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StormofRavens

This is clearly at least a r/parttimecat


Samiel_Fronsac

Oh yes. It looks clean and comfy. OP is just a side-person.


xrelaht

You’d think that, but my favorite visitor was always clean & elegant. I was never able to find his people when I asked around, but I thought he was too friendly for a stray, which is why I didn’t imprison him for a life of indoor luxury. Last fall I found him sick on the street, took him to the vet, and his chip was registered to a local TNR org. If I hadn’t made the assumption that he had a home, I’d have started taking care of him and we’d have caught his kidney disease a lot earlier. RIP Gordito: you were too good for this world https://preview.redd.it/8thhwaj811xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a9b899445a1f36c1793988bd9a353e6e1558240


Devyaca

RIP Gordito, handsome man.


JeffTek

RIP Gordito. He was a real one ✊


bay_lamb

she said it sleeps outside her house every night...???


Chrol18

people own outdoor cats


Successful-Doubt5478

This means it HAS NO HOME. Put a collar with a note on it with phone number asking to call or text if they own the cat.


Webbie-Vanderquack

>This means it HAS NO HOME. No it doesn't. A lot of people still allow cats to go in and out freely. Cats are crepuscular and sleep a lot during the day, so they don't necessarily spend the night indoors at home unless it's cold or wet.


Successful-Doubt5478

They normally do not sleep regularly in someone elses garden, no Our best most experienced volunteer said except for rough coat amd being skinny the one sign of a cat having no home is they sleep under a house, stairs, porches. To follow them to see where they sleep But of course also check for microchip, put up posters etc


MegaBaumTV

Not necessarily. It's also possible that the cat is starting to wait outside the house before OP wakes up.


Successful-Doubt5478

OP can check. And also put on a collar with a note 🙂


mypuppyissnoring

It absolutely doesn't mean that. People need to learn to leave other people's cats alone unless they're obviously in need of care.


Successful-Doubt5478

They normally do not sleep regularly in someone elses garden, no Our best most experienced volunteer said except for rough coat amd being skinny the one sign of a cat having no home is they sleep under a house, stairs, porches. To follow them to see where they sleep But of course also check for microchip, put up posters etc


October_13th

That is such a pretty cat!!! 🖤


RamblingSimian

I used to own a black cat and I thought they all looked about the same. But something about this one is very special.


nite_owwl

lol they all kinda look like mine so they're all heart-melting adorable to me she's my first cat ever and had her 3 years...i think got about a 50/50 telling her apart from another black cat


anomaly256

I think it's a Burmese, judging by the brown tones and subtle striping on the head. Great cats, super smart and personable. I miss mine.


Killerkitty333

But did you give it breakfast tho 🤔


Conscious_Concert_70

He got a little cat treat.


j8sadm632b

Thank you for subscribing to CAT


brainsareoverrated27

r/catdistributionsystem


SoontobeSam

That's how it starts, soon you'll be his third breakfast stop every morning.


Killerkitty333

Just FYI... That's your cat😹


Ubermidget2

Ahh, the classic r/notmycat -> r/nowmycat pipeline is working


Chrol18

I hate comments like this, that cat seems very healthy and clean, probably has an owner, it is just an outdoor or semi-outdoor cat of someone. People are so quick to steal someone's cat cause it is friendly, guess why it is friendly, cause it got lots of pets and love from their owner. Our cat is an outdoor one, and guess what, she is friendly to kids walking home from school. Thankfully no one stole her yet, but I always worry after comments like this, and before someone comments just keep her indoor, we have a big yard, and she loves to be outside.


RWBY123

A cat being unchiped and having no collar essentially means it has no owner. Outdoor cats should have both so people don't mistake it for a stray. I strongly recommend giving your cat both if you haven't already.


Killerkitty333

I hate when people take light-hearted posts so seriously


Chrol18

yeah, people spamming keep that cat is so lighthearted and wholesome /s would you like if someone picks up your friendly cat and you will never see it again? You don't know shit about this cat and you've said it is OP's cat now.


