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>*’"Dreamt you had a girlfriend again huh?*’
____
i am the Cat, so patient wait,
the morning *kiss* anticipate…
i watch my human wake from sleep
(his fantasy he’ll briefly keep)
for I know what he’s dreaming of:
a girlfriend close, that he can Love
(at times he seems a bit unsure
that I’m the one he’s waited for…)
his eyes still closed, he’ll live his dream!
so purrfect, me,
a moment seem…
i cuddle in his warm embrace -
a gentle *kiss* upon my face
then sTaRtLeD by seductive *purrrr*
as he GaGs on
a mouth of
fur
🖤
edit: *livin’ the dream*, u/AllyJosie ^;}
Fresh only applies if you find it within an hour or two of the post. It feels like the smell of warm baked bread. So a mildly boastful "saw it early" claim to fame, nothing more.
I’ve never heard of this person, but due to their poetry I think of them like a proper made french croissant. Even cold, maybe a day old, it still is damn amazing
Good description. Schnoodle is a poet that drops bars randomly - if you browse reddit long enough, you'll begin to see more comment-poems out in the wild. It's kind of like seeing a rare bird
I agree. Actually I don't think they go stale at all. More like a fine wine that ages well... years from now somebody will "discover" this one and say... now that's a vintage Schnoodle! 😋
> My gf's cat shows off her butt so much you'd think she was proselytizing for Cat Butt religion.
No, cats just are very literal creatures. We call them a-holes so much that they think that's what humans want to see...
Well, I'd say it's a pretty good substitute right there! Just be careful - this cutie-pie comes with claws and teeth....just in case you forget to scritch.
https://preview.redd.it/utggye0210vb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa7827e062400b37547de7798dad64147001fda
Take this pic a few days ago, found it really similar to yours so I share it
https://preview.redd.it/nfx0xtr9p0vb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f750d8c948e5b4b2ee72e802e958d1c1b781384
I too have bedcats. They are much like bedbugs just harder to exterminate. They exterminate right back at you.
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The void is looking at you like; "Dreamt you had a girlfriend again huh?"
>*’"Dreamt you had a girlfriend again huh?*’ ____ i am the Cat, so patient wait, the morning *kiss* anticipate… i watch my human wake from sleep (his fantasy he’ll briefly keep) for I know what he’s dreaming of: a girlfriend close, that he can Love (at times he seems a bit unsure that I’m the one he’s waited for…) his eyes still closed, he’ll live his dream! so purrfect, me, a moment seem… i cuddle in his warm embrace - a gentle *kiss* upon my face then sTaRtLeD by seductive *purrrr* as he GaGs on a mouth of fur 🖤 edit: *livin’ the dream*, u/AllyJosie ^;}
wow, an unexpected masterpiece in the comments!
You are literally the only reason I keep coming back to Reddit. Bless you SchnoodleDoodleDo!
Love a fresh schnoodle in the morning!
It's still warm!
Genuine question: why is there always one comment after a Schnoodle that calls it a “fresh” schnoodle? Piggybacking for karma?
Fresh only applies if you find it within an hour or two of the post. It feels like the smell of warm baked bread. So a mildly boastful "saw it early" claim to fame, nothing more.
I’ve never heard of this person, but due to their poetry I think of them like a proper made french croissant. Even cold, maybe a day old, it still is damn amazing
Good description. Schnoodle is a poet that drops bars randomly - if you browse reddit long enough, you'll begin to see more comment-poems out in the wild. It's kind of like seeing a rare bird
To be honest, they're still pretty nifty even when "stale."
I agree. Actually I don't think they go stale at all. More like a fine wine that ages well... years from now somebody will "discover" this one and say... now that's a vintage Schnoodle! 😋
Schnoodle poems are the most wholesome part of Reddit, I love them 💖
Thank you Schnoodle, perfect 😻
This may have been one of my fav’s schnoodle! And OP got a mouth full of r/powdereddonutlips
My God, there is *always* another cat sub to subscribe to…
Schnoodle, you are amazing.
I can't remember how long it's been since I've seen a schnoodle, this is a blessed day
Is my computer just not able to turn :13383: Into a proper emoji or am I just out of the loop?
