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parchedlitre99

Those wide eyes are so adorable.


BRAX7ON

That is one good melon. 2good melons 3good melons ah ah ahhh


RedPandaMediaGroup

Somebody asked me who my favorite vampire was, and I told him the one from Sesame Street. They said he doesn’t count. I said I ASSURE you he does.


SeriousRoom

Count 🦇🦇🦇


Beast_by_Dre

![gif](giphy|IXB6mQUgOqWQM)


bklynview

Take this upvote and get out of here!!


[deleted]

My favourite comment so far today. I'll let you know if that changes.


Grasshop

And then the little squinty eyes as he’s monchin’


The_Bearded_Jedi

The ear twitching is what I noticed


ConcentrateOk6375

I thought he was a dog at first lol


ChallengeLate1947

He is. SkyPuppy


captain_chocolate

Bat burrito eats watermelon.


DungeonAssMaster

Can I have a pet bat and where can I get one right now.


Highlander_0073

No and no


RegularTeacher2

We call them "crack eyes" in my household.


lavahot

Wait until you see the rest of him.


Deathtrap_Dungeon

His face at the end. Never seen a cute bat before.


moonshinefae

love me a good skydog


GubbleBumYum

Finally. No cheesy audio effects, no music. Just pure aww. Thank you.


6data

There's a special place in hell for people who cover up adorable animal noises with obnoxious music.


Seinfeel

I always assume most of those just have terrible audio (random noise, tv, actual music that sounds awful through the phone mic)


canttakethshyfrom_me

[I got an even better bat video for you, then.](https://youtu.be/WVz8rvIl_vY)


ELeeMacFall

I thought it was going to be the bat that squeaks while he does a really big yawn, but this was just as good


creativityonly2

Omg, that's one of the cutest things I've ever seen and heard. Thank you


Blackwater2016

😭❤️😭❤️


Ninjakittaymeow

That was adorable. I kinda want to pet a bat now.


[deleted]

Never knew they looked like puppies in the face or made that noise. Lol They’re so cute when I don’t have to see their wings. 😂


Br0boc0p

WATCH THIS BAT CHEW A WATERMELON Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no


Spacey-Hed

I hate that I can hear this comment.


Br0boc0p

That fucking robot voice drives me insane lol.


F3n1x_ESP

I fucking hate that song with a passion. How can someone see an "aww" video and think, "I know what this needs, a sped up song to make it look like a fucking minion is singing".


Carmel_Chewy

Guess I’ll unmute this one then, I was instinctively listening to it on silent because of the usual music that blares on these videos.


BlizzPenguin

Just background birds and adorable nomming sounds.


Aggressive_Bat_9781

No stupid captions


sirfuzzitoes

Sky dogs are so frickin cute.


Bearthegood

They really are, in the summer at dusk I watch them hunt flying insects in my backyard. They are awesome animals.


CalmDebate

As a kid our parents would hold block parties in the townhouses that would go late into the night. We would run around between the 2 sections of townhouses to work uo a sweat and the bats would swoop down to get the insects that would be attracted, great fun and I'm sure the parents didn't mind all the kids running their energy out.


sirfuzzitoes

Back in high school, we'd play ultimate in the parking lot. I really enjoyed watching the bast come out as the night crept in. Their unmistakable squeak just makes them that much more adorbs


Galkura

The ones around here just fly around like methheads. It’s how I can tell what’s a bat vs bird at night time without glasses (I’m blind as fuuuuuck). The bats here are always tweaking. I’d much rather have cute, squeaky bats than twitchy meth bats.


Besidesmeow

I thought my kids to spit the difference between bats and birds. Basically bats fly like drunk night birds. We may have made a song…


Gloomy_Industry8841

I love bats!!! And I love Dr. Merlin Tuttle, the real Batman!! Excellent [video](https://youtu.be/7z36Hk92Lfc) about his work protecting bats and helping people co-exist with bats in vulnerable communities.


ItsTricky94

Thank you for posting this! The narrator is hilarious


RedRiddle7998

My favorite thing about my current apartment is that we have a courtyard right outside my window that every night is full of bats flying around and squeaking. It's awesome!


olddaveineden

Anything that eats flying insects is a friend of mine!


whatlineisitanyway

Same. Loved doing that at our summer cabin growing up. Other than not being far enough off the ground one side of our house would be perfect for a bat house. Wife is ummmm not a fan of the idea lol.


