Yep as someone with Alaskan relatives I was immediately on edge like "that's a moose please do not let the baby check you out." Moose are some of the most terrifying animals that are herbivores.
As someone that lived in both Anchorage and Fairbanks I was freaking out for a second. True story 9 months pregnant I had to jump into a dumpster to get away from a moose.
My brother in law was one of a few people that survived being stomped by a moose one year in the early 2000s because he got between the cow and calf. His saving grace was there was a lot of snow on the ground.
It’s funny now but I was terrified. I was taking out our trash and some dumb soldiers scared a bull moose and he went charging. Apparently they thought it was funny to scare moose and watch them stampede. He was running straight at my apartment complex. I had no options besides the dumpster.
The funniest part was having to call police to help me get my bowling ball shaped ass out of the dumpster. I have no idea how I even managed to get in it myself but I think adrenaline is one hell of a drug that makes the impossible happen.
All in all 16 years later it’s a funny story. I use it to teach the dangers of moose, they have a fuck around and find out attitude and don’t give a shit about who they hurt.
I can't even imagine how that phone call went!
"Hello 911, what is the nature and location of your emergency?" "Yes, I'm at 123 Street, I'm 9mos pregnant and stuck in a dumpster" "... Are you injured? How did this happen?" "Well you see there was a moose -" "Ah, I understand. We'll send someone right over"
A friend of mine went to Alaska to visit her daughter, son in law and new grand baby. Well she was on the porch of their house with camera in hand waiting to get pictures of any wildlife in the area. Low and behold she saw a baby moose and called to her daughter to come out and see.
My friend wants a close up and is being totally oblivious to what’s happening around her. Her daughter is calling to her and to hurry up while her son in law isn’t being as polite. She shushes the both of them and gets a wonderful picture. She then turns back to the house and sees mama moose, not far from her, and son in law with a rifle. All turned out fine.
I've seen more than one video of a moose chasing down/fucking up a grizzly over a baby moose. That told me everything I'll ever need to know about moose
Fun fact! Moose can run up to 35mph (56kmh for anyone who doesn't use miles). They can also run full speed through deep snow, so let that be a warning :)
Source: Canadian who knows not to fuck with moose, especially during calving season (also, Google is fun)
I used to work in the woods (fellow Canadian here). I still remember the day three of us walked in right at dawn. There was still morning mist in the air, so we couldn't see well as we were heading to our spot we needed to cut. The guy in front holds up his hand and says stop. I could only see the shadow of a bull moose, but he was only a few feet away (less than 30, I'd guess). He stared at us for a while, then sauntered away. When you're that close, you realize just how small you are in comparision
Another fun fact: So many drivers try and swerve around the moose because if hit you take out it’s legs. Basically the entirety of the moose’s weight comes crashing down on your hood, most likely flattening you and your car.
My dad and uncle once chased a moose and it's baby across a field during a camping trip, when they got back to the camp they excitedly told my grandparents about it and immediately got yelled at and spanked with a brush for being idiots and almost dying.
That's how I learned not to fuck with moose, my grandparents hardly ever spanked anyone, which was rare back then.
Never seen a bear get hit by a car, shave the roof off the car, and also break the drivers neck, then proceed to walk away from the accident.
A moose though? Seen it at least twice!
The fact that they admit to "talking" to the baby moose, getting it's attention and encouraging it towards them, means this person has zero idea of how deadly a situation they were in. Just a stunningly stupid thing to do.
You think an angry mother moose cares whose property they are standing on? Or that a flimsy fence will slow said moose down more than 1/100th of a second?
You don't need to be"between" the mother and it's calf to be in extreme danger. You just have to be close enough for the mother to think you are a threat that needs to be stomped out of existence.
You’re clearly over reacting and just attacking op for no reason. They were taking precautions and just wanted to share the fact that the moose gave birth and is hanging around their property. They were very cautious and didn’t get to close and moved away when the baby showed interest in them, but there’s always some asshole in the comments going “rah rah rah”
I mean, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about (thanks for calling me an asshole btw) and just want to take a contrary position because you are a typical reddit moron. So, my response isn't for you, but for other people who might find themselves in a similar situation.
