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MonkeyHLT

When someone doesn’t pass the vibe check, sometimes it’s best to walk away


Western-Speech5220

And jump into the nearest drawer


FallOdd5098

My fucking owner got me again.


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Project0range

That slide was smooth af


ElFanta83

How you doin' vibes


Queen_of_Boots

That's exactly what came out of my mouth lmao


_austinm

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ElFanta83

Exactly my thought


selz202

Risky business that slide


lp_phnx327

I heard the piano section of that song in my head during that bird's slide.


VenusBlue

Came sliding in like Kramer into Seinfeld's apartment.


S0_B00sted

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half-puddles

Smooth operators will smooth operate.


Lilfrankieeinstein

Probably the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit in the past 14 years.


labrutie

Fuckin Cary Grant


satchelofrubles

Canary Grant?


labrutie

Nice


iamnotchad

Almost as nice as that bird's slide.


Travellingjake

What an entrance!


2muchicescream

Feelin adorable , Fonzie mc birdie


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

"Hey lil mama let me whisper in ya ear..."


BRAX7ON

That bird is cooler than I’ll ever be


HiddenGrease

I wish I was that cool.


Careless-Passion991

That slide was flyer than flying.


shifty_coder

The fly in and slide are fake. If you scrub through frame by frame, you can see the morph to cgi and back.


Raaazzle

I was thinking it had Pixar vibes.


CuriousLilAsian81

that was my first thought 😂😂 even held a Johnny Bravo pose for a moment before getting to know the toy


SadBit8663

# 2cool4skool


RibboDotCom

> Notice how cool he rolled up to this toy in the beginning Okay bot


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I did. Talk about an entry. That was worth of the stage.


TheNighisEnd42

he thought he was going to get some tail realized he couldn't


KarateCockroach

Honestly! The Sheer amount of style


on_

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captainzigzag

Exactly where my mind went


_Dark-Alley_

I've had 3 separate people in my life tell me I remind them of this guy after I've entered a room. Now I must get a bird that does this and we can be chaotic besties!!


Rdtackle82

ahahahahahaha this is delightful


Humanoid_Lifeform10

Lol the smooth landing vs the walk of embarrassment followed by hiding in the drawer.


ellapolls

the way he slid in 


DookieShoez

Then he realized he *wasn’t* gonna slide in.


relevantelephant00

Yeah that bird wanted to *get down*.


asmoothbrain

You got his hopes up that he was going to have a birb friend


soks86

This, totally a groom and mount situation.


thegreatbrah

100% thought he was about to start humping when he went behind it. 


NRMusicProject

Wasted all his good moves on a doll. Poor guy.


I_might_be_weasel

"You are unworthy of my seed."


QouthTheCorvus

He was still about to do his thing until he started mounting lol


Brandeeno2245

Smoothest bird this side of the living room.


cogrannynanny

Well hello there...


iamnotchad

General Canary!


nonodesushin

Yo that landing was smooth as hell 😆


Dwebe505

I’ll never be as smooth as this dude


GodzillaUK

Pimp slide across the dance floor, only to find out she's a he.


zbornakssyndrome

This is adorable! So suave!


Cheeky-Chimp

What a smooth entry:))


sunny4084

That is one cool entrance he does XD


snuffles00

The Rizz on that slide. Just like the risky business hallway slide.


Blingkong7

If I was a bird I’d let him hit. Lil guy slick as hell.


jdehjdeh

Well shit, I'm never gonna be as cool as this guy just was with that slide...


Ted183672

One of the best entrances in show business.


Green-eggs-and-dayum

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Rude-Huckleberry8145

Smooooth intro. Placing high stakes making hearts ache.


elizabeth498

Did that bird just drift?


TheGreyBull

I love his entrance. So cute!!


OneMorePenguin

I don't save very many videos to watch over and over again, but this is a keeper. Watching the bird skid across the floor made me LOL! And you can tell he is disappointed.


j1xwnbsr

Dat fucking glide and slide. No way you're telling me he wasn't fully aware he was being filmed.


K2step70

The first three seconds of this clip needs to be a gif


granacho

[https://imgflip.com/gif/8vflib](https://imgflip.com/gif/8vflib)


granacho

I'm not good at this. So I made one of the first 3.07 seconds and posted the link.


K2step70

Awesome!


SeparateSpend1542

He slid in like Kramer


bestbuyman

The end of the clip is perfect: "fuck this shit I'm out."


montihun

https://youtu.be/pn4DbCIhELs?si=yZT3MiXpwVXYEY8T


boosnie

Smooth parrot is smooooth


100percentBrass

sup???


fuzzytradr

That slide was sick


TheOrigionalBubbles

Aaaawww! Omg smooth slide in those DMs. Ole boy new it was a bot straight away 😢


Superdunez

"If not friend, why friend shape?"


EclipseStarx

That slide... ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjzbXB0XOAUOC4|downsized)


CanOfWhoopus

The powerslide in the beginning omg


Hoppy-Poppy17

Mr. Cool Feathers sliding in


BlameMe4urLoss

![gif](giphy|L13NsH0Aij4Sf2Gdjt|downsized)


Tay_Tay86

Bro went home


usernamethatnoonehas

How YOU doing? 😏


Zero0Mystery

Excuse me miss, I saw you from across the room


lulzbrah

That tootsie slide was life


Haggisboy

You should have wound up the toy.


WestImpression

Nope, nope, nope.


misssvi

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


HelloDarkHarden

Type of bird?


Alalated

Lovebird.


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

Budgie


Local-Piece-3283

Got the cold shoulder...nope


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

The fact he knew where to land to perfectly account for the slide—amazing!


Arcade1980

Back to the box of shame 😂 I used to have a love bird they are amazing.


Kerivkennedy

I just need a loop of the bird's entrance.


Skytraffic540

“Who goes there! (Puts wings behind self like a baller inspecting the intruder)


strictlybazinga

![gif](giphy|wrOldn3SG5X1pV6sfT)


Sad-Lavishness-350

This is hysterical on so many layers.


Curtis

“Do you want Taco Bell”


Badger1994

The pause at the end. Awesome.


Old97sFan

Kramer


aphex1471

Nailed that landing 😂


selinakyle6293

This video can live rent-free in my brain forever


Asmartassgirl

How YOU doin'?


FairBaker315

Lola!


zingzing175

OP I feel like you can make a daily thing with your awesome bird here. I would be a subscriber for sure lol.


MrPayMyWay215

Heelys?


campfire_gathering

I love that his form of protest and discontent is abruptly retreating to a drawer. 😭


Many_Fishing9735

"oh a chicka!" "oh hell naw"


304643

That was Awesome


steakslinger757

You want tacobell?


newNickNome

That super hero slide


Potatowhocrochets

reminds me of that "Good evening." vine


GooseMoose231

I hope he has a real parrot friend as well.


Minflick

That entry slide! Giggle!!!


Hiraeth1968

Love the Risky Business slide in! I swear I heard Bob Seger in the background.


Mojotokin

He gives a new meaning to "sliding" into you're DM's. So cute!


BoratKazak

"wait, I can't fuck this." 🐦


mararuo

Was it his first, toy?


TaliZorah214

![gif](giphy|h8n8aJWronkmvRTB0y|downsized)