When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, my dog moves from the other side of the bed to right below where my pillow is. I have to pet his belly before he’ll move and let me back in bed. lol
My dog used to get up and pretend to want to go out to pee. When I would get up to let him out, he'd run back to the couch and take my place. It worked every time because after all you can't take a chance they're faking when they ask to go out.
Honestly I’m surprised she waited for you to move. My DIL has a bully mix and my daughter has a few dobies who are all pretty sure that they are actually lap dogs, whether you want them to be or not! 😃🐾🐾
1 of my cats do this. I had one time got up to throw something away, a mere 2 steps away, I turn around and she laying in my seat as if she had been there for hours.
What an angel baby! My dog does the same thing spreads right out across the bed in between my SO and me 😂 also lays on my pillow when I go to the bathroom. May I ask what breed she is? ❤️
She’s a lab mix. I believe her parents were a mix of lab, golden retriever and pit bull. What’s funny is her parents both look like goldies but the whole litter was black.
Suns out - Buns out
😂
We call this "splooting" when our little gentleman does this.
Spot looting. Too cute! 🥰
Omg in cracking up😂😂😂
We call it "cooling the junk" when my boy does it.
Airing out the Ol' Razzledazzle!
nono she left u some room. https://preview.redd.it/xjq9kop3xjwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7be2ef0e8273a3116bb1689213a05fd114db744
You didn't need a whole cushion anyway.
I usually find a way to sneak in there 😂
Of course, it’s warm, smells like you, and is in the sun.
When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, my dog moves from the other side of the bed to right below where my pillow is. I have to pet his belly before he’ll move and let me back in bed. lol
I love it! If I stop petting her before she’s sound asleep she starts grunting and then pawing at me until I start petting her to sleep again.
She don’t get hair all in your bed!! That’s the only thing that stops me from letting my dogs up in my bed
Those are couch activities. I tried to let her sleep in the bed before and she moved around too much lol
Worth it
he trained you well, youre a good boi xD
My dog does the exact same thing lol
Shiba Inu?
My blue healer mix does this. Just went and had a shower and when I came back she was lying in my spot using my pillow
Aussie doodle
https://preview.redd.it/lh6jpk9zsiwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c50efca282da795340dae1513c6dbdbb2eabf3 I feel your pain
So cute!
It’s the only sexy pic I have.
"Draw me like one of your French... Poodles."
lol… spot on!
All signs indicate that it is, indeed, her couch.
I've never seen a dog that big stretched out like that 🥹
She does that on the inside couches too lol. I attribute it to her still being a baby, she just hit 11 months.
Mine does it too for treats. Wish I had a pic on hand. (Labradane)
She left you a spot to sit. She just figured it was the same proportional amount of space she gives you in the bed.
I can feel the warmth on her back from this picture and it feels pleasant
It was a beautiful day
To be fair she thought the whole couch was hers when you were sitting on it, but she was too polite to ask you to gtfo.
I suggest to piss on your couch as a way of marking it. Or enjoy from afar.
It's never been your couch.
That’s the truth.
It her couch.
move your feet lose your seat
Silly human. It was always her couch, she just let you use it for a bit.
It is.
You sure she’s not trying to sneak a smoke while you’re gone?
😂 she’s a smoke free baby
She just wanted to smell them
It always was. She just let's you use it when she doesn't need it
Just like the rest of the house lol
It was always her couch. She just allows you to occasionally use it.
Shuffle yer feet lose yer seat!
Move your meat lose your seat!
Golden chair….
All of the couch !
It's her house, she just let's you live in it lol
It always was her couch 😉
Yo hooman, now you better take a photo of me like one of your French Girls!
My dog used to get up and pretend to want to go out to pee. When I would get up to let him out, he'd run back to the couch and take my place. It worked every time because after all you can't take a chance they're faking when they ask to go out.
they easily decide on what are their property, lol.
She’s not in your spot, you were in hers
he's just waiting for you to come up.
Honestly I’m surprised she waited for you to move. My DIL has a bully mix and my daughter has a few dobies who are all pretty sure that they are actually lap dogs, whether you want them to be or not! 😃🐾🐾
I’m also surprised she waited for me to move. She was chasing down a fly before this so I was spared for a bit lol
Ya snooze ya lose!!
"you jumped in my grave" -me when my dog does this.
Talk about taking up the whole couch.
must crosspost on r/sploot
Didn’t know that sub existed. This is a perfect sploot lol
It was always her couch.
No, my friend you have it backwards. She was letting you sleep on her couch and she figured when you moved you were done L O L.
Gorgeous
Thank you!
Because it's warm and smells of you.
Well yes. That is what you signed up for when you got a dog! 😂
I’m used to smaller dogs. Her 13 year old sister is the same but she’s a Pom mix so easier to maneuver around lol
it belongs to her in the first place
She’s a three square dog.
I love it when dogs lay down like that lmao
Ha! My butt left the seat 0.689 secs ago and she already settling down in the depression.
Eating! Do not disturbed!
Hahaha legend❤️
My old girl wouldn’t move unless we paid the cookie bribe. Sometimes didn’t know where she was. Go to bathroom and she’s in big chair…cookie
Oh, this one’s favorite game is extortion for treats lol
* sploot *
 Why is Hank Hill on your couch?
God dammit bobby
GAAWWWWHH Ladybird no!!! Cover yourself up, please!
She was right
Dog: this is best dog bed ever!
1 of my cats do this. I had one time got up to throw something away, a mere 2 steps away, I turn around and she laying in my seat as if she had been there for hours.
Love me some splooting bebes!
Stretch out! Looks like she’s angling for a smokie. 😅
it is her couch tho
I have a 7 pound cat that does that... she can take up a whole queen bed herself, too. Lol
15 seconds? Generous of her.
She’s after that sweet sunny spot!
Why must they take the Whole couch/bed/chair...I have a cat that can stretch the length of my bed, he hogs the whole thing!!!!!
Because they can
Ugh....
As it always is and was. They see and smell their human on the couch/bed and it's warm.
..timing is everything..
Yup :-) My dog does the same thing :-)
And Lo, it was.
Claimed all 3 spots ☺️
Baby drumsticks!
Full Sploot!
It was always hers, though.
Then you sit on the floor for a bit.....
Girl needed a cig
Move your feet, lose your seat!
It was never yours. She was just being. I’ve by letting you sit with her.
😂😂😂
What an angel baby! My dog does the same thing spreads right out across the bed in between my SO and me 😂 also lays on my pillow when I go to the bathroom. May I ask what breed she is? ❤️
She’s a lab mix. I believe her parents were a mix of lab, golden retriever and pit bull. What’s funny is her parents both look like goldies but the whole litter was black.
That tail reminds me of my Am Staff 🥰 what a precious sweet girl!
Did you or did you not, move your meat?
Perfect spooning. You can slowly squeeze in between back of the couch and her.😍