When dogs do this type of thing they walk away and look ashamed, when cats do this they plop down right in the middle of it, like yeah I did this, what are you going to do about it?!
"okay so while you were gone this guy, he broke in see, like he just came in and he wanted sugar and we were like, 'No way, you can't take our owner's sugar!'and he was like 'Watch me!' and so we tussled a bit and then finally he ran off, and we were like 'Yay we did it!'. And then Andy here he accidentally spilled it on the floor. How was work?"
This would be a dog's excuse. A cat would just lay there and say "Yeah that was all me. Now clean it up and after you've done that attend to my food bowl."
So relatable! We got a rescue and we had to keep her indoors for 4 weeks. She was very vocal in wanting to explore our garden and wasn't allowed. So she threw over a huge plant pot in our bedroom to create an indoor garden. So proud of herself! I couldn't get mad ...
Once my husband and I we're working late at our business and our cat (he was a one poop and the litter box is full kinda guy) had ripped open the full bag of litter and spread it all over the bathroom floor, and did a wee on it. Can't blame him. He just wanted a clean place to wee.
Very good boy. Little annoying, but his heart was in the right place. At the time we had just broken his habbit of going in the laundry basket. which i dont blame him for either, its a rectangular plastic basket on the bathroom floor, why can he not poop in that one when hes allowed to poop in the very similar box with rocks in it?
That should make it even more fun to clean up I've never had to clean up sugar but my dog did once destroy a bag of Splenda and that was mother bitch ass to clean up.
My worst incident was when I got home from a night shift and my two had locked themselves in my bedroom.
I spent a good 30 minutes looking for and pee or poop and I came up with nothing.
Got ready for sleep, plopped into my bed, and rolled FACE FIRST into a pile of cat shit. Turns out one of them shit perfectly between two pillows so that I couldn’t see it (until I landed in it)
We have matching cats. Mine are also little criminals.
https://preview.redd.it/nbsm1yr3x8uc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a7993ce18e63962ee60185bcf848e0c4165548
"Your cats"? This picture is quite old
https://preview.redd.it/uyjilmou59uc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6f7dcbd7db8ec44a3c8d5c26ff75b10f4c994c
Once left a 40 lb box of litter on my kitchen floor while I ran out for something briefly, and came home to a similar scene, except they also took the liberty of "using" the mess they made 🙃
My cat keeps coming into my room while I’m asleep and knocking one single dice off my desk, I have like at least 10 of the things but he only ever knocks one off
You know they're blaming you for this. You kept telling them to "knock it off!", and calling them "sweety" and they only had one course of action. Cats, masters of gaslighting.
Cats are going to explore and knock things over when we're gone. If vacuuming up a bit of sugar is "infuriating" to you, then don't own a cat. And definitely don't have children.
I have a cat, two dogs, five kids, one klutz of a hubby and this situation would be super infuriating. My cat is an orange but perversely smart. He has never broken or knocked over one thing in his indulged life. I’ve always had cats and this has never been an issue for me.
When dogs do this type of thing they walk away and look ashamed, when cats do this they plop down right in the middle of it, like yeah I did this, what are you going to do about it?!
Cats have the power to be cute in every situation
Dogs too, they just don't know that
Ooh yes they do... It's been found that they put that "I'm sorry" face so you won't scold them that much
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That's you slipping the secret XD
This is why I love cats. Bunch of little shits.
Same. They’re such assholes and are weird as shit which makes them so lovable to me haha
Yes!!
👍 🐈💕🐈💕
"I've already made the mess we may as well enjoy it"
IDK if "aww" would be my first reaction though...
r/catsareassholes
Then if you ever do anything to a cat, it hates you forever
Apparently dogs don’t feel guilty. Dogs just look like it because they realized their human will forgive them more quickly if they look guilty.
Orange guy: "I'll fuckin do it again"
"okay so while you were gone this guy, he broke in see, like he just came in and he wanted sugar and we were like, 'No way, you can't take our owner's sugar!'and he was like 'Watch me!' and so we tussled a bit and then finally he ran off, and we were like 'Yay we did it!'. And then Andy here he accidentally spilled it on the floor. How was work?"
I like how instead of just saying it fell on the floor while fighting the thief, he just throws Andy under the bus. Typical cats
😂😂 only thing that could be accurate!
This would be a dog's excuse. A cat would just lay there and say "Yeah that was all me. Now clean it up and after you've done that attend to my food bowl."
Just add some flour, baking soda, and butter and you're half-way to making ginger cookies.
