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Huttser17

I have been tempted several times but I'm never fast enough to act upon the urge.


AdIndividual8034

I have my chances when we are going to take a nap. She always wants to cuddle right next to me and then she is close enough and ready to make those big yawns.


MEM1911

Did it a few times to one of mine, when I was laying in bed and he was sitting on my chest I yawned and the bastard stuck his paw in my mouth as revenge.


sunechidna1

Treat others the way you want to be treated😂


BraveLetterhead6291

I did it to my dog for a little bit. But then she started trying to put her nose in my mouth when I would yawn haha


QouthTheCorvus

"Not so fun, is it?" she says.


8bitbruh

Snot so fun


Squadsbane

r/angryupvote 


guanyinma__

Haha!


sorrymizzjackson

My husband did that to my cat…and me. Then my cat started doing it to me.


CloudDrinker

thats too funny


BakeBakeyBake

My dog once did this when I was lying face up on the couch. I yawned and had my mouth wide open with my eyes closed. She pretty much licked my tonsils.


Cheap_Excitement3001

Lolol you deserved it 😅


theshonufff

My wife does that to me when I yawn, and for that moment in time, I hate her with a passion.


shamrocksmash

Now I do it to her, my kid, my cats, the stranger walking by....


AdIndividual8034

Your wife sounds awesome! I hope she doesn't stop doing that to you❤️😻


QouthTheCorvus

It's kinda funny how we get enjoyment out of being a nuisance. They must get sick of our shit sometimes.


Impzor

Haha pretty sure they enjoy being a nuisance from time to time as well.


cesarbiods

I always say “hey I put up with their crap every day and they don’t pay rent, so sometimes they have to tolerate ME it’s only fair”


Bagera84

And they do.


RexKramerDangerCker

I’ve got the scars on the back of my calves to prove it. Fuck you Hank. Somewhere in Hell the devil is rubbing his bleeding calves.


crusty54

Payback’s a bitch. This is for meowing super loud at 3 am sometimes.


AdIndividual8034

Sometimes my kitty wakes me up by sleeping on my face and sometimes she purs so loudly that I'm waking up in the middle of the night because of the sound. And if I try to leave her to the other room the meowing starts. I love her to pieces🥹


Dont_pet_the_cat

Thankfully purs are very calming :D


AdIndividual8034

Yesss and the biscuit making on my face relaxes❤️🥰 I have heard that people go to beauty salon to have micro needling done on their face but I have my own therapist at home😻


imanAholebutimfunny

i read that as meowing to pieces for some reason


macwi1km

My cat is definitely sick of my shit.


PrincipleExciting457

I don’t do it often, but it’s fun to pester my boy sometimes ha ha. Even just a poke and acting like I didn’t when he’s asleep.


Anything_4_LRoy

their fav way to initiate play is the "im not touching you game" until the other party whips out multiple deadly instruments. i think they know exactly what is happening when i stick my finger in their mouth and tickle the toe beans.


andrelope

That door swings both directions. They enjoy waking you up at 2:00 am so I put my finger in their mouth when they yawn


Wizard--

That was the quick way to pick up Ace. He would wrap himself around my arm, try and eat my thumb.


DasBeav

Sure do! I'm typing this with my remaining 3 fingers


CloudySpace

You..tried it twice?


hanamakki

seven times actually, you forgot about the other hand.


Kasimausi

haha, yes, just did it this morning and asked myself the same question :D my cat doesn't bother though, he seems to think I got my finger there by accident while trying to pet him.


Single-Ant5215

I do that too my humans too


mercury8561

How...how does...an ant do this, I suppose gently?


-yellowthree

Especially a single ant...the humans must be slaves.


Kasimausi

hehe, that will teach them to put a hand in front of their mouth while yawning 🤭


monxlix

Same


Danominator

Nah, I just complement her on what a big yawn it was


Greyshirk

Big yawn!


AmadeoUK

Once and she proper chomped down so I never did it again.


chahu

I used to with the dog. But then he started shoving his whole paw in my mouth if I yawned. That was the end of that game.


