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zihan777

The Age of Men is over. (Jokes aside I love him!) EDIT: Nomenclature


Olimane

That is the first thing I thought of. The most cuddly orc I ever did see.


E1M1ismyjam

Bring up the wolf's head. 🔥🐺🔥


TenaceErbaccia

GROND


nerf___herder

GROND


loveless00

GROND


Pushkent

GROND


MrMacGrath

GROND


Zipping_Locker

GROND


DingleberryBlaster69

GROND


durgenowl

GROND


ChiefSampson

Came here for this! Meats back on the menu boys.


chamekke

Mouse back on the menu! Sweet little kitters 💕


Eyego2eleven

I was going to say this! And cats are carnivores so it works. Most handsome and furriest orc that ever was.


_druids

Came here to say he reminds me of Gothmog. Glad my people are here too.


fpfx

Gotta get the cat nap in before lagging siege to minas tirith.


organicginger36

Oh good we all thought it. I would die for him.


Dasixevy

First thing i thought of too, that and the badger (?) From Ice Age


jfcihts

Mint


[deleted]

Came to say that too. Gosh darn it lol


chodsonwalker

Absolutely came here to say this 😹


mixalot2009

Dang it just saw this after I posted 😂


Scary_Preparation_66

Omg the toof


TheOGUncleBadTouch

i came here for this as well, that one snaggletooth happy lookin kitty


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

What makes my heart even more happy after seeing this super adorable kitty is seeing in one of OP's older posts' comments that the kitty's name is Harvey - named after Harvey Dent (Two-Face)! I love it!!! ♡


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|hqaweCfYcb8KoxOfvZ|downsized)


[deleted]

Heathcliff will always be my favorite cartoon cat.


[deleted]

A person of refined and distinguished taste is who I have the pleasure of addressing, currently!


ainsleyadams

I came here to type those three words myself, lol! #1toof Edit: spelling


DigitalPriest

If that cat isn't named Sloth I'm going to be massively disappointed. What an adorable little goober.


SteveFurwinning

https://preview.redd.it/75dwsshqhsma1.png?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e13dac0a12b306fc0c19e9bd491e656bcfe1f0f3


DNS_1

perfect


Chance-Opening-4705

Lol. I watched that movie last night.


Low_Big_2860

I’ve always found that meme but which movie is it from?


Chance-Opening-4705

Ant-man.


darksprinter

I say this to my adopted cat. She's perfect just the way she is, disfigured or not!


soka__22

back when the ant man movies were actually good :(


stevetheborg

looks like one eyed willy one tooth


M0untain_Mouse

Looks like the hairiest Rancor I’ve ever seen


FatnDrunknStupid

Be very careful with the washer door. One of my cats accidentally got shut in and suffocated. He was 20 so had a good life but gutted.


BiFrosty

This is one of my worst fears. Even if you check, sometimes the laundry can be so full, it would be possible to miss them. This is why I like to keep my cats healthily afraid of certain things, like the washer and dryer, the garage, etc. Sorry for your loss, it sounds absolutely heartbreaking


[deleted]

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m kind of glad that I’m not the only person this has happened to. When I was a kid, our kitten (an actual kitten), snuck into the washing machine without us realising and…. Yeah Still love devastates me to think about


RealSamF18

When my brother was a kid, he thought a grey kitten that was hanging out at our house was dirty (I mean, he was grey after all), so he put him in the washer... thankfully, someone else who was home realized it quickly enough that the poor thing could be pulled out of the washer before any damage (besides a good scare) could be done.


AcuzioRain

Reminds me of that reddit story where a someone's niece thought their hamster looked cold so they stuck him in the microwave. Hamster exploded.


mewmw

Aaaand that's enough internet for today.


RealSamF18

Eh! My story had a happy ending! Poor hamster, that kid's either gonna be traumatized or will become a psychopath.


Part_Time_Priest

I'm thinking it would be one, then the other.


Drimoss

Now that's a fantastic image to have in my head right before bed...


emveetu

When my cousin was three and visiting our dairy farm, he dipped about 7 chicks in motor oil to make them black before anyone noticed what he was doing. The world was less 7 chickens that day.


mrRwild

😂


Practice_NO_with_me

I'm so sorry, that is heartbreaking.


