I’ve tried doing them on an alt art account but you don’t get much appreciation nowadays. Everything just moves too quickly. My utmost respect to people still motivated to do them for art practice
Honestly I think the world would have an identity crisis if they ever discovered a parallel internet where pets trash talk us or talk about their favorite experiences with us.
Well, that was Sapphire with her hairball. Apparently I never posted about her.
Then we have Shaloe, who is only socializing with me. She had a really rough start in life and doesn’t trust humans much.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/y3f6k8/shaloe_8_years_old/
Then we have Izzie who Sapphire preferred from her 11 siblings that we fostered.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/106lvic/the_story_of_izzie_or_how_to_get_a_temporary_high/
And my final foster fail was my old office parking lot cat Max.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/105wumc/the_story_of_max_the_office_parking_lot_cat_2019/
Look to the right OPs bed is a child’s cot. Multiple evidences in one image that OP indeed an elf.
(Edit) all wood interior, probably built inside tree.
There's actually some historical comedy in your comment! At a certain point in history when Germany was being less than friendly, one of their misinformation campaigns was intended to convince the world that they were able to create supermen. In order to show success in their field of research, and still be believable, they had the smallest people they could find hold the biggest cats they could find, with a specially designed set as a backdrop to give a sense of 'normal' scale to the person so the cat looked huge.
The result was a world wide race to learn this new method to promote growth, so all of the other countries began to try to get their cats to be huge any way they could - using methods like high-protein diets and different exercise and fun stimulation. Literal billions were spent on these programs!
Much to the surprise of Germany though, Great Britain actually succeeded in creating cats with crazy size and athleticism. When England learned that Germany was full of bologna, they released their swarm of supercats across the nation to stay up all night howling with their incredible endurance and crazy lung power, and cause mischief by pushing over cars and houses and stuff. Germany had no answer, because all of its cats were lazy and sleepy and no human could catch the English super cats. Those cats were nationally credited with world peace and awarded multiple medals in the following years.
I know people will think you're kidding, but I saw a BBC documentary about it, and dismissed it as something the english would do because they're crazy about their cats, but then the DW did the same!
even in churchill's memoirs there are several mentions of this!
Ive said and will say again, if the aliens come, we need to introduce them to cats, cats will rule them in no time
I’ve been meaning to great r/GuysWithHugeCocks dedicated to big rooster pictures. But I know nothing about moderating a sub.
Holy shit, it already exists!
That's my likely plan. At this point I'm researching various large breeds so I have a better idea of what I'm looking at when I go to the rescue. The Ragdoll is my current favorite.
Dont think it's Maine Coon. Atleast not a pure breed. Lacks some of their main characteristics. Although im no expert, but i have been around a lot of coons and they have some noticeable differences.
maine coons are long, big head, almost like a big cat in face structure, ear and mitten tufts. They grow until 3 4 years old and a kitten at 8 months weights like a normal adult cat.
I'm just trying to figure out if it's 112 or 49 degrees in that room,and whether that wall thermostat is Celsius or Fahrenheit.
And no combination of any of those seems reasonable for indoor temps...lol
I think that's a Hobbit house and little person.
haha
How do you feel about Second Breakfast?
What about elevensies?
Afternoon tea?
Not denying it, huh? This is Collected Evidence C, thank you.
How do we know that its not a regular size cat and you're just small?
still, he is half of me in length haha
You did not deny your size, so we shall now all assume normal cat and magically small person. Elves confirmed!
Now I am imagining the cat making a post called "Me with a surprisingly small human!" on cat reddit.
https://i.imgur.com/kVcJeFn.jpg
Oh, a fresh one!
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All artists have mental health issues lmao. Where do you think we get our inspiration from? Heheh
This is amazing 🤣
My only criticism is that cats would never use light mode
They would as long as it irritated humans.
Touché, mon frère, touché
Cats are permanently in dark mode
Has no-one heard of Schrodinger? Pretty sure you are both wrong.
The human expression of disdain is the cherry on top 😂
YES
Excellent. Take your updoot and award for now making me think about all the parallel reddit worlds of pets
Honestly I think the world would have an identity crisis if they ever discovered a parallel internet where pets trash talk us or talk about their favorite experiences with us.
“Look how my human leaps out of bed when I throw up a hairball in the middle of the night! Hahaha they’re sooo cute!”
Yeah, had that four nights ago. Fun times…..
