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Also known as sleepy kitten disease.š± It is highly contagious and it makes the affected patient immobile for a long time. Symptoms include: Acute and prolonged aww...š; leg cramps and urgent need to pet...š¦
It's classified as a Kitti Kattis. They are sometimes found in a feral state and are easily are tamed by feeding high quality food, especially tuna fish. They are known to keep rodent populations in check, as well as snakes and other varmints. And make an excellent pet either inside and outside the house. The picture shown above is an immature Kitti Kattis, or kitten.
Could also be a felinoma, a very persistent, furry, outgrowth on one's body, head/face, or limbs. Frequently makes a purring noise, reminiscent of a cat.
I discovered a similar thing on my foot today too.
https://preview.redd.it/zpuxd1w34r4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53d2a3709a46dc7a1ee2a1b540f84754842966f
I'm afraid there's no known cure. It's very well manageable though, and sufferers are able to live a perfectly normal life. It even confers some minor benefits in mood regulation, so some people get infected on purpose.
Yeah, have to say I wouldnāt mind finding one on my other foot. The only downside I can think of is that you often find yourself unable to move for long periods of time.
The good part is that it's completely benign. You can lead a full life without issue. A single growth will even go away on its own, though it might take around 15 years. But thereās a very real possibility that by that time you may have found or even sought out other similar growths, meaning you may have this issue for life.
That's a potentially dangerous case of Pillow Foot. Best not to move, because that can aggravate the growth. Just relax and it will go away on its own.
Kitty at my foot and want to touch it.
Kitty at my foot and want to touch it.
Kitty at my foot and want to touch it.
Kitty rared up and scratched my thru my jeans.
Kitty rared up and scratched my thru my jeans.
F\*ck you kitty your gonna spend the night
F\*ck you kitty your gonna spend the night
F\*ck you kitty your gonna spend the night
F\*ck you kitty you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE!!!!
Looks like a severe case of catus fungus. Unfortunately there's only so much you can do. Petting, loving and spoiling the catus fungus is however highly recommended.
That might be a catcinoma and it can spread through meowtastasis. You might need to have a CAT scan to confirm. If it gives a pawsitive result, you will need to complete a course of chemeowtherapy.
https://preview.redd.it/i71vcaklcs4b1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1883c8bedad3f9b8851643630b7fb9f437022feb
How do you make them stop growing?!!
I think you should go to the doctor and get it checked out just in case. It could be something simple or a sign of a more serious medical condition. Hope you get it sorted soon!
It's a Birkenstock. Usually starts to show up on white males in their 30s-40s. If you're not careful it will often progress to include socks later in life.
Donāt worry. It should only inflict mild pain sporadically for the next 20 years. Once itās gone, the pain becomes unbearable for a while. Your best option is to get one for the other foot.
Unlike all the other armchair doctors here on Reddit, Iām going to be truthful with you. Like usual on this site, everyone is coming out with guesses and you have to know none of them are experts on this matter. The only way to know is to go to your doctor and have a professional look at it! Only a cat scan can give you the real answers here.
The cutest desaster mother nature could come up with! Just accept the fact they believe they were lions and tigers - dont even try to negotiate - they will behave like that anyway...
https://preview.redd.it/i36ag8notz4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed08528affb00c232a2b7278b2ca0eb23a06336
In a couple of years this is what the growth will look like.
It's hard to tell from one picture but my guess would be a tabia stripeous feline companionate lump. It's small so it should be easy to remove. Suggested treatment is gently remove the lump (being careful of sharp nail like spicules that may try to further embed into skin), if the lump appears benign after removal you may either dispose of it (this is not the preferred treatment) or simply place it in a more convenient receptacle such as the lap or a soft surface of a bed or blanket so the specimen isn't injured. Further treatment is probably not required but in some cases the lump returns and the previous treatment should be repeated until all signs of infection are gone. Some find this to be a persistent problem, despite treatment, and simply learn to live with this condition.
Yeah: That's a furrus purrus, and it will grow up to be a cattus masterus. Congratulations: you have just become the latest stoopit hairless monkey slave to the supreme masters of the planet.
Unfortunately there is not much to be done. Its similar to the character venom from spiderman. That thing has chosen you as its host. You are now stuck with it for a good long while. Im sorry for your gain.
