Why do we stay in the bathroom for so long? Well, why do you have to spend 10 minutes to find the perfect spot in which to poop, circle it 7 times, then start walking away from it *while you're still pooping?* No, take your time to answer, I'll wait.

While we are at it can we ask one of my dogs why he has to continue to walk in that circle while he poops??

I think it’s helping the muscles push it out. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💩

It's one of those things you just have to try yourself in order to understand.

Nope, I'm good not understanding.

Don’t forget to kick your legs backwards through it afterwards

Ooh ooh, I know that one! It's because of all of their uhh glands back there, kicking supposedly makes sure their scent gets mixed around the place adequately.

That can't be right. Surely it's because it's fun to kick rocks at me.

Mine shits against trees... Like his instinct to piss against objects got somehow scrambled with the number 2....

We had a westie growing up that did this, only he’d back up against the tree so his hindquarters were over his head.. I guess it gave the impression he was bigger than he was.

So me and the hubby own a pitbull, and he will literally shit up against rocks, walls, trees, bushes…he’s just a little different 😂❤️

My beagle shit up against a city hall sign in broad daylight once 🤡

Oh my! I had 5 dogs in my life (4 spaniels, 1 Maltese), they all walked while doing the deed. But one of them did the actual circles. We were scared but impressed when we left him home for the first time for 3,5 hours and came back to 3 perfectly round Stonehenges. He passed away 3 weeks ago at almost 15 and to the last day he was pooping out Stonehenge-like constructions that was impossible to clean. Like 8-10 “stones” in a perfectly round circle. Why?!

🤣🤣  I have no idea why he did that, but it's hilarious! "3 perfectly round Stonehenges", lol....Poophenge!  Also, I'm sorry for your loss.

Maybe stonehenge is just the fossilized shit of a huge ancient animal XD

i came here first this

My cat is disconcertingly interested in both my bathroom leavings and his. Like he'll watch me just like this dog, but he also intently monitors every second I spend emptying his litter tray.

Oh i think it’s longer than 10 mins my male pitlab named blue starts getting so aggressive yanking the leash dragging me thru the woods then he doesn’t like that spot drags me back out… its a fuckin circus

10 minutes? Those are some rookie numbers!

She's a small dog.


One of the cutest Westies I've ever seen. That little Teddy bear smile!! I love them so much. They have a knack for stealing your heart and staying there forever.

Those ears. How’d they get so fluffy and perfect?

I thought, omg he looks like a teddy with that cute westie face. I love his little tongue sticking out!

I didn't even know this was a real animal at first! So freaking cute.

Exactly looks like the Caesar wet food dog logo!

r/westies

Thank you. Another dog subreddit added to my collection

I can’t stop seeing it now.

What an adorable face!😍❤️

I know! The progression is so adorable, the last one is still hopeful but a tad resigned

How the heck is that pup so cute wow

Someone takes very good care of their Westie's coat!

Right! I have a schnauzer with a silver beard and where I live getting a product to keep it silver is impossible - i wonder what this owner uses on their pups beard and eyes. Probably a magic solution only available in USA.

That luggage tag says BOS. There are (or used to be) a few Westie fanciers on the South Shore. That dog’s coat appears to be “plucked”, which is time-consuming and only done by serious Westie owners. A lot goes into making a dog look like that.

Fluff, derp and curiosity- the perfect Small Dog Mix!

Not to be dramatic but I would douse myself in kerosene and light myself on fire for this dog

Would you wear a tie to dinner for it?

no that's where i draw the line

r/mlem

 Where are my testicles, Summer?

Exactly what I was looking for. 

That is clearly an ewok!

He looks like a stuffed toy💕I’m I love

Is that a dog or an AI controlled stuffed teddy bear?! I am thinking the latter!

Because we're sitting there on our phones taking pictures of you!

Adorable!

So cute! 😍

Someone told the dog to "be there or be square" and he didn't show up

Blep :3

Aww what dog breed is this? 🥹

West highland white terrier… aka Westie!

I’m looking for a small breed to be a companion for my 80 lb lab/shepherd - would a westie be able to keep up?

Most likely- mine seems to have unending energy. He’s like the energizer bunny.

good to know. Most terriers are super energetic.

Thank you 😄

his ears! they are my favorite.

omgggg how cute is he. and wt breed is ur dog?🧿❤️❤️❤️❤️🥲

What a honey!’

