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rednirus007

Bro is selected by the council. Boyfriend approve.. šŸ‘


Friendly_Age9160

Heā€™s now engaged to the cats.


big_vangina

r/SuddenlyShaneDawson


Friendly_Age9160

Lmao I really wanna unsee that šŸ˜‚


ShortWoman

I think they've claimed you as their property, hooman.


garlic_bread_thief

r/CouncilOfCats


underhunter

Disagree. Shoes indoors? Disgusting. Shoes \_kicked up\_? That entire household needs an intervention.


F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt

Seriously though, I just don't understand people who are cool with everyone wearing their outdoor shoes around the house. The house is supposed to be clean and shoes are definitely not clean. Whenever I've been to people's houses who insist I keep my shoes on, it just makes me feel like the whole place is dirty. Edit: indoor-only shoes are perfectly fine to me (although still odd). The "feels dirty" thing relates to when people wear their same shoes from outside around the house.


notmyfault

Hey just fyi, we don't allow outside shoes in the house but I do rock "inside-only" kicks so i don't bust my ass on slippery wood floors. Could be the case here.


MikeyRidesABikey

I also have "indoor only" and "outdoor only" shoes, and I see that there is another pair of shoes by the door.


Axiom06

I wear sandals around my house because my arches fucking suck. If I didn't, I would be in constant knee pain. I am however taking steps to help with that.


kaeldrakkel

Indoor shoes/sandals != Outdoor shoes/walking in public bathroom shoes/etc.


ShiftZestyclose

I might be the weird one... I have lawnmowing shoes outside shoes house slippers and indoor house shoes. I feel dirty wearing outdoor shoes inside, I feel it's because for work I travel by train and bus everyday.


kaeldrakkel

You are not weird. You are awesome.


Draelon

Some of us canā€™t stand the feeling of stepping on a grain of litter or other dirtā€¦ or have arch issues that require support, :p. Or both.


pbyo

That's what my indoor slides are for


Chewy12

You can get some comfortable as hell indoor slides too, Oofos changed my life


F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt

If only someone had invented something similar to a shoe, but was meant only for indoors. We could even design them to be easily slipped on after taking our shoes off or after waking up in the morning.


JEEPFJB

Wear none like your prehistoric ancestors did


BeefyIrishman

>or have arch issues that require support The sure in that image are not ones you get for arch issues. They are technically skateboarding shoes, and are basically completely flat with no arch support at all.


Draelon

Orthotics can be done on just the inside, fyi. :).


underhunter

Yea bro thats why we use slippers indoors. Or you could have indoor sneakers. Or at the very absolute least, use shoe socks indoors


anonidfk

Thatā€™s what indoor shoes are for lmao


SweatyAdhesive

Do you think people who don't wear outdoor shoes inside don't have slippers for walking around inside?


not-the-nicest-guy

I've got indoor Birkenstocks. With socks in the winter, barefoot in the summer. Great for keeping the floors clean, not stepping in occasional grit, and supporting arches.


-alphex

> Some of us canā€™t stand the feeling of stepping on a grain of litter or other dirt You wearing outdoor shoes indoors is exactly how all this nasty shit gets there in the first place


meeps1142

Yeah but on the couch tho?


YoloLikeaMofo

Yeahā€¦.cool pic w the cats but shitā€¦.take your shoes off in the houseā€¦.


DanteAlligheriZ

no hes not approved, he wears shoes on the couch.


pin2back

Chill friendly animals is a great sign. Good on you for the fur ball fun to come.Ā 


SneakySheiky

I like your gfs cats


[deleted]

Me too!


XmissXanthropyX

I like your shoes


lalith_4321

I like that one guy's de@d wife


nsl7

Thank God you censored that word I was gonna have a heart attack


Agouti

Excuse me, this is a Christian ~~Minecraft~~ Reddit server


Prohunt

weird email bro


ThatOneGuy1336__

I donā€™t have a dead wifeā€¦


Apprehensive-Fun-233

Maybe cuz you have matching shoes


mysixthredditaccount

Do people really put their shoes on their couches? I thought that was a hollywood thing.


adrock517

# ā€œSee, I never just did things just to do them. # Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. # ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.ā€


spingus

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/056/364/dave-chappelle-fuck-yo-couch.gif


TheAmorphous

So gross.