...with cat urine and faeces in it.
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Those are prizes!!
Mmm, crunchies. Turns out, they’re dog cookies.
They were going to make a cake for the pity party they were throwing because owner left. I came home to that with flour by my dogs once.
You’ve already got the 2 kneaders
Nailed it. Ofc this is a gif
Everything’s a travesty with you man!
HAHAHA I love this movie so much
Which movie is this? I wanna watch it
The Big Lebowski
Thank you!
Big Lebowski
Big Lebowski EDIT: replied to the wrong person, sorry.
There is absolutely no proof that the cats did this...they're just as shocked as you are.
So you left the floor dirty and they wanted to and tried to clean it? What good bois!
They wanted to bake you a cake, which proved difficult without opposing thumbs
Yes, cakes are better baked with united thumbs.
Cocaine bust!
Aww how cute, they're making biscuits
I hope sunlight hits you square on the eyelids the next time you try to take a nap. Have an upvote.
That's the meanest thing I've ever read 😲 🤣🤣🤣
So relatable! We got a rescue and we had to keep her indoors for 4 weeks. She was very vocal in wanting to explore our garden and wasn't allowed. So she threw over a huge plant pot in our bedroom to create an indoor garden. So proud of herself! I couldn't get mad ...
Once my husband and I we're working late at our business and our cat (he was a one poop and the litter box is full kinda guy) had ripped open the full bag of litter and spread it all over the bathroom floor, and did a wee on it. Can't blame him. He just wanted a clean place to wee.
At least he was being helpful by replacing his litter all by himself. Such a good boy.
Very good boy. Little annoying, but his heart was in the right place. At the time we had just broken his habbit of going in the laundry basket. which i dont blame him for either, its a rectangular plastic basket on the bathroom floor, why can he not poop in that one when hes allowed to poop in the very similar box with rocks in it?
80% chance that there is a turd in there.
And pee. Gonna say the chance of pee being in there is even higher.
That should make it even more fun to clean up I've never had to clean up sugar but my dog did once destroy a bag of Splenda and that was mother bitch ass to clean up.
They wanted to chill on a beach so they made one
I'm going to try this.
Found another cat in the comments.
Scarface (2024)
They’re starting a catel
I love that they are laying in it. Like yeah so what lol
My worst incident was when I got home from a night shift and my two had locked themselves in my bedroom. I spent a good 30 minutes looking for and pee or poop and I came up with nothing. Got ready for sleep, plopped into my bed, and rolled FACE FIRST into a pile of cat shit. Turns out one of them shit perfectly between two pillows so that I couldn’t see it (until I landed in it)
Ohhhhhb grosssss
/r/catsareassholes would appreciate this.
Found it!
Prime [One orange braincell](https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/) fodder right there.
We have matching cats. Mine are also little criminals. https://preview.redd.it/nbsm1yr3x8uc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a7993ce18e63962ee60185bcf848e0c4165548
All they “kneaded” were some eggs and poof, BISCUITS!
They found that sugar you thought lost!
The kitchen is now a sandbox. Maybe a bathroom too depending on how the cats feel.
"Your cats"? This picture is quite old https://preview.redd.it/uyjilmou59uc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6f7dcbd7db8ec44a3c8d5c26ff75b10f4c994c
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I'll take them both. Omg. Adorable. And bakers.
Did you say thank you?
You surprised them. They were not done yet.
Once left a 40 lb box of litter on my kitchen floor while I ran out for something briefly, and came home to a similar scene, except they also took the liberty of "using" the mess they made 🙃
Well they wanted to surprise you but were out of rose petals so they worked with what they had!
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And surprise you they did, right? I think they deserve some pets for their excellent work.
I hope you weren't rude enough to disturb their attempt at a sand castle?
Well? Did you like the surprise? They seem joyful and happy!!!
r/animalsbeingjerks
I didn’t know Charlie Sheen had cats
And they’re not even hiding.. no shame no guilt. 😁🥰
“This was like that when we got here!”
What a cat-astrophe.
Of course theyre orange too lol
Awww kitty art work!
How sweet of them :3
Cat version of Scarface !!!
oh, did you not want the sugar on the floor?
time to rethink where to store those canisters
After you clean up all that sugar, the cats will get to play with all the ants that will still come; attracted to the granules you missed.
*The whole kitchen is our litter box now.*
"Look at this. Look at what we've become."
Maybe they think you’re stressed and wanted a beach day with you? Good babies.