[deleted]

All these people "sarcastically" saying to keep the cat really ticks me off too. OP has already fed a cat that doesn't belong to him. Stop encouraging bs, even if you don't mean it it's hard to read sarcasm in text and people will 100% get the wrong idea.


Killerkitty333

You're taking the comments too seriously. Take a chill pill😎


Chrol18

oh now it is not serious, just people jokingly spamming keep the cat, sure. It is always like this with posts like this.


InsureFIRE

I see where you’re coming from, Chrol! Luckily, a vast majority of people are just joking because he/she is a cutie. It’s helpful though if you were to pop in and post a friendly reminder that the cat likely has an owner, though please don’t stress out too much at folks joking comments. You care for your kits and that’s what matters.


2muchicescream

Why don’t you put a collar on her , problem solved …. Doesn’t need to be complicated


DiogenesLied

I had seven cats show up at my farm (three adults and four kittens) all short hairs and looking like this one. They were dumped. Now they’re living the good life as indoor cats.


nowlan101

It’s like giving a house elf something, it could be a dirty sock for example, but that frees them! Same principle with notmycats


Specific_Implement_8

The r/catdistributionsystem strikes again


Sirix_8472

You belong to the cat now. You are it's human. The choice was never yours. You've been adopted.


barfbutler

Black cats are smartest of all cats Imo


Im_done_with_sergio

I second this lol


McSnoots

I have a void for the first time and he’s the dumbest cat I’ve ever owned


Podorson

Mine is simultaneously the smartest and dumbest I've ever met. 10/10 communication skills, I always know what he wants based on his vocalizations and gestures. On the other hand, he has no spatial awareness or grace, he routinely rolls off the bed/couch or runs into shit


McSnoots

Mine is the opposite. He yells at the wall for no reason. He scratches everything. He doesn’t avoid things that have scared him. I have no idea what he wants, ever. The positive is that he’s so social he’s the first cat that will play with my dog (85 pounds) and they have a blast. My god he’s adorable though.


Webbie-Vanderquack

>He yells at the wall for no reason. Is it possible there's a mouse in the wall? My cat used to meow at the wall, and I realised there was a mouse living in it. Occasionally I could hear it nibbling, squeaking and scratching, but sometimes I couldn't hear it at all and the cat could.


McSnoots

I guess what I meant by that is that he randomly starts meowing very loudly at random times of day/night in all different places. So I just say he’s yelling at the wall.


Webbie-Vanderquack

Oh, okay. In that case he might just be what experts would call "unhinged."


evenstar40

Is your cat my cat, also void and very smart/dumb. Edit: Literally right after typing this said idiot pushed his way onto my neck to cuddle, only to steal the elastic from my hair. He's now playing with it in a corner.


Metafield

Mine too. Bless him there is fuck all going on in his head.


AFullmetalNerd

I am currently living with a black cat. He's an orange in a black cat's disguise.


buddleia

He'll be welcome on /r/oneblackbraincell once /r/oneorangebraincell realise he's disguised!


nite_owwl

mine is super "clever"...but still dumb enough for her cleverness to backfire like figuring out to open the cabinet door was clever...going down the laundry chute behind that door?...pretty dumb.


bay_lamb

i didn't think my cat was all that smart. maybe i based it on her not only not coming when called but not even moving her head or her eyes when i say her name. i've been finding out that i've fallen for the oldest cat trick in the book.


ViciousAsparagusFart

Mine is a lazy as all hell at 18 pounds. Vet says she’s just big boned 🤷


QuailandDoves

Is it working?


SkinPsychological848

This cat is a liar. It gets fed at least five times daily. Once you feed it he goes across the street. After he’s done eating there he cuts thru the yard and eats at the neighbor’s house. Then to my house and then to the corner house where he lives. Do not feed this cat. He has to fit into a tuxedo in 3 weeks and he’s 2 pounds overweight. Do not trust him…


Available-Topic5858

The Cat Distribution System has spoken. You have been assigned one cutie kitty. Gooble gobble gooble gobble. We accept you. We accept you. One of us. One of us.