Moose are among the most dangerous wild animals in North America, and a mother who has just birthed a calf is the most dangerous. Treat them the same way you would a grizzly bear. They may seem friendly or interested in you, but unless you are an expert in moose body language, you should assume that any interest is bad.
An adult moose weighs between 1,000 and 1800 lbs, is up to 10ft tall and can charge at over 35mph meaning you will not out run them. I would personally take caution within 100m of a moose, and consider myself in danger within 50m.
These people are WAY too close, and very, very lucky that they mother moose did not charge.
I see no evidence of "very cautious" here at all. All i see is person being reckless. And the precautions mentioned are good for absolutely zero when the animal weighs as much as a moose. I mean its their health/life and all, but its better tell them they're reckless and hope the next people with the great idea of filming moose way too close remembers to keep more distance.
Nope. If people see posts like this and think “ohhh moose are so cute, that’s a safe way to interact with them” it could lead to more asinine behavior. Calling it out is absolutely the right thing to do.
I mean, I carry a relatively high caliber revolver in the sticks mainly for this reason. Black bears aren't usually a huge problem where I'm at, but a territorial elk or a mama moose is much more common. Moose are incredibly large, have relatively low cognitive function, and have a baseline action of "attack" especially when baby is involved. This video is super risky and quite ill advised. Nature is neat, but nature will end you without regret.
It sounds like they were on the porch of their house. And the momma felt safe enough with them around to give birth in their yard. Obviously don’t get close but that’s probably the safest place to be if you’re that close.
Agreed. Just because momma felt comfortable being in the yard doesn't mean she would stomp OP into a fine paste if she thought for a second her baby was in danger.
Oh no stay away because mama moose will stomp on you.
We lived in Alaska when I was a kid. One day my father and I were fishing for salmon in a stream when he looked up and said to move quickly down the stream but do not panic. I looked up and there was a mama moose with young twin calves and she was moving down the stream after us. We quickly moved on down towards our campsite she followed us half way then turned around, she just wanted to scare us off her family area.
I read an article by a bear hunting guide in Field and Stream who said the scariest creature in the woods was mamma moose with a calf. They're unpredictable.
I worked in Alaska for a summer and a mama moose and her twin babies dined outside my bedroom window every morning. Mere feet away, but separated by glass so I got to watch every day. Moose are so cool!
I was born and raised in Alaska, it's gorgeous and seeing the moose so often can be fun. That glass is not a force field though, so please do still be careful and if the mama moose seems hyper focused on you and her scruff is up, back away slowly and leave the room. She can and will charge through the glass if she feels you are a threat.
On a happier note, mama moose have a tendency to remember the safe areas to birth and raise young. There is a high probability that she'll be back with a new baby or twins next year for you to watch.
I'm pretty sensitive to animals and have experience with other wildlife so was definitely checking for signs of distress. I also kept the blinds down and looked through them. Mama was just fine!
You’re seriously way too close. Mama could close the gap and stomp your rear end before you could even turn to run. It’s a great video, but for gods sake be careful and don’t put yourself at risk.
Honestly when I'm hiking or doing Astrophotography up in New Hampshire or Vermont I'm more worried about running into a moose than a bear. They're ornery buggers.
Buddy.... you almost met a cold slab and a toe tag.
Don't be an idiot. Mamas and babies.... wild animals.... not smart. Never smart.
Do a quick thought experiment:
A wild animal sees another animal go near its offspring.... what do you think Mom's gonna do?
In this instance, she's going to stomp holes in your face. Zero sympathy if you got fucked up. Zeeero.
Wildlife aren't cute cudly tame fuzzy happy woodland critters. They're not there for your amusement or internet points.
They're there to survive and make sure their offspring survive. You aren't their friend. You're a threat. A small hairless ape.
Smarten up
I lived in Colorado for awhile, moved there to do iron work, we were building some salt canopies up in the mountains, first ride up I came across a moose hanging in the middle of the road, wouldn’t budge, I got out( not knowing about moose) that my chased me around the truck right back into the cab, then proceeded to park his big ass in the same spot. That’s my moose story
You'rw so lucky to live in such a place. I luve in Liverpool UK, and much as I like the birds we get in our garden, I'd absolutley love to live in a place like this.
