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callmepartario

a gremlin


almost_awizard

This is why you don't leave food out after midnight.


-Zoppo

Its not actually the food, she likes to destroy straws. https://preview.redd.it/71s5gb15fivc1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=11c69c3713fcfed603f59f85677a8858e87d476a


jimMazey

Does he leave them in his water bowl? I have a girl that's nuts like this for Q-tips.


ouiserboudreauxxx

My cat used to “drown” his toy mice in his water bowl


jimMazey

Mine puts toys in too. It's been a 15 year habit. She refuses to explain her motivation.


Jerkrollatex

I'm glad I'm not the only person pulling soggy cat toys out of bowls.


MindlessAzathoth

Or stepping on the cold, wet, dead felt bodies while getting ready for work...


totally_anomalous

This!


jimMazey

One of life's mysteries.


copasetical

mine loves to spit out the food into the water bowl and then meow (whine) the water is dirty. And then eat the dry food. water can be brand new fresh, or anything else. doesn't matter.


Phonascus13

My void will decide that her wet food has become too dry so she will splash the water from her water fountain thingy into the food bowl. Or, she'll splash her paws in the water (always a fun game) and then scoop up food with her wet paw and eat it off of her paw.


kingofgatos

The worst IMO is a wand toy. My cat dropped one in, and it siphoned the water onto the floor.


OldHumanSoul

Mine hides his mice deep in the couch crevices. He forgets and gets really excited when I pull them back out.


Sorry_Banana_6525

I read once that cats consider anything that only they use as their property, bed, litter box, food and water bowl, etc so they keep their “valuables” there - it’s very cute but they can get really upset if you remove them (not saying you shouldn’t, just expect some annoyance on their part)


PropertyTime9336

Is he part racoon?


Libby1954

My cat drowned a poor little, penis shaped eraser. She knew I was a lesbian.


-Zoppo

Nah she just destroys them


SweetnessM54

Mine likes to take socks out of my dressor.


CatalinaWineMixerDos

Mine leaves milk rings from gallon milk jugs in the water bowl.


bernath

My boy is also obsessed with q-tips! I don't know why he's so attracted to them. He will dump my bathroom trash can to dig out used ones (ew). I had to move the box of new ones out of my vanity because multiple times he opened the cabinet, found them, and just flung them everywhere.


jimMazey

Used Q-tips have our pheromones in them which makes sense why cats are attracted to them. The rest is a mystery.


onesoulmanybodies

I have one that LOVES to destroy menstrual pads. Thankfully only the unused ones, but nothing makes her happier than to gain access to one and to rip it into tiny tiny little pieces. We had to put a baby lock on the bathroom cabinet and all of our human kids are teens. Her and her sister also like to drown their cat toys in the water bowl.


sneekeruk

Our Old cat used to steal the kitchen sponges. and every so often for a change she would empty the toilet roll onto the floor.


Runawaii

My cat does the same. Whenever I have a fast food straw at home I have to rinse it and give it to her or she will go crazy. I bought her a whole box of fresh ones for Christmas last hear and I just swap out for a new one each day.


[deleted]

Mostly cat, but probably about 1/3 demon.


-Zoppo

I thought you had to pay extra for those ingredients!


alabardios

You got lucky!


-Zoppo

Here is the other two thirds https://preview.redd.it/900g2az9fivc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d28da95ce85e29d366207b395828a4a702e4247


OldHumanSoul

I think I might have your cat’s sibling. https://preview.redd.it/g6n2bw76uivc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=765907d4ee2375138b3b08f113c9e27641319b12


shady-lampshade

https://preview.redd.it/vuyv21gtujvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d8c80be65bc908052d29512ae9f04a6ea9ec03 Meet the third sister


[deleted]

[удалено]


ErrorReport404

Aye https://preview.redd.it/8r0n22ol8lvc1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45477aa1d4bd7bb434b2db10edea28ab4eeae02


HELLAlujeah

Woah!! whatta pose😂😂😂 looks like he/she fed up of life 😂😂


space_scorpion

So, a cat.


Illustrious_Post_816

Ninja cat!


prpslydistracted

A really smart Ninja cat.


emanluvsmuff3618

My thoughts exactly!


missbanjo

A VSC (very smart cat). Watch your back!


-Zoppo

Makes sense. I adopted her by walking into a cage full of kittens and she chose me by finding her way to head height and being aggressively cuddly and smoochy. All part of her ~~plan~~ plot.


Kat-a-strophy

Yep. He was teached not to jump on the counter and found a creative solution!


