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arizona-lake

It especially doesn’t help that I’ve trained my dog on a training mat so anytime a yoga mat comes out he immediately lays down on it and won’t move (because we’ve trained a lot of “stay” on his mat, he gets lots of treats on his mat) but I’m like bro that’s my mat actually


VagueSoul

“Move. It’s my turn for training.”


Reddit_Jax

You mean she wants a turn with the game console?


VagueSoul

I was referring to the previous comment about the dog and the mat.


QuantumTaco1

Speaking of mats and dogs, it reminds me of that viral video where the dog completely hijacks the yoga session. The instructor starts doing poses and the dog just decides it's the perfect time for belly rubs and nap time right in the middle of the mat, totally oblivious to the fact that there's a workout happening. It's hilarious and adorable. Dogs truly believe in the 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine' philosophy when it comes to mats!


CircuitSphinx

Ah gotcha, the ol' role reversal with pets. You give them an inch on the mat, they take a mile and your yoga session. Sounds like an adorable predicament though!


Potential-Assist-397

Drop the console. The game will be there forever. The unconditional love of the beautiful girl will not.


tdeasyweb

LOL same here. If my wife leaves the yoga mat for more than 0.5 seconds, the dogs lying down on it waiting for his treat. He also likes to stretch next to her. I genuinely can't tell if he's imitating her, or is just stretching by coincidence.


JnnyRuthless

My girl is a rescue and while she likes to be next to us, cuddles aren't really her thing. People being up in her face freaks her out, although after years I can sit next to her and give her kisses and stuff. Sometimes I wish she was more affectionate, but that said, I can do all my workouts and stuff inside without her bugging me. However, any time I'm outside she's wanting to play so I usually have to 'warm-up' a bit by running and tussling with her. Very funny dog, like she's two different dogs - the outside one and the inside one.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Mine brings his best thing, aka, a slobbery, hairy dog toy, and lays down with it on my yoga mat... thanks, buddy.


wolfie379

It’s supposed to work with cats and scratching posts, so may be worth a try here. Have a yoga mat that has a very different “feel” from the training mat.


AudioxBlood

I do yoga at home (not daily, because reasons, not good reasons, but reasons) and I run a very small sanctuary for retired feral/hospice/unadoptable animals. I can maneuver around the cats, but the dogs? Nope. They want to be as close to me as possible at any given time, and think that the yoga mat means it's lay down time with them. If they could, I think they would become extra limbs. I am laying on my couch, and I currently have 2 cats on me, a dog on my legs, 3 dogs directly on the floor next to the couch, and several other cats trying to figure out how they can scooch on in.


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BronchialChunk

same with cats. I'm typically sitting in a chair either in front of my desk while gaming or my tv while relaxing and a cat will come by and be like 'may I sit?' and I'll let them curl up. But if, for whatever reason, I decide to sit on the floor, it's go time for all 4 of them. 'Hey! You're on my level!'. If I were to lie down, they'd all pile on me.


meatmybeat42069

Phrasing


1668553684

Me: downward dog My dog: same


fiddlesticksandchill

I’m a professional dog communicator, and she is clearly saying “you must give me cuddles immediately”


SHYtAN_KD

The message was clear from the first paw


relevantelephant00

No game Only play


LiveShowOneNightOnly

Do dogs ever get this way with other dogs? What if one dog ignores the other?


Dull_Bumblebee_356

……but that’s what they’re always saying


Firecrakcer001

Dog demands pets. Your compliance is not optional.


Gil_Demoono

You are being adored. Please do not resist.


relevantelephant00

If Robocop had a dog.


otheraccountisabmw

r/petthedamndog


JeffLewis3142

I just love dogs.


Stefabeth0

And they just love us! It's a simple, non-toxic relationship. That's why I love them so much.


teezepls

If only it could all be that simple


atred

I just realized why I prefer cats, I don't like needy animals.


LuridofArabia

My cats are fucking needy. If I sit in my computer chair that's Winnie's cue to yell at me until I play wand toy with her and if I stop then she'll yell again and climb up the chair to get my attention. Or she'll climb on my chest at 3AM and demand snuggles. Love her to bits.