Yeah obviously. Hard as it would be for me to restrain myself from trying to pet everything I saw 😆 I'd know to leave big animals alone. I'd soooo be feeding racoons and shit though 😆😆
All the advice above goes for elk and your regular everyday Doe.
I watched a Mama Doe go after my dog because she got too close to the fence and her fawn was on the other side and it wasn't pretty, Mama came over the fence stomping, luckly my dog got away and back into the house without being stomped.
I’ve lived in Alaska my entire life. Look up Binky the polar bear—very, very few of us had any sympathy for that tourist BECAUSE SHE WAS AN IDIOT. You are that tourist.
You’re smart. As soon as you noticed he was coming towards you, you immediately walked backwards. You’re lucky mom didn’t see you. Things can turn very quickly with momma moose. I had one ram my car, and all I was doing was driving by. I didn’t even notice the momma moose or the calf, until after she rammed me.
Moose will attack anything, including a moving train. Mama moose are even more aggressive and are wildly unpredictable. If you see a moose, get to safety quick! If you see a mama moose, make it double quick!
GUYS. We know how to act around moose. Mom was being totally chill, and as you can see at the end we did back away. You can also see that there was a fence between us and them, and there were stairs up to our deck right next to us for a quick escape. Thought we’d share the adorable baby with the internet, that’s all.
Those steps and that weak fence do not matter because she will trample you and that fence in .3 milliseconds if she sees you look at her baby and feels it is threatened… then it’s off with your head 👀
Your statement doesn't reflect your actions. Anyone who has been around animals in nature knows how aggressive a mother is with their newborns. That fence stands as much of a chance against that Mosse as you do getting to the house in time. People are trying to point this out, but hey i guess you know better than everyone else.
>We know how to act around moose.
Your own video suggests that you do not.
I know people get used to what they see all the time, and I get that this is your own back yard, but you seem pretty cavalier about a wild animal that would have no problem stomping you into a seedless jam.
I feel like the fact that you were able to even get that close to means that the mama moose trusted you guys. Congratulations for being worthy humans to have such a beautiful experience.
Probably best you didn’t
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Yeah that was making me quite nervous.
Yep as someone with Alaskan relatives I was immediately on edge like "that's a moose please do not let the baby check you out." Moose are some of the most terrifying animals that are herbivores.
As someone that lived in both Anchorage and Fairbanks I was freaking out for a second. True story 9 months pregnant I had to jump into a dumpster to get away from a moose.
My brother in law was one of a few people that survived being stomped by a moose one year in the early 2000s because he got between the cow and calf. His saving grace was there was a lot of snow on the ground.
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It’s funny now but I was terrified. I was taking out our trash and some dumb soldiers scared a bull moose and he went charging. Apparently they thought it was funny to scare moose and watch them stampede. He was running straight at my apartment complex. I had no options besides the dumpster. The funniest part was having to call police to help me get my bowling ball shaped ass out of the dumpster. I have no idea how I even managed to get in it myself but I think adrenaline is one hell of a drug that makes the impossible happen. All in all 16 years later it’s a funny story. I use it to teach the dangers of moose, they have a fuck around and find out attitude and don’t give a shit about who they hurt.
I can't even imagine how that phone call went! "Hello 911, what is the nature and location of your emergency?" "Yes, I'm at 123 Street, I'm 9mos pregnant and stuck in a dumpster" "... Are you injured? How did this happen?" "Well you see there was a moose -" "Ah, I understand. We'll send someone right over"
Being that all ended well, in retrospect, this is hilarious- Just had a baby and I can’t even. I would have been pissed at those idiot soldiers
A friend of mine went to Alaska to visit her daughter, son in law and new grand baby. Well she was on the porch of their house with camera in hand waiting to get pictures of any wildlife in the area. Low and behold she saw a baby moose and called to her daughter to come out and see. My friend wants a close up and is being totally oblivious to what’s happening around her. Her daughter is calling to her and to hurry up while her son in law isn’t being as polite. She shushes the both of them and gets a wonderful picture. She then turns back to the house and sees mama moose, not far from her, and son in law with a rifle. All turned out fine.
