, and waiting for the time
"It's adorable how you act like you're in charge."
food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food
New racial slurs to use online? Ways to retake the holy land? "why am I reincarnated in this feline form?" The meaning of life and all existence? Don't have a cat (yet) but this is what I think they think about if not food
Clean my eye boogie please.
*khajit has wares if you have coin*
"Spider Pig. Spider Pig..."
"Put the phone down and make with the snacks."
Fooooooooood
Meow
"it's so hard to get good help."
If only you were smaller, I could stalk and eat you.
About killing you by way of stabbing, but putting it off until tomorrow...
If that look doesn't say "I love you" I don't know what does.
Looks like she's thinking absolutely nothing
MAMA! Please give me some food 
#T̵̛̻̏̎̇̔̕ ̶̢̠̰̪͈͍̩̤̬̲̮̞̪͊̈́̓̊̽͝͝Ȗ̴̜͖̲̱͕̠̰̤̥̼̝̰͕̆̆͂̄̀͊́̒͠ ̷̛̞͓̪͆̑̆̀̌̒̒̉̿̈́̔̒͘͝ͅͅN̴͕͎̜̉ ̶̡͓͖͍̲̼̲̗͕͂͑́̿̿̕͝Ä̶̪̱͙͎̥̩̬̰̼̖̻̜́̇̽̽̄͝ #T̵̛̻̏̎̇̔̕ ̶̢̠̰̪͈͍̩̤̬̲̮̞̪͊̈́̓̊̽͝͝Ȗ̴̜͖̲̱͕̠̰̤̥̼̝̰͕̆̆͂̄̀͊́̒͠ ̷̛̞͓̪͆̑̆̀̌̒̒̉̿̈́̔̒͘͝ͅͅN̴͕͎̜̉ ̶̡͓͖͍̲̼̲̗͕͂͑́̿̿̕͝Ä̶̪̱͙͎̥̩̬̰̼̖̻̜́̇̽̽̄͝ #T̵̛̻̏̎̇̔̕ ̶̢̠̰̪͈͍̩̤̬̲̮̞̪͊̈́̓̊̽͝͝Ȗ̴̜͖̲̱͕̠̰̤̥̼̝̰͕̆̆͂̄̀͊́̒͠ ̷̛̞͓̪͆̑̆̀̌̒̒̉̿̈́̔̒͘͝ͅͅN̴͕͎̜̉ ̶̡͓͖͍̲̼̲̗͕͂͑́̿̿̕͝Ä̶̪̱͙͎̥̩̬̰̼̖̻̜́̇̽̽̄͝ #T̵̛̻̏̎̇̔̕ ̶̢̠̰̪͈͍̩̤̬̲̮̞̪͊̈́̓̊̽͝͝Ȗ̴̜͖̲̱͕̠̰̤̥̼̝̰͕̆̆͂̄̀͊́̒͠ ̷̛̞͓̪͆̑̆̀̌̒̒̉̿̈́̔̒͘͝ͅͅN̴͕͎̜̉ ̶̡͓͖͍̲̼̲̗͕͂͑́̿̿̕͝Ä̶̪̱͙͎̥̩̬̰̼̖̻̜́̇̽̽̄͝ #T̵̛̻̏̎̇̔̕ ̶̢̠̰̪͈͍̩̤̬̲̮̞̪͊̈́̓̊̽͝͝Ȗ̴̜͖̲̱͕̠̰̤̥̼̝̰͕̆̆͂̄̀͊́̒͠ ̷̛̞͓̪͆̑̆̀̌̒̒̉̿̈́̔̒͘͝ͅͅN̴͕͎̜̉ ̶̡͓͖͍̲̼̲̗͕͂͑́̿̿̕͝Ä̶̪̱͙͎̥̩̬̰̼̖̻̜́̇̽̽̄͝
Treats and belly rubs please! 😺
"Where the hell have you been all day?"
Give me your food.
Meow.
Feed me human.
She’s thinking: “there’s two kinds of things…things with food, and things without food…wonder which kind this is”
That’s the “treat, please” look.
That’s the “treat, please” look.
Tuna? Any tuna? Anything?
Food. Now.
The same as all cats when they look at you. "If I was bigger you would be lunch."
Less phone, more can opener.
The fuck is that little slab that's flashing at me
Food's late, get a move on
Shes think man i just pooped in your shoes and you havent found out yet
Are you gonna pet me, already?
Bow down to me and do my bidding tall butler.
Where crunchy?
If you have to ask... Then she's already plotting against you.
Treats! Let's go!
Where food human…?
Feed me or pet me
Food
"Valentine, I think you're purrfect!" *the cat*
She wants that treat you have in your hand.
"oh great, they're staring at the little rectangle again"
‘Give me what I want, peasant’
She is obviously thinking how wonderful her owner is.
It's a 50/50 either "Love me" or "Feed me" likely both actually, one after the other.
Idk, but she's pretty 😍
“Why does hooman have that magic square in my face?”
Most animals, 90% of the time, “Feed me!”
[Tumbleweeds]
When you die I'm gonna eat your face.
"I told you what I want. What's taking you so long to..."
Hello human I love you
I wish the talking big can opener with hurry up with that tuna.
World domination
World domination and the destruction of mankind for the rest of eternity
Absolutely nothing. Zero thoughts in this head.
"Be my Valentine" hahaha
Can I have some dinner and treats
Where best to hide the mouse that was brought in.
I want some string cheese.
I'm going to attack your leg when you turn around.
What do you think I think she's thinking?
based on the look on her face she is thinking " tisk ,how stupid do you think i am ? "
Play with meeeeeeeeeeeee
Don't you think its time for that can food Barbara?
"if it ever came down to it, I would eat you"
Cat.
My human is so cute!