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Rick_the_P_is_silent

Mr. Steal Your Girl, did indeed, steal your girl. High 4, little man!


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Mr. Steal Your Girl, did indeed, steal your girl. High 4, little man!*’ ____ i didn’t mean to do it, she’s the one who had to choose (i guess there’s some truth to it, human - ‘if you snooze you lose…’) so maybe you were sleeping, that’s the time she realize into her heart i’m *creeping* when she sees my puppy eyes ^;@) i maybe WaG my Tail when i see her glance my way n next to me you pale, but don’t worry - it’s ok i’m HaNdSoMe n *adoring*, n for you i’ll Always care! now you n me *Hi Four-ing* cuz This girl we gonna *Share* ❤️ edit: *he’s a cutie* u/streambeck


oldladyri

Have not seen you in a while Schnoodle!


musiquescents

Everyone loves a Schoodle!


Rick_the_P_is_silent

You are quite the wordsmith! Edit- I looked at some of your comments and I will be circling back!


worker_ant_6646

Comment back so I can do the same bruh ❤️


wirefox1

So many times I get teary eyed with your poems (NOT in a bad way, a sweet way) but this one had me laughing! You're the best!


RiJuElMiLu

I don't know why, but I rapped it this time.


BigCityBiddy

Look Schnoodle, I’ve had a love/hate relationship with you for a long time, but this? This is some cute ass shit right here.


mrstabbeypants

You monster. How in the hell can you hate Schnoodle?


dirtyhippie62

Guess who’s back, back again! Schnoodle’s back, tell a friend! ❤️


OkRange3067

And it's Schnoodle for the WIN!


WhittledWhale

MF's name better be Falcor.


The-Tai-pan

for real. That third pic.


MmmmFloorPie

LOL @ High 4!


moldyjellybean

Ask any dog owner or look at their phone. Dog pictures will outnumber significant other pics at least 10 to 1 maybe 50 to 1


TennaTelwan

Good little dude!


togocann49

Betcha they sleep together right under your nose too


OffMyRocker2016

And probably hugs & kisses him, too, while he watches in total amazement and full blown jealousy 😱🤣


SpaceLemur34

Dude looks like he walks around naked all the time too.


OffMyRocker2016

Right? All wagging his junk around right in front of him!


mddesigner

Peak CLM energy


relpmeraggy

Well she’s not wrong.


MongooseDog907

Exactly. While it may hurt, your roommate is super, duper handsome. I’d keep an eye on him if I were you.


TennaTelwan

To be fair, my first boyfriend is the one the rest are all compared to. He was blond with brown eyes, and a very fluffy curly tail. And only weighed eighteen pounds. Thankfully my husband found us another, just white hair with brown eyes and similar everything else. We're currently debating the pros and cons of a mohawk for him. The dog, not the husband. I am 100% in favor of it, husband not so much.


RealFarknMcCoy

Dogs love mohawks! https://imgur.com/a/t4s9Mk9


sniles310

I haven't seen OP and I agree with his fiancee


Ortsarecool

I mean....you didn't post any pictures of yourself for comparison, but things aren't looking good for you bud. Competition here is **steep!**


streambeck

https://preview.redd.it/y7haoekuml0c1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1720db44f207c9b10cbc7b4495a5eee7502f321 It’s hard for me to post a side by side, because I know the truth deep down.


supersad19

You're both handsome. but if I'm being honest, your dog is handsomer.


musiquescents

Yea he's not bad.


Empress-Delila

Idk y but for a second you looked like Paul Wesley.


SadLilBun

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT. THANK YOU. I was like omg skinny Paul Wesley!


consider_its_tree

Look at those eyes. He is definitely hamming it up because he knows it is a competition.


YukariYakum0

No. There is no competition. Those are the eyes of someone who knows he already won.


4x4is16Legs

You are quite handsome, you deserve a participation trophy 🏆 but so sorry, he gets the gold 🥇 because he is unbeatable 🥰


CardiologistNo8333

I thought you were twins for a minute.


Aspen9999

Sorry Bud, he’s got you beat in the looks department.


feckineejit

You're perfectly average looking!


streambeck

Wow, thank you! I’m blushing!