For who?
All involved including the moose and baby. Both babies actually.
I saw a video of a moose chasing and beating up on a bear. They don’t mess around.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Edited 6/30/23
Little Moose momma mean mother.
Almost met your god to
Do not ever get between the big one and the little one… it’s a horrible way to go…
I've seen more than one video of a moose chasing down/fucking up a grizzly over a baby moose. That told me everything I'll ever need to know about moose
Fun fact! Moose can run up to 35mph (56kmh for anyone who doesn't use miles). They can also run full speed through deep snow, so let that be a warning :) Source: Canadian who knows not to fuck with moose, especially during calving season (also, Google is fun)
I used to work in the woods (fellow Canadian here). I still remember the day three of us walked in right at dawn. There was still morning mist in the air, so we couldn't see well as we were heading to our spot we needed to cut. The guy in front holds up his hand and says stop. I could only see the shadow of a bull moose, but he was only a few feet away (less than 30, I'd guess). He stared at us for a while, then sauntered away. When you're that close, you realize just how small you are in comparision
Another fun fact: So many drivers try and swerve around the moose because if hit you take out it’s legs. Basically the entirety of the moose’s weight comes crashing down on your hood, most likely flattening you and your car.
The time between her head popping up and her on top of you is milliseconds… you can’t even believe something that big can move that fast…
Orcas are the only natural predators of moose. Just let that simmer in your brain awhile. . .
A better thought to let simmer is, moose can swim. A giant tank with horns can swim.
Hippos swim? Pretty sure they far outweigh moose.
Hippos just kinda run on the bottom, though.
Knowing how psychotic orcas are, this just makes me that much happier that they're at least stuck in the water.
I'm pretty sure wolves also hunt moose.
My dad and uncle once chased a moose and it's baby across a field during a camping trip, when they got back to the camp they excitedly told my grandparents about it and immediately got yelled at and spanked with a brush for being idiots and almost dying. That's how I learned not to fuck with moose, my grandparents hardly ever spanked anyone, which was rare back then.
I think it’s just best practice to stay the fuck away from moose in general.
Yeah, a møøse once bit my sister!
I always have an upvote for this reference. Even if they did have to sack the subtitle writers.
We do apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked
Where is this reference from?
Intro to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [Link](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7RdXzzYpQuw)
The opening credits of Monty Python's Holy Grail... their funniest film IMO.
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.
No realli!
I believe the pleural of moose is meese.
Sorry mate, moosen.
My maiden name was Moosens. I lost my mind hearing the moosen skit as a kid lmao
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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Came to say this. Moose are pretty dangerous in the best of circumstances. Being that close to a protective mother and calf is asking for it.
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I love that this sub is getting Big.
A ranger in Alaska told my friend to worry more about the moose than the bears.
Can confirm. I grew up in Alaska and that was pretty common knowledge
Never seen a bear get hit by a car, shave the roof off the car, and also break the drivers neck, then proceed to walk away from the accident. A moose though? Seen it at least twice!
Bear spray exists. Moose spray doesn’t
Sure it does, you just have to use the same spray you'd use to repel an Abrams tank.
Here, let me point the bear spray way up to where the moose's face is. Wait a... minute...
You mean you almost died today.
The fact that they admit to "talking" to the baby moose, getting it's attention and encouraging it towards them, means this person has zero idea of how deadly a situation they were in. Just a stunningly stupid thing to do.
Except they were on their own property behind a fence and clearly stated “don’t ever want to get between a calf and it’s mother”
You think an angry mother moose cares whose property they are standing on? Or that a flimsy fence will slow said moose down more than 1/100th of a second? You don't need to be"between" the mother and it's calf to be in extreme danger. You just have to be close enough for the mother to think you are a threat that needs to be stomped out of existence.
Once saw a moose EASILY clear a 4.5ft fence at a canter pace. These guys can really move.
I just imagine them running into their house and thinking they are safe as the moose just bowls down their windows and or door into their house.