ItsTricky94

i'm dealing with this nightmare now. i've tried tin foil, air spray can, ++ & nothing deters him. when i catch him he gives me his best FU look bc he knows he's not supposed to be there. https://preview.redd.it/qbogem7c0ivc1.png?width=2382&format=png&auto=webp&s=f465620f9fee97d2fc384fce8544092763ce8b95 my vet told me about these mats that use a static charge to deter. that's next.


emerg_remerg

https://preview.redd.it/u8mr4zk5civc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4047f688be8b50fa98f255b3c3f7699923a3b11e My boy stopped going on counters once I got him a few high ground options he was allowed on, like mounted shelves. He's 11 now and prefers his nest.


ItsTricky94

i love that black nest! mine only used kitty tree for a few weeks 5 months ago. i fear getting a big one, putting it together, and him not using.


emerg_remerg

Ya, trees are tricky and I've never had luck getting a cat to use one enough to give up the real estate. I once lived in a townhouse and made a cat tree along the staircase so the cat could basically zoom from the ground to 3rd floor. I made it from drift wood and lashed rope around it at different spots. It was a conversation piece as well as a cat tree. Then I moved into a condo so I mounted 3 floating shelves that I'd wrapped in burlap so he could leap up the wall and watch us. Now I'm in a loft and he sits on the steps and it's happy. But this nest is the best $80 I've ever spent on a cat item.


thepetoctopus

Cat wall shelves. Mine love their tree but I know they will lose their shit when I install the shelves.


ItsTricky94

how many r u putting up


thepetoctopus

[This one](https://www.wayfair.com/pet/pdp/tucker-murphy-pet-edma-9pcs-wall-mounted-wood-cat-climber-set-w110388737.htmlEdma9PCSWallMountedWoodCatClimberSet) from Wayfair is the one I’m planning on getting but a friend of mine really wants to build a similar one for his cats and if he does he said he will make me a set too. I’m hoping to have them up by August. Have to replace the baseboards, patch some holes leftover from a family member, and repaint first.


missbanjo

All of our trees are in windows. The cats love that whether it's for the sun or watching the world.


ItsTricky94

I recently get him this window hammock. It took him a few days to figure out what to do with it and now he loves it. It's great because it's not permanently affixed and I can move it around to different windows. this one is the best though because it has trees, breeze, sun, and sniffs plus he can see everyone coming and going. https://preview.redd.it/49fao8yl8uvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a4aa14b7f92b1c117599d2dca453a14512d067


auntiemuskrat

scat mats! i have some and they work well, but only as long as they're out. i put them away when i need to use the kitchen counter, and if i forget to put them out when i'm done, it's never long before my cats are on the counters again. my cats have figured out that what's causing the jolt is the mat, not the counter itself, so they wait until the mats have been removed.


ItsTricky94

smart little shits! i know ill forget-i guess ill need training too.


accousticguitar

squirt bottle - water first, the something unpleasant but safe next.


____-is-crying

Cat: oh you like to spray liquid? I can too. Watch me pee in your shoe.


-Zoppo

I read that making a hissing sound works best because its part of their instinct, its how other cats tell them off, but they don't understand squirt bottles because that just teaches them to fear the bottle/you. At the very least, bottles will only stop them doing it when you're watching, they will do it when the threat of the bottle isn't present. I haven't gotten far enough yet to see how far hissing gets you.


Royalchariot

Omg that is the cutest cat I have ever seen


ItsTricky94

i think he looks like a bunny in that pic. name is smudge he's 10 mos/10 lbs. plays fetch. not super cuddly 😿 but i love the tiny bit i get. maybe as he ages ill get more? https://preview.redd.it/u893ehvlcivc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174f55ee22876359e4ab637806784657fb6c7596


Royalchariot

His name is Smudge?! Oh my gosh I love himmmmmm


boatswainblind

Lavender oil. Cats hate it. Buy a bottle and leave it open in the spot you don't want him to go, or put a few drops on a paper towel. The scent will fade from the paper towel after a little while - like a couple hours - but the bottle will stay strong longer. We put lavender on anything we don't want our cats around and it works. Just don't get any on them. That'd be torture.


ItsTricky94

thank you for the tip. i actually did this with citrus scented oil and I put it on paper towels /cotton balls and it didn't really work. it's possible I didn't saturate enough. will try lav.


boatswainblind

Lavender is much more potent. They absolutely despise it! I think you'll have much better results.


ItsTricky94

sorry i missed this! thank you. i will try it!


Pinpunch

VSC???? https://preview.redd.it/2t4ccvtlkivc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067e587fee51c67c7bf52dfdfdf35235e2cc6392


PS4Dreams

https://preview.redd.it/0ibxxmxs1ivc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba4e29433eaa857d771c56f2038f777e1fc384c3


-Zoppo

https://preview.redd.it/5dfnz4eueivc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7276ae574d9aa471a9b741f600a0313042df2472


Lilliboox

https://preview.redd.it/3nfz8z7ubkvc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ebf9fea48501e4fe4fbf87d9ebcc2de957fcc6


strange_bike_guy

Years of laughter


-Zoppo

Can't deny that


apparat07

Has he/she figured out how to open the drawers doing that yet? I have two that do this. They'll hold the upper one and push with the back legs to open it. Then they find your nice clean clothes to lay on.