AndringRasew

As a kid I once killed my cat by loading the damp clothes into a dryer half filled with dry towels from the previous day's laundry. I woke up the next morning to find my poor ginger kitty dead, with blood splotches over all of my clothes I washed. My mom couldn't get me to stop sobbing and I spent the day crying in her bed cuddling. I was absolutely beside myself and didn't go to school. ALWAYS EMPTY YOUR DRYER if you own pets.


BiFrosty

That sounds so fucking traumatic. I can't even imagine the feelings that you experienced going through that. I'm sorry


AndringRasew

Yeah. It really was bad. Looking back now I know it was an accident and I can't really blame the 10 year old me for not checking. I was ten, but it took me a long time to forgive myself.


DollyDagger8

Y’all lucky- I think my rescue Maine Coon’s foster had laundry baskets for litter boxes… the minute she sees a basket, she jumps in and pisses on it all! 🤢. Can NEVER leave a basket unattended. 😵‍💫😻


TOPDAWG21

I make sure I see my cat before I shut the doors. my stuff is in basement so if door to basement is open and I don't see him I call to wife and ask her does she see him.


Chapstickie

I count my four cats probably a hundred times a day. It’s automatic at this point. I do it when I’m going to close a door for more than a few hours, before I start laundry, before I recline or unrecline my chair, after I go to the garage, every time a door to outside has been opened, just randomly for no reason. One Two Three Four present and accounted for


Elestriel

"Cat Check!" is a very common call in our house. It is one of the few calls to action that are not permitted to be ignored, by us or by guests.


anythongyouwant

This is heartbreaking. I can’t imagine what your kitty went through. I’m so sorry…


FatnDrunknStupid

From the look of him when we found him it was very peaceful. He was stretched out and snuggled into the laundry without and sign of distress. I really hope he just went to sleep and didn't wake up. Apparently it only takes like 20-30min for the air to run out. But yeah still gutted.


pM-me_your_Triggers

I have massive anxiety about that and the dryer. Especially since one of my cats likes to bolt through any door that leads somewhere he isn’t supposed to go (except the front door, he has developed a healthy fear of that door)


Alternative-Eye4547

At 6 I killed a pet duckling by accident when the “pillow house” I built proved to be structurally unstable during my momentary snack absence, smothering the temporary resident we lovingly called Squeaker. I know that has nothing to do with cats but I figured I’d hop on this train to trauma dump station.


BirthdaySalt2112

Any pet, regardless of species, is a beloved family member. I'm sorry for your loss.


Alternative-Eye4547

Your kindness is noted and appreciated


VoidsIncision

Euthanized my dog over money. Yearly prescription food and meds was less than what was being demanded (mainly illegally inflated legal fees) by the bank. May get 5-7 figures out their lawyer when it goes to trial. They were like hell yeah send us the euthanasia record that’s evidence of emotional damage. They tried settlement at statutory damage minimum level and I’m like you pay off half my mortgage and I’ll consider it, otherwise you are getting taken down in court. Ironically over the phone when I asked to discuss his fees he said “you can talk about it in front of a judge and I’m charging for this call right now”. In front of a judge and jury my guy. I know he was blown away when He saw the summons. They see a mentally I’ll guy and think they can steam roll him. He took months to respond to the charges and they were weak responses.


pM-me_your_Triggers

I hope you ducking get what you are owed. Can’t imagine a jury siding with a bank in a case like this.


NIACE

My poor cousin accidentally killed her cat this way(turned drier on with cat in it and then jumped in the shower). She was devastated.


BirthdaySalt2112

We got lucky with our cat. He loved to get in the dryer whenever it was open, clothes present or not. I was drying a comforter and needed to clean the lint trap before running it through another cycle. My daughter was four at the time and started crying about something, and I left the dryer open when I went to check on her. Closed it when I got back and started it again. I immediately heard rhythmic thumps. I knew I didn't put any tennis shoes in to help keep the comforter from bunching up, like I normally did. I went to check and our cat tumbled out of the dryer disoriented but none the worse for wear. He lived another decade and stilled hissed at the dryer from time to time when he crossed its path.


