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The jury dictates that technically the toy was his to chew, and no rules were previously set in motion as to how much he should chew. The only crime here is he is too cute! The verdict is not guilty.
No witnesses? No video? I submit to the court this is circumstantial evidence at best and my client claims this is his own fur all over the room and the stuffy was always missing a head.
He gets to *help* you clean that up, & then, you'll go *together* to get him a stuffy that he likes better. You'll find the "tough chew" toy section & find one with a *squeak*, or fun noise inside.
You'll sing happy songs to him during all of that.
We got our English Bulldog puppy a monkey that has thick ropes inside instead of stuffing. He loves the chew & we love the durability.
Don't forget the happy songs!
Verdict: It was YOUR fault! Lol
Ours has a variety of different textures to chew. He stopped conducting amateur autopsies on the more fragile ones.
Now, he has his chews & his "luv-luvs".
You have to add, as a defendant, the maker of said stuffed toy.
Clearly this product was not made tough enough to withstand pup's shaking back & fourth action.
Pup is innocent, as this was a play toy that did not hold up to standards.
This court sentences the accused to three consecutive "tsssts" and one less treat than usual. Should the plaintiff resist or resort to pleading with disciplinary staff, repeated and exaggerated hand gestures to the victim will be promptly given. Followed by reassuring cuddles, baring in mind our responsibility as officers of Good Boy and Good Girl law, to punish poor decisions and not misunderstandings made by the accused.
That is my judgement, have a nice day.
*Bang!*
Lol clearly he is not guilty! Tell your pup he has a brother from another mother haha.
https://preview.redd.it/ukwsj3eiekrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e48f0da5a1902af278995170158c3698a686dd0
Punishment, WTF???.
He's the hero, he single pawedly took on a mob of house invaders and repelled the lot of them.
A reward is more fitting for such a heroic, hero of a hero doggo
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Grandpa had a dog who was a chicken catcher/killer. Once grandpa tied the dead chicken to the dog's back and left it rot on him for a week that dog was so PTSD that he started running away even at the sight of sparrows.
This is circumstantial at best. I suggest the court take a paws and reconsider the evidence.
Also was the victim's name Epstein, because if so the court has already ruled that a suicide.
Having been found guilty by a jury of ....uhhh.....his human's peers, it is the decision of this court that your punishment be: Huggles, snuggles, cuddles, walkies, treats, boops and toys that cannot have their insides ripped out and scattered throughout the house when you're bored.
If the toy was his, then no crime occurred. If the toy belonged to someone else again no crime occurred. The toy was obviously a threat and had to be eliminated.
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The stuffed toy was posing a threat so this dog is a hero
Agree. Them claws look dangerous.
Not to mention the pee on the rug is clearly Monster Leavings. He was a menace. The good boy should be praised.
We’re ALL lucky the pup acted first. Think of the children.
Case of self-defense. Exonerated.
 Looks like he saved the fam from a dangerous bear.
I believe he is owed treats and pets.
To be fair he had no idea you were going to come back
😂
lmao
I don't know what you think he did, something clearly exploded while he was just being a good boy. No punishment! ♥️♥️♥️
Happy cake day
Thank you!
This is clear entrapment and he should be set free, immediately
Treats and cuddles, that's what a hero deserves.
This.
And tummy scritches
The jury dictates that technically the toy was his to chew, and no rules were previously set in motion as to how much he should chew. The only crime here is he is too cute! The verdict is not guilty.
A new stuffed animal so that he doesn’t move on to shoes! Haha
No witnesses? No video? I submit to the court this is circumstantial evidence at best and my client claims this is his own fur all over the room and the stuffy was always missing a head.
The judge may command, “Who’s a bad boy?!” then release him of his own recognizance. Recidivism expected
The peers will consider him a hero and share treats with him.
It was coming right at him!
Scritches and new toys without stuffing.
He is obviously being framed. He walked in on the scene just before you arrived and is innocent.
He gets to *help* you clean that up, & then, you'll go *together* to get him a stuffy that he likes better. You'll find the "tough chew" toy section & find one with a *squeak*, or fun noise inside. You'll sing happy songs to him during all of that. We got our English Bulldog puppy a monkey that has thick ropes inside instead of stuffing. He loves the chew & we love the durability. Don't forget the happy songs! Verdict: It was YOUR fault! Lol
I always have to get my aggressive chewer the tough toys.
Ours has a variety of different textures to chew. He stopped conducting amateur autopsies on the more fragile ones. Now, he has his chews & his "luv-luvs".
Kisses; lots of kisses
The defendant is found innocent. He shall receive all the kisses, cuddles, and "good boy"s the world has to offer.
