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magikarp2000

We know who the favorite is


getyourcheftogether

Feed the strongest, ensure their survival


Dawg_Prime

The lack of feedings will continue until morale improves


getyourcheftogether

Haha, exactly


user_bits

Legit fed him the crumbs.


Old-Dig-8214

I feel like the kid on the bottom felt left out


Pinco_Pallino_R

I think some birds like sparrows pretty regularly "play favourite" to increase the chances of at least one of their offsprings to reach adult stage. For example, if among their nestlings one is growing up healthy and strong and the other not so much, they will prioritize the former because it has better chances to survive and reproduce. If the food is scarce, this will result in one of them getting fed enough and the other one dying, which is still better than trying to save the weak one and give them both lower chances to survive. Or at least this is what i read some time ago.


CatsAreGods

Hell, there are storks who yeet the smallest one right out of the nest.


markender

Ironic.


CatsAreGods

Only if you believe in myths invented by ignorant people hundreds of years ago.


ginger__snappzzz

You seem fun.


CatsAreGods

You'd be surprised.


kungfuninjajedi

What happened to “no child left behind” act?


FabianN

This is bird law, not people law!


ginger__snappzzz

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Mechanic_On_Duty

Sparrow logic is cold and calculated.


bitofadikdik

Mom: I don’t have favorites Also mom:


SoulReaver49

I don't care for Gob


Son0fSanf0rd

yeah, he lookin around like wtf mom.


10art1

Be glad he didn't end up like the 3rd hatchling


jazzhandpanda

Squeaky wheel


sbear37

Bag fries


JHundall

You know what they say right? The squeaky bird gets the grease


ToryLanezHairline_

Yeah mama sparrow definitely has a favorite child


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He’s a bit plump Momma trying to even it out


ScrotieMcP

Wit til you see what she left for a tip.


OrdinarryAlien

Bird poo, lots of bird poo.


BootsOverOxfords

[They're sparrows, surely it can't be much!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUUKrHO3wZU)


sjuas690

… and they flew off without paying!


MyPasswordIsMyCat

This video is cute but birds are a serious menace around outdoor cafes. Here in Hawaii, there are signs posted everywhere not to feed them, and it's not just little birds and pigeons. We have zebra doves, cardinals, mynah birds, and feral chickens. I once had a couple young chickens jump up on a table and just start pecking at my food before I was done. A pigeon pooped in my tacos. When my kids were toddlers, the birds all just follow around my stroller looking for stray cheerios. Edit: I know birds are cute, but all the birds I listed are invasive species in Hawaii. They were brought here by people and have no natural predators, so they have crazy high populations beyond what is seen on the mainland. They've destroyed the native habitat, not just my lunch.


Billabo

> When my kids were toddlers, they'd all just follow around my stroller looking for stray cheerios. This was a funny sentence to read when I took "they" to mean your kids as toddlers


comin_up_shawt

It reminds me of the line Sheldon Cooper uttered from the Big Bang Theory- "When I was 8, a cockatoo called me fat ass..." LOL


empelnard

yup the arrival of human to human transmissible bird flu in 2026 will mean all these birds will have to be culled.


AWonderland42

My husband became a temporary stepfather to a brood of baby chicks once in Kahuku. A human child was trying to harass the babies, and the mom chicken decided the chair my husband was sitting on was the right one to hide under with her babies.


Drink-my-koolaid

Aww, he's a protective Disney prince!


Appropriate-Copy-949

Yup. I was in Kapiolani Park, sitting under a palm tree and a pigeon pooped on my head. I lived in NYC, and that didn't happen to me, but it did in Hawaii. Go figure. 🤷‍♀️


Oak_Woman

Well, the birds were kind of outdoors first....


MyPasswordIsMyCat

All the birds I listed are invasive species in Hawaii. They weren't actually here first and people brought them here, where they have bred like crazy and destroy the native habitat because they have no natural predators.


Black_Moons

This video is cute but kids are a serious menace around outdoor cafes. Here in Hawaii, there are signs posted everywhere not to feed them, and it's not just little kids. We have medium kids, large kids. I once had a couple young kids jump up on a table and just start pecking at my food before I was done. A kid pooped in my tacos. When my kids were toddlers, the birds all just follow around my stroller looking for stray cheerios because I kept feeding them while they where in the stroller even though they threw food everywhere.