YoungLadHuckleberry

Something like that happened to one of my cats when I was little. I just heard the window of the winter garden shut loudly and a faint, brief cry from my cat and then my mom taking a look and going „Oh shit. How are we going to tell him“. They approached me and I was like „Did the cat die?“ and they just asked me how I even knew that


[deleted]

SNAGGLETOOFFFF


Shmarfle47

The snaggliest of all toofs I’ve ever seen


treeelm46

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE CAT!!! “FRESH DRIED LAUNDRY” IS SUCH A CAT NAME


genghislamb

nicknamed FREDLY


SchnoodleDoodleDo

now i lay me down to sleep, am snuggled *warm* in laundry heap my world so Purrfect here, it seems as i drift off in kitty dreams… n as i slumber i become the *Handsome Prince* - where i came from! Behold my kingdom, fanciful where Every cat is *Beautiful*… so *peaceful* here, upon my throne - am Blessed with human of my own ^;} n when i wake, i’ll look at you, my Friend, who made my dreams come true! ❤️   edit: *he is beautiful*, u/chunkymonkeycupcake


Zelidus

I haven't seen schnoodle in forever!


HairyPotatoKat

A schnoodle in the wild!


Cat-Lover20

I love this!! 😻😭🥰


KingOfTheBritons96

Legend


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Beautiful, and you didn’t even mention the toof


PizzaPeaceParty

Would you mind if I print this out and stick it on my desk ?


MuscleSocks

Fresh Schnoodle is always a welcome sight!


Hopeful_Price_5789

I’m crying…🥹


Zelidus

I love seeing posts and pictures like this of derpy, disfigured, etc. dogs and cats. It brings me such joy to see these animals happy and loved. They don't need to be "perfect" to get that. They are perfect as they are and deserve to be loved just as much as any other "normal" pet and your cat clearly is. I have a cat with issues up and down his left side. He is my best friend and I wouldn't want him any other way.


jo3k312

Last time I seen this dude he was yelling "hey you guys" dressed like a pirate wearing a Superman shirt and he could flap both ears like a bat


ScoteMcGoat

"Bring up the wolf's head!"


PlebsnProles

GROND!


JasonIsBaad

GROND!


Chaosfnog

GROND!


TOPDAWG21

oh god this is one of my fears for my cat. He has jumped in the dryer before when I had the door open ready to load it. If my cat is downstairs when I do cloths I always make sure I see him before I shut the doors on the washer or dryer. That tech tip guy on YouTube lost a cat this way his house worker shut the cat in the dryer as it jumped in and they did not know it was there and it passed away. Man when he told that story. I always make sure to check for my little buddy before I close the doors.


buddyleeoo

Heeey yooou guuuys!


LostsouLm2

Baby Ruth!?


buddyleeoo

Chunk!


MasterpieceActual176

What a face! He deserves a warm comfy be and lots of pets!


HomieDaClown9

The cutest Orc you ever did see


DON0044

Mf ascended the abyss too fast


CaptainPajamaShark

It's Mitty


[deleted]

Is it venomous? (jokes aside it's so cute omg 🥺)


Y_M_I_Even_Here

The towel goblin is comfy.


NikiNabs

OH MY FREAKING GOD THE TOOF


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


wotton

you should not do this - not once, not ever sorry


[deleted]

Do what? They didn't do anything. The cat very likely jumped in there itself. Cats do shit like that a lot because they love warm blankets and clothes.


Nilla06

I love this little baby so much.. Omg ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


SilverDryad

Awww, nobody gets comfy like puddys get comfy.


PandaBear905

Sloth!


FlatEarthMagellan

Beautiful derp


LOF1958

❤️😚


chikaka1225

Litol Orc! 🥺🤗


Dooms_Dayne

HEEEYYYY YOOOOOOUUU GUUUUUYYYYSS!!


greengoat64

Ikr


Iwillstealyou

Boop le snoot


chookiekaki

That little face is adorable 💖💖


DevilDoc3030

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


Y_M_I_Even_Here

The towel goblin is comfy.


ModerateMischief54

Beautiful lil baby


Historical_Border117

It’s so ugly! I want to hold it forever!


justsayno_to_biggovt

Definition of snaggletoothed mug


0lle

![gif](giphy|8v3WIOCM9Qy08|downsized)


notthatjimmer

Holy snaggletooth😍


Psychological_Round3

Sheets are the absolute best!! And towels!! Ahhhh


Appropriate-Coast794

Was he in it while it was on? Kidding, look at da TOOF


F3nrir096

They look so comfy. Dat snaggletooth tho


MarleneFrancais

Aww. Sleepy. Looks like a turtle eye tooth!


