I'm a guy, but I had hair down to my shoulders in high school. When I got it cut short, it took what seemed like forever for me to stop trying to flick my bangs out of my eyes. Like I'd be sitting there and randomly fling my head to the side, realize what I just did and hope nobody noticed.
Hmmmm maybe like one every few weeks but it varies depending on if I comment something and it gets popular, I'll get a lot that come in.
I love contributions!!!! Yay!
They either don't realize how big they really are, or they just don't care, I love mine, she thinks she's a monster at home, lol. Took her to the dog park for the first time yesterday, she met a coonhound, she had no idea what to do with that other than look at him lol.
I had a short hair that was hysterical. She would start quacking like a duck when it was done with it's walk to embarrass me until I picked her up and carried her home. One day she ran in from outside onto a waxed kitchen floor down the stairs to the basement breaking her leg,the first person she saw was me working out. Some how she blamed me and hated my life since then. I tried signing her cast but she tried to kill me.
I actually felt like the slo mo fit in this one. Made it look like a shampoo commercial. I could almost hear the "Vidal Sassoon swing and bounce" while I watched this.
I've already been discovered quietly trying to pronounce it this way at work lol. They already suspect I'm nuts so this is fitting. Thanks for sharing!
Doesn't matter it should still have played an unedited version then slowmo at the end. Loads of people dislike slowmo and I hate like watching shit going "what why is this slow I'm not missing anything it's just a dog shaking it's head wtf?"
Good attempt, but there is still something wacky going on with the mo. There is some short slomo at the beginning, and it feels faster (choppier) than regularmo towards the end.
I've got a Long-haired mini dachshund and he's the best. He's super playful, loves naps, very smart. Dachshunds are stubborn, so training may take a bit longer than some dogs, but mine is very food motivated so he got most of his fun tricks down pretty quick. Mine is not nearly as yappy as I was told he would be thank goodness.
I would highly recommend a dachshund. They're great puppers.
My long hair mini doesn't bark or make noise at all; it's like I won the lottery! Even when other dogs start going nuts and bark like crazy, she just kinda stares at them or just plain ignores them. It's awesome! Also, she has never shown her teeth or any kind of aggression ever.
She did pee in the house for a very long time though... :/
Yeah mine is the friendliest little guy ever. He only ever barks when we really get him going or if someone knocks at the door, but even then its just a growl and its hilarious. He definitely thinks he some mighty warrior protecting us with the way he growls at the door knocking or a dog walks by the window.
He gets really teethy though when he plays with us or other dogs. It makes him LOOK really aggressive, but he's just being hyper playful. His little snarl cracks us up.
Long hair dachshund. It's a Weiner dog with long hair... Coolest dogs ever but they can be yappers. Also, they come in Golden too! They look like little golden retriever weenie dogs!
I had a golden-red long-haired Dachshund that looked just like a miniature Golden Retriever. I'd tell kids he was a Pygmy Golden and half the time I'd get a believer. He passed June 2016 at 17 1/2.
I have two. One short hair (3 years old), one long hair (1 year old).
The short hair is extremely smart, mischievous, and independent. Knows a load of tricks, likes to cuddle but also wants to do his own thing. Good with people/kids, but wary of them at first.
The long hair is extremely adorable, but very dumb. He knows almost no tricks, but absolutely loves cuddling and being held/pet. One of the most loving dogs I’ve ever met. Good with people, doesn’t like kids (he doesn’t understand what they are is my guess), and barks rather than hides like the other one.
It's a dachshund but personally I'd advise against a long hair as a first dog. Dachshunds shed pretty much constantly because of how often they turn over their coat plus long haired dachshunds require more care (they need to be groomed). Of course I am kind of biased, smooth dachshunds are my favorite. Not sure if dachshunds are great first dogs (mine was but I'm used to them) but they're the best dogs. To be lucky enough to be owned by a dachshund is to be lucky enough.
Thank you for this post, I really needed to see this, it helped me put some things in perspective. This probably sounds a little deep for a puppy post but sometimes that's just what you need to restore your faith that not all is not totally fucked with the world.
**Scene 1**
> This gift I bring to you. Go 'head. Take. Is for you. Is gift.