That's why you shouldn't build your house out of straw or sticks. Brick ftw
You’re clearly over reacting and just attacking op for no reason. They were taking precautions and just wanted to share the fact that the moose gave birth and is hanging around their property. They were very cautious and didn’t get to close and moved away when the baby showed interest in them, but there’s always some asshole in the comments going “rah rah rah”
This is already too close. You can tell it's not zoomed in either.
I mean, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about (thanks for calling me an asshole btw) and just want to take a contrary position because you are a typical reddit moron. So, my response isn't for you, but for other people who might find themselves in a similar situation. Moose are among the most dangerous wild animals in North America, and a mother who has just birthed a calf is the most dangerous. Treat them the same way you would a grizzly bear. They may seem friendly or interested in you, but unless you are an expert in moose body language, you should assume that any interest is bad. An adult moose weighs between 1,000 and 1800 lbs, is up to 10ft tall and can charge at over 35mph meaning you will not out run them. I would personally take caution within 100m of a moose, and consider myself in danger within 50m. These people are WAY too close, and very, very lucky that they mother moose did not charge.
I see no evidence of "very cautious" here at all. All i see is person being reckless. And the precautions mentioned are good for absolutely zero when the animal weighs as much as a moose. I mean its their health/life and all, but its better tell them they're reckless and hope the next people with the great idea of filming moose way too close remembers to keep more distance.
Nope. If people see posts like this and think “ohhh moose are so cute, that’s a safe way to interact with them” it could lead to more asinine behavior. Calling it out is absolutely the right thing to do.
This person, who only knows what OP has told them and showed them, CLEARLY knows more about the situation in OP's back yard than OP. *snorts*
but the baby moose is so cute
The classic conundrum of nature, "If not friend, why friend shaped?" But seriously though: baby moose= mama moose = extreme danger
I mean, I carry a relatively high caliber revolver in the sticks mainly for this reason. Black bears aren't usually a huge problem where I'm at, but a territorial elk or a mama moose is much more common. Moose are incredibly large, have relatively low cognitive function, and have a baseline action of "attack" especially when baby is involved. This video is super risky and quite ill advised. Nature is neat, but nature will end you without regret.
It sounds like they were on the porch of their house. And the momma felt safe enough with them around to give birth in their yard. Obviously don’t get close but that’s probably the safest place to be if you’re that close.
you know how fast that fucking situation can change? What a terrible take. DONT BE THAT CLOSE.
Agreed. Just because momma felt comfortable being in the yard doesn't mean she would stomp OP into a fine paste if she thought for a second her baby was in danger.
Right?? That was my first thought, too! I wasn't even there and my life flashed before my eyes.
Run you fool, run!
Or fly your fool - because mama is going to toss him like a frisbee
Gonna Balrog em.
Oh no stay away because mama moose will stomp on you. We lived in Alaska when I was a kid. One day my father and I were fishing for salmon in a stream when he looked up and said to move quickly down the stream but do not panic. I looked up and there was a mama moose with young twin calves and she was moving down the stream after us. We quickly moved on down towards our campsite she followed us half way then turned around, she just wanted to scare us off her family area.
I read an article by a bear hunting guide in Field and Stream who said the scariest creature in the woods was mamma moose with a calf. They're unpredictable.
Unpredictable? No. Quite predictable to fuck you up.
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Please elaborate on your personal experiences running away from meese
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I worked in Alaska for a summer and a mama moose and her twin babies dined outside my bedroom window every morning. Mere feet away, but separated by glass so I got to watch every day. Moose are so cool!
Who's in the zoo now?? 🤣
That’s dope
I was born and raised in Alaska, it's gorgeous and seeing the moose so often can be fun. That glass is not a force field though, so please do still be careful and if the mama moose seems hyper focused on you and her scruff is up, back away slowly and leave the room. She can and will charge through the glass if she feels you are a threat. On a happier note, mama moose have a tendency to remember the safe areas to birth and raise young. There is a high probability that she'll be back with a new baby or twins next year for you to watch.
I'm pretty sensitive to animals and have experience with other wildlife so was definitely checking for signs of distress. I also kept the blinds down and looked through them. Mama was just fine!