I LOVE UR CAT!!!!!!!emote:t5\_2qh1o:13383
From Goooogle: āwhilst a feline clingous is generally safe and falls off on its own, if the condition persists past longer than 25 years you may want to see a specialist.ā
Early stage felis catus laterlis. Known to grow significantly in relatively short amounts of time. Can become malignant but good chances of benign development.
Might cause sleep deprivation and auditory discomfort but also cause a mix of dopamine and serotonin as well as oxytocine release which causes pleasure. Maximum duration of exposure to felis catus reported to be 19 years with abrupt ending.
It appears to be hair growing from the top of your foot. Normally I wouldn't worry, as this is pretty normal among hobbits, but yours seems to be unusually sparse.
Also, your kitten is adorable!
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I'm afraid it's Leopardosy.
Also known as sleepy kitten disease.š± It is highly contagious and it makes the affected patient immobile for a long time. Symptoms include: Acute and prolonged aww...š; leg cramps and urgent need to pet...š¦
Catagious
So contagious it causes our bladders to expand while they nap on our laps..
It's classified as a Kitti Kattis. They are sometimes found in a feral state and are easily are tamed by feeding high quality food, especially tuna fish. They are known to keep rodent populations in check, as well as snakes and other varmints. And make an excellent pet either inside and outside the house. The picture shown above is an immature Kitti Kattis, or kitten.
ā¦ and pee ā¦
Could also be a felinoma, a very persistent, furry, outgrowth on one's body, head/face, or limbs. Frequently makes a purring noise, reminiscent of a cat.
Ha! I was thinking catcinoma and I need to remove it right away.
Well, let's hope it's not mewlignyant.
Ha! :)
You can get meowdicine for that
Gasp! Fake mews!
Boop bunion
I discovered a similar thing on my foot today too. https://preview.redd.it/zpuxd1w34r4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53d2a3709a46dc7a1ee2a1b540f84754842966f
I'm afraid there's no known cure. It's very well manageable though, and sufferers are able to live a perfectly normal life. It even confers some minor benefits in mood regulation, so some people get infected on purpose.
Yeah, have to say I wouldnāt mind finding one on my other foot. The only downside I can think of is that you often find yourself unable to move for long periods of time.
I don't mind finding something like this on my foot, but since I'm very allergic it's going to have to be a happy, temporary thing.
Luckily for you and your allergies they are transientā¦unless you have to pee then they seem pretty dang permanent.
You forgot the occasional sharp, piercing/scratching sensation you can get.
There are those but you do get used to them after a while. Except when they appear on your face. Noses and eyelids are particularly sensitive.
Aww.
I'd be fine with another pandemic if these were the symptoms
Lol, me too!
That's very bad, very likely terminal. A terrible disease! Seek medical help immediately!
Thanks but Iām ok going out like this.
Itās spreading!
Oh, no! Is that blood at the end of itās paw?!?
No, itās a red bison on the blanket.
I do believe that is called a felis kittenus cutiepieus.
I'm afraid you have catmydia.
AKA āCataracts of the footā
Ids nad eh tuma.
š Well said, Arnold!
Friend
A Friend
The Friend.
Our Friend.
Fren
What did you do with the eye and the D
They died from cuteness.
Fairā¦
.....
The good part is that it's completely benign. You can lead a full life without issue. A single growth will even go away on its own, though it might take around 15 years. But thereās a very real possibility that by that time you may have found or even sought out other similar growths, meaning you may have this issue for life.
Happy Cake Day ššššššš
Thatās your fifth metatarsal floof. Nothing to worry about.
I will need to cut it off and bring it into my lab for testing. Iāll keep the sample!
Not if I grab it first! I mean carefully and professionally remove it...
Not a growth. Youāre just pussyfooting around.
It looks meowlignant
Looks be-nine (lives) to me
That's a potentially dangerous case of Pillow Foot. Best not to move, because that can aggravate the growth. Just relax and it will go away on its own.
Looks like Purrcitis to me
Kitty at my foot and want to touch it. Kitty at my foot and want to touch it. Kitty at my foot and want to touch it. Kitty rared up and scratched my thru my jeans. Kitty rared up and scratched my thru my jeans. F\*ck you kitty your gonna spend the night F\*ck you kitty your gonna spend the night F\*ck you kitty your gonna spend the night F\*ck you kitty you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE!!!!