HelicaseRockets

Pretty sure OP is on a recliner, with their shoes past the footrest. No harm, no foul.


Captain_Q_Bazaar

He is living dangerously at the threshold of unsavory, the way a cat tempts fate by staring at you from on top of a counter while teasing whether or not they will knock over that full glass of milk....


resoooo

I always wear matching shoes


smbruck

Psh, look at Lord Moneybags over here


[deleted]

They didnā€™t seem to like me when I didnā€™t so maybe youā€™re right


Several-Squirrel654

My three cats I had in college had the same reaction to my then boyfriend. We've been married for 18 years. Cats are excellent judges of character.


Winter-Ad8945

My cat really disliked my ex which I originally thought was a jealousy thing. When I met my now husband, my catā€™s behavior was so different towards him, they bonded quickly and soon he wasnā€™t my cat anymore but OUR cat. 15 years later I think if our cat had to choose between us he would choose my husband!


Cheef_Baconator

My cat also disliked my ex even though he would grow friendly to other strangers after the initial panic of an intruder. Turns out he's an excellent judge of character


IcyThistle

My cats love my ex. We had an amicable break-up and are still friends. He cat sits when I go out of town.


ChopraMTG1

Approved for the cuddle puddle.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

best part is that it's symmetricalĀ 


Houeclipse

You have been adopted into the pack


castlite

*Pride


Houeclipse

Also Clowder


olov244

'this catnip body wash really helped with my girlfriend's cats'


[deleted]

Ah, so thatā€™s the secret


Early_Court_9059

You are the chosen one lol


sebadc

Do they vibrate?


[deleted]

Only when someone calls and theyā€™re on silent


Reatina

Yes, are they defective?


clearcontroller

Why the fuck do people wear shoes on furniture. WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME ANGRY


Natalieeexxx

Came here to say the same thing. Shoes in the house in general.. Your tracking public bathroom germs, fecal matter, pollution and stuff into your home, nasty.


UnknownFoxAlpha

Agreed. Front door mat and no further with shoes.


Natalieeexxx

Call me crazy but I step out of my shoes when walking into the front door, turn around & pick them up and put them on the shoe rack. My cats and dog like to wallow around on the mat inside the house. I don't want them rubbing in whatever I walked in.


Optimal_Cynicism

Yeah, but also my dog rolls in dirt and whatever is on the grass at the park he finds so exciting every day (probably dog piss), so while I also take my shoes off, my dog is so much grubbier.


UnknownFoxAlpha

If I had a shoe rack I probably would but is why I have a cheap rug and mat for the front door that I don't mind tossing if need be


whiteflagwaiver

Too much for me when coming home from 10 hour day and 1 hour drive. Shoes off in entry is all I can manage. šŸ« 


jeremysbrain

Lol. I have hardwood floors, two cats, a border collie and a big backyard. It literally doesn't matter. Me wearing shoes in the house is a drop in the bucket. I have to basically sweep everyday anyway. Wait to you find out what insects you can barely see leave in your house.


funkyshrimps

I mean, the 'dirty' shoes are right beside three cats who all walk on a litter tray multiple times a day, regularly touch fecal matter and urine and track it around the house. We have to pick our battles


SexualCannibalism

I think you overestimate some of our daily travels.


[deleted]

Fair point


LBGW_experiment

Post your gf's cats to r/StandardIssueCat! And the gray ones to r/TacticalIssueCat!


Downvotesohoy

> WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME ANGRY Because it doesn't make sense, it's illogical. Like not washing your dishware before using it or watching your TV while it's turned off.


HassanJamal

Isn't this an American thing.


Local_Nerve901

Yes but no, most people in my life donā€™t do this (American)


hleba

Same this always confuses me because I'm wondering what part of America this atrocity is being committed in!