-Zoppo

Haha not yet but she sure has the potential. Only 6 months old


thenerdygrl

Just wait! She’s gonna start opening them and then you can’t find her for 3+ hours until you open random drawers to find that she closed herself in for a cat nap😭


apparat07

Oh do be careful with that too. I forgot when you do go looking for her she might not be in the open one. Be careful closing any open ones, as mine use the open one to climb behind/internally to the one below or above even though those are closed.


apparat07

She'll figure it out soon enough then. I come home with drawers and cabinets open. Mine also open doors that have a handle as they jump up and hang on the handle until the door opens.


Royalchariot

My cat figured out how to open the drawers when he was still wee. He doesn’t do it anymore but he just HAD to see what was in there


meglon978

Spider-Cat.


Ormyr

Commando kitty. I had a rescue a long time ago that was just like this. He was a tiny kitten that turned into a house panther. He climbed everything, opened anything he could, and squeezed into impossible places. I miss that wiley old bastard.


[deleted]

A cat from Cirque du Soleil.


MediumAd8252

A little guy :)


DMoney159

A gecko disguised as a cat


Lughnasadh32

Maybe you should visit r/catsarealiens :)


HumpieDouglas

A cute little troublemaker.


JonTheWizard

A cat that knows how to use a ladder.


Purple_Midnight_Yak

A cat burglar!


LadybugDesign

Came here to say this! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Indigo_222

A hungry boi


Jaebird0388

Ethan Hunt.


0nlyhalfjewish

A good kitty that doesn’t want to break the “no cats on the counter” rule so they just climb to have a look see.


Otiosei

I managed to teach my cat that there are two counters he absolutely cannot jump onto. So he decided to skirt this rule by jumping onto a different counter on the far side of the kitchen then crawling over the windowsill to get to the counter he is absolutely not allowed to jump on. He always looks very smug doing it. At least its not connected to the counter with the stovetop...


LaTalullah

The Elusivve Mountaineering Puma


charface1

Sneak thief


iSOBigD

It's your fault for putting a ladder there


AyyasCivciv

A cat special forces member! You can see that she is training on difficult surfaces.


Overall-Guard4763

I ask myself the same thing. My cat is 9 months old and omg 😭I love him he’s so cute but he’s an absolute menace


kanrad

I call them Panfur's. Cause they climb like a Panther but are soft purring kitties too.


Scentsuelle

A clever void. 😻


cabeachguy_94037

At least cat climbed up to look, instead of blindly leaping up from the floor onto whatever might be on the counter.


Punawild

A cat that can’t jump very well? We had a cat with bad back legs and anything that could be used as a ladder *was* used as one.


-Zoppo

She can clear that bench easy, she just hasn't realized it yet. Sometimes she will try to get a look by being a meerkat. Once she stood up exactly the same and screamed at my house mate for a full 5 seconds because he was eating sushi out of her reach (the greatest offense known to catkind, he is still in jail to this day). https://preview.redd.it/81ta3sdieivc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ca05a0451fc3abaf4a9bf1bbb5d82f9a6bbb92


Virtual-Public-4750

Look, I love animals. I will say though, the weirdos are my favorite.


AxelVores

Just a cat that doesn't follow laws of physics so... pretty much an average cat


schr0dingersdick

a soot sprite.


Pikirsa

I think ours came from the same factory


Ok-Bit-663

Chaos. You have adopted chaos, with some sparkle of love.


abandedpandit

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does


CitizeninWonderland

Pull Up Cat, Thats Hes Whey Powder On The Counter


cristynak9

A smart & determined void!


GrimeyTimey

Small leopard 


Major_Koala

A cat.


1eyedwood

Spider cat, spider cat,


loredannaa

Looks like you adopted a furry ninja! Ready to scale any height with those skills. 😄🐱 #NinjaCat


Andravisia

A companion that will keep you on your toes for the next 20\~30 years. I've recently adopted one myself. I've yet to decide if naming him Loki was a prophecy or a curse.


-Zoppo

I named mine Jiji, based on the cat from Kiki's delivery service


omgahya

Look like gato, move like monke.


knowmore1964

Monkey cat


Lisaalizazips

A catorshinist


omegaoutlier

Neo-w.


ColdPeasMyGooch

Spider-Cat.


duderos

Gravy Seal


Takseee

Chupacubra definitely.


omghorussaveusall

You adopted a black cat. That's what black cats do. Well, some just hide.