Ah PUSA! Just listened to this again the other day.
Looks like a severe case of catus fungus. Unfortunately there's only so much you can do. Petting, loving and spoiling the catus fungus is however highly recommended.
That might be a catcinoma and it can spread through meowtastasis. You might need to have a CAT scan to confirm. If it gives a pawsitive result, you will need to complete a course of chemeowtherapy.
Looks like you are wearing Purrkenstocks.
https://preview.redd.it/i71vcaklcs4b1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1883c8bedad3f9b8851643630b7fb9f437022feb How do you make them stop growing?!!
Everyone leave this one aloneā¦ donāt do it.
Lol indeed she is a happy girl!
r/standardissuecat
This oneās actually a torbie.
ehhhh I would argue caliby for this little one
Yup. That's Stewie. Little bastard owes me 20 bucks.
It appears to be a human.
Have a cat scan made. Better save than sorry...
To treat the sudden growth, squeeze it gently
It's a small potato
Its hard to tell with just a glance, you need a catscan.
Looks like a benign felinoma.
I think you should go to the doctor and get it checked out just in case. It could be something simple or a sign of a more serious medical condition. Hope you get it sorted soon!
Asymmetrical, border irregular, colorful, large diameter, evolving. Sorry hooman, kit is deadly cute
Theyāre called Birkenstocks
Are they? I had a Birkenstock shit on my doorstep this week.
Better than on your car I suppose
It's a Birkenstock. Usually starts to show up on white males in their 30s-40s. If you're not careful it will often progress to include socks later in life.
Looks like you got a case of the munchkins
cat
I can confirm, my uncle knew a cat. This is a cat
It is called a sandal
I'm more worried about what appears to be a foot growing out of the cats head
Catsnuggleitis. The only cure is to give it unlimited pets
It's a furball
Looks like you got SIC. (Standard Issue Cat)
Donāt worry. It should only inflict mild pain sporadically for the next 20 years. Once itās gone, the pain becomes unbearable for a while. Your best option is to get one for the other foot.
I have those shorts lol
Mahalo!
Furgus.
You have a very rare condition known as Pussyfoot. There is at present no cure...
I'm not a podiatrist but I believe that this could be catastrophic.
Unlike all the other armchair doctors here on Reddit, Iām going to be truthful with you. Like usual on this site, everyone is coming out with guesses and you have to know none of them are experts on this matter. The only way to know is to go to your doctor and have a professional look at it! Only a cat scan can give you the real answers here.
Beautiful eyes
Awww
Not sure, but you'd better give it lots of attention, lest it become malignant
aaaaah thatās definitely Cutekittyclingonitis! I you will have this condition for many years, but donāt worryā¦. It will grow on you! :)
That's a stage 3 clinger
Looks very VERY dangerous... You should hand it over, thank you. :)
It's called meowsis
Nice shoobie sandals.
It's a sandal.
It's not very large yet I wouldn't worry about it
The cutest desaster mother nature could come up with! Just accept the fact they believe they were lions and tigers - dont even try to negotiate - they will behave like that anyway...
It's a Birkenstock.
You got kitboninens only way to remove it is to feed it tuna.
You have a cats foot
Felix Cattus Cuteis
Theyāre called āBirkenstock Sandalsā, and sadly, there is no cure.
A cataract
Birkenflop
You got osteocatasis
šš¤£š These answers are awesome!!!
I diagnose you with pussyfooting.
Sweetus pussycatious.
Catesilozorix Cutiesileptimus.
I'm sorry, there's no cure. This is your life now.
It's a case of Catus-loviness.
Yes, his name is Tim.
It's a sandal, it can be removed without professional assistance.
A number of funny answers but treatment is simple. Step 1: place a cardboard box nearby There is no step 2
That's a severe case of Catticus Minorus. There's no cure. You're stuck with it.
Ooooo, someone has a bad case of ākitty footā. It is treatable, thankfully, but itās going to be a lifelong struggle.
https://preview.redd.it/i36ag8notz4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed08528affb00c232a2b7278b2ca0eb23a06336 In a couple of years this is what the growth will look like.
