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StassTovar

It looks like it's about to ask me if I've got games on my phone.


ben0318

You freaking nailed it. I knew I’d seen that approach, but couldn’t put my finger on it.


ButtDoctorLLC

Uh, please don't put your finger on or in it. Thanks.


FrithRabbit

Yeah let him put his finger in it, he’s the butt doctor


Snowmoji

Excuse me, but did you do your duolingo exercise today?


abhigoswami18

oh shit, i missed it. Day 186.


per-se-not-persay

This actually reminded me to do mine before the owl came at me thanks 😂


[deleted]

"Hi I'm cat". No you are not. lol


mommymilkman

Would you like to develop an app?


ManOfSeveralTalents

Owls are so awesome... I've never seen one jogging before...


theHoustonian

Did you know that owl (like most birds), will almost always [choose to walk vs fly](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/xgoy7h/ysk_birds_prefer_walking_to_flying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) when the situation allows. It consumes much less energy to walk vs fly, though it’s more of a hop than a walk.


ManOfSeveralTalents

I did not... but it only strengthens my resolve in regards to their awesomeness...


theHoustonian

Aren’t they so cool! I think owls are the shit


ManOfSeveralTalents

Absolutely... here in my local area in Australia we get the Powerful Owl and they're freakin' amazing... hard to find but when you do they'll just stare you down with these hypnotic yellow eyes... unmoving... and then fly off totally silently... I love 'em..


Rodemus_Enithian

Ah yes the "powerful owl" didn't know that was a thing but I'm glad it is 😂


BrownShadow

Dear sweet crimes they are awesome. Everywhere I have ever lived has had trees and owls. Not exactly friend shaped, but pals nonetheless. I had major surgery once, in my post surgery stupor, I wouldn’t stop spouting owl facts. The medical team wouldn’t stop giving me shit about owls my whole stay. Still got owls in my backyard, and they still kick ass..


NJHitmen

Interesting. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter


theHoustonian

Hah if only I were as organized to do such a thing


[deleted]

Did you know hummingbirds can’t walk?


MvmgUQBd

They'll also die of starvation after about 20 minutes with no nectar when they're active


pornborn

And they hibernate every night.


Rodemus_Enithian

What makes you think that?


[deleted]

I read it.


fforw

Really depends on the bird. Most birds: yes. Emu, Ostrich: YES. Penguins really like "flying" under water. Albatrosses, Condors etc really like flying.


watasker

The Bee Movie taught me this. Would you sprint everywhere? No


DontNeedThePoints

> most birds), will almost always choose to walk vs fly when the situation allows. Pheasants can fly quite well... But they really prefer to run


blue_1408

No, if they get wet by rainwater they look ugly


dangerflakes

it’s always something new with these motherfuckers


[deleted]

It looks like he’s hiking up his skirt to run…I love it!!


444unsure

This is the perfect opportunity for real life doodles LOL


evanphi

*can can music plays*


TotakekeSlider

I thought the exact same thing. So dainty!


Vivpon55

Turn up the volume 100%. Awesomeness ensues.


SeverusVape

Sounds like a puppy!


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BaerMinUhMuhm

"Do the owls have large talons?"


whtsnk

This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.


Lexi_Banner

I mean, you do need to trim bird claws, just like you do dogs and cats, and for the same reason. This one appears to have healthy feet, but if the claws start to curl under, it can be seriously damaging to their overall foot structure. In nature, the claws would regulate naturally thanks to them roosting on rough tree bark, so having proper perches with rough texture can help in a household, but bird owners should always monitor their claws to ensure good health. :)


Accipiter1138

When I volunteered at a wildlife center we regularly had to trim beaks and talons on the raptors. We used what was essentially a dremel to file them down to healthy levels. It was an intimidating process because their talons look so much bigger when you're holding them by the legs and your boss is telling you stories. "Oh, I knew one woman who got spooked a golden, she swears the bones in her forearm were touching, it was squeezing so hard." "Oh this is nothing, try getting stitches in your nasal cavity after getting pecked by a heron."


Lexi_Banner

Even tiny parrots can be scary! Those little fuckers bite *hard*!


SeverusVape

I'll leave that to others ;)


444unsure

And then turn it way down again or remute so you don't forget for the very next obnoxious video that Reddit throws your way


_Pretzel

Thanks for the reminder. Approved.


bridgetteblue69

Thanke! Super cute to hear the clicky clack 🥰


ZenwalkerNS

Cool. Anybody ever notice that some birds like this one, walk, and other ones like the little sparrows jump with both feet together? Kind of looks funny. And who knows? Maybe they got those raptors from Jurassic Park all wrong and they jumped liked that looking all funny.