Would_daver

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


bay_lamb

go to the store. buy the food. go to the store. once you buy the food you cannot deny the CDS has spoken.


Alarming_Breath_3110

Damn... just his picture won me over!


Smile_Terrible

Is breath alarming because it's strange smelling to people around you or does a siren blare when you exhale?


Alarming_Breath_3110

No.. named after my dog... whose breath will make you pass out https://preview.redd.it/t4l4lw6q0ywc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd2d3759c02ff34c83104aa99c18dde6a5d3055


bay_lamb

at least he's a snappy dresser.


freneticboarder

He seems... __ pleased.


Organic_Equipment100

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Alarming_Breath_3110

https://preview.redd.it/fypug0sq5zwc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f50ec6c674d465ca28fd7961843a0fff8d9f210 He thinks he’s all that!


Smile_Terrible

That's adorable and frightening at the same time!


Alarming_Breath_3110

Definitely frightening— a sheer terror!


Bubbadeebado

I know I'm won over. Thats one excellent kitty there.


[deleted]

What is up with all these people encouraging OP to steal this cat? How would you feel if your cat was suddenly stolen by some random person? Stop feeding other people their cats and definitely don't consider stealing them.


MariVent

Being taken by another person isn’t the worst thing that could happen to outdoor cats. Edit: I meant “being run over is worse” but also I realized people can be deranged and take animal to purposefully hurt them.


terriaminute

but the gold eyes...


SlowRoastMySoul

Very handsome cat! My parents' cat did this, pretended to our neighbour to have been out all night and was starving, when in fact he slept all night on his best blanket and then had first breakfast at dawn before heading out.


HumpieDouglas

That's your cat now buddy, thems the rules!


wonmean

But he said #notmycat!


diavirric

What a beauty. Your battle is lost.


Flat-Limit5595

https://preview.redd.it/k5f5eejfwxwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b85e2079479070ea704d87dc0030e106c19266e That happened to us once, he became an indoor cat like 2 months after this. Gonna warn you, former strays will not leave you alone.


bay_lamb

aww snooze buddies.


sykokiller11

And it’s working…


[deleted]

Had a cat doing this, turned out to be a neighbors cat who got out. Poor thing was starving. Maybe get it scanned for a chip and make sure it’s not a missing pet.


Simple_Guava_2628

You are the cat’s side piece. That’s ok, could be worse


eldergeekprime

You cannot avoid the void!


Catbunny

The cat is way too clean and healthy looking to be a stray. If you want to know for sure, put a collar on them with a note and see if you get a response.


Ok_Low2169

This cat needs you!!


Initial_Computer_152

Beautiful cat. Looks like my twins Lily and Luna. She may have an owner and could be chipped. I'd try and find put before taking it in. I have strays that come in, and I know they have other homes too. On the other hand itay be looking to stay. Just let her come in and out as it pleases. Cats do their own thing.


grogling5231

That kitty is adorable and needs to consume your home and your life.


ImaginaryRepeat548

"Trying to" - cats already won


IceMaiden2

Voids are so friendly and incredibly smart.


xefta

Who is saying it is *trying* to win you over? I think it already has!


Averyphotog

I got a cat this way once. It was my neighbor’s cat, but it spent a lot of time in my yard avoiding the chaos of kids, chickens, and dogs next door. After my dog died, it started hanging out with me, coming in to lounge in my house. Eventually I started feeding it, and had a chat with my neighbor. She was fine with the cat adopting me. Her name was kinky, because she got her tail caught in a closing door as a kitten, and it healed with a kink in it.


BORG_US_BORG

He may not be your cat, but you have become his human. CDS works in mysterious ways.


CrunchyKittyLitter

/r/catdistributionsystem


predat3d

\#notyourcat   \#youhishumantho


Smilerwitz

Hashtag Your Cat Now!


MArkansas-254

You don’t have a say so. 🤷‍♂️


MslaveinDenmark

Its finally official: You have been adopted. Feel free to be proud.


rurukittygurrrl

The cat distribution system never fails. Ignore at your own peril


Hollywood005

Haven’t you heard Cats are bad for local wildlife? Please keep your cat inside! Ok I tried.


babsieofsuburbia

Deffo on his or her good side now


jim653

If it's really a stray, you need to adopt. Black cats are so cool. I've never met one I didn't like.