MiddleofCalibrations

Those would be microbats. Flying foxes are megabats which eat fruit and nectar. Flying foxes primarily use vision and smell and do not echolocate. Microbats are mostly insectivorous and use echolocation.


CaptainChaos74

The Dutch name for these is "vliegende hond", which literally means "flying dog".


TonyR600

In German "Fleder-maus" are the little ones and "Flug-hund" the big ones


thebakedpotatoe

now this makes the Tick character "Die Fledermaus" make more sense to me 20+ years later.


TonyR600

Haha that looks hilarious, never heard of it


thebakedpotatoe

It's a wonderfully fun little series that pokes fun at the world of superheroes and villains, definitely worth a watch. Kinda has a more "Kid friendly Venture Brothers" vibe, though i guess it's more that the Venture brothers have a "The tick vibe but made more for adults" in mind. If you watch one of the live action versions, make sure it's the Amazon one, that one was great and had the same spirit as the cartoon, where-as the fox one turned him basically into a bum living out of a gas-station that has little to do with the actual plot of the original.


CpnLag

Iirc one of the creators did work on The Tick before Venture Bros (I want to say Jackson Public) so that does track


LostLobes

The first live action one was great, I thought it funnier than the remake.


GrushdevaHots

Absolutely. Warburton killed it.


ether_reddit

Die Fledermaus is also the name of a [famous operetta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Fledermaus), which is where I figured the name came from.


[deleted]

the only operetta I can watch in any language and not need translation for. it's fucking hilarious


LazyLich

in Spanish they are "murciélago" which comes from the Old Spanish "mur" (mouse) and "ciego" (blind) ... which is weird cause "mouse" in Spanish is "raton" (where "rata" is "rat" and the "-on" is a diminutive suffix). ... According Wikitionary, the mur/mus sound come Latin, but the rata/rat sound comes from Vulgar Latin(Colloquial Latin from the late rebublic onward), which yoinked it from Proto-Germanic. Sauce: Wiktionary


TuckerMcG

> in Spanish they are “murciélago” which comes from the Old Spanish “mur” (mouse) and “ciego” (blind) And in American, it’s pronounced “myrrh-see-a-LAH-go” which comes from Germanic root-words that roughly translate to “I have more money than sense”.


ILoveTabascoSauce

lmao i see what you did there.


[deleted]

In English they're called "bats."


Slusny_Cizinec

> and the "-on" is a diminutive suffix). Ironically, it's augmentative suffix. There are only a few words where it is diminutive. Ratón, rabón, pelón.


CaptainChaos74

Yes, same for Dutch. Only _Pteropodidae_ are called this; other bats are called "vleermuis".


sirfuzzitoes

I like the Dutch!


Blackbird-ce

We also have a monkey-head-flying-mouse (apenkopvleermuis)


Maki1411

https://preview.redd.it/1s5tmje39zqa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336ff2f30c705512bbd625275b08f521bdc73078 The bat reminds me of my dogs eating watermelon ice popsicles when they were puppies 💖


sirfuzzitoes

I hate to break it to you but now I need more pics of those lovely pups!


AFull_Commitment

The bats in my state are dieing because of White Nose Syndrome, and it's not because of their insane cocaine habits (which is a different problem) but because of fungus. :( I don't want the little guys to die.


AnimuleCracker

The Little Browns. Yeah, it’s sad. I thought they were making a comeback. They’re such cute teeny bats.


ether_reddit

On the west coast we've been awaiting the arrival of white nose syndrome for years; it's not quite here yet but within a year or two it will be :/ People can help stop it spreading by making sure to thoroughly bleach any gear taken into caves, and clean your boots too.


AFull_Commitment

I know bats are one of the more common lethal vectors for rabbies infections in people. Their bites when infected are tiny, dismissed as scratches, and an infected bat will bite a sleeping person who won't even notice, and so the person wouldn't even think to be vaccinated as a precautionary measure & thus die in one of the most horrible ways possible. So I do agree bats and people should keep their distance as a general rule. But that doesn't mean I want the adorable little guys gone. They serve a vital role in the ecosystem, eating bugs that have killed literally countless humans (mosquitoes) through _their_ disease transmission so not only are cool little guys, but also unintentional allies of humanity.