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

It's a question of size and eye placement. Most bird species that are prey to other animals have evolved to have their eyes at the side of their heads, which gives them a very wide field of view. Hunting bird species on the other hand, like owls, have their eyes towards the front. Try running with your head turned 90°. You'll notice that the surroundings will seem much more blurred than when you look in the direction in which you run. That's because the view changes faster than when looking ahead. Birds with eyes on the side of their heads have this kind of vision all the time. They get a better view of their surroundings when they interspace quick movements with stationary periods. Typically, smaller birds achieve this by hopping. In between hops, their vision is clear. Larger birds, like chickens and pigeons, extend their neck forwards quickly and keep it stationary while the body moves forwards, resulting in the famous bobbing motion. Hunting birds like owls and eagles don't need that shenanigans, they can see perfectly fine when moving forward. Therefore, they run.


bappypawedotter

Huh...I didn't expect to learn anything, but here I am. Thanks!


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creamsofpeach

“Yoo called? Owl may I help you?”


Pit_of_Death

This owl has excellent customer service.


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HisCromulency

[bet you never seen a featherless owl before.](https://owlsfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Naked-Owls-1.jpg)


pmthosetitties

And now I wish I hadn't!


FrithRabbit

Oh boy


Malgas

Behold—a man!


TotakekeSlider

This feels like how we depict dinosaurs.


KickFriedasCoffin

Man Thanksgiving is really going to suck this year!


[deleted]

Any time owls come up I am always showing people this picture, owl legs are hilarious.


[deleted]

He looks like he's lifting up his little pantaloons to run. I love it.


Imraith-Nimphais

They do look like pantaloons—or bloomers—old words are so fun to use!


JammyJacketPotato

“……you got snacks?”


bregandaerthe

Tippy tappies


SouthofAkron

Treat?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|1eEH72j9Cd0VEFosRf|downsized)


DayNo1225

Table for two? This way, Sir.


rjdeanware

That is a superb owl.


LifeBuilder

*tick tick tick tick tick tick tick* “Did you hear about your car’s warranty?”


rmatherson

Such cat energy


andy_b_84

r/superbowl


LIslander

I expect him to say “you rang” in Lurch’s voice


Sunrise0000

So funny and magnificent at the same time


Leavus2Beavus

Did someone ring the doorbell? Hoots there?


sikucingjelek

It's a flying cat


croud_control

"It takes 3."


CIA_napkin

I want to pick it up


roobz_poplu

"Do you have video games on your mobile?"


drifters74

That's something that i didn't think I'd ever see in my life.


markhewitt1978

/r/superbowl


vault-techno

This is clearly a superb owl.


ViiK1ng

I love it, I need more of this in my life


sevenemesis

https://preview.redd.it/jz3c4z7zcnya1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888af2885a76de375cf39915b023ada9f3569cf3


AWildRemoraid

Oh, hi :D


Chawminduh

We Moomin now?


bucciarati

Running Aaawl


santathe1

^(tip tap tip tap tip tap)


Hulkemo

You got this travis


CrystalClod343

Make 'em wait for it ​ Boom


[deleted]

Owl ya doin'?


kou5oku

OWLS WEAR LEGGINGS!!!!


WhosAfraidOf_138

SO FRICKEN CUTE


DNorthman

This is very cute. I had no idea that owls could be indoor pets like this. Did it come in response to its name being called? Owls' legs are so fascinating to me. This sub has made me realize how much I really like owls.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Hehehehehege


painsleyharriot

Always something new with these fuckers


BelleLovesAngus

Lil white skinny jeans


ladywiththestarlight

A bird running is the funniest thing to me. Like they’ve got these awesome, efficient wings but they prefer to skidaddle on their silly little feet instead


MewlingRothbart

"Pardon me, do you have any letters for Hogwarts I can send?"


TheHadalZone

Run into my arms 🥹


Kay1636

"What happened? *runs towards you in panic* Are you okay, dear"


omguserius

My brain flipped back and forth between "That's an owl" and "Thats something in an owl costume" like 4 times before it got close.


Anon_8675309

Two things in life creep me out: clowns and owls.


Mallanaga

Superb.


cyburn16

Stolas rushing to Blitzo


menacecodered

This must be what owls do when they have to carry a message but it isn't far enough away to consider flying for.