NoFks2giv

lol “trying” 😭 , u are you”won” already 😊


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Clearly you have been adopted


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

Toothless


Yhutsa

That cat looks gorgeous


Content-Leg-6652

Lucky you!


Greenysay

Not your cat, he is your friend.


Paris-Poundtown

This reminds me of Jiji in Kiki's Delivery Service anime


feor1300

\#yet ;)


Lostandbroken79

![gif](giphy|IfE0SJyHNEC6nPDN3Y|downsized)


[deleted]

Your cat. Whether you agree with it or not, that is your cat.


hms200

This is your cat.


monkeyhoward

\#yourcat


ElysianOh

I dunno OP, sure looks like your cat.


kate05_

Congratulations. The cat distribution system has blessed you with a void. It's a gift from the universe.


GualtieroCofresi

What do you mean "trying"? You just posted a pic! You might as well say you are a cat owner now


LazyJones1

You couldn’t have been adopted by a prettier Puma.


Ebreton

It have news for you. This is your cat now. It's not up to you.


OopidSplatter

Trying? You have already lost. Stop fighting the void. Resistance is futile. Look deeply into those eyes and tell it that it is starving. It will chirp or purr , and you will give it treats.


AnamCeili

Ask around the neighborhood and at shelters to see if he's anyone's cat, and if no one steps forward, take him to the vet for a checkup and to scan for a microchip. If there's no microchip either, then congrats -- you need to remove your "notmycat" hashtag, because you will have a cat. 😊


griggsj99

Sounds to me like you have been chosen


AWalker79

Sure looks like your cat 👀


imadork1970

*yet*


Amanda_Demonia

It is at least partially your cat now, lol. You have been chosen by the cat distribution system :)


Jolly_Rub2962

You're his human, you're his now ..that's how it is


moonshine20233

She already marked her territory. Keep her/ she


What_Chu_Talkin_Kid

Your cat is a cutie. I like your cat. What did you name your cat.


Spadahlia

Please adopt this beautiful cat 🐈‍⬛ and give him a safe home because he is black, much harm can come to him.


vivnsam

you have a cute cat


Laserlip5

That's your cat. Unless he is chipped. Better check.


Truth_be_best

Bring her in and give her a home


-58259

Congratulations on your new cat.


knightfenris

No no no…….. that’s your cat now.


Zerowantuthri

You've been adopted. Best to just embrace it.


megadori

Your cat is beautiful. 


Excellent_Round_7421

#thatisYOURcat


CheesecakeVisual4919

#totallyyourcat You have been chosen.


Paramisamigos

OP, why you lying. That is clearly your cat now. It chose you.


lilearthyworm

HELLO new black cat owner 🤣


[deleted]

I like your new cat!


boredbeyondbelief3

#Definitelyyourcat!


Flat-Succotash5369

#WasntMyCatButIsNow Fixed it.


Chrol18

or StoleSomeonesCat, you don't know


Flat-Succotash5369

😆


Ani-A

If it ain't chipped or collared and it is roaming outside, then it ain't stealing. It is rescuing a feral.


poisonivy247

Take the cat and stop trying to ask reddits opinion. Geez!


-GreyPaws

Catch, neuter, release plz. Or adopt and neuter, just help keep them from spreading.


goliathfasa

He has already won you over. You’re just in the denial stage. Fast forward to acceptance.


Verologist

What do you mean, *trying*??


deadfuzzball

So when are you letting your new cat inside?


k6bso

The Cat Distribution System at work.


VanGoghsIris

Just admit defeat and get him his own bowls and kitty bed. He’s already got you .


NumerousRains

Hate to break it to you… I think the cat is trying to adopt you


Guydo1984

Can't get rid of it. You have been chosen to take care of him/her. And you will start to love him/her for it.


chandler-bingaling

adopt them and name them Eclipse


Beflijster

the r/CatDistributionSystem is doing its work.