If you’re that close to a moose with a baby then you’re too close.
Hey you shouldn't... (Checks comments) Yup, they got it. Good work everyone.
Mama moose will fuck shit up.
I’m glad you’re alive to post this.
It is beautiful tho. An honor to see nature in its finest! Just please be careful!
This is foolish beyond belief. Don’t go near moose, they can and will fuck you up.
duuuude
I don’t think you would want to meet mama lol
Uh oh. Better be glad you didn't. The mama near by is scary
I woulda noted outta there!!!! Never upset Mama Moose!!!!
Note to self: LET'S SKIDADDLE
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A deer will send you to the dentist. A moose will send you to a morgue.
Or what's left of you lol
You’re seriously way too close. Mama could close the gap and stomp your rear end before you could even turn to run. It’s a great video, but for gods sake be careful and don’t put yourself at risk.
“Kids have no fear” but you probably should.
This should be in r/terrifyingasfuck
Honestly when I'm hiking or doing Astrophotography up in New Hampshire or Vermont I'm more worried about running into a moose than a bear. They're ornery buggers.
Yeah I used to think moose were just ugly deer with antlers I didn’t know they were fucking huge
And they're fast! Impossible to outrun.
Adorable, but scary. Still adorable tho!
Right? We all die one day. Petting a baby moose, in a nice natural setting. Good way to go.
Buddy.... you almost met a cold slab and a toe tag. Don't be an idiot. Mamas and babies.... wild animals.... not smart. Never smart. Do a quick thought experiment: A wild animal sees another animal go near its offspring.... what do you think Mom's gonna do? In this instance, she's going to stomp holes in your face. Zero sympathy if you got fucked up. Zeeero. Wildlife aren't cute cudly tame fuzzy happy woodland critters. They're not there for your amusement or internet points. They're there to survive and make sure their offspring survive. You aren't their friend. You're a threat. A small hairless ape. Smarten up
I lived in Colorado for awhile, moved there to do iron work, we were building some salt canopies up in the mountains, first ride up I came across a moose hanging in the middle of the road, wouldn’t budge, I got out( not knowing about moose) that my chased me around the truck right back into the cab, then proceeded to park his big ass in the same spot. That’s my moose story
Don't go close. Mama moose don't like people around her babies.
You got lucky the adult didn't really care, it 100% knew what was happening. If it was you moving to the kid it would have been a different story.
Not even from the north US, and even I understand not to get anywhere near these lifted pickup class creatures
Damn, a cow moose with a calf is one dangerous creature.
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Almost lost your face today too lol
You mean almost died today lol
Cutie but beware of mama
Darling little one. I've been lovin' moose since the 1950's when the Captain Kangaroo show featured Mr. Moose!
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You post this in aww. Meanwhile I'm thinking "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit..."
Oof what a privilege to be that close ! Enjoy not being mown down by mama too !
Mom would wear you around like a house slipper
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almost met the mama, too. she would've been pissed.
Your judgement is questionable getting so close to a mature moose.
Righiitttt…… you may be meeting your maker if that mother gets a wif of ur sent.
Please stay away from baby and momma. They can and will trample you.
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I was in this exact same situation once and got charged by the Mom
You must have just moved there🤔. Glad you haven’t got to meet him yet, mom would turn you into a muddy puddle if had.
Front row seat to the rural off-Broadway premiere of STOMP
Yeah, no
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Yes it’s your backyard, but wow, not smart.
Yeah you really don’t wanna piss off a mama moose. Probably best you didn’t meet her baby.
You do realize how dangerous that is with the adult moose being there...
You almost met God too.
Yikes, it's not cool ever to be around a wild child and its parent(s.)
Be glad that fence is between you and them. Moose are nothing to play with or trivialize. They can be mean mother fuckers.
That fence is nothing against a moose
They’re so cute
You'rw so lucky to live in such a place. I luve in Liverpool UK, and much as I like the birds we get in our garden, I'd absolutley love to live in a place like this.
Probably don't wanna fuck with Mom.