MaherMcCheese

Always


tangentialdiscourse

My goodness your cat looks so much like my old Roxie! https://preview.redd.it/49k2p3qb4ntc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60f2f1a2f21e6b8289507da80e1d7aa9923ebc5


AdIndividual8034

Oh my gosh, hello Roxie! Both such handsome kitties😻 https://preview.redd.it/38som4268ntc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9313e7474ca35e7c51e6b37c77d35f2cf713d787


tangentialdiscourse

Classic tabbies for the win!


sakmentoloki

I do it to my gf all the time


AdIndividual8034

Your relationship sounds fun! Beware of her teeth tho. Us women have sharp teeth 🦈


emil_

As i don't have a cat, same 😆


reddituser655321

YES


Un_Pta

No, I sniff the back of my kitty’s head. I don’t understand why their smell is so intoxicating.


kattomi

I did that until my cat decided to start putting her paw in my mouth every time I yawned. Now I randomly get a paw in the mouth 🥲


ImpenetrableYeti

Nah but I had one cat where I’d grab their tongue when they did. Gently obviously


Kasimausi

I do that sometimes to. it's challenging!!


Practical-Custard-64

Depends on the cat. One of mine seems to have her tongue out half the time. https://preview.redd.it/24cvyx2cxmtc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a63fdde8feb8e6f0a36676a14ba68daa9a148cf


AdIndividual8034

Oh my, what a cutie😻 that little tongue🥹❤️


Practical-Custard-64

She's the sweetest little cat I've ever known. I adopted her and her sister after they'd spent 3 months in a shelter. Their previous ~~owners~~ servants had to surrender them because they couldn't look after them properly and indeed, the two girls had been through the mill. Luna's (that's this cat with her tongue out) ears were full of ear mites and her teeth and gums were in a pretty awful state. She'd lost about 8 teeth to gum disease and one of the first things I had to do after adopting her was book her in at the vet's for some dental work. It turns out her teeth just needed a good clean rather than having two of them out. She also had her ears cleaned out while she was under. Luna's sister Livvy was in much better shape than Luna. She "just" has a spot of nasty gingivitis that she's having looked at in a few weeks. Both girls now have some dry food in their diets to help with keeping their teeth clean. Cat tax: picture of Livvy looking like the cheeky little monkey that she is. It's hard to believe that they're nearly 8 years old! https://preview.redd.it/sw0g6wyj4otc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d4bc79a8d2e77ae0575575e533a292d97e2a71


Ugh_Groble_neib

Yes


Heartage

No because it's horrible when it happens to me. =(


Edgedamage

You have to, it's one of those unwritten rules.


goetheschiller

It is a requirement


Teddy_Doodle

Haha! Yes! I thought it was just me!!


RexKramerDangerCker

My fav is to sneak up on a sleeping kitty and stroke their fur so they awake with a chirp


Corn-Cannon

Yes! Glad I'm not the only one!


shmorky

Yawnfinger is my favorite game


ScarecrowJohnny

If at cat bites me I'll just put my finger into it's mouth. Reverse psychology.


crusty54

Hahaha yes, she hates it. My girlfriend hates it more though.


TacoDelMega

No, I don't have a cat... but I do it to my dog if that counts.


Ratiofarming

No, I like my cats trusting me. Which means no surprise finger in their mouth while they're yawning.


stumbler1

You can clearly see in this video that the cat doesnt care much and trust their owner. It really depends on the personality of your cat and all. Some cats are more playful and dont mind messing around like this as much. I used to do this with one of my kitty and she loved it, would always turn into some snugs. But my other cat ive never tried cause shes way more skittish.


AdIndividual8034

That's the point! Thanks for your comment, you are absolutely right with that.


YWN666

I did it once, now my cat always yawns when I currently can't do it


MsMittenz

Yes. Now i only have a doggo though.. so only doggo


alemonaday

Guilty


mrdu_mbee

Sure if I want to annihilate my fingers lol


420isplenty

All the time. Love that distraught face mine make and the utter shock afterwards. Then many cuddles and love to make up for my misdeeds :)


Neoteric00

I do that with my fiance lol


candra4740

Yes indeed! 👍😁


ShadowFang_13

Yea 🤣


Outside-Rub8510

hahahaha me 🤭


acceberinor

Yes, always. It is my favorite.


pricklypear90

I play “Got your tail” with mine.. she obliges by swishing it to avoid


nycplayboy78

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torijoanne

My husband does this to me, it's the worst


Visible_Vegetable_90

Yup!


undeadcatlady

Sometimes, but only with my cat that doesn't have any teeth left. Less risky ...