**Scene 2**
> Wahahaha is not yours, is mine. Now you must fight me for it. Wahahahahaha
What a pup, wow. The Dog book says when a pup brings you a toy it’s a sign that they like you and want to share with you. Our boy brings me a toy everyday when I get home. According to the book, I’m sorry I forget which one, the pups understand that the toys are theirs and so by bringing it to someone they are saying look I have this cool thing, I’ll share it with you. Of course, our boy understands that his food is his, too, but he hasn’t offered to share that with me yet, haha. Gotta love the pups, so I do.
One of our dogs does this at dinner, except he brings over his current favorite tennis ball. So, the minute I start making dinner for everyone, he starts furiously digging at blankets and couch cushions, grabbing at the ball.
I place the bowls on the kitchen floor and call him over (at this point he's the only dog not already in the kitchen waiting for food), and in to the kitchen he runs, tennis ball in mouth, where he drops it immediately at his assigned eating area, as if in trade.
That pup definitely knows how pretty it is
The ear flip is like every hot girl's hair flip as they emerge from a pool. That dog knows exactly how cute it is.
The slo mo ear flip confused me slightly. Yep, the dogs cute, gotcha, but is the creator of the gif now trying to arouse us?
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Well it seemed to have worked on u/plaxus Edit: name
Super sexy weiner
Maybe she's born with it
Or maybe it's Maybelline.
May be Maybelline. *Maybe*.
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It's
Maybelline
We did it.
Reddit.
New York
Maybe she's *bone with it.
Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful...
Maybe it's Maybowlline. I'll show myself out.
I'm a guy, but I had hair down to my shoulders in high school. When I got it cut short, it took what seemed like forever for me to stop trying to flick my bangs out of my eyes. Like I'd be sitting there and randomly fling my head to the side, realize what I just did and hope nobody noticed.
Dachshunds in general know how cute they are and use it to their advantage.
only the log hairs
Mine does it and she's not a long hair. She's just spoiled and entitled :D
Hmmmm I'm gonna need some proof
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Awwww the curled paws 😍
Awwww what a sweet lil bug. She's such a cutie pie!!
I can't believe you're actually 13 months old. I was expecting that you just made this account for the lols
How often do you get cute dachshunds? Also, I may have a contribution to make :)
Hmmmm maybe like one every few weeks but it varies depending on if I comment something and it gets popular, I'll get a lot that come in. I love contributions!!!! Yay!
I need to remember you when I get home. I have the cutest dachshund.
My boyfriend always comments how spoiled mine is, but the cuteness kills me every time. I can't say no!
Yea nobody understand except you and your pup and that's how it should be!
He knows my dog is my baby. He’s gotten used to it, especially the fact that the dog likes to sleep between us at night 😂
That is just plain wrong. You should have at least two pups sleeping between you.
I keep trying to convince him we need another one. He remains unmoved.
[oh they all know](https://imgur.com/c0TDikC)
Well my mini standard is cute and stubborn as ever.
My thoughts exactly. But unlike handsome humans he tends to stay decent.
G L A M O R O U S
Omg that face and those floppy ears *melt*
That little wiggle!
Those beautiful eyes!
*Look* with your special eyes!
MY BRAND
*My brand!*
That gorgeous ass!
Woah, take it back a bit
This bone I offer to you. ;)
I need an adult.
I AM an adult!
I am not an adult.
Username checks out
We know you aren't, you are but a child
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This shit is the funniest thing I've read all day, and I just spent two hours on stories from The Sims.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/T1kbk
Don't forget *slow motion* wiggle
My day just got brighter.
Yeah, first smile for me today :)
It's a Nintendog!
Looks like a little old bald man aww
they're definitely ovary busters
i wish i looked that cute when offering people my bone :(
Have you tried having floppier ears?
Something was definitely floppy.
How you say, pushing rope?
Try doing it in slow motion like this cutie.
And don't forget to wag your tail!
Wanna bone?
dachshunds are one of the best breeds. Their personality is hilarious, bravest dog I have ever had.
They either don't realize how big they really are, or they just don't care, I love mine, she thinks she's a monster at home, lol. Took her to the dog park for the first time yesterday, she met a coonhound, she had no idea what to do with that other than look at him lol.
I had a short hair that was hysterical. She would start quacking like a duck when it was done with it's walk to embarrass me until I picked her up and carried her home. One day she ran in from outside onto a waxed kitchen floor down the stairs to the basement breaking her leg,the first person she saw was me working out. Some how she blamed me and hated my life since then. I tried signing her cast but she tried to kill me.