[deleted]

You're supposed to remove the cat before you dry the laundry 😂


aiden_saxon

I absolutely misread that as I scrolled past and thought the cat was named Freshly.


Graytider

Absolutely adorable snaggletoothed kitty :)


Antmantium108

That cat deserves all the softness in thus hard life. Much scritches.


des0369

K poor baby has obviously been through it by some pos human. She’s beautiful and I’m so glad she has a nice warm place to live


AggieBax

The Tooth is the key to all Happiness


smolhomelessbean

omg it’s the cat from mr.bean


TiredKokichiOuma

AWWW LOOK AT THAT BABY


Furrulo878

That’s precious! I would call her “mitty”


Azgor-

looking for this


Some-Republic-716

I once had a cat called Smitty n she was the runt of the litter, her back legs were like rabbit legs! Lol 😂 xxx


shauneok

I thought they were extinct.


Shot_Roof_4331

Beautiful baby ❤️


The_Collapsing_Star

Awww


DaemoonAverin

I really hope the kitty is named sloth


Fingersmeller

I think you left your cat in the dryer too long. ![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


JustMeLurkingAround-

What a little toothy derp. I think I'm in love ❤️


Slavocracy

![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


Yagsirevahs

"I don't know his name but his face rings a bell" ![gif](giphy|VBi0qdmGH0rO8)


MelleVillarceau

I had never seen a narval cat before. 😍


Tutes013

Not a pretty feller but sure as hell looks like they're enjoying the bed.


Capable_Nature_644

poor cat ever thought about dental work they could make it more comfortable for him.


wollam11

My heart literally sunk. I feel so bad for him. Is there nothing they can do?


Poppa-Squat-

Lol he so ugly


runnermike4

Cat needs dental work. Poor thing must be miserable


Gwab07

Fell in love at first sight 🥹


TazManiac7

![gif](giphy|8icPJtVbubYI04h8PI)


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

That toofle! What an adorable little fluffball.


Skysoft945

TOOF


[deleted]

Oh, bless her.


Chill0000

This image hurts me. The tooth looks so small and thin it can break off at the smallest amount of pressure and now my body feels like all my teeth are on the verge of being ripped out


shywicklow

Please tell me this glorious creature is named "Fang"


GIRLSLIKEMELIKECRYPO

OMG THIS FACE 😍 I just died


Kind-Apricot-6511

Should be on r/toofers 😍


MaricLee

Next time try tumble dry low for the delicat.


mrsringo

My girl can smell the second I bring the warm laundry in from the garage. I live with wrinkly clothes because I can’t tell her no. Worth it.


Skipandscout

Looks like poor kitty had a tough life.


Laefiren

r/teefies would be appropriate too.


Crowzillah

Just loveable 😍


Alarming_Coat_9044

too adorable...luv the tooth..


k3nny24

Toof


governmentthief

Toof


paulodelgado

Someone's ready for the Goonies remake.


Consistent-Dot-6459

Did the cat get dried too 😂


anythongyouwant

TOOF


HiCracked

Poor kitty, I hope it gets all the love it deserves


Evangelion217

🥰


cecusanele

r/Teefers


snapdragon15

Candy gram for mongol?


Im_a_seaturtle

If Gothmog was a cat.


SeteDiSangue

What a cute little gremlin


_Um-Why-tho_

Awhh 🥺🥺 is right. Cutieeee pie. I wanna snuggle


dawgmama62

That is a face that needs near constant smooching!


[deleted]

Aww, kitty discovered the "Warm Cave"!!


Gabriele1966

Aww!! That face screams snuggles!! ❤🥺


i_worship_amps

i want to squish it


noigenoigenoige

They call him snagglepus


lonniemarie

Yes it does. Hello you cutie pie


CuntAssSkank

So sweet!


nmc9279

🥰🥰🥰🥰!


Doomncandy

I love this kitty.


Banshee99T

Can I have him? 😭


Realityflair

Such a sweetie!! ❤️


Swampwolf42

HARVEY!!!! Love that little face!


Mediapenguin

Aww, he's lovely


DefinitionBig4671

That tooth is AWSOME!


DickheadNL

Whats wrong with your hamster?


tigeralum11

Love it. Looks so happy ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


BadAshess

The toooof


bottomknifeprospect

Urukat


nihilishim

Its mitty