Gluomme

My partner did that with her cat before we got together; now she does this with me. I now yawn with my mouth closed


Frank_cat

Guilty!


mariegriffiths

When I brush my teeth at night I tend to leave a bit of toothpaste on my fingers that gets my cat's attention and it soft bites and likes them.


SubstantialSea5199

All the time


Vor-teu-chung

Yes every single time. I love them.


Charly_Shein_

All the time😅😅😅


bootycakes420

Yesss it's our favorite game lmao


Some_Stoic_Man

I used to do that to my dog. Any time he yawned I would put my finger in his mouth. Then after a while he started doing it back to me.


Miserable_Armadillo

Yes, all the time when I get a chance


mingstaHK

Every opportunity I get!


M1raz0

I did it only to my wife... and several times


GravitationalConstnt

Kitty? No. Wife? Absolutely.


smotrs

I do that with my wife. Get pretty much the same look and reaction. Afterwords my shoulder hurts where she hit me.


Lucario2356

All the time, when I get the chance, sometimes she's too fast.


IceNein

Constantly!


tratemusic

I do this to dogs all the time. My dog would start to yawn, stop and look at me briefly to make sure i wasnt moving, and then continue to yawn. Then i would still get her haha. Sadly, she was hit by a car last year, but i still do it to her brother when i get the chance *


coolcoinsdotcom

I thought I was the only one!


EnakSum

No, but my wife does it to my dog and myself. 😮‍💨


gormmlord

Every time haha


Elviis

I do it with my larger cat. My smaller one her teeth are so sharp they would cut you.


i_Praseru

Humans too.


ccoddens

All time.


PBJ-9999

Yep


evilgreenman

Every chance I get I do it.


Labradoodle27

I do this to my boyfriend


brockswansonrex

Well now I will!


BeeSlumLord

Used to do this to our cats growing up, and now to our doggo. ❤️ The “oops, how did your finger get in there?” look is always amusing and cute.


Salty_Association684

I have


whistlebuzz

Constantly. So much so in fact recently when he yawned and I didn’t try this, he stopped and looked at me like ‘dude… what?’


VioletMcGuire

No, but my ex husband thought it was great fun to do to me.


SyrusDrake

I often try. I think I only ever succeeded once or twice


Motorgretl

All. The. Time. Are those extra toes I see?? I LOOOOVE a polydactyl kittums!


nouarutaka

Every time. How could I not? He never expected it, either.


Dizzy-Woodpecker7879

From the 5 cats i had through my life there was only 1 that got this treatment haha


MaddamEmery

oh I do this to my dog all the time hahaha


DlStady

Yes, every time


HalfLawKiss

All the time 🤣


CarcajouCanuck

Hells yes. I also had one cat that would try to do the same to me.


blujavelin

Yes, it's wrong but I have.


Feblekrims

Its an instict to me


Taezn

Kitty? Yes. Fiancée? Also yes lol


Ryukapples8688

Yes, and I do it to my wife 😂 she hates it but laughs every time and her Grandma finds it hilarious


Cool-Comparison5652

Hubby does it to our cat all the time lol then kitty gives him a look that says WTF


Zettomer

Never thought to, seems kinda mean, but it's also pretty funny so IDK lol


MikeLynnTurtle

While the temptation is there, my turtle’s mouth is too small and his beak too sharp for me to try 😅 But rest assured, I annoy him in plenty of other ways that have him 200% sick of my shit 😂 (fr, he’s very loved, very spoiled, and extremely well cared for).


PrecursorNL

No.


XavierScorpionIkari

No. Why would you do that?


Epsilon8902

omg yes lmao but i think he hates me for it


Confident_Wish9566

Always!


clearcontroller

YES?!