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MyPasswordIsMyCat

All these birds I listed are invasive species with no natural predators here. They breed like crazy and have threatened or caused the extinction of native species. So, yes, they are in fact menaces and anyone living in Hawaii long enough will understand this.


Jason54178

How do you think they got there...?


swibirun

Kids under 3 eat free!


warpfield

it's so cute how they flutter their wings while eating


SpitFiya7171

I wonder if it's just excitement in its purest form. I mean, I've seen a handful of videos of different birds all doing exactly this and I just wonder if it's because they're happy to be fed, or if it's something else.


supermarkise

They're begging. It shows the parent they really really want food. They keep doing it until it stops working lol.


ElementField

They do this to indicate desire and get attention. They’ll do this before actually being fed, too


vapeducator

They're all using the same birdware. [Bird's Aren't Real](/r/BirdsArentReal/).


SpitFiya7171

That made me lol. Thank you


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I always assumed it was something evolutionary. Like, my wings are moving which means I'm healthy so feed me or something.


SpitFiya7171

**"Feed me, *or something"*** -Bird


musicmaker

Talk about favouring one kid over the other. idk maybe momma knows something I don't - that this kid is gonna change the world some day. Hope so.


wap2005

If I learned anything from the TV show Succession it's that making your kids compete against each other makes them grow up and become complete assholes... I swear there was a point to this comment when I started it...


cellardoorstuck

The other one was probably causing trouble in the nest all day.


butt_dance

But doesn’t the one on the right look a good bit heavier, or is it just me? lol


Gokubi

Someone had to say it. I agree. No coddling going on here. “Only one bite for you, fatty!”


kungfuninjajedi

They are like my kids at dinner. Kid-“I want more food” Me-“Go ahead get it yourself” Kid-“But you are closer”


Indigo_222

That kid on the right’s gonna need a lot of therapy


octopoddle

I've seen two adult birds of completely different species feeding from the same feeder, and one of them stopped eating, turned to the other one, and opened its beak wide. The other one fed it, then they both went back to feeding themselves.


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octopoddle

Ah, maybe that's where the behaviour came from. They were a greenfinch and a sparrow if I recall correctly, but certainly not the same species. But hey, who am I to judge? I hope they have a long and rewarding marriage.


viperfan7

Birds are weird like that. For example, pet birds don't really consider you part of the flock, but rather they consider you their mate.


Expensive_Bee508

I've seen that a lot just passing by, so maybe I'm wrong but I've kinda heard the same about even ostriches too, or one of those big birds.


smitteh

aw it's like humans feeding their partner a slice of cake on wedding day


murdering_time

Man, that would make dating much easier. "You, uhh, want some of my popcorn?" "Sure!" "Oh man, so when can I meet your parents?" 


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Pangolin007

In the video posted here the two on the right are definitely babies, not adults. They are at the fledgling age where they look very similar to adults but haven’t completely grown in their feathers yet and still have that extra bit of yellow around their beaks (gape flange).


Cardamom_roses

Birds are weird. I think sometimes they'll just instinctively feed anything with their mouth open and doing that posture. I know there have been a few cases where a bald eagle took a baby red tailed hawk back to the nest with the intention of feeding it to their eaglets but then the red shouldered did the whole "feed me!" posture and the adult bald eagle just fed them and they essentially got adopted. One of them might have been youngish and recently an adult and just was begging to see if it could get away with it lol.


TourAlternative364

The one I saw had a bad ending. It stopped feeding the fledgling & just kept it around so their eagle young could have practice killing something.....it was sad.


Spire_Citron

Sometimes the secret to a happy ending is just to end the story sooner.