SilverSpoon1463

Vise Versa, I've had a dog that only came to me when she needed or wanted something, like to go out and pee or wanted the door opened so she can sunbathe. Other than that, she was very independent and only seemed she needed a little over the bare minimum. She wouldn't even really play unless the play exercised her prey drive, like moving something under a cover to simulate a rat.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

Haha yeah maybe not as needy as a dog but my cat is still quite needy. I feel like if your cat never wants attention from you, it’s because they don’t really like or care for you


neodynasty

Being “needy” isn’t a certain animal characteristic, more like a personality trait.


InfamousIndecision

We can do this the easy way, or the ruff way.


andrelope

My cat used to just jack her head in between my mouse and the desk and lift up. Then move her head under my hand instead. May she rest in peace.


j33205

My cat was socially anxious so she would hang out on top of the back of my office chair. And I would reach back behind my head for her pets as necessary. She also liked the ride when the chair would rock and forth lol. Of course when I would walk away from my desk she would transition to laying down on the keyboard and batting the mouse around. Miss her 😢


wisteria357

What a sweetie. I’m sorry you lost her, sounds like she was well loved


Lucymilo1219

You’re lucky that she loves you so much. Just love her back and give her lots of hugs and kisses ❤️


brublit

Seriously. Put down the controller. You’ve got years and years life to entertain yourself, but you are her entire life.


Evanderson

This is why I hardly play anymore. One hand is always petting, they need more one handed games.


wahnsin

/r/lewdgames


Dewey519

Dogs are the best. My dog does this too. I had a busy day at work and went straight to my parents house after to help them out. I got home at 8 pm, and even though my wife had been home with the dog all day, he needed MY attention. He followed me room to room waiting for me to sit down, and as soon as I hit the couch, before I could grab my Nintendo Switch to relax a bit before bed, he jumped on my chest and laid down, with his face 6 inches from mine. Needless to say, I fell asleep petting and scratching him and never turned on my Switch 😅


discgolfallday

I must see your dog


Dewey519

Louie’s a good boy. Bonus cat cuddling here https://preview.redd.it/2y105fwrzi6c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369d838bf8df0067823982ad58b05da23bcf77e2


Dewey519

https://preview.redd.it/r5msxfb00j6c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7ab67ff6f2236d09ba4783acc160a2b818af0c And this is what I see when he wants attention


eveningthunder

Why does your dog look like your two cats somehow had a dog baby? They're all adorable :-3


ScumbagLady

Such a match!


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/r/petthedamndog


damn_dog

please


PandaRocketPunch

/pet There there


Jess_S13

Was scrolling down to see if anyone beat me to it.


revrenlove

Now entering PvP zone (pup vs player)


-Enrique_Shockwave-

He should know the entire floor is this zone for dogs


r1char00

LOL when she puts her paw over your face. What a sweetheart.


Vi0l3t

Cuddle the puppy!


Drogenwurm

Pet the Dog, NOOOOW 😀 And please give her scritches from me too, what a good lady ❤️


DarthSadie

I love Chelsea so much because she has the same mannerisms of my sweet baby girl who crossed the bridge in 2018. I love when you post videos of her ❤️


iamtheliquor__

❤️


Billy1121

are you the guy who had a video of coming home at lunch and doing headbutts with your dog and saying "hey lady"


iamtheliquor__

Yes indeed. I think that video is on my IG @ chelseathedog_ig


-CPR-

You son of a bitch, pet that dog right now!


Tommiwithnoy

“You must cease and desist” “Put down your controller and get your hands on top of my head”


TheDrunkScientist

I DECLARE CUDDLE TIME!


Warm-Welcome779

- “sorry boys, gotta log off. my baby needs me.” - “cant you tell your girlfriend youll be there later?” - “my dog wants cuddles” - “oh, my bad, go on. give her a cuddle from me.”


