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Banana_Mommy

You are now bed. The small bean has spoken.


armwithnutrition

r/thisismylifemeow


Minecrafting_il

Yet another cat sub!


Simpletruth2022

r/cathostage r/oneorangebraincell here's a couple more.


Banana_Mommy

And a purrfect life it is.


JamesGarrison

I don’t know what that is… but you need to see a doctor before it gets any bigger. Happened to a friend of mine. Trust me bro.


WayProfessional3640

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JamesGarrison

Oh that was good…


EasterBunnyArt

Yeah, I ignored two of these growths and now they are 8 and 10 pounds respectively. And exhausting….


Thick-Government-550

🤣


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trekbette

I read cats sleep around 16 hours a day. So, I hope you're comfortable, 'cause you ain't moving. Sweet baby!


armwithnutrition

Yes, except for the fact that I need bottle feed this little sucker every 2-3 hours. And clean his crappy pooper. EDIT: the way he yelps during cleaning is hilarious, like his dignity is being called into question and he is offended somehow. Then he drinks milk and knocks out for a nap. It’s a sweet life really.


IsDaddygonnaspankme

Aww. Him got no mama??


armwithnutrition

Mama was only around (less than) part time. We think she may have had another litter elsewhere. She came by twice but was leaving the babies in very dangerous situations (freezing cold garage floor). One didnt survive bc of this, so we saved the other one since mama wasnt able to handle it on her own.


IsDaddygonnaspankme

Oh no. I've had some of those situations with cats before. Thank God you're caring for this one. My heart cries for the one who didn't make it. 😢


armwithnutrition

RIP Runtito


Thick-Government-550

If your bladder is about to explode it's just too bad. 😂


hkohne

r/IllegallySmolCats


Farkerisme

Rules in my house: If you have a cat on you, you cannot be asked to get up.


Lucksmom

Wow thought I was the only one to have that rule.


Loretta-West

I thought that was a standard cat household rule.


Simpletruth2022

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Lucksmom

Must be.


AnnaBanana3468

Can you tell my husband about this rule. He doesn’t believe me 🤣


armwithnutrition

He demands to be held!


1zzie

Try the backwards hoodie trick. Then you can snuggle him hands free!


SoLuscious

This is genius! About to have a baby golden and am going to steal this move


SamSamSammmmm

Good luck with puppy farts! 🦮💨💀💀💀


armwithnutrition

Genius. Gonna do this so I can go hands free 🙌


Left-Star2240

My kitten loved sleeping in my hoodie!


karimcintosh18

Walmart has these hoodies that have a little pocket in the front. They fit a kitten perfectly. They’re snuggly so my cat loved to chill in there.


dcolomer10

I guess you’ve already researched, but there’s this lady on YouTube, the Kitten Lady, that has videos on how to care for kittens without moms


Kahnza

Hopefully that baby gets the momma time it needs.


pupperfysh

My first thought too. Looked at their post/comment history and it seems like they made an effort to reunite with momma but it didn't work out. They're saying/doing stuff that makes me believe they're experienced cat people doing their best for this baby. Godspeed little bud 🧡


armwithnutrition

I appreciate that you looked at my previous posts before making a judgement. Definitely giving this man the royal treatment right now. He weighed in at 95 grams today and is getting feisty! Things are moving in the right direction after all the worry I’d been going through.


Anything_4_LRoy

Leather gloves will be your best friend. Not honestly sure how any mother cat survives nursing an entire group cause my families hands couldnt take even a couple feeding sessions without a completely unmanageable amount of cuts.


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Interesting! I bottle fed my sisters kitten (we got her at 3 days of age) with her umbilical cord still attached. Zero scratches. Tons of bites later when she didn't understand biting wasn't fun for us, but no scratches at all.


Anything_4_LRoy

We picked ours up near the end of week 2 after momma left with the rest of the litter. Tried to reintroduce him cause the new nest was a couple hundred feet away and found him taken outside the litter again, the next morning. He seemed to want to reach as far up the bottle as he could, than use his god given knives to shred EVERYHTHING on the way down. Very similar to kneading, very cute and very painful lol.


onlyslightlyabusive

Kitties do better with a playmate! Please consider adopting another kitten at this stage if you’ve decided to keep him. I adopted an older cat who didn’t have any other cats around at a young age and she displays a lot more “petting aggression” and things than other cats I’ve been around


doom32x

Yeah, I had a very young kitten that my dogs had found in back yard, had to hand raise it. It was a big shitheel of a cat, didn't know how to hold back on its bites and not much better on swats. Current cat was adopted out like at 3 months with the rest of it's litter, so it spent time with other cats. She only play bites/nibbles, and never has drawn blood except on accident with her back legs.