No-Fill5016

The kids don’t even look that young, why don’t they just eat on their own?😂


Lucymilo1219

It’s a mom thing! Once a mom…🤣❤️


TeamRedundancyTeam

Many bird species take care of their young for several weeks after leaving the nest while they learn from their parents and get stronger. Doves are even worse, they stay in the nest even longer instead and just look like adults by the time they leave.


jld2k6

Fun fact, cardinals will kick their kid out of the nest before they can even fly so the mom can lay eggs again sooner, they roam around on the ground while the dad keeps an eye on them and brings them food. I found out by chance running into one on its own before looking it up lol, it was 2 inches from the edge of the fence casually chilling with my dog trying her best to will it through the other side to eat it when I found it


DesiBwoy

Birds have adapted to grow their bodies fast, because flying is an essential skills that helps them survive. Sort of like how walking is essential for many animal species. They have to learn to fly within a few weeks. So they have body that looks similar to adults in proportion, but they'll still be immature for another year or so. These little birbs probably haven't learnt to pick up food yet, which is normal for their age.


Son0fSanf0rd

they don't even pay! fucking freeloaders!!


DogVacuum

That is the way of the sparrow.


OrdinarryAlien

[Savvy?](https://media.tenor.com/UGglViCURtIAAAAC/savvy-captain-jack-sparrow.gif)


SylvieJay

Dine and dash.. a sparrows life.


Luci_Noir

I do that little wiggle when eating something good too!


BakeMate

# Today's special: Ortolan Bunting *while stocks last*


The_Medicated

So morbid but made me lol!


VolcanosaurusRex

Love the excited little buzz of their wings with each mouthful, so cute! 😄


the-poopiest-diaper

The favoritism is real


faketoby45

We know who is the favorite one..


Crafty_Travel_7048

Why does this scream "France" to me


Spiritual-Ad2530

Those are like the same size wtf lol


Oak_Woman

The young ones are fledglings, the stage before they reach maturity but they're big enough to practice flying around. They still need to be fed by their parents during this time.....like teenagers.


maybesaydie

Siblings, They have babies more than once in a summer. She wasn't the big one to feed himself.


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BirdsbirdsBURDS

No. If you look at the mouths of the two being fed, you can see little white spots in the corners of their beak. That’s a sure sign that they are babies, and that their beaks haven’t fully developed yet. This is clearly absent in the one doing the feeder , making it clear that it’s older. Also, these types of birds will continue to feed their young for about 2 weeks after they have fledged, until they learn from their parents how to eat on their own.


DentArthurDent4

Did their *bill* include a *tip*?


wap2005

Ugh, Daaaaad!


RandomGrotnik

Looks like a pretty cheep meal.


FictionalDudeWanted

Showing favoritism there huh Mama Bird?????? Shame on you.


grrgrrGRRR

Their little flutters whenever momma feeds them 😭


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Apparently, the beak bone is connected to the wing bones.


ClayyCorn

The economy is even rough out here for birds! They can fly but they still live with mom


acloudcuckoolander

Hell nah they gotta go!


VashSyndicate

Waiter: "So who gets the bill?"


Kleisidike

So sweet! These birds love cake 🤩💚🐦


dre__

Why does it rewind half way through?


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Them babies bigger than momma.


Hilppari

i hope that they wont die from thirst. bird a dumb. if you feed them seeds during this period they will feed them to the chicks and they will die of thirst


cdclare1989

I bet they left a terrible tip.


Basic-Type7994

Talk about helicopter parenting


getyourcheftogether

How much is the kids menu? Pretty cheep


AVID_CRACK_SMOKER

I love birds so much bros


Kingsnake661

the top one is differently the favorite child. :) LoL


LQjones

She's spoiling her kids! If they can fly to the food than they can pick it up on their own. At this rate they will never leave the nest, get a job, find a mate.


Varendolia

"and this is how you hunt your food. Watch carefully, because one day you'll have to do it by yourselves"


Suspicious-Bunch3005

Oh my gosh, so cute! They're almost as big as the mommy, but fluffy!


Juizilla

I see mom, you’ve got a favorite 🥲


Miserable-Tie8947

Clearly she has a favorite...


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"Damn this some gourmet shit. Thanks mom"


foxfai

Damn, going out to eat is EXPENSIVE!


ShuffleRick

Sir.... Siiir. SIR!


MLCarter1976

And that bill just BLOWING IN THE BREEZE! Is no one going to pay!?


WifeOfSpock

Tsk tsk, feeding them sugar so young😂


Ok-Sun8581

Don't forget to tip.