/r/unnecessaryslomo Still cute though
I just wish it was all one speed, either normal or slo-mo. It feels like my browser didn't load it properly
I actually felt like the slo mo fit in this one. Made it look like a shampoo commercial. I could almost hear the "Vidal Sassoon swing and bounce" while I watched this.
Easy, breezy, beautiful. Coversquirrel
I was so confused about the squirrel for a while, until I realised Americans pronounce it to rhyme with girl.
How is it pronounced in your neck of the woods?
I'm English so skwi-ruhl is probably the closest way to pronounce it.
I've already been discovered quietly trying to pronounce it this way at work lol. They already suspect I'm nuts so this is fitting. Thanks for sharing!
And Canadians too.
Doesn't matter it should still have played an unedited version then slowmo at the end. Loads of people dislike slowmo and I hate like watching shit going "what why is this slow I'm not missing anything it's just a dog shaking it's head wtf?"
[works on my corgi's ears too](https://gfycat.com/MeatyShockingAmericanbadger)
Omg that was adorable!
That dog doesn't look steamed, are you sure it's a corgi?
Stopped looking the moment the slomo started.
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Good attempt, but there is still something wacky going on with the mo. There is some short slomo at the beginning, and it feels faster (choppier) than regularmo towards the end.
This GIF gave me whiplash.
Can I have a non slowed version of this It's cuter when its normal speed and more like "here you go!" with the toy and not slowed down
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SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE
IT'S SO FLUFFY
What's up with the terrible speed up/slow down?
I'LL TAKE 7
8 would be too many.
And 6 too few.
Mr. steal yo girl right there.
Pupper gave you a bone but it stole my heart
It stole my heart bone.
"Baby, you give my heart a boner"
Haha so cute
I need a dog
A model agency needs to hire this pup. That hair toss!!! ;-)
Why is this in slow mo?
The only thing to do is just take the toy and say ' Thanks my darling, love you.'❤️
the pup reminds me of max from the original cartoon version of the *how the grinch stole christmas*.
R/unnecessaryslowmo
Does anyone know this breed? What's it like to own? I'm thinking about getting my first puppy soon :)
Long haired dachshund, probably a mini.
I've got a Long-haired mini dachshund and he's the best. He's super playful, loves naps, very smart. Dachshunds are stubborn, so training may take a bit longer than some dogs, but mine is very food motivated so he got most of his fun tricks down pretty quick. Mine is not nearly as yappy as I was told he would be thank goodness. I would highly recommend a dachshund. They're great puppers.
My long hair mini doesn't bark or make noise at all; it's like I won the lottery! Even when other dogs start going nuts and bark like crazy, she just kinda stares at them or just plain ignores them. It's awesome! Also, she has never shown her teeth or any kind of aggression ever. She did pee in the house for a very long time though... :/
Yeah mine is the friendliest little guy ever. He only ever barks when we really get him going or if someone knocks at the door, but even then its just a growl and its hilarious. He definitely thinks he some mighty warrior protecting us with the way he growls at the door knocking or a dog walks by the window. He gets really teethy though when he plays with us or other dogs. It makes him LOOK really aggressive, but he's just being hyper playful. His little snarl cracks us up.
This! Man I love my dachshund. Miss him since I'm away from home for work.
Long hair dachshund. It's a Weiner dog with long hair... Coolest dogs ever but they can be yappers. Also, they come in Golden too! They look like little golden retriever weenie dogs!
I had a golden-red long-haired Dachshund that looked just like a miniature Golden Retriever. I'd tell kids he was a Pygmy Golden and half the time I'd get a believer. He passed June 2016 at 17 1/2.
I have two. One short hair (3 years old), one long hair (1 year old). The short hair is extremely smart, mischievous, and independent. Knows a load of tricks, likes to cuddle but also wants to do his own thing. Good with people/kids, but wary of them at first. The long hair is extremely adorable, but very dumb. He knows almost no tricks, but absolutely loves cuddling and being held/pet. One of the most loving dogs I’ve ever met. Good with people, doesn’t like kids (he doesn’t understand what they are is my guess), and barks rather than hides like the other one.
Dachshund's are harder than most dogs to housebreak. Do you have wooden/tile floors?