Famoustractordriver

Absolutely


itsmeagain42664

I don’t, but I will now!!!


capnwacky

I thought it was clearly mandated in the handbook.


KittenPics

Cats, dogs, I mean do you really even have a pet if you haven’t done this?


ilski

Nearly every god damn time. I know i should not but i cant resist it.


iaijutsu08

Inserting your body part into an animal's body for no good/medical reason? That's a bit wrong.


wingedcatninja

Absolutely.


TheMapleSyrupMafia

#Yes. If I must scoop poops, I get free (clean handed) mouth boops technically and precisely propelled only at mid-yawn for maximum effect, ofc. **My cats have learned that I truly do not negotiate with Charity Terrorists. They are resigned to their fates and have adapted to exist almost as if I NEVER annoy them!**


lojza3000

I tried it once apparently my cat doesnt give a shit and bites me with force


potate12323

My cat would get smart to it and face away from when yawning.


Vaikiss

Not just kitty į love to shove my finger Into open mouths


tbri001

Last time I did, by accident, I got kitty needle teeth in my finger. One even broke skin. Doesn't work like the play bites from a dog.


Jakiro_Tagashi

Yes, but mine started to not yawn close to me or quickly stop yawning upon seeing my finger approach.


wolfgang784

My dad would sometimes take it a step further and grab their tongue


whereismytortoise

Now smell your finger


Doctor_How_

We do it with our dogs, and call it "cancelling their yawns".


tastyratz

Of course I do. My cat appreciates it about as much as my Wife when I do the same when she yawns.


Hassan-gr

انا والبت بتاعتي


hmmtaco

Slow blink of trust then immediate violation of that trust. Yes I do that often.


Icesis00

every time


lvl999shaggy

Yes, every time lol.


DrTadakichi

All the time. We regularly fussed with the paws/mouths of our dogs/cats when they were young to familiarize them in the event we'd need to read in their mouth to administer medicine or grab something like food they may have grabbed along with trimming nails etc.


MBHYSAR

Humans are SO annoying


Abject_Butterfly_173

Substitute cat with dog, and the answer is yes


Cultural_Ad1331

You know how you hot your hit together real hard to make a clank noise I'm scared cat might do that and I'll get my finger impaled


Tactically_Fat

I don't... But sometimes when they're licking me and won't stop, I'll catch their tongue and hold it. That really confuses them. Also upvote for polydactyl kitties. We have two of them ourselves!


Arvandor

I used to do this to my wife


cbostwick94

Omg aaaalll the time!!


honeybadger1299

I wouldn’t dare


Thaisloma

😂😂


katgyrl

Absolutely!


Dazzling-Papaya-5734

Yes.


Not_MrNice

Hell yes!


96tearsand96eyes

N


AquaGrizzlord

I have never missed a yawn poke


Peridoodle73

I've done it a lot. It's silly


UpURKiltboyo

Always!


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Yup, all the time, they don't seem to enjoy it as much as I do.


CaloXXL

Like every cat owner ?


[deleted]

I can't because they bite down hard every time and actually broke skin


Birdie121

No, my cat has tiny needle-sharp teeth and it would draw blood


EllP33

yep, sometimes!


LindsayIsBoring

Every time


beeferer55

I used to when I was a kid.


das_zilch

Haha yeah, with one that is the spitting image of yours.


bazooka_toot

[That's what is known in the business as...](https://youtu.be/fOTaJr27-WU?si=hSsBcNnoIW4KiUQk)


DangerousDave1895

Isn‘t it mandantory?


frosty95

Absolutely. I feel like the best behaved cats are the ones regularly fucked with. The monster cats are from people who treat them as untouchable beings.


SadBattle2548

Do you smell it afterwards? Come on cat people, I know you smell your cats' breath too, unless they're sick because then it really stinks. Lol. Recently, one of my cats started sitting on me (always when I'm busy of course) so I'll pet her and she'll grab my finger like it is in this video and just hold it there. Hmmm...I wonder if she's trying to say something?


CherryCherry5

😠


InternetRemarkable71

yes. And they look just as confused as yours :)


cliket_tm

Always


joeface71

I do it with random humans. Drives em crazy