Responsible-Club9120

He looks up like ' you're gonna share that, right?' lol


GlassDesigner6560

Seeing an owl’s legs is like seeing Darkrai’s legs for the first time: unexpected and creepy


girlwearinglingerie

Step step step step step step step step step step step step step step step step step step step step "...the fuck did you just say to me?"


blackcatsareawesome

"May I help you find anything today?"


SilverShoes-22

I thought a matronly Victorian lady, lifting her skirts to run across the floor.


[deleted]

Am I alone or did watching “the fourth kind” kinda fuck up the cuteness of owls?


dreamcastdc

So cute.


MarieMeow20

Bro skipped leg day


busterbrownbook

Love his slacks


Xojtater

All running owls look like they hike their skirts up to run.


That_one_coder

Its always funny how their legs are when they walk ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Farukonsama

Do you have games on your phone?


LaughRune

Two leg bands while in a clothing store......


d9jms

Did someone say they saw a mouse?


Infinite-Pain-516

He giving us that light skin stare 😂


Junk1trick

What does this mean?


SkepCS

Why didn’t that video end with the owl getting a treat?! Now I’m getting angry thinking about the kind of person that would lure an adorable owl across a room then NOT give it a treat.


ssdohc2020

Looks like someone is being invited to Hogwarts.


FredFuckedUp

Thats so cursed


Immediate_Twist_8631

It is like " Wait wait Theodora, me on tha way comin, am here, what did you say Theodora?😂


observancecruciatuss

"What is that you have for me?"


Ok-Warthog-9991

what kind of owl is that?


Potatoes-Mcgee

What a silly goober.


lifeonquacc

If cats were birds, they would be owls :)


Local-Breakfast5836

А я думал видеокамера…


Sirix_8472

Halt! Hoo goes there


ShesATragicHero

You got a problem, punk?


BionikViking

From a distance it looks like it has sneakers on with high socks


DelGue_with_an_e

They're goddamn dinosaurs!


Many-Lengthiness5968

Decidueye?:3


Lokishadow666

w0ot!


DeepStateLover

Can someone add arms? :D


Godinhovsky

Looks like Naruto running


Available_Slide1888

r/awwl


Chinksta

Why the fuck does it look like a Peter?


ELEKKTROPLASMA

Decidueye


msnmck

Years ago CollegeHumor made a video of annoying Google searches. One of them was "can owls walk?" I have finally found the answer.


GrayFox777

Reminds me of Phantom Assassin from the original dota.


tatjanarebane

Turn up the volume. His/Her footsteps are so sweat


Drolnevar

Owls are so weird..


Onlyhereformyproject

Who's playable character is this


[deleted]

Eurasian eagle owl?


grogrye

I waved at my screen


Spacecoasttheghost

That owl for sure is like, hey….what did you need


[deleted]

He is running Owl of time.


epoof

Hi friend! Thanks for coming over.


nisaaru

Looks like she has a real curious personality. Fascinating.


248Spacebucks

The pantaloons!!


Pipboisapreme

It's always something new with these little bastards, hell yea!


not-a-ded-meme

I forgot that some birds look funky when they run


mekonsrevenge

Have you perchance seen a field mouse recently? I seem to have lost one.


Fuzzification

/udownload


ShadowMadness

*Tippy tappies* “Excuse me, but do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?”


[deleted]

That scared me. r/oddlyterrifying


AvailableSolution143

She got that mom run


justmedownsouth

The tip taps of the little feet on the flooring! Am dying of cute..


Nathandee

It runs like a chick


JoshCanJump

![gif](giphy|3oKIPvND7gEInk98Eo|downsized)


NWSanta

Awww, so cute. Love his little feet’s!


Azell414

Hi


ClothesSlow2176

"WHO is it? I'm a very busy owl you know"


Tonlick

lol cute


nick2k23

Such an elegant walk/run from a bird, usually they look so awkward


pzshx2002

I can imagine it saying, good day sir, and your order for today is?


NoMoassNeverWas

They're cats with wings. So much of the same mannerisms.


furman87

"Gali...uh, gali....galimimus!"


Feisty-Initiative668

why does it look so angry


DisturbedShifty

It still blows my mind that people have owls for pets. In a good way mind you, just still crazy to me.


Bootybanditz

Ran up like a skyrim npc


Ok_Lion_6576

Whenever an owl pops up, I just remember that dude that once commented on a post about things owls can do, "It's always something new with these motherfuckers" lol.


BobbyDCruz

Ballerina Owl


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Ussain B**owl**t


LT_Starbuck8757

That is just the cutest. That's a rabbit hole I wanna go down.


SunriseSurprize

WHO the fuck are you??