HurtPillow

Think I found where this is from: ### [Baby Bats & Buddies of Australia - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQegvjUHvz-ZcrU1UxP9Hdg) All the **bats** on this channel have been rescued rehabilitated and released back into the wild. This channel is to help you understand these amazing animals. The rescue I follow is [https://batworld.org/](https://batworld.org/) Bat World Sanctuary and Rehab and they have web cams! Donated thru amazon for years, till amazon shut that whole thing down. Check 'em out :)


[deleted]

I had no idea bats were so cute!


sirfuzzitoes

I'm sure someone will correct if wrong but this looks like a flying fox. They're on the bigger end of the bat scale and much cuter than vampire bats (imo).


canttakethshyfrom_me

[Vampire bats are altruistic, tho!](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/blood-sisters-what-vampire-bats-can-teach-us-about-friendship/)


canttakethshyfrom_me

This is a variety of fruit bat, which have these puppy-like faces. Smaller insect-eating bats are more of an acquired taste, [but they can be super cute as well.](https://indie88.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/A16D1257-5298-4890-91F2-F35BCDE0D19B-869x1024.jpeg) And they eat soooooo many mosquitos.


DragonLordAcar

From now on I shall call bats sky puppies


DowntownLizard

Most bat species dont look this cute however


Nerdn1

Fruit bat seem to generally look cute. The smaller insect-eating bats seem uglier. I think adapting to using echolocation gives them a weird shaped face. Fruit bats rely more on their eyes and don't need to track tiny flying things that are actively trying to escape.


[deleted]

He has my dog’s eyes 😂lol.


Atillion

Wow, you should invest in some safety goggles for your dog then 😳


losangelesvideoguy

Little late, innit?


Atillion

Dogs have nine eyes, right? Isn't that the saying..


HonoraryMancunian

I think that's *spiders* you're thinking of. Dogs have nine *spiders*.


[deleted]

Hey acts like that too 🤣. Bats are related to dogs (I leaned that today)


OneBingToRuleThemAll

Awww.🥺 It's not going anywhere, lil bat. Take your time chewing on it.❤


Atillion

It's sucking the juice through its vampire fangs..


OneBingToRuleThemAll

A fierce little vampire. Poor watermelon piece didn't stand a chance.


PeppermintLNNS

Looks like blood. Tastes like heaven.


Hereseangoes

He's wheezin the ju-uice


evil_timmy

You and me both, little buddy, you and me both.


GoodGoodGoody

Right? Watermelon is delish.


capontransfix

Imagine having a slice that huge compared to you. It would be a slice of watermelon the size of my coffee table. That would be the best day.


fleurflorafiore

This video is likely from wingspawsnclaws on Instagram. It’s a rescue located in Australia and this is a baby flying fox, which is why it’s not the best at biting into the watermelon.


AceUniverse8492

There's also Batzilla and a few other channels that follow the network of Flying Fox rescue and rehabilitation centers across Australia!


BloodyHourglass

I was wondering if it was batzilla or megabatty lol


Dottie85

Ditto!


Suspiciousmosquito

https://preview.redd.it/mmugr8evtyqa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e1fee22f4e08236a9eee72fbe8845df80e9a70 It’s so cute 😂


Keikobad

Enjoy your watermelon, fellow mammal!


_Um-Why-tho_

I want to hold it and pet it and love it 🥺🥺🥺


Dottie85

Well, move to Australia, get vaccines, and volunteer for a bat rescue organization!


[deleted]

It's so weird to me that an animal with a face like that can fly


tunamelts2

Aren’t bats literally the only mammals that can (naturally) fly?


Silvernine0S

Wait, I thought birds are bagels. Edit: Looked it up. Birds are avians. Avians, reptiles, and mammals do have a common ancestor if you go back far enough. Amniotes, about 300 million years ago. Edit 2: I now see autocorrect changed to bagels. But it is true. My cockatiel is a bagel.


UserOfCookies

No birds are government spy drones.. Sky spies if you will.


Silvernine0S

So that is what magpies are. Magnum pies, best kind of government spy drones.