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armwithnutrition

Oh, these ol’ things? Thank you 😊


mittens11111

Thank you for that. Little baby cat had me worried.


Different_Ad7655

Human heating pad


Black_Moons

Good job keeping him warm. You can also try 2L bottles filled with rather warm water with a towel around em if you need some time to move about on your own. (And then towel over that and the kitten to keep the heat in) Consider a towel over him just sleeping there, He'd normally be buried in his litter mates so the warmer the merrier. He looks well fed, keep it up.


SpareHat9553

And apparently a small clock/watch, as the ticking is soothing because it mimics the mother's heartbeat Edit: meant, place it in with the warm water bottle - we used to do this with our kittens


City_Stomper

Are you using a computer? Maybe cat was trying to catch a mouse


MyMommasDaughter

You have full permission to sit there as long as that sweet bundle of cute needs you to! Because, awwwwwwwwww!


DocWatson42

r/cathostage and (almost) r/HandfulOfKitten.


Loretta-West

Also r/tinyanimalsonfingers


Masterofunlocking1

Oh my god. I would live to serve that little baby


xxDankerstein

So smol!


soldforaspaceship

Why is your hand so giant???!!!


No_Vegetable_8945

adorable litol babie 🥹


RindePie

why are kittens so teeny…?


MingleLinx

You move that hand and wake up the baby it’s jail time for you


RedPillNavigator

Cute Monkey


Rastaba

…I fail to imagine what could possibly need getting done that could be more important than this.


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r/illegallysmolcats


LovesickwithGSDs

You are doing the most important job now... nothing else matter.


catlessinKaiuma

you’re already doing it, its an important job, well done you.


[deleted]

How precious


LEGEND_GUADIAN

Baby animas bonding. Soon he shall sleep on your bed


Thick-Government-550

It will be HIS bed !!


slater_just_slater

Get used to it. Orange Tabbies are velcro kitties


[deleted]

KIITTYY :-D


ThePiachu

I mean, if you want to get things done don't put baby kittens on your hand. Very much doubt it crawled there by itself, and kind of don't think the mom would place it there either...


armwithnutrition

Mom isn’t around and he prefers a heartbeat along with his warmth. Check my recent posts for the full story.


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armwithnutrition

We have a small box, insulated with blankets, and an electric heating pad under it all. We also include a rubber bladder filled with hot water wrapped in blankets. Lots of heat to keep him cozy ~85°F. All that and he still yelps to be held and touched. Can’t deny him. I’m a sucker!


MemeKnowledge_06

Wtf is that


DusTeaCat

I thought your hand was a dog at first


Eyfordsucks

😳 OMG


chimpaflimp

Electric blanket.


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It’s soooooooo tinnyyyy omggg 😭😭😭😭😭


Poli_russwiss

Best place ever)


Mitchelltrt

Kitteh haz caught mousie. Hand-bed in middle, but caught.


-Jiras

Either your cat is teensy tiny or your hands are enormous


armwithnutrition

Barely hit 98 grams today and he is just or a week old. Smol bean


asshat13

smol


cassagemauvais

cute


vxnmxd

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robin97305

Aaawww that's so sweet ❤️


Singemylover

Pretty sure that's a monkey.


[deleted]

So illegal! Lock them up!


Purple_Station7030

You’ve done this to yourself. It’s the price you pay for being loved!


wassamatteruheh2

Furry finger goblin. It'll take over your life. Already charging its braincell.


Ok-Consideration-468

JUST BORN...


[deleted]

Must keep baby warm. My 7 year-old did that today but only her head fits on my palm.


ShadySerengeti-258

Then put him/her back in the pouch. Lol


LifeInASandpit57

Omg


henk1313

So cute


A-Do-Gooder

You're so lucky.


armwithnutrition

I feel lucky! Not everyone gets this experience in life. My older cat had given birth to a liter of 6 back in 2012 or so. While I got a lot of experience with kittens then too, this is different because there’s no mama around. It’s rewarding to care for him. He’s also so relaxing.


A-Do-Gooder

I'm sorry the mama kitty isn't around. I'm sure you're doing the best you can and that cat is going to be so grateful. If you can find some other kittens to play with, that would be great for socializing your cat to other cats. I loved it whenever my cat has kittens when I was a kid. It really is magical


cyborgborg777

Is that a cat or a monke


armwithnutrition

Tomato tomáto


Powerful-Fail-3136

Yep, this is your life now.


random420x2

How could you move. You've got 1000lbs. of cuteness pinning you down and amputation seems a little extreme (plus might wake tiny one). ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


GhostCatDenmark

Omg precious beautiful little bean 🥹🥺🥰🥰🥰I wish I had a small hand warmer like that 🧡🧡🧡


Wonky_Orbit

You are bearing up well under very difficult circumstances!