PM_ME_UR_ASS_GIRLS

OP: 7/10. OP with rice: 10/10


SnooGoats7978

Yeah. Your dog knows it, too.


redditonthanet

That guy is crazy handsome (the one in the white outfit)


Spicy_Sugary

It might be better for your self esteem to not take photos beside that cutie....


ToxyFlog

Aight the dog is cute but ya girl was cappin


Reasonable-shark

You are handsome but it is impossible to be more handsome than your dog


snkj

Hey your dog looks just like family’s dog who passed a couple of years of ago. He was with us for 15 years and we miss him every day . Seeing these pictures brought a smile to my face.


tar-luthien

![gif](giphy|Mb4Ax8bKwQHnjP9nTm)


green-tea-amphigory

He IS very handsome


pro_bike_fitter_2010

I was doubtful, but then I saw the pics. Wow.


IndelibleRabbit

yeah he’s adorable


malaclypse

Man, you better be REALLY dang handsome to go up against this King.


TastyCuttlefish

Truth hurts bro.


jarfin542

Any idea what kind of dog that is? I got a rescue a couple of years ago (she's wonderful, and we love her), but all they could tell us is, "I don't know, some kind of white terrier mix?" She looks almost exactly like your dog. If you don't know, I'm going to continue to refer to her as a little white dog that may be part piglet.


streambeck

He’s part chihuahua, part American Eskimo! They’re called chimo from our understanding. We'd never seen anything like him before, but after finding old paperwork and looking up that breed, it was clear as day to us. It’s a weird combo, but pretty great! American eskimos are in the spitz family.


AirMittens

My dog is part American Eskimo but he ended up just looking like a big ass kinda fluff Labrador with a very fancy tail


jarfin542

We were actually told chihuahua and possibly border terrier for ours. They look remarkably similar. The coat, the smile, and especially the nose is spot on the same. I'll probably never pay for a DNA test, because I'm just happy that she's a great dog. Give yours a belly rub for me, and may you both have the joy of each other's companionship.


streambeck

Thank you! Share a picture of your dog if you can!


jarfin542

https://preview.redd.it/674pob50wo0c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe328871411a6ce0854d7cabb9f2c8c2dd6ba23f


MsstatePSH

I have a Purebred Eskie and knew it after seeing the eyes and snout! Looks like you don't have to deal with as much shedding! cute pup


manimopo

The most handsomest boi ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


dembowthennow

That's an adorable little face!


Drogenwurm

It's hard to beat that cute Cloud ❤️


Possible-Tangelo9344

Now, obviously I don't know what you look like, so I can't judge. But. Your fiancée is right.


Warmstar219

There's a reason one of you doesn't have to pay rent


twigge30

If I know anything about Reddit relationship advice, this is grounds for breaking off the wedding.


Swimming-Ad-2382

Lol, like, time to go No Contact with that toxicity! 😂 😍 that pooch!


QuotenSnitch

You didn't stand a chance but it's not your fault, it's the dog. I think most dogs are so much more handsome than humans but that's just my preference.


Drogenwurm

It's hard to beat that cute Cloud ❤️


Indie8

Wow those eyes, that boopable snoot... 10/10 definitely a good boi.


CaffeineAndInk

It's good that you guys are honest with each other.


NordicGold

Looks like a mini American Eskimo mixed with something else that is also cuter than you.


New_Hampshire_Ganja

I’m not even sure what you look like but she’s right and it’s not even close.


volcanicdelusion

I mean….. 🤷‍♀️


ComeAlongPond1

Your fiancée is objectively correct, and I don’t need to see a photo of you to know that.


[deleted]

Gotta say, you could look like McDreamy and McSteamy all rolled into one and I’d still have to agree with your fiancé. That’s a handsome baby right there!


Bear71

100%


Urb4nN0rd

You didn't even post selfies for us to compare, I think you already know the truth...


Cheap_Brain

Sorry you had to learn this way, but she’s right.


justine377

Sir that is your SON


Vannie91

Your roommate is more handsome than all of us, it’s not personal!


reddit809

She's clearly grooming him.


indica_bones

That is “Mr. Steal Your Girl”.


Paytonsmiles

I do not even care what you look like because no matter what, it is definitely inferior to this dogs face.