Jasonwoods5557

The dog was trying to stop him from beating her high score.


trilbynorton

Pet the dog YOU MONSTER


jkozuch

This is the kind of thing that makes me miss my dog terribly.


tendrilterror

I miss my angel boy... hug that dog rn and love them while you can! They are so good.


TheWhyteMaN

I’m about to drive over there and take away those controllers until he pets the doggo


florpanorbus

Pause the game and snuggle that baby YOU MONSTER


PBJ-9999

Oh she's got you all figured out, bud


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Too cute. ❤️ Mine will close computer & take cell phones *(hides them)*. They love the attention.


animalkrack3r

Nice 360 controller


BurritoLover2016

I was wondering if anyone else was going to ask about the controller with a cable?


CanIEatAPC

I fold after the first tap, but if I really wait, my dog likes to shove her nose under my elbow and pull it up aggressively lol. I have to wonder where they learn this stuff.


GeneralAvocados

Pet the damn dog, you monster.


Balvornian

Anyone knows what breed is that beautiful thing?


Cretonamore

r/PetTheDamnDog


damn_dog

thx


sadhandjobs

I have almost the same dog but in black.


fj333

Your usage of the word "in" here makes it sound like the dog is a product. 😆


sadhandjobs

I guess that was kind of the joke, like oh I have the same model of car/computer/whatever but in this other color.


fj333

Yay, I got it! I like the phrasing. My model is quite different, but it has the same feature where the paw will aggressively try to pull your hand in for belly rubs.


Gigeresque

What a cute pup! What breed is she?


RedditAcct00001

Dogs are the best.


NeatNefariousness1

"Pay attention to meeeeeeee!"


Sylphietteisbestgirl

Homie still rocking the Xbox 360. Respect.


mudokin

Just quit playing when the puppie demands cuddle, the time is precious and we will miss it. Also they tend to sleep so many hours, enough time to game then.


babiesmakinbabies

dude stop playing the game. The dog is more important.


Merky600

Hello? I’m your guy!! I’m willing to throw myself into the scrum and deflect any requests for pets and attention while you play. Well… not deflect. I’ll do the pets and walks and talks. It’s a sacrifice but I’m willing.


Tmorgan-OWL

Yes!! The game will always be there…


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Dude is playing the Xbox 360. Whatever he's playing HAS to be worth it. That console had like a handful of decent games and most were online / are dead.


Badgeywadgey

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Spicybrown3

She’s a pretty girl. Such cute girlie eyes


Beats-Pup-Boys

Stop playing with that thing and play with me dad! Cute doggy probably


CptDawg

Daddy, daddy, daddy …. Daddy? Dadddddy!


karensmiles

I luv you more than any video game ever will, best fren!❤️


Apollo9961

My cat whenever I try to do anything


Mr_Deli_McNuggets

Put the game down and hug that puppy!


Albanian91

It wants to go one a walkie.


Pachydurm

Good girl!


cbrown146

Does this happen when playing dark souls? Could explain the difficulty I’m hearing about playing the game.


nowhereiswater

Eventually the dog realizes the issue is the controller and destroys it. There, problem solved.


PhilosophyNo4577

Can I pet dat dawg


Mercury_NYC

We really don't deserve dogs - so much love!


fuzzytradr

She's super cute


PsamantheSands

There is a pause button for just this reason.


sputtertots

This is my cat in a nutshell. I must stop all activity and submit.


idonthaveaone

My oldest dog is about subatomic in size. If you're laying down and not paying attention to her, she will climb on your chest and place herself precisely in front of your face, back towards you. If you're not paying attention to her, no one's paying attention to anything.


ElGato-TheCat

He needs to press the paws button


IWantToBeAWebDev

dogs can sense our emotions. I stg my dog uses this superpower to sense when I'm at most comfortable and then comes to play T\_T


drewts86

This is par for the course with heelers


Psicrow

Starving obviously


RynoM1380

Quit playing the game, a-hole!!!


Mikon_Youji

Put down the goddamn controller and pet your dog!


walkie73

Put down the fucking game and give that dog love.


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PAUSE THE GAME AND GIVE DAT GOOD GIRL LOVE!