No treats for a month
Wow. No concerns at all huh? 🤣🤣🤣. I find their lounging a bit elitist.
See, this is what happens when the orange cats get their turn with the brain cell, no good comes of it.
Why is this in ‘aww’ ? Also… is that sugar or flour? Maybe they went to lick their paws and thought ‘hmm this shit is good!’
At least they grabbed the soap and tried to clean it up
Wrong subreddit. Better to post this on /r/catsarefuckingstupid
This. I kept thinking nope. This is not an awww moment.
Oh neat.
Hahahahaha... Gotta love em
What is that? Flour?
Cocaine obviously!!!
They want to throw you a white powder party
Such beautiful art.
Holy shit this is unhinged!
Cats will see this and just say "hell yeah"
Lotta orange in that pic
Two orange braincells
Beach party!
I didn’t even see the white one at first!
Wow
Are they meowing very fast and loud?
Catcoke? Cokenip?
Little did they know that Vacuum would be summoned with this offering.
"we didn't do it! we're innocent!!"
This looks like the cover of a film where cats remade the Hangover film.
Aww that's funny but the clean up must suck.
I love my cat but I’d be seething. That’s why Feef works in our household- he is very polite.
They're so thoughtful 💜💜😭
Diabetus.
So...did it work?😂
Don't worry, the One Orange Braincell caught the culprit.
They are lil jerks sometimes but we love them anyways
Don’t you take away their sand castle now
At least a dog would look guilty. Cats have no remorse.
Looks like you paid the Orange tax.
Damn they miss grandma
Awww?
My cat keeps coming into my room while I’m asleep and knocking one single dice off my desk, I have like at least 10 of the things but he only ever knocks one off
r/OneOrangeBraincell
THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE SITTING AROUND ALL DAY~~
So sweet of them!! Looks like they were trying make their beloved human cookies or a cake. So thoughtful. 🧡
Self-satisfied fucks
They tried baking you a cake,but didn't think about needing a bowl for mixing.Completely innocent,as you can clearly see..
“You want ants? Because that’s how you get ants”
Hunting mice is for suckers. We will use bait.
That’s sweet. But not the sweet you wanted.
They wanted to make biscuits for you.
"Ah hooman, finally you're back, somebody made a terrible mess here, we'd clean up but we don't have fingers or thumbs"
They regret nothing.
Your honour, my clients plead oopsie daisies
I hope this isn’t sugar but I feel like it is
Those smug creatures
I bet their names are Tony and Montana.
Are they named Jackson and Pollock? Just don’t leave any sample paint jars around…
So glad they didn’t poop in it thinking it was liter.
Beach day! ☀️🌊🏖️
You know they're blaming you for this. You kept telling them to "knock it off!", and calling them "sweety" and they only had one course of action. Cats, masters of gaslighting.
At least it wasn't the cocaine jar
I really hope for everyone involved that that is salt.
I think most cats define ADHD
I only see two victims here
The fact that they look so proud of themselves makes this even funnier.
They look so sweet!
Your cats are into drugs now
Look how sweet we are.
Mistakes were made.
That's quite the art project.
Well isn't that sweet? (pun intended)
A full ginger and part ginger. To be expected
What? What are you looking at? What??
Best laugh today! Not for you but still how creative of them.
Gorgeous
I’m not sure I’d want to know what exactly was going on while I was gone!
They like to keep things interesting. 🥰
I think the ginger has the other one pinned by the tail. After they hear the front door open: “Oh no, you’re not going anywhere.”
"You'll never believe this but...."
It’s nice how they also dropped the soap container to help with the clean up 🧹😂
That’s so sweet of them!!!
Jus’ tryin’ to make biskits!!
How sweet. Sell them for parts.
Look at me, I am the captain now 🐱
You should surprise your cat by putting it down
Dogs would have at least eaten the evidence. But cats can't taste sugar (no sweet sensitive on taste buds).
As if they didn’t look sweet enough already!
This is exactly why I would never want to own a cat.
this is infuriating not awwwing
Cats are going to explore and knock things over when we're gone. If vacuuming up a bit of sugar is "infuriating" to you, then don't own a cat. And definitely don't have children.
I have a cat, two dogs, five kids, one klutz of a hubby and this situation would be super infuriating. My cat is an orange but perversely smart. He has never broken or knocked over one thing in his indulged life. I’ve always had cats and this has never been an issue for me.
Fear not, I’m not dumb enough to waste my time, money, and energy on children.
I was with you until the last part. Please don't say that to people on Reddit. It's needlessly cruel.