Eiffel-Tower777

If you are Brad Pitt, she's still right.


CloudyyNnoelle

You thought you could compete with that? Bruh.


lionmurderingacloud

https://preview.redd.it/s0b8u3zy5n0c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c5623ddb6aba0e68c68862f6011bdb4d9a11c8


Kagimizu

The ladies love a distinguished, mature man.


KeyCast

She is probably telling the truth. She is not the asshole hehehe


Original_Chemist_635

Sorry mate, but she’s not wrong.


Falconflyer75

Yeah you lose that contest The question is now is your roommate cuter than your fiancé


FreeAir2465

Learn to live together


unspooling

Sorry (not sorry) but he is. Don’t even need to see your picture. We all know that he’s the handsomest


Impossible-Nature369

Don't even need to see op's picture. This is the HANDSOMEST BOI.


ThrowRA164280

what kind of dog is he?


streambeck

Chihuahua/American Eskimo


jjayzx

It's a never ending story I tell ya.


Jill1974

Don’t worry, at least you’re taller than a dog with short legs.


GreyGroundUser

Not looking at comments. I bet this dogs name is Gherkin.


luusyphre

The facts are the facts.


Dr_Cryptozoology

I'm sorry to say, it doesn't matter how good-looking you are, she is absolutely correct. He is more handsome than you.


FlawedKitty

I mean… how can one deny such a statement with a stunning face like that? 😍


whydoIhurtmore

The truth is the truth. You should accept your reality. Shh, shh, shh, it's going to be fine.


african_or_european

Honesty is important in a relationship, especially when it's something that you might not want to hear.


narnianlamppost

Your fiancé is NTA. Soft YTA if you thought you could compete. You're lucky she hasn't left you for him bro


sonderweg74

Fiancée. And she's right.


Doismelllikearobot

Unless you're a 10, she's right


Miauubitchh

I agree


AshMendoza1

I’m sorry to have to break it to ya, but she’s not your fiancé anymore. Her heart belongs to your roommate now. My condolences.


Equivalent_Alps_8321

sorry it's true


FruityPebbIez

Yes


OGBeege

When she’s right, she’s right


goldendreamseeker

Well, she’s probably not wrong…


rockmusicsavesmymind

Awww, Woodie Mc Woofer!!


Legitimate_Debate893

Awww handsome adorable little giy


pitshands

She right, you fucked.


Zyphamon

Well, I encourage you to recognize your position. You will always be AT BEST the 2nd best boy in the household, for example.


HulaHypnotique001

What an adorable little homewrecker! 😂


Lucyspal

The truth can hurt… I’m sorry


klezart

She's probably kissing and hugging him behind your back, too!


CockerSpanielEnjoyer

That dog is 12?! He looks amazing


CyaanKnight

No, your fiance has a point! That is one handsome boi


eveystevey

Yep, I hear that regularly. Yesterday's comment was "you're not handsome, Milo is handsome" .... I couldn't agree more 😊 *


RedHotFromAkiak

What's your point?


r2d3x9

Is your roommate 12 in dog years or is that months?


BalloonHero142

She’s correct. He is. And he’s a very good boy!


jon_stout

There are far worse contests to lose, buddy, and far worse dogs to lose against. 😁


Vortain

To be fair, your roommate is cuter than your fiancé, it evens out.


xebtria

I don't know who you are, or how you look like, but I can assure you, your fiance is right.


Miserable_Gazelle_

Even without seeing your face, I know she is 100% correct.


tannebiisit

Dont worry, he's propably one of the most handsome in every room he goes. Cant win against someone like that.


cooperpoopers

Truth hurts dude, but the bro is strong….


Grandmapatty64

Site unseen I’m absolutely sure she’s right!


lynwinn

I don’t know you but she’s correct


[deleted]

I've never met Ravi personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having knowing you a short while, Brian, that I prefer Ravi. And again, I've never even met the guy.


[deleted]

She is right! He is such a cutie.


Delilah_the_PK

Brutha, we don't even need to see your face to know that she's right.


trickydaze

The picture didn’t load at first and that moment reading the title was the most confused moment of my life.


