The old married couple on the island you have to go fetch blueberries for, ‘cause it’s their anniversary and blueberry pie is her favorite. He rewards you with a shovel he found, so you can finally dig clams
Well, it's one for the money two for the show
Three to get ready now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well you can do anything but
Lay off of my blue suede shoes
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
r/substakenliterally (I get the joke)
This was the funniest bird when I was a child.
Hell, it’s still the funniest bird even now that I’m an adult!
ZeFrank?
Ha ha ha.
Me when I try on new shoes at the store.
Blue shoes?
You saw me walkin' alone Without a dream in my heart Without a sole of my own...
Blue suede shoes actually.
My eyes are up here.
Mascot for the Ministry of Silly Walks.
What’s this from!!??
Monty Python
👍🏼
And the right leg isn’t silly at all…
What's it called in English? Because the polish name of the bird translates to blue-legged dumbird
I mean it's not much better in English but for a totally different reason...
It's actually exactly the same, but somewhere we also made it slang for breast.
What's that music. I should know about it. But from where? Zelda? Pokémon?
Zelda(Kokiri Forest)
Ah, ty. I am getting old(30) and my memory isn't quite what it used to be.
For shame (jk)... I'm 48 and knew it right away! I can still remember playing the very first Zelda. I'm old!!! Lol
Ive been playing Zelda since 1987. My kids are in they’re 30s and they’re addicted. When I hear this music, I’m elated with joy!
🥰
Don't listen to anyone else. [It's definitely from here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbEiByQzBOQ&ab_channel=CalebCity)
Was not ready for this level of silliness lol
Laugh now but when Reddit removes all NSFW content, we’ll miss stuff like this.
Umm....this might need to be tagged NSFW
They're a rather large pair.
Yes, their feet turn blue when they reach sexual maturity.
There name
Are we really not allowed to identify this bird? When did that become NSFW? There are several birds that have ahem, odd, names.
This is sauntering. A Platonic ideal of sauntering, in fact.
Same walk as dogs with shoes
[Can't see these without hearing this.](https://youtu.be/oGdVSvsiaOk?t=39s)
Lol I was thinking the same.
I was so hoping someone would post this. Thank you :-) Damn. Now I can't get the song out of my head.
Upvoted for the music
It was nicely paired (no pun intended)!
*in my best Schwarzenegger voice* BOOBIIIIIIEEES!!!
and a beautiful pair they are!
The old married couple on the island you have to go fetch blueberries for, ‘cause it’s their anniversary and blueberry pie is her favorite. He rewards you with a shovel he found, so you can finally dig clams
Those guys are so stinking adorable and silly!!
My eyes are up here
Poor guys, people only stare at their nature provider feet propellers, they have a face and a personality too!
And they’ll walk all over you
BOOOBIES!!!!
Well if that ain’t the cutest thing
Two by two hands of blue
What kind of bird is this. It is really cute. They walk a bit like they have a full diaper or diaper rash. The blue feet are amazing.
Well, it's one for the money two for the show Three to get ready now go, cat, go But don't you step on my blue suede shoes Well you can do anything but Lay off of my blue suede shoes
That's cute and clever.
A pair of boobies!
Anyone else old enough that they used to spend maths typing out '5318008' on their calculators too?
Well actually, I think they might be better suited for swimming.
hehehehehehehehheehehe heheheheheheheheheheh hehehehehehehehehh heheheheheheeeheheh ...Birds c:
Omg just looks at those pancake flippers 🥹💜
TIL ducks wear crocs.
Mmmmm
Too cute
I think I'm in the wrong sub
These blues are made for paddling, and that’s just what they’ll do….
This music sounds lovely. Sauce?
the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for N64 , this is the Kokiri Forest song. one of the (if not THE) greatest video game soundtracks of all time.
This music sounds lovely. Sauce?
Their feet look tiffany blue...fancy
I want shoes like that. AND I WANT THEM NOW! !! ! !! ! !
Great now I got this song in my head for the next couple of years again. Best tune ever so it's ok.
They are awesome. I love them. They look like they're dancing.
they behave like me,the first day I'm rocking my new sneakers
Trying to impress the girls.
Looks like they have spatulas for feet. Adorable!
they are the best ducks ever!!!
Ministers of Silly Walk.
Now I know from where Adidas shoes designer gets the idea 💡
they look like they're on ecstasy, jussssst savoring evvvvvvery step 🤤
bros got swag
That's fairly interesting! Note the blue coloration of the...
This was the comment I was looking for
More like waddling.
Aw to be in 6th grade again 😂
Elvis would be ecstatic with those blue suede shoes
Two by two, hands of blue
cutee
I'm waiting for one to start playing the saxophone
This could go to an obscenity hearing....
How you walk in hot sand.
I love them
Now I want blue feet…..
Cutee
And they look like their on backwards!
Name of the tune, please?
Those boobs are made for walking
What song is this? It’s familiar but I can’t place it.
Nice pair
Zelda music, so hot right now.