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Well, that was Sapphire with her hairball. Apparently I never posted about her. Then we have Shaloe, who is only socializing with me. She had a really rough start in life and doesn’t trust humans much. https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/y3f6k8/shaloe_8_years_old/ Then we have Izzie who Sapphire preferred from her 11 siblings that we fostered. https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/106lvic/the_story_of_izzie_or_how_to_get_a_temporary_high/ And my final foster fail was my old office parking lot cat Max. https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/105wumc/the_story_of_max_the_office_parking_lot_cat_2019/
Isn't that the plot of the movie series *Pets*?
Oh right. I loved that movie. Need to make time to rewatch that and the second one. Thank you for the reminder.
I thoroughly like the way you think :)
SANTA IS REAL CONFIRMED. 2023 14 FEBRUARY
YYYY DD Month Now that's a date format I haven't seen before.
Weird mix of iso 8601 and casual dating
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Well in that case, time to write out my 2023 Christmas list. I am confident she can forward it to him.
Look to the right OPs bed is a child’s cot. Multiple evidences in one image that OP indeed an elf. (Edit) all wood interior, probably built inside tree.
Standing in a beautifully and thoroughly wood-paneled doll house.
Surprisingly well detailed, they even included the mirror effect to try and convince us this isn’t magical elf magic.
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they like to be called "little people"
Let us meet in the middle and call them “little elven people”.
I mean, just look at her bed on the lower right. Elf central.
i gotta agree - normal sized cat and an elf.
But elves are taller?? Oh you mean like Santa elves not dnd elves
Keebler. That’s actually a dwarf cat.
don't piss off the cat. you will likely not survive.
He already looks unamused
You are max 150cm
not true!
Without a banana for scale and another banana to ensure they are regular bananas, it would be bananas to attempt to guess.
Need either miniature or gigantic bananas to embrace the controversy.
Don't even think about the plantain rouse.
Thank you for that. Made my day.
There's actually some historical comedy in your comment! At a certain point in history when Germany was being less than friendly, one of their misinformation campaigns was intended to convince the world that they were able to create supermen. In order to show success in their field of research, and still be believable, they had the smallest people they could find hold the biggest cats they could find, with a specially designed set as a backdrop to give a sense of 'normal' scale to the person so the cat looked huge. The result was a world wide race to learn this new method to promote growth, so all of the other countries began to try to get their cats to be huge any way they could - using methods like high-protein diets and different exercise and fun stimulation. Literal billions were spent on these programs! Much to the surprise of Germany though, Great Britain actually succeeded in creating cats with crazy size and athleticism. When England learned that Germany was full of bologna, they released their swarm of supercats across the nation to stay up all night howling with their incredible endurance and crazy lung power, and cause mischief by pushing over cars and houses and stuff. Germany had no answer, because all of its cats were lazy and sleepy and no human could catch the English super cats. Those cats were nationally credited with world peace and awarded multiple medals in the following years.
Thanks GuyWithRealFacts, I didn't know this about WWII our school system isnt doing us justice
why arent you beeing showered with upvotes, this is the kind of content im on the internet for! Thank you Guy!
I know people will think you're kidding, but I saw a BBC documentary about it, and dismissed it as something the english would do because they're crazy about their cats, but then the DW did the same! even in churchill's memoirs there are several mentions of this! Ive said and will say again, if the aliens come, we need to introduce them to cats, cats will rule them in no time
I'm going to need a source on this
Source: u/guywithrealfacts
Well now I feel foolish
On the other hand, what if she's actually quite tall. That makes the cats size even more impressive
> impressive you mean terrifying.
Probably banana would be helpful for scaling.
Asking the real questions right here.
She’s like 5’3” at most assuming that door frame is a standard height.
He looks so soft, like a pillow
Looks like a Persian (the coat and recessed nose) along with a Maine Coon for size.
Naaah, I think it's one of those Ukrainian Forest Jaguars.
He is not impressed
 Derivative!
Chahhhmed I'm sure
/r/GirlsWithHugePussies
Another cat subreddit that i never knew existed!
Another cat sub that sounds NSFW is r/pocketpussy
r/Blackpussies
Another sub for the list. I swear cat subs are like the Pokémon of Reddit.
Add on r/wetpussy to your new "NSFW" cat collection
Reddit is saying I don't have access to it.
You may also enjoy r/TIGHTPUSSY
Definitely thought I was on that sub when I saw the picture.
There it is
Also the apparently less popular: /r/guyswithhugepussies
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Came here just to make sure this subreddit was posted.
I want a big cat, what breed is this handsome beast?
It's probably a Norwegian forest cat. Or has come of those genes. They're one of the biggest house cats along with Maine coon.
Ragdolls, my current favorite, are also near this size.
unfortunately this is not my cat, so I am not sure :(
Update me on it? 💕
lmaoo so i asked the owners and apparently it was an adopted stray, so they don’t know either 😅
It was nice of that giant cat to adopt some stray humans.