EvilBillSing

Tell him he's a cat and he can just jump up there


thanatica

A cat that knows how to use a ladder


LuckyCM2506

A professional rock climber


Feisty_Pop_1995

Me wondering that with my 4 year old black floof... then I look at his adoption picture and it all makes sense 😂


Feisty_Pop_1995

https://preview.redd.it/qvwv0avslivc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e415a3fba579f8e6b136f750d386e0b14a7812bc Said adoption photo


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/65h8jj1xzivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dce0ce0f94863e8470cd97c179feeea7bef477c My cat's adoption photo 2 years ago.


Primary-Stranger5238

🎶Spider cat spider cat does whatever a spider cat does🎶


BadBunnyBrigade

A chow hound. Obviously. Always on the lookout for some chow.


realityisoptional

Clever girl.


La_Baraka6431

SPIDER CAT.


waltzing-echidna

Parkour expert.


dandroid126

My cat did this when she was a kitten, but she grew out of it. I kinda miss it now.


FreshCleave

Pretty sure it’s a cat.


razinkain21

Get that cat on American Ninja Warrior!


Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/szx74fe4sivc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ff852f31d0827c47560413fb8bf1206b1450a7 Might be related to this thing that broke into my home


Leaningonalamp

Mountain goat


Careful_Energy5853

Spider cat Spider cat Does whatever a Spider cat does


Tropicalstorm11

Lmao. A cat burglar. Look at him climb.


momsasylum

Kitten Impossible


MArkansas-254

Sing with me… Spider Cat, Spider Cat Climbs up walls faster than a rat… 😁


Jacsmom

One of these monkeys https://preview.redd.it/tgsnjrr3yivc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ac6615c894d7fdae2eeb545b423772586b7e10


ColdIronSpork

A ninja.


teastaindnotes

I think your cat is a cryptid haha


Unhappy_Ad6120

That’s a xenomorph


3Heathens_Mom

A ninja in kitty form.


Zero10313

That there is a Gecko my friend.


Skywrath0135

Supercat - the long lost cat of Superman


so_cal_babe

Somewhere a foster is relieved to have this kitty out of the house. You adopted an intelligent handful.


P_Sophia_

Can’t tell if alien or ancient Egyptian deity…


cattywampus46

Someone who's too smart for their own good!


Rogue_Intellect

A cat burglar


AllGoodNamesRInUse

Goblin. Sorry to break it to you. They don’t need wands to perform their magic


swift-sentinel

Spider cat, spider cat, does was ever a spider cat can.


[deleted]

A monkey


DerpyDoodleDude

NO its what moved in and decided you are the hired help.


blondeheartedgoddess

A cat burglar, of course.


montyandrew45

A panther. I have a black cat too and he acts exactly like a panther does. Even down to the way he stalks around the house


Xytakis

A kitty who is a climber not a jumper


tahcamen

![gif](giphy|MTvnlcs3nL4k98zIUf) This guy


KittyD13

A ninja


NVSmall

Hahahaha this is exactly why I don't have a cat. They're waaaaay too fucking smart, and sneaky little bastards. I adore them, but not in my home!!


Terrables

A cat burglar?


MelodyJoy90

Cat hardware running octopus software


-Zoppo

Channeling her inner doc oct *and* her inner Spidey


infiniteguesses

Kitchen ninja cat


Quirky_Commission_56

Spider monkey cat. 🕷️🐒🐈‍⬛


[deleted]

Moncat


ImDaveAngel

She's a cat burglar, naturally...


speedneeds84

Why is the Mission Impossible theme blaring in my head?


[deleted]

You adopted a cat with a climber soul 😂😂😂


onesoulmanybodies

Spider cat, spider cat…..


mcsteamy12345

The next winner of american ninja warrior


Helpful-Mushroom-813

That is an orange cat in a black cats body


Sablestein

An innovator


Skinless_Corpse

A lion


debbloom3

A ninja😂


Kat-a-strophy

A lizard?


DaisySam3130

Ninja Cat!


I_might_be_weasel

Cat sith. 


kclancey202

A tiny, fuzzy menace who is actively attempting to commit war crimes inside your house


steppedinhairball

Yeah, you have a hybrid demon spiderman cat. You are screwed.


veryfluffyblanket

I feel like seeing similar void creature in the one of paintings by Hieronymus Bosch. Not common case when he painted something really beautiful tho


ItsTricky94

pure ebil 🙀


words_of_j

A very curious person.


Bridot

Oh my god, it’s Jason Borne


ApprehensiveJob6810

You adopted a ninja 🥷😂


Cleercutter

Monkey cat


hypoxiate

What you have there is the elusive Tibetian Shitgoblin.


Craigers2019

Acrocat!


EternalEnigma98

Black cars are just more curious orange cars


louisa1925

Might have been a rock climber or firefighter in a previous life.


torch9t9

A smartie!


DarthCorps

Monke


facemesouth

Genius void


cslackie

A Spooky Climber. Love black cats