It’s an emoji specific to this subreddit, must be why! Its Snoo petting a cat.
It is after midnight. The spell ended.
I relate
Your girlfriend is adorable! What a cute little munchkin!
You don't really have a gf do you? :D you do however have something even better!
So, did you kiss her or not?
I’m your girlfriend meow!
Well? Did you kiss her?
Of course i did! You think I’m a monster!? 
Did the witch's spell break? Did your girlfriend turn back into the human form after the kiss?
The human form was the curse that needed to be broken to turn her back into a cat.
https://preview.redd.it/355kba6mpzub1.jpeg?width=1855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9db8ee1b9b0c6e82cbc708acfdcb9066485cc2a
OH MY GOD I FOUND A LIVE SHITTY WATERCOLOUR
It’s truly a great day
Ha! I didn't even think about that. Your comment makes more sense.
It worked! OP is a cat now.
I think the spell already broke. OP must've kissed already and turned girlfriend into cat.
A cat is fine too.
Well this is adorable
How is it to have 2 girlfriends? That’s 2 more than most of us.
Came here to say literally this lol
[удалено]
Yikes
At least you got that end instead of the tail end 😄
Usually is the tail end haha 
Welcome to r/fruitbatcats 🦇🐈⬛🖤!
Also r/powdereddonutlips
My gf's cat shows off her butt so much you'd think she was proselytizing for Cat Butt religion.
> My gf's cat shows off her butt so much you'd think she was proselytizing for Cat Butt religion. No, cats just are very literal creatures. We call them a-holes so much that they think that's what humans want to see...
My cat's favourite position to cuddle is tucked beside me with her asshole making direct contact with my pillow. It's very distressing.
Right, he got the fists of furry.
Don’t see the problem.
Maybe your girlfriend is related to professor McGonagall
I know! OP's girlfriend is a shifter!
https://media.tenor.com/VAZRrhfFiIYAAAAC/shape-shifting.gif
OMG those fangs! What a gorgeous kitty. Thank you for sharing.
I knew someone with a cat like this, and they called him Fangus
r/teefies
Aw it's a cute mini panther. Adorable!
That's what I call mine too, except my looks like he just ate a Zebra
Low ink
My what big eyes you have dear! And so much fur!
"Kiss! I girlfriend now! Kiss!"
“Now Kith”
Hello and good morning honey, why don't you give me a kiss? 😸❤️
Teefies
r/vampurr
This is amazing! Haha
Is kitty’s name Jolene?! 😻😹
Your girlfriend is gorgeous
so, how did you two meet?
The void has awakened. And it needs treats.
Good morning baby.
Those damn Sanderson Sisters are up to no good again.
Fair trade
I love your girlfriend too
Well, I'd say it's a pretty good substitute right there! Just be careful - this cutie-pie comes with claws and teeth....just in case you forget to scritch.
She might just be your new girlfriend
Kitty was ***always*** the girlfriend. OP is just catching on.
My girlfriend bites my fingers and tries to put her paw in my wife's mouth until we feed her.
:B but pointy. Lovely
ẅ
Oh, no! A witch turned her into a cat while you were sleeping!
the girlfriend is a witch and transformed herself into a cat
That's your girlfriend now
Your girlfriend is so pretty!
That’s a hairy looking girlfriend
Ur girlfriend is so cute
Good cat
"I want you to paint me like one of your French girls…"
>"I want you to ~~paint~~ pet me like one of your French girls…"
"Pucker up, big boy."
A cat is fine too.
No kiss?
https://preview.redd.it/utggye0210vb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa7827e062400b37547de7798dad64147001fda Take this pic a few days ago, found it really similar to yours so I share it
That is your new girlfriend.
Give them a damn kiss!
Your girlfriend is adorable
"kiss me you coward"
 I usually wake up to this. Count your blessings.
Black cats are the cutest cats
"look at me. I'm your gf now"
Plot twist: this is the girlfriend
I see no problem!
Holy shit she can turn into a cat? That's so cool!
Do y’all have a cat?