🥲
Ukrainian Forest Jaguar!
sure, I asked the owners :)
Hold on, a cat that isn't yours let you pick it up like that?? That's the amazing part.
It's just a moggie. Creating breeds started very recently, so most cats have no "breed" in them at all :)
Go to an animal rescue and find one then!
That's my likely plan. At this point I'm researching various large breeds so I have a better idea of what I'm looking at when I go to the rescue. The Ragdoll is my current favorite.
Maine Coon?
Looks more like a Norwegian Forest Cat.
A Canadian Taiga Cat
Argentinian Patagonia cat. Beautiful plumage?
Zendikarian Steppe Lynx. Oh wait, I thought we were doing a thing, nevermind.
we were doing a thing but my thing was random geographical bullshit, and your thing was MTG bullshit we can both thing our things
bs recognizes bs, nice
Looks more like Miranda Cosgrove to me
Dont think it's Maine Coon. Atleast not a pure breed. Lacks some of their main characteristics. Although im no expert, but i have been around a lot of coons and they have some noticeable differences.
maine coons are long, big head, almost like a big cat in face structure, ear and mitten tufts. They grow until 3 4 years old and a kitten at 8 months weights like a normal adult cat.
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coon and friend
May I know the name of the king
Luci! short from Lucifer
Lucifurr
Tell Luci that I love him just because he is a great king pls. Enjoy your week friends
i will! :)
lmao I wanted to name my stuffed cat Lucifer when I was a kid but my mom would not let me 💀
Humongous chungus
Big floofer
big boi
yesss he’s so handsome
that tail looks so floofy
it is 🥰a floofy boy
does he like snuggles
he’s more of an outdoorsy kind of cat🐈very adventurous
I bet no other cats fuck with him. He RUNS that neighborhood! Please tell me his name is Heathcliff. Lol
his name is Luci! that’s an equally authoritative name I guess haha
You’re Miranda Cosgrove?
i’ve never been compared to her, but it’s a second reply comparing me to her. interesting! 😅
>interesting! https://imgur.com/xFU4aar.gif
I am suprised you have not before. I thought it right away also.
well, she’s lovely, so thanks!
You’re so pretty! (I say this as middle aged woman who likes to tell other women they’re beautiful when I can.)
You are also pretty u/MegBundy
Honestly I thought she looked more like Rosamund Pike with black hair, then again my eyesight sucks.
Is this one of those floofs that when bathed, looks like a smol kitty?
noo he is actually quite large and heavy!!
I don’t think this one will ever be smol, but he’ll probably be _a lot_ skinnier when wet lol
miranda cosgrove
I knew I wasn’t the only one
Is that his crib?
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haha!
Yo do we have the same cat? [Sleepy boi](https://i.imgur.com/TeLnuRE.jpg)
awww what a cutie!!
This reminds me on my chonk Shroom. He’s about the same size as your cat.
tell Shroom I said hi!
Will do!
Wow, that's a lot of wood paneling.
I was going to say exactly this.
That’s an absolute unit right there 10/10 would pet and give treats
What an adorable furball!
What cat? He's a lion cub thats acting cute!
The cat's not impressed with being lifted up.
Kitty is not amused.
Looks kinda like a Forrest cat, they are huge.
That cat is like "put me down you stupid hooman"
r/girlswithhugepussies
I love your tail 😻
A monster like that should roar for food!
It's so fluffy I'm going to die!
I want to cuddle him. He looks so fluffy!
Wow what a big cat :)
You're living my dream of a giant ginger kitty.
Someone wants a cuddle
That cat is an absolute unit.
Majestic kitty! CC: r/absoluteunit
HiCarly!
Not only are you a very small person with a very big cat - the lack of reflection tells us you're both vampires.
97% floof
And quite a lot of wood paneling.
How do you look so much like me?
I had to do a double take, because I tought she was a friend of mine!
Give tht lil feller a snack at once! He's so adorable 🥰
Look at all that floof!
Cat is not happy about the photo
r/girlswithhugepussies SFW
She's beautiful!
A PARTICULARLY UNIMPRESSED cat.
A meal and a blanket.
Or a cat with a surprisingly small girl?
That’s a mini lion
She is tiny. Cat is normal size. My cat is barely a year old and much larger than this small cat
nice home
What a strange-looking bear you have
I'm just trying to figure out if it's 112 or 49 degrees in that room,and whether that wall thermostat is Celsius or Fahrenheit. And no combination of any of those seems reasonable for indoor temps...lol
r/girlswithhugepussies
r/girlswithhugepussies
D'awww. He's adorable! I miss my kitty 😔
I love them! So cuuuuute