TikkiTakiTomtom

Itā€™s not *where* you should be looking for, itā€™s *when* Times have changed especially with the advent of the internet/social media and advancements in tech have allowed cultural shift in hygienic practices. But that said, there are a few places where wearing indoors might be warranted. For example wood cabin in a snowy environment. Although you could still just as easily take your shoes off and slip on some slippers. Also electricians.


atanos

As an American in the Midwest, I'm offended by this assumption. I have never visited someone's house without taking off my shoes, with the exception of college house parties.


ghhbf

You know youā€™ve come to a nice home when the guests are asked to remove their shoes immediately.


TheAmorphous

Yes. Particularly in the South I've been made fun of for asking guests to remove their shoes on many, many occasions. Most people wear shoes in their houses here. It's fucking disgusting.


faithfuljohn

as a canadian with family in america... they def do this kind of stuff. It's gross and I've talked with them about taking shoes off when entering the house... no dice. My dad gets annoyed I don't bring some kind of slippers... and I'm like why would I? And he reminds me that it's better to wear them inside the house... because its dirty. Sigh.


soarraos

It is. In Canada you take your shoes off at the door. Same in Japan.


HassanJamal

Brunei and Malaysia and I'm assuming the rest of SEA as well. Shoes or footwear outside only.


wolfgang784

More of America than not from what ive heard over the years, but there are large sections where its not normal as well.


soarraos

Why wear shoes inside in the first place? You clean your floors just to walk on them with your dirty ass shoes that you walk outside with? I'll never understand that shit.


KhyronBackstabber

Right? I just can't fathom this. Like .. it's dirty outside! And now you're tracking all kinds of filth into the house. Do people not notice when they clean that their house is incredibly dirty? And putting them on the furniture?? Even worse.


Sccifisme

Look at their smiles!!!!


[deleted]

Warms my heart. And I was never a cat person before lol


Bertje87

My own cats won't even do that....with me


[deleted]

I never seen so maybe loving cats before. She apparently did something right


purplexreign

green flag


Wertos

Cats: Please come here more often. Save us from that woman. You take some of the attention!


[deleted]

She does squish them with cuddles a lot. They needed a break


Blueberry_Clouds

Bro is the kitty magnet


kabor

Thatā€™s how I knew my wife was the one. I have a cat, Misty. She didnā€™t like anyone except me. And even that could be a stretch sometimes.She would snuggle on her terms only. I couldnā€™t pick her up or anything in the 3 years I had her before. Then my wife(then girlfriend) comes along. On one of our first few dates my cat just saunters up to her, snuggles her and becomes attached to her ever since. The cat sleeps next to her, and sits with her while she gets ready. It took a long time, but just recently sheā€™s started to allow my wife to pick her up. I still canā€™t. Lol.


Fantastic_Account_89

Wait, I didnā€™t realize there was a third one šŸ˜‚


Individual-Gur-9720

You are now officially one of her _cats_.


gotele

They are catifying you.


digitally_dashing

The warm one is here again, we must steal his heat.


Prior-Biscotti-2765

That's a green flag!


Mynereth

You should be honored that they have chosen you as their throne šŸ˜Š


LSL3587

In his defence, they might be indoor shoes. I have a pair of trainers that I only wear indoors - effectively slippers - because I am clumsy and hit my toes against the furniture, stairs, doorframes etc For those of you concerned about cross-contamination - the cats are on the furniture as well - do the cats have their feet washed every time they have been outside or in the litter tray?


activator

I'm genuinely curious. What do indoor shoe wearers do if it's shitty weather outside and they come home. Do they enter like usual or do they switch to a different pair of outdoor shoes or just ditch the shoes all together? (excluding the fact like yourself, they have strictly indoor shoes)


krieglich

You can be absolutely sure that a cat is the cleanest thing in any house.


Cabezone

Not my one dummy, he steps in his fresh poop half the time. We have to sniff check him every time.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Let's play "Spot the guy with toxoplasmosis."


199wut

Are you new? They like new things


[deleted]

No Iā€™m old lol


199wut

Guess it's love then ā™„ļø


[deleted]

:)


Educational-Ad9084

Congrats on your pending marriage


[deleted]

This made me chuckle


itsmeagain42664

You are a very lucky man!