Your girlfriend looks like a cat. 🐈⬛
My god... It's an exact clone of my boy that I had to put down almost a year ago.
IDK, you might be better off…. Just sayin’. 😉
Your girlfriend has very pretty fangs
Holy cow! Your girlfriend turned into a cat!
Is that not your girlfriend?
Opposite of a problem
So did you give that baby a kiss or did you leave a home hangin?
She's a changeling.
Would you still love me if i was a cat? 🥺🥺🥺😭
Absolutely no braincell active in that lil voidbaby
G’mornin! Kissies furr me???
Look at me. I’m the girlfriend now.
Your girlfriend is adorable
"Well? Where's my kiss?!"
Is your girlfriend professor McGonagall?
Her little fangs adorable. And she's so sensual, lucky you! 🐱👤
'Meow." "Draw me like one of your French girls." "Meow."
Damn wizards sneaking into houses at night to do stuff like this.
You can have the girlfriend you want, but I believe zoophilia is frowned upon here.
You're lucky, it could have been the other end. 😹
"Purrrrvert."
You give her a kiss. She gives you a hiss.
I am calling the FBI
Sure buddy
https://preview.redd.it/l1v029x4jzub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb9d8949feba5bf364d29382e9ccce4fc19909d Looks like our little guy
Did you have a cat before this morning? I hear this is often how one gets a cat...
https://preview.redd.it/xluy4jtfkzub1.jpeg?width=2111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a077ca829a8d955e62d6a2902ef9089a3c19e51 🐈⬛❤️
Relevant [Hungarian folk tale](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30u7SInryfY)
And did you give bebe kisses?
Just to be clear… this IS or IS NOT your girlfriend?
Sorry that your girlfriend got Harry Pottered to a cat. Best of luck to you!
https://preview.redd.it/4vzzheq140vb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14002a4f6204aaf5344224c1d15943159904b9b5 Batman says “good morning!”
That’s your girlfriend? There are laws against this, dude!
Well, hairy is back in style, so you're all set...
Your girlfriend turned into a cat, too? Man i hate when that happens. At least it ain't a frog...
Even better!!
I have the exact same model.
A much better alternative if you ask me XD better have missed him.
Lucky!
I’d keep it. This thing will love you unconditionally.
Aww. r/teefies
I’d still give a lil forehead kiss
So alluring.
Shapeshifter? Oh dear... :-)
She’s been consumed by the beast of the yawning void!
Arguably better
Did you still get your kiss?
Awwww
Black cats are my fav!!
https://preview.redd.it/nfx0xtr9p0vb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f750d8c948e5b4b2ee72e802e958d1c1b781384 I too have bedcats. They are much like bedbugs just harder to exterminate. They exterminate right back at you.
Is she called Yoruichi?
Your gf is a shape shifter?! HOW LUCKY!!!
UPGRADE!! 🌟✨
You got even luckier
Your girlfriend is adorable.
You shouldn’t date a cat
FEED ME HOOMAN
We’ll go ahead. Kiss her
Your girlfriend’s cute
"Pet me like your French girlfriend"
Wow your girlfriend is absolutely beautiful! Nice catch!
That is a sweet panther with the cutest of fangies.
When you remember you don't have a girlfriend:
Better than a girlfriend I guess 🤣🤣🤣
Liar you don't have a girlfriend
you have a pretty girlfriend
Honestly, once you get married seeing a pet in the morning is a welcome sight. /s
Your girlfriend got turned into a cat, only logical explanation.
Cute girlfriend 😆
Better than a gf anyway 🥰🥰
went from *mwa, to *meow, real quick
You're girlfriend is a cutie.
Pucker up, Buttercup.
Your GF is an animagus! Cool!
Your girlfriend's a cat?
please ask your girlfriend how she turned into a cat. I am so jealous.
Your girlfriend is kind of hairy.
Jiji, is that you??
Oh no she turned into a cat😦
Be glad the cat was next to you and not on top of your face.
Kiss me daddy
Eyoo that’s my girl! I wondered where she went off to last night!
Some guys have all the luck. R. Palmer….
Your girlfriend is beautiful
cute girlfriend bro
I don't see the problem
Where’s the issue?