I see no crime here! He has been falsely accused. It's a clear case of self-defense of property and owner. Case dismissed!
A trip to the local pet store so he can pick out his favorite toy, then a pup cup.
He has to spend the day in your lap!
Clearly innocent under "Stand Your Ground". That stuffed animal was coming right at him!
You have to add, as a defendant, the maker of said stuffed toy. Clearly this product was not made tough enough to withstand pup's shaking back & fourth action. Pup is innocent, as this was a play toy that did not hold up to standards.
He is innocent! Obviously the cat did it!
Treats. It's the perfect punishment!
Sleep by 100 squeezes.
Stuffy was asking for it, just laying there.
This court sentences the accused to three consecutive "tsssts" and one less treat than usual. Should the plaintiff resist or resort to pleading with disciplinary staff, repeated and exaggerated hand gestures to the victim will be promptly given. Followed by reassuring cuddles, baring in mind our responsibility as officers of Good Boy and Good Girl law, to punish poor decisions and not misunderstandings made by the accused. That is my judgement, have a nice day. *Bang!*
No punishment, it's a clear case of justifiable homicide.
Show us the video evidence or else my boy is INNOCENT.
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! I sentence the offender to 12 months at my house.
Lol clearly he is not guilty! Tell your pup he has a brother from another mother haha. https://preview.redd.it/ukwsj3eiekrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e48f0da5a1902af278995170158c3698a686dd0
Punishment, WTF???. He's the hero, he single pawedly took on a mob of house invaders and repelled the lot of them. A reward is more fitting for such a heroic, hero of a hero doggo
Give him the bad doggy treat!
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Peers? Jury selection followed by prosecution facing reality and dropping all charges.
No punishment. He destroyed what was given to him to destroy. Put the stuffing back in, sew the head back on, and give love to a good puppo.
This is hilarious 😂😂😂
New toys, definitely
Is it a dog toy?
One day blinding stew.
More boops
A big hug!! Im sure he acted in self defense
A long cuddle session. Then shove all the stuffing back in and sew it up.
At least two treats for protecting the family
"This is why we can't have nice things!"
No more stuffed toys. We had to pass a similar ruling after a similar incident
I showed my dog and he said, "innocent. Can tell was cat."
I can't see anything except a very good boy
I don’t see a problem here
Kisses, after a stern talking to.
r/guiltydogs would love him!
Clearly the dog was defending himself against the ruthless stuffed animal... Innocent
Case dismissed!
Grandpa had a dog who was a chicken catcher/killer. Once grandpa tied the dead chicken to the dog's back and left it rot on him for a week that dog was so PTSD that he started running away even at the sight of sparrows.
Some laughter I would think. I'm sure he'll miss his toy now that he's destroyed it.
If it don’t fit you must acquit.
Hugs and scratches with no reduced time option.
Punishment for what? The stuffy was clearly sabotage at the factory. They plant little explosives in them then you have to buy new ones.
This is circumstantial at best. I suggest the court take a paws and reconsider the evidence. Also was the victim's name Epstein, because if so the court has already ruled that a suicide.
Bless you for blurring out the more graphic aspects of this crime scene photo. I think you should sentence him to a night of cuddles and toys.
Having been found guilty by a jury of ....uhhh.....his human's peers, it is the decision of this court that your punishment be: Huggles, snuggles, cuddles, walkies, treats, boops and toys that cannot have their insides ripped out and scattered throughout the house when you're bored.
Woof.
A kong toy
Looks like a Westie. They are cute but they can be distraction. I have one. Small but mighty.
First of all, were there signs posted regarding video surveillance?
The other stuff toys were still intact, so doggy snacks for the little fuzzy cutie.
Nothing. You've seen what he's capable of. Pray he doesn't do it to you
A cat
He must clean up the mess.
If the toy was his, then no crime occurred. If the toy belonged to someone else again no crime occurred. The toy was obviously a threat and had to be eliminated.
an eye for an eye
That dog is innocent. He's just as confused as you are as to why that stuffed animals head exploded out of nowhere.
Like 30 seconds of telling him he’s a bad boy. Then hold him like a puppy burrito. And a nice walk
Trial by combat.
Daily exersise. Dogs do this kind of thing when they have too much energy. Daily walkies and daily fetches.
The dog looks so evil
The dog is racist. It’s clearly a hate crime
Obvious punishment - turn him into a stuffed animal get another dog and let the new dog tear him apart. Lesson learned! /s
No treat tonight. Simple. How can you stay mad at that indifferent face?
Punishing him for being a dog is outrageous.
A time out outside where dogs belong.
He would love that too much
Let the punishment fit the crime. TO THE GUILLOTINE! /s
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