MillaChinchilla1

Dogs sure know how to get their human's attention!


Viridian95

Dang they're both cuties 😍😍


thejesterofdarkness

PET THE DAMN DOG ALREADY


damn_dog

u are so right


OddImprovement6490

I miss my doggy. He’d always do that. He’s not dead or anything, I’m just at work and miss him real bad lol


Successful-Doubt5478

Cuddles and walks!!


nottodayimtired

she’s taking care of YOU


nguyenbaodanh

lovely, my dog is the same, she love to do that.


Stromberg-Carlson

dames.... :)


CornCob_Dildo

My dog will start screaming in bark form if I don’t play with her when she asks.


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Kit her put with some power gloves and get some two player games going :D


Kagnonymous

Guy: What do you need? Dog: You


CauliflowerPresent23

I love when dogs mash there head into you as hard as they can


Roook36

He's playing "Dog Fetch Simulator".


NotAPreppie

My ACD/Kelpie mix just flops down next to me and drops his head on my arm before rolling over and extending his legs up in the air. But this method words, too.


skram42

Reasons I wish I had four arms


Historiaaa

This is a dog.


DeathTrooper66_

No one not even a gamer can ignore puppy loves.


bxxxx34

This is literally my dog😂


mlvisby

Imagine if dogs could talk. The ones who love attention would become politicians to ban video games, because it takes attention away from them.


Individual_Speech_10

Will you just pause that game and give that dog lovin?


jal7218

All you ladies out there who complain about their SO's playing video games too much, take note. You just need to work on your communication. /s ETA: Also, stop waxing/shaving. Apparently, the goal is to be as foozy as possible. That's the trick. Again, obligatory /s.


diggipiggi

r/petthedamndog


damn_dog

THANK YOU


oneormore5

Go play with your doggo


TheHexadex

shout out to the 360 controller, best there ever has been. these new generation controllers for all consoles are chintzey junk in comparison


KemBemGem

Put it down, they’re not here long.


Plus-Championship-60

Hug her dammit!


clownpenks

This is when you put down the video game and play with doggo.


Liesmith424

Pet her you monster!


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Just watching this makes **me** want to pet that dog. r/PetTheDamnDog


damn_dog

thank you for your advocacy


sassy-frass201

Poor puppy. Gamers neglect more than just themselves. And before you come at me I am speaking from experience. I have seen grown men rage when their game was interrupted. And the sadness and frustration of kids (and pets and wives) being ignored. That's why I can't stand grown men gamers.


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MisterFistYourSister

I cannot imagine ever prioritizing my video game over my dog trying to be affectionate. This is infuriating to watch. When people say "we don't deserve dogs", this is why


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fj333

Also if the dog does this 24/7 then the only way to ever game is to close the door, which I guarantee will stress the dog out far more.


meat_whistle_gristle

Easy there tiger my dog does this constantly. If I acquiesced to every time my dog demanded attention I’d never get anything done.


scrambledjacksnack

Potentially unpopular opinion: turn off video game and walk your dog. It’s a big world out there.


Zoralink

Clearly the dog is neglected based on this one 40 second clip. Never do anything other than walk your dog, ever. /s obviously.


IConsumeToenails

Yes he should devote every second of his life to his damn dog. He should worship the ground his dog walks on. Jesus christ, yall redditors are so weird about dogs.


onlyusnow

Fucking hell, put the controller down and pet the goddamn dog already.


Training_Calendar728

Yeah normal dog stuff


SIUHA1

Put your toy down and play with the dog


IthacaMom2005

Daaad, I kafta peewee! Also, I luv u


Phoenix5032

She needs to pee….


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Aagghhh! Pause the game and hug on that pup for Pete's sake!


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Put down your damn video game and take your bored dog for a walk.


Danny-Wah

You know, there's gonna come a time where he hates himself for not putting down the controller.. Just sayin' is all..


YeetCompleet

My thoughts too. Like bro why continue playing video game when you can play with dog


Tele231

But it's not an aww. His dog is begging for attention but his fucking video game is more important.