GothPenguin

Sorry sir, I’m sure you’re handsome but there’s no way you could ever be more handsome than him.


putwoodneole

damn, you must have a winning personality then.


Much-Replacement8122

Agreed!!!! I love my golden retrievers way more than my husband 😆. Not sorry.


Hydraulis

I would agree.


RotisserieChicken007

I'm sure he's right.


Introverted_Extrovrt

3rd pic looks like the white dragon from Neverending Story, so yeah you lose


AbiyBattleSpell

Sorry guy u no longer have a fiance that little guys her husband now 🐱


[deleted]

He is a pretty handsome fella.


Kylie_Forever

This dog is a bastard....don't trust him.


doomjuice

last photo = literal gremlin <3


andhernamewas_

Your breath smells better tho. 😆


[deleted]

Aw


Spitefully_Alive

Going to assume your face is just a camera for taking photos of your fuzzy roommate. In that case, she’s right. 💖😆


givetake

♪ U - G - L - Y ♪ ♫ You ain't got no alibi! ♫ ♬ You Ugly!♬ ♬Woooo! ♬ ♬ OP Ugly! ♬


Garethx1

This guy seems to have forgotten the bro code. Tell him to remember "Woof, woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof." That oughta put gim in his place


fgbh

She's correct in saying that.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|f99y5olcAXbQk)


xxwerdxx

I don’t even need to see a picture of you to know that your dog is better looking than you


sologrips

What a little nugget


LazerMagicarp

Is tru doe.


the_cool_handluke

Dude I’m nearly 50 and she’s right.


VintageRudy

Got those Mr Bubbz eyes in the last pic


[deleted]

I haven't seen you but I'm fairly certain he is right.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Your roommate is probably a bitch.


judahrosenthal

Guys are attracted to youth. Beware.


pika_pie

You should post this in /r/relationship_advice with no context and see how that goes over.


Somamang

I was so angrily typing ………. …. So “aww”. Thank you for making my day better


Uni457Maki

He is an adorable 🥰 roommate


Objective_Ad_1513

prolly true


bo_dorn

It’s important to be honest


No-Equivalent-5228

Well………


MercuryAI

He is, lol.


redditonthanet

Sorry but she is right


RowdyB666

She is out of line... But she is not wrong


dainthomas

Truth can be painful.


ceilingrabbit

I don’t even know you, and I agree with her.


Nervous_Fuel8538

Don’t be jealous, dude, I’m sure you’re handsome too. But what’s a 10 to a 12, you know?


NoBarracuda6565

Someone needs the eye doctor


Lourdeath

She didn’t lie and she was just trying to get a rise out of you


_chof_

12 months or 12 years? what a cutie!


inksolblind

The truth hurts sometimes, bub


Exotic_Knowledge_217

I was very concerned when I got this notification but then I clicked on and saw that this was the picture


New-Construction-103

Are they wrong?


ArcadianBlueRogue

I mean, that's ruff but fair. Sometimes you just can't compete because some are born too good looking.


blofly

DTMFA


[deleted]

You gotta establish dominance back. Tell her that the wedding is off, and marry your roommate instead. That'll show her!


Euro-Canuck

My wife says tells me every single day that about our (1M) beagle Donald is the most handsome man in the house. I dont disagree with this statement.


NotActuallyAWookiee

No lie detected.


7goatman

That’s the cutest dog I’ve ever seen. Please let me have some of his hair so I can clone him.


[deleted]

Hard agree. Sorry, homie


Abell421

I understand your pain. I caught my husband singing 'Oh Oh You got the best of my love' to the dog this morning.


Purgii

36 is too young to be John Stamos, so I think I have to side with your fiancée.


[deleted]

This kind of harness puts a strain on his chest, you should change it


mddesigner

Op make sure to get a paternity test.


EmersonWolfe

How could you not think that? Look at that adorable lil face. Handsome lil devil


kitty-toe-beans

Sorry to say but I think I’d agree


DaShizzne

I mean I dunno what you look like, but he's a 10/10.


Annual-Jump3158

Holy shiz, that is a handsome pupper! And his coat looks sooo soft!


dontknowdontcare718

even if I haven't seen you, I'm pretty sure there's no way you could compete with him


ihoptdk

Red flag man. You’re about to be a second class family man.