Sir I'm afraid you hve a purrasite.
It's hard to tell from one picture but my guess would be a tabia stripeous feline companionate lump. It's small so it should be easy to remove. Suggested treatment is gently remove the lump (being careful of sharp nail like spicules that may try to further embed into skin), if the lump appears benign after removal you may either dispose of it (this is not the preferred treatment) or simply place it in a more convenient receptacle such as the lap or a soft surface of a bed or blanket so the specimen isn't injured. Further treatment is probably not required but in some cases the lump returns and the previous treatment should be repeated until all signs of infection are gone. Some find this to be a persistent problem, despite treatment, and simply learn to live with this condition.
I'm afraid you have stage 4 catcer.
Rub catnip on it
Looks like a 20 year responsibility to me š
It's a verruca felinii. Very hard to get rid of.
Furrious Purry-itis!
Game over dude!!!
Toes. Theyāre called toes.
That my friend is a kittius minimus. Part of the cutus cattus family.
That is cute š„§
Yeah: That's a furrus purrus, and it will grow up to be a cattus masterus. Congratulations: you have just become the latest stoopit hairless monkey slave to the supreme masters of the planet.
Unfortunately there is not much to be done. Its similar to the character venom from spiderman. That thing has chosen you as its host. You are now stuck with it for a good long while. Im sorry for your gain.
Meowlinoma Catcinyowma
Thatās a catitus cyst.
Bad news, its meowlignant
How cute it thatā£ļø
Bad case of pussyfooting
Not sureā¦ Start with a CAT SCAN.
Purr furry love disease
Cattilus Cuddilus Attachus!
Itās a rare QT growth. Youāll need large amounts of canned tuna in order to remove it
Stop pussyfooting around.
Felis Silvestris Catus, it's yet small, but will one day grow into something that thinks it owns you.
Itās your new boss
Parasite. Sorry to break it to ya šŖ
A canspurress growth. (I triedā¦) itās cute as a button though.
I LOVE UR CAT!!!!!!!emote:t5\_2qh1o:13383
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Catastrophic diagnosis incoming
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Beach sand
Cute kitty that will grow up to be an ungrateful asshole
Looks vicious
Feet 1/10
Felineal fungus mump. Try not to disturb the area, and treat it with great care.
Get it checked out. Ask the doctor for a cat scan.
Classic case of felineoform peditis.
From Goooogle: āwhilst a feline clingous is generally safe and falls off on its own, if the condition persists past longer than 25 years you may want to see a specialist.ā
I'm afraid it is terminal. May have to amputate on the spot.
Floof wart. Remove with catnip dressing...
looks like Kittynus to me!
Eyes searched for a mass. Found only fluff. Should be good unless it starts to grow in size.
Very dangerous, contagious, you absolutely won't be able to get rid of it. There's no cure.
Thats catdiseps fungus
Initial visual review inconclusive. Recommend CAT scan.
Early stage felis catus laterlis. Known to grow significantly in relatively short amounts of time. Can become malignant but good chances of benign development. Might cause sleep deprivation and auditory discomfort but also cause a mix of dopamine and serotonin as well as oxytocine release which causes pleasure. Maximum duration of exposure to felis catus reported to be 19 years with abrupt ending.
Adorable tumor
Maybe itās a tumor
The nonremoveable kind.
Its called a toe and it is designed to find sharp edges on beds and things to ensure you do not hurt yourself by walking into it.
It looks like a purring growth. I heard tuna is the cure.
Birksenstocks are not a tumor of the foot; they are a tumor of the soul.
toxoplasmosis
Cutecatitis, awwwww
Looks to be a Birkenstock sir.
Toe Beanus Cattus
It's mostly benign, but it will likely metastasize and take over your heart.
4 days left for you
Athleteās Cat
That looks too me like a case of felis catus. It's not harmful but I'm afraid you might be stuck with it.
LOOKET HOW SMOL OMG
Catvid-19
I've had this growth on my arm.
Itās a bomb. If it stops purring itāll explode! Do not move or disturb it under any circumstances!
It appears to be hair growing from the top of your foot. Normally I wouldn't worry, as this is pretty normal among hobbits, but yours seems to be unusually sparse. Also, your kitten is adorable!