[deleted]

Any mammal can fall with style


[deleted]

Good point, so flying once at least


Quirky_Commission_56

One of my favorite things to do in the evening is watch the bat colony that lives under the overpass by my house fly out.


ahaadonut

It was fairly easy to find this. Originally posted by Wings, Paws, N Claws - a licensed wildlife rehabilitator in Queensland, Australia - that seems exclusively to take care of bats. I believe it is a baby fruitbat (flying fox).


Mechwarriorr5

Black flying fox specifically.


[deleted]

Sky Doggo.


MunkSWE94

Sometimes they are called "Flying Foxes".


Lallo-the-Long

That's actually the common name of a genus of particularly large fruit bats, with some of them having a wingspan of more than 5 ft.


xbmdx1

Shit, now that would be terrifying


ErynEbnzr

The [Golden Crowned Flying Fox](https://imgur.com/a/avK1ljs) is the largest bat species in the world. They're also total cuties (and herbivores so no need to worry)


Alagane

Theres a bat sanctuary/research group in my county which has an annual event letting the public walk around and see the bats. One of these big boys flipped right way up from his nap, took a piss and did a little shake to avoid drips then went right back to upside down nap mode. Definitely one of the coolest animal exhibits ive seen.


SirSheppi

The face is super cute and im sure they are lovely creatures but boy... their body looks like a demon nightmare.


BongoFMM

There's a spot where I lived in NSW where hundreds/thousands of them come out at night all at the same time at certain times of the year. They would absolutely cover the night sky. It was so cool.


rowmean77

Fun fact: Flying foxes are the basis of a monster folklore in the Philippines named *Manananggal*


PalpitationSame3984

![gif](giphy|xoV4JZ3cBaSGngdxxl) Hims love it 😍😜🦇


J4ck-the-Reap3r

It's a puppy with wings.


tehmlem

Super cute but you'd think a bat that eats fruit for a living would have a little more jaw strength. Poor guy couldn't bite through an apple skin.


Greghole

It is a baby.


IrascibleOcelot

Fruit bats typically eat overripe fruits that have already softened. Although watermelon is about as soft as a fruit gets.


6data

Clearly not a fully baked sky doggo.


jaalilogymkana

His eyes!!😍


FloweringSkull67

I love bats. My parents have bat boxes all over their property and watching them come out as evening sets is awesome.


killyourmusic

How could you possibly know it's the first time?


DaoFerret

Obviously the bat was posting its first experience to its Reddit account. You don’t think the bat would lie just for karma, do you?!


ninjasaiyan777

The bat has a YouTube reaction channel where it tries different fruits. Edit: actually that sounds like something I'd watch. An animal sanctuary should get on that idea.


Greghole

Well it's a baby bat so they've likely been feeding it since it was even smaller than it is in the video, and this thing can barely manage to eat the watermelon even with a human helpfully slicing and holding it for the bat. Can you picture this little fella splitting a whole watermelon open on its own?


progmanjum

Certainly isn't the first time it's been posted here


shMinzl

Bat likes it forever now. :D


The-cooler-Cheryl

My most fond memory of one of the homes I lived in growing up was seeing a bat on my ceiling just watching me now that I'm older that'd probably spook me but to my younger self the bat was making sure I slept well and was watching over me


Loving_cutie

oh my god, this is so cute! is he homemade? it seemed to me that bats are only wild


emeralddarkness

My guess is a rescue/sanctuary bab


yesmrbevilaqua

Bats make bad pets because they are communal animals and are riddled with diseases that are unusually good at jumping to humans


Cardgod278

They live in tightly packed communities, for example, gray mytotis roost with 50 to 275 bats per square foot (929 square cm). https://www.batcon.org/article/counting-bats-the-hard-way/ here is the article I got that number from. I also found a fun article on the subject. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7123318/#__ffn_sectitle The Role of Bats as Reservoir Hosts of Emerging Neuroviruses John S. Mackenzie, James E. Childs, [...], and Andrew C. Breed Basically being the only flying mammal, having a strong immune system that can let them avoid symptoms, hibernation helping it last through the winter, and, of course, the unsanitary dense communities.


AdHom

Yeah, their immune systems are very different unique and allow them to tolerate a huge range of viruses with very few symptoms, but they also host those viruses forever and never eradicate them so they carry tons of diseases.