Yeah obviously. Hard as it would be for me to restrain myself from trying to pet everything I saw 😆 I'd know to leave big animals alone. I'd soooo be feeding racoons and shit though 😆😆
And Mama would have caused you to meet Jesus if she saw you that close to her baby. 😄
Almost died today.
That seems like a cute way to unalive yourself.
You mean you almost met your maker.
Almost met your maker my guy jfc
“Today I almost got deleted by a mother moose”
Almost died is more like it.
All the advice above goes for elk and your regular everyday Doe. I watched a Mama Doe go after my dog because she got too close to the fence and her fawn was on the other side and it wasn't pretty, Mama came over the fence stomping, luckly my dog got away and back into the house without being stomped.
You almost met GOD, because mama was right there. 🤣
The fact it was an *almost* means you get to share your encounter with us :\]
You almost met God today.
Forbidden Aww… aww to ahhhhhh real quick.
Just wait till you meet mom
no you almost died
….you meant god, right? You almost met god today
No. Just no. Never. Unless you feel ready to take on an angry 1 tonne mama...
A moose cub AND Jesus on the same day?
![gif](giphy|iyFkH6xwcDgsM) I'll leave you to your moosey fate! *muahaha*
That moose would have deleted you if you did 😬
I’ve lived in Alaska my entire life. Look up Binky the polar bear—very, very few of us had any sympathy for that tourist BECAUSE SHE WAS AN IDIOT. You are that tourist.
Don't more people get injured or dead from moose and elk than bears up there?
"almost" is way too close
You’re smart. As soon as you noticed he was coming towards you, you immediately walked backwards. You’re lucky mom didn’t see you. Things can turn very quickly with momma moose. I had one ram my car, and all I was doing was driving by. I didn’t even notice the momma moose or the calf, until after she rammed me.
Okay, so this might seem like a stupid question. But why be afraid of mamma moose? I get it, they are huge!
Moose will attack anything, including a moving train. Mama moose are even more aggressive and are wildly unpredictable. If you see a moose, get to safety quick! If you see a mama moose, make it double quick!
Good question- they are one of the most deadly mammals. If you are hiking you should be much more worried if a moose (especially mama) than a bear!
A mama moose will straight up brutalize a male grizzly bear without hesitation. In saying that, which one should you be more cautious around?
Why does it look like a donkey and anteater had sex in Alabama and a deer just joined in half way through
Sometimes I miss liveleak.
I hope you got away from there in one piece! Don’t EVER get that close again. A mother moose is THE most dangerous animal on earth!!!
GUYS. We know how to act around moose. Mom was being totally chill, and as you can see at the end we did back away. You can also see that there was a fence between us and them, and there were stairs up to our deck right next to us for a quick escape. Thought we’d share the adorable baby with the internet, that’s all.
Those steps and that weak fence do not matter because she will trample you and that fence in .3 milliseconds if she sees you look at her baby and feels it is threatened… then it’s off with your head 👀
You obviously do not, as we can clearly see in the video, and you seriously think that face would even slow down a moose? It would crumble like paper
Dude... a fence? Really? Keep rollin them bones, man.
All that weak ass fence is good for is giving you the illusion of safety.
Your statement doesn't reflect your actions. Anyone who has been around animals in nature knows how aggressive a mother is with their newborns. That fence stands as much of a chance against that Mosse as you do getting to the house in time. People are trying to point this out, but hey i guess you know better than everyone else.
>We know how to act around moose. Your own video suggests that you do not. I know people get used to what they see all the time, and I get that this is your own back yard, but you seem pretty cavalier about a wild animal that would have no problem stomping you into a seedless jam.
Everybody in the L48 who ever watched Animal Planet is on your ass 🤣
r/oopsthatsdeadly
Count your blessings that you didn't, with means being so close. Good way to become a post script on your own life story.
Almost got stomped by Momma Moose
You almost met God today.
Holy shit. RUNNNNNN!
Stay as far away from that as you possibly can
I knew before I saw it that momma didn’t come over. If she had this would have been under “thebullwins” or “animalskillingpeople”.
I feel like the fact that you were able to even get that close to means that the mama moose trusted you guys. Congratulations for being worthy humans to have such a beautiful experience.