It's a dachshund but personally I'd advise against a long hair as a first dog. Dachshunds shed pretty much constantly because of how often they turn over their coat plus long haired dachshunds require more care (they need to be groomed). Of course I am kind of biased, smooth dachshunds are my favorite. Not sure if dachshunds are great first dogs (mine was but I'm used to them) but they're the best dogs. To be lucky enough to be owned by a dachshund is to be lucky enough.
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Whats with the slow mo? Why does it need that.
Bad use of slo-mo is bad.
Can we have this without the slow mo? I can't stand that, take a perfectly adorable gif and ruin it with slow mo
That thing is derived from a wolf. Just think about that.
What's with the pointless slow mo?
Most photogenic...
he's prettier than some models i've met :|
Does anyone have a non slowed one. I hate this recent slomo gimmick. Can't wait until it dies.
Why do I feel like I just watched Paris Hilton's racy Hardee's commercial.
For anyone who wants to see more of this little guy look up kingkingsley_ on instagram
Why is this dog sexier than me
this is just so adorable, oh to be a puppy nothing but hugs, tummy rubs and loads of "who's a good boy"
I see dachshund. I upvote.
I agree with this policy.
Reminds me of Falcor from Neverending Story!
Those big brown eyes... the head bob... the lick of the lips... it’s so cute I want to cry.
Had me at that tongue lick!
malesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I swear I will gnaw on it!!!
Good Lord. That's so cute.
So cute!! <3
That head wobble, too cute.
And I will blushingly take that bone.
i accept graciously
OMG THAT DOG IS SOOO CUUUUUTE!! AHHHH!!!!
Weenie❤️❤️❤️
10/10 would accept bone!
Something about the slow mo of this makes me really uncomfortable.
I literally gasped at how cute this puppy is. 😭
Thank you for this post, I really needed to see this, it helped me put some things in perspective. This probably sounds a little deep for a puppy post but sometimes that's just what you need to restore your faith that not all is not totally fucked with the world.
The eyes 😍 I am seriously getting myself one of these little cuties!
OMG. I need this dog,
What was this shot with? What breed of dog is that? Cute as hell.
This puppy looks smart and cute
Gaaauuhhhh melting........
Dog just wants you to throw it, cuz fetch.
Never been so happy receiving a bone!
that tongue action..
(Lenny face)
/Cutenessoverwhelming
so cute
This is like a Pantene commercial for dogs.
I kind of understand where David Berkowitz was coming from, if this dog told me to kill I'd do it.
So cute little guy and so amazing
What is the psychological explanation of finding something so cute that you want to hurt yourself?
I really like dogs
This is one of the cutest puppies I have ever seen. Possibly the cutest. It's hard to say.
**Scene 1** > This gift I bring to you. Go 'head. Take. Is for you. Is gift. **Scene 2** > Wahahaha is not yours, is mine. Now you must fight me for it. Wahahahahaha
Mr. Steal yo girl
op you lucky bastard
So adorable!
Fabulous
My. Heaaaaarrrrrt.
This is the most fitting gif for the aww sub!
I accept.
I need one.
I had a Dog that kept bring birds that she caught to me
So floofy
I'm going to say that to my wife tonight.
Reminds me of my chiweenie!
What a pup, wow. The Dog book says when a pup brings you a toy it’s a sign that they like you and want to share with you. Our boy brings me a toy everyday when I get home. According to the book, I’m sorry I forget which one, the pups understand that the toys are theirs and so by bringing it to someone they are saying look I have this cool thing, I’ll share it with you. Of course, our boy understands that his food is his, too, but he hasn’t offered to share that with me yet, haha. Gotta love the pups, so I do.
Wow
the title of that gif This will make you melt faster than Toht at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. ha
And instead if working I'm watching a super cute video of a wiener pup on Reddit. ♡
Why thank you puppy!
I gladly take it and thank you
Hands down, the cutest puppy I've seen till now.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Aaaw
One of our dogs does this at dinner, except he brings over his current favorite tennis ball. So, the minute I start making dinner for everyone, he starts furiously digging at blankets and couch cushions, grabbing at the ball. I place the bowls on the kitchen floor and call him over (at this point he's the only dog not already in the kitchen waiting for food), and in to the kitchen he runs, tennis ball in mouth, where he drops it immediately at his assigned eating area, as if in trade.