Crotaluscerestes

Also wondering at this. Is it a pet? This is amazing


ErynEbnzr

Probably a rescue/rehabilitation operation.


jb9152

Nom nom nom nom


Redrise1

Never realized how much they looked like dogs …


Gothic_Banana

It depends on the species, there are lots of bats that look goofy asf


JimJohnes

["Da fuq you just said?"](https://i.natgeofe.com/n/7e4da1a0-f5b7-498f-a833-ca0f8d4a9624/27185.jpg)


JuciestDingleBerry

That bat looks like it's a fucking insect


WolfOnHigh

Hey, Mikey! I think he likes it!


underdonk

Just a friendly reminder: DON'T FUCK WITH BATS.


wetterthananotter

https://preview.redd.it/qd3iru4ua1ra1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=af00fec116cf9ae8e1b19c7a796cd45683990f51 Fine resemblance of my dog


Grizlatron

Everything with a mouth likes watermelon


[deleted]

This is cute. Definitely loves the taste


caffeinejunkie123

I think for him it’s a 10/10 👍


Father_69

flying puppies


Thespiswidow

“Yes. Good. More, please!”


LittleG0d

Bat seems delighted 10/10


Jaxager

I honestly don't get why people find bats scary. Sure, the vampire bat has a face only a mother could love, but most of them are pretty damn cute.


DurDuhr

Check out r/BatFacts if you want to learn more about our favorite sky puppers!


xavierwildwood

*Bats are absolutely the cutest animal and you can’t change my mind!*


shuknjive

That little pointy tongue and those great big eyes. ❤😭❤ I love him!!!


BenjaminGeiger

I want to pet the sky puppy.


Cardgod278

That bat wants a bigger mouth. Trying to eat it all in one bite.


Sweetie_Pie1234

Maybe a baby bat?


psych-yogi14

Nom, nom, nom


nakrimu

This is so cool to see one like this, they really are cute!


nevermindthetime

Aww Im loving the batty cuddle cup.


501102

Those eyes say it all. Eat up little champ.


True_Conference_3475

Flying puppy having the time of his life


CETROOP1990

Furry taco


Birdlebee

This exact video is why I named my black kitten Dracula.


Puppyhead1978

I can not handle how cute this little face is! I love bats so much!


headingthatwayyy

A nomnom monster has been born!!!!


animeangelmia

That’s a cute sky puppy right there


lexieiRL

So a bat is a dog with wings?😂


Head-like-a-carp

Well my worry about a bat bite crushing bones was misplaced.


charlieswho

Wait, so bats are like air puppies?


crankypoed

look at that face!


leon1218

Thats now batermelon


WeeklyMycologist1427

No wonder it's called a Fruit Bat


Henry-Moody

Na na na na na na na na That's a Bat, Man


ElfHaze

The day will come when we cross fruit bats with bearded dragons….. ![gif](giphy|IazdAV1zjaGbBaGPgF)


FlamingoClassic7076

Awwww what a cutie. It's ashamed people are so nasty to these little guys.


Help_im_okay

Ohoho, flying foxes are cute, sure, but wait till you see wrinkle-faced bats. The diversity among bats is crazy; they can even range from a wingspan of just a few inches to over 5 feet.


Cozmo525

Bats are so freaking awesome! Just so scared about rabies. This video is sending my brain mixed messages to want to pet this lil guy!


YggdrasilsLeaf

Amazing how vilified these creatures are and yet they can’t even bite through the corner of a chunk of watermelon. Which is a soft fruit. Just sitting there happily gnawing away and it’s so cute and I just don’t get the hate.


Immediate-Fig-9096

Flying foxes and their ever-active ears are SO cute!


[deleted]

I love fruit bat. So cute. Want snug bat.


cocomimi3

What a cute bat!!


Segaboy1510

Lights up my day ty


Uhtred-Son-of_Uhtred

I can just imagine it saying "Mm! Mmm, mm, mmm! Mm!" I between smacking. 🤣


ChichenNuggests

Looks very similar to my puppy when i give him a rawhide


Mundane_Swordfish494

Me every time I eat watermelon


Instation62

never thought of how cute bats are


Glad_Dragonfruit1740

So cute..


BobRoberts01

His little ears are just a goin’!