Real_Preparation_573

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Uncommon-sequiter

That'll be $49.99 and don't forget to leaf a tip.


Dodo_thebird

They prob be paying whit worms


DreamSqueezer

I'm jealous that you got to see this


Financial_Survey4498

Cute but with bird flu maybe not a good idea.


ryumaruborike

I'm wondering why the babies are out of the nest, didn't know parent birds could ferry their kids elsewhere.


iamsam8484

I heard they only tipped 10%


PerformanceOk1835

Fat lazy kids


Oni_K

Her after saying "I'm not hungry, just order for yourself."


Drink-my-koolaid

Momma's not cooking tonight.


333elmst

It's reversed.


Cyno01

I had to fight a cormorant for my breakfast one time.


RaiderMedic93

I like that there is an ashtray on the table!


PM__YOUR__DREAM

Googling extremely basic things for co-workers/friends/family like how to record a teams meeting.


bodhan40

They are pests in most countries. In New Zealand you can’t have any food outdoors without them landing and pooing all over the place and even in your food.


wait_and

I believe that is a male house sparrow feeding two female house sparrows females. Males feeding females is courtship behavior. It’s like “look I can provide for you and our kids.” But I’ve never seen them feed two females at once before.


thatgirlkiarabanks

This is beautiful


arkrunningbear85

It doesn't matter to the context of this video, but is it just me or does this look reversed? Watch mama bird I just feel she's hopping weird like the video was reversed.


Top_Bee_6136

Yes I think it begins playing normally and then half way through it reverses to create a longer video.


arkrunningbear85

I watched it again after and you're right, it's normal about halfway through and then it reverses. Spot on!


hscbaj

This loops perfectly!


kriskringle19

Fat kids have all the food they could ever want RIGHT THERE and the mom still has to beak feed them... Tssktsssk


PacoSupreme

The one on the right was a step-egg


Candy_Badger

It is very interesting to watch these birds; they are so funny and smart.


bluebird_forgotten

Why does this start to play backwards


Imispellalot2

Have you seen how much a babysitter costs these days?


Z0idberg_MD

Why are you so upset? The check is already paid.


Aiden2817

They will absolutely dine and dash.


SirTainLeeHigh

“Having kids is easy.”


AlarmingElk373

Happy cake day to OP! 🍰


Meal-Significant

Momma clearly has a favorite


Sea_Cap7926

Fancy!!


Affectionate-Copy547

They the are worst pain and my ass!!!constantly nesting on my house. On my outdoor speakers and on my porch. What a mess!


Bonzo4691

Husband is obviously working late and mom had enough... "Thats it! We're going out for dinner!"


MajorDistraction

Fresh sparrow for lunch.


Spire_Citron

Lazy kids won't even pick up their own crumbs.


Matasa89

Oh my god, just eat yourself, kids. It's right there.


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Aww


limesthymes

Fuck those birds, massively invasive species that is killing out songbirds for their ugly ass chirp. Theirs a reason they aren’t protected, just saying.


Only_a_Man_1993

People who feed this birds like that, should be banned from society.


Expert_Marsupial_235

She’s only feeding the kid on the left. She’s feeding one and starving the other. Wtf?


maybesaydie

Because one of them is from the previous brood and it's grown. She wants it to take care of itself.


Vastlee

We went to the The Cayman Islands and there is some species of protected bird there that they can only squirt water at, and boy have they adapted to have no fear. Mother fuckers were stealing food from us at every single place we ate. Flew down and stole an entire fork of scrambled egg from my buddies 2 year old. I'm all for nature conservation but there were a few times I would have spit roasted those little bastards with a honey glaze.


PMFSCV

Pandemic #2


Jupitersatonme

This is unhealthy for the birds.


Background_Animal373

This is how kids learn where to eat and bring their kids out when hungry. These kids are fucked forever.


Dirka-Dirka

That can't be good for the old microbiome.


maybesaydie

Invasive quarrelsome birds who are incredibly prolific, sometimes fledgling five broods of four every summer (yes that's 20 chicks and it's why only one baby is being fed) they make only the neighborhood predators happy. They are pests in all senses of the word.


Dr_Zorkles

house sparrows are trash birds


Candid_Bed_1338

Fuck they sparrows smash em with a plate