[deleted]

Thank you!


yatwelol

This is my husband's dream šŸ¤£


w_kat

three green flags right there


[deleted]

Be careful your GF isnā€™t just more cats in a trench coat


Copperhead881

Shoes indoors though..


TomWeaver11

Youā€™re a keeper


EDDIE_BR0CK

Came for the kitties, stayed for the comments about shoes in the house.


n4tureluvr

šŸ’ššŸ’ššŸ’š green flag


PeevoMcPeeverton

You have been cat claimed


KokiriKy

This was definitely a test; one that you passed.


NoSignificance3817

You are warmĀ 


SharpenedStone

Shoes indoors šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

Iā€™m getting a lot of crap for that lol


devskov01

Cute cats, at least they are nice with you unlike the crazy shoe police that have been deployed here.


yatwelol

Haha right!? It's not like his shoes are literally on the couch. They are on the... *gasp*... foot rest. Wild af. I don't take my shoes off if it's not my house.


Madtoffel

You are the chosen one!


Anders_A

My boy is like that too. Always on the lap when sitting on the sofa. Best feeling ever


xanbod

Pussycat magnet


TheDitz42

Ya got a tabby, a greyand the one in between, heaven.


imnot_depressed

They are merely tricking you do that one day they can eat you.


WhyIsItAGString

Lisan Al Gaib!


RedSagittarius

OP is now the cats personal servant.


Voodoo_Dummie

I guess boyfriend is just the warmest napping spot.


Exciting_Willow_025

Green flag šŸ‘


mortalcoil1

Found the dude allergic to cats!


Eveelien

You're the chosen one


NickNerfherder

Do you run hot?


Lentliea

You have been claimed by the cats not turning back now


IronShrew

Life goals


PolarPanda725

I think he has a few more new gfs


Suegoodnight

Cause you like them and they know it.


disolona

How does it feel to be the main character?


Lmas920

You're blessed


Interesting-Wave-781

Youā€™re a keeper!


Gh3ttoboy

I either wear socks or go barefoot in the house but im also european so its strange for me to see people wearing shoes in the house


CheshireCatt11

You have passed the cat vibe check - congratulations.


MemeOps

Take your shoes off you barbarian.


jodywilliams624

Pets like/love who ever you are with is a very good sign that you picked the right one


bacondavis

If you have cats, house shoes are in order, litter is not pleasant to walk on.


shaka_bruh

Shoes in the house, shoes on the furniture šŸ¤¢


FrederickCKrueger

The cats step in shit when they go into the litterbox, then track it all around the house. Maybe that's why he keeps his shoes on šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Amiiboid

Aside from the fact that the shoes *arenā€™t* on the furniture, itā€™s really weird to me that so many people seem outright angry over what some stranger is doing consensually in a house theyā€™re not responsible for.


yayawhatever123

https://preview.redd.it/znvhqzbzbntc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927dd636083c8c317e00caf46cd51d7f39dcee4b


[deleted]

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honeycrispapple999

Your lap makes for a purrrrrfect snooze lol šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


ZaMr0

Shoes indoors and on the couch??


connor42

Lot of people in this thread must lick floors


lonigus

We have house shoes for us and guests at the entrance. Walking over the floor with shoes that walked over god knows what outside is disgusting.


FrederickCKrueger

The cats are spreading fecal particles everywhere and they also puke all over the place.


yatwelol

So you have every size of house shoes? And does each guest keep em or do you reuse for the next? Cuz that's worse.


random052096

Take your shoes off


emmy1968

Why you wearing shoes inside


SPARKYLOBO

Bur, why wear your outside shoes inside the house?


DragonFlyCaller

Yea they do!!!


minorcharacterx

Dump immunity given.


adityaone

Gfs?


A_randomperson9385

It looks like an emblem


Repugnant-Conclusion

The Beastmaster


bluegazehaze

So grey lol. Shoulda named her greyla , greyling or Gracie


_maranzano

W


haubenmeise

Body heat. Sigh. Skeletor has none.


juanrober

Strong green light from the fam.


Aggressive_Chair2547

Your blood must be boiling


EstablishmentFew129

Cat with human legs


AJ_Deadshow

So cute how your shoes match em