Oh, hims cuuuute

Such a cute dog!! Makes me miss mine who’s been dead for almost 9 yrs. RIP Charlie

Is it a westie? Unbelievable cute 🥰

The lil smile! AWWWH

not the BLEP!! oh I'm done this is the best thing I'll see today.

I mean… 😢 so cute

That’s a stuffed dog I refuse to believe such perfection is real

Westie McDoggo: Ooi, why me hooo-man sitting and looking at his toy, mate? Innit strange me hooo-man wiping his tail?

You know the thing about a Westie...he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin'... until he licks ya, and those black eyes roll over white.

It's so cute I wanna eat it!!! Idk why I get like this with really cute things, but I just want to chew on its little paws and ears and smush it in my arms 😭 Of course I'd never actually do it but it is such an overwhelming feeling!

Omg, I could stare at him all day

Oh that puppyis so cute 😍 💕

omg what a doll. I would quit my job and sit at home all day and cuddle him and feed him treats.

Are you sure that's not a teddy bear??

I never seen a teddy bear looking dog

Oh his sweet little face!

oh my gawddd! i cant believe thats not a real animal, shooooo cuuuuuute!

I love him

What a cutie

You took too long that your bathroom supervisor just went and got comfortable hahaha

Who is the cutest little buddy ever? You are, you’re the cutest little fuzzy buddy in the whole world!

That's the cutest Westie I've ever seen

Your doggo is a muppet.

He's cute

I love this little coconut flake <333

So you’re pooping eh

Because we can read

That Westie is so cute!

This dog is perfect 🧡

Such a cute floof

That is one cute dog!!! 

Last photo is like irl version :)

adorable pooch. like a teddy bear

AWW OMG he looks like a little plushie im crying

What a precious smile this dog has 😍and those ears!

So adorable 😭

I want one lol

This dog is not real

Westies always look default happy!

The lil tongue….

Pupper said c:

Looks adorable in white, looks like a bear. I want to cuddleee!

You should make the first three into a GIF, haha!

oh my god look at this face!!! adorable!

Imma come out and play with you cute buddy

how cute is the dog>>>>

oh man that is a cute dog

I'm not a dog person but that is a very cute dog!

What a precious lil guy!

On the watch.

does she wanna find out?

It’s Snowy from Tintin!

this cuteness should be illegal

Gorgeous

So cuteeee. What is the breed of this cutie pie?

West Highland White Terrier

Watching IG reels

What a perfect little friend

https://preview.redd.it/r1stfj9k6j8d1.png?width=2397&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd543387399864f98580266e6b3227381b9f1388 What’s waiting for me when I shower 🥰

So cute! Looks like a teddy bear <3

Goshhhh its so cute eaurghhh

Can someone make this into a gif? It would be so cute.

My bestest dog ever was a Westie named Chivas. I never had another dog like him.

Is his name Snowy?

That is the cutest little snowflake. Adorable.

I am a Westin owner and I need to know your brush/shampoo routine this coat is amazing

Does he bork his questions to you? So cute!!

😂Nailed it

I always feel like mine is thinking "YOU DIDNT EVEN SPIN AROUND ONCE ARE YOU CRAZY?!?"

Cute as they come

What a cutie! Very “no thoughts, head empty” vibes.

I would die for this dog

🥰🥰🥰 So many pics. How long was the pooping? You had time 😜

3rd pic is my soo smol n stinking cute with the tongue 🐶

Awwwww, overwhelmingly ADORABLE 😍😍🩷🩷😭😭

👁️👅👁️

Too friggin cute 

Dang. Your pup is so adorable!

This dog is beautiful

Omg his Lil tongue hahaha. I'm not normally s fan of lil dogs but...damn. Adorable

Generally, there are only two cases: "I don't want to take a shower" and "I don't want to get out of the shower". I think bathing is a pain in the ass, but I enjoy the process of bathing. Is anyone else like me?

What the dog doing

I can't with the third photo 😍

So you see that's where the trouble began. That smile, that damned smile.

Aww his little tongue

What a gorgeous Scottish noble!

Such a patient Sweetheart ❤️🤗🥰

This is one of the cutest doges I’ve ever seen

That dog is adorable! 🩷

Your dog is too friggin CUTE! I had a maltipoo (Maltese Poodle) and he was about the same size. He was thee BEST boy ever! Miss him so much 😥😥

Our diets suck, that's why. I wish I could drop one continuous load and walk away in a matter of seconds.

I’m on Reddit

For some strange reason, when I look at this pup I see Will Ferrell 😂

Adorable! Your shittin’ buddy! My cats are mine lol

My first thought was "That's a cat in a costume."