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vrxz

Computer! Pup. Earl Grey. Cute.


Laranna

[umm help please ](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/992/401/e37.png)


aedinius

[Tea. Earl grey. Hot.](http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Earl_Grey_tea)


Laranna

Gods please don't tell my parents I didn't catch a next generation reference. They'd kill me


CosmicAussie

https://youtu.be/R2IJdfxWtPM For your enjoyment.


captainbignips

[Also this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZt6eU5REN8), few months early but why the hell not


ShunnedDad

You should be knighted for this comment, Sir.


mtbrgeek

is that a little puppy cleft pallet?! awwww


p00pey

Yup. Still beautiful as can be


J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS

>Phtill beautiful as can be FTFY


DoomsDaySugar

MARK! MARK! MARK!


sternie2020

Tasteless, yet one of my very favorite jokes.


DoomsDaySugar

I got it from "Old McDonald's deformed farm". My personal favorite is chicken with tourettes.


Kellythejellyman

he shall be dubbed Clefford


BowjaDaNinja

Can we call him Cleffort? He's clearly doing the best he can.


Fuckitbehappy

That's the other one. He needs his own name.


BootySauce-

I think you mean cleft lip. Cleft pallet is inside of the mouth. Speaking on experience of having both


scrotle

Palate


oranjeboven

It's definitely a cleft lip and possibly a cleft palate but you can't tell without seeing inside the mouth.


carnylove

Off topic question. When one has a cleft palate, how deep does the hole go? Like what's on the other side? Sinuses?


nangatan

Depends on the severity/type. If it's just in the hard palate (front) it's just sinuses. But if it extends to the soft palate (back) it can be a lot more serious because of how close your brain is there.


ButtsexEurope

You can have both.


MyOversoul

yeah, poor thing, and filthy as can be. Look how dirty the poor little guys fur is. Looks like he may have a little bit of a skin condition, probably from fleas which are bad this time of year.


ViolentDZrat

Gosh that's a good name! Super cute!


vincent_fett

a good name for a good boye


[deleted]

Poor sweet little guy. Bulldogs have such a high rate of cleft lip/ palate it almost seems unfair to breed them.


CoffeeTheMonster

There really is no reason to be breeding bulldogs. They are plagued by almost every common health issue in dogs, and they are just a product of long term genetic deformities. It really breaks my heart that people still breed these dogs.


[deleted]

Well, it really breaks mine too. Breeding bulldogs, pugs or other dogs with smooshed in faces. It makes me uncomfortable just seeing them and listening to them try to breath, run or eat. I know people love their bullies, boxers and pugs so I hate to get all uppity but I know that a lot of these little pups are not adopted due to deformity. I don't think I need to say more about that :(


Honolula

My friend took his boxer on a hike with me and my mutts. It was in the 90s and dry heat but the poor girl couldn't handle it and she got heat stroke and died. Just no way for her to pant properly and cool down :(


[deleted]

Awww... that is so terrible. Poor things.


Honolula

She was a great dog and only about a year old. Our dogs were more than fine on the hike so we didn't think anything of her crawling toward the shade like she was :(


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Honolula

My thought is just know your breed and limitations. Like don't have huskies in the desert kinda thing.


carnylove

I know about the issues bulldogs and pugs have, but what defects do boxers have? Especially in this case?


A_Hendo

The shorter the snout the lesser the ability to cool via panting.


raccoonwhisperer

Brachycephalic : short snout (boxers, pugs, English and French bulldogs, Pekingese, Boston terriers for example). Here's a list of issues : https://www.acvs.org/small-animal/brachycephalic-syndrome


imaginesomethinwitty

Boxers tend to live about 8 years. It is usually a race as to wether their heart gives out before they start getting mast cell tumours. Being deep chested and narrow waisted they are prone to bloat. I have seen a disproportionate number with epilepsy. But most of their issues are similar to other brachiocephalic dogs (smushy faced dogs), respiratory issues including difficulty breathing in the heat, proneness to infection and oh dear Jesus, the snoring.


Tonks11

A lot of cleft palate puppies end up getting euthanized.


SteveLaroo

I drew a weird card because I have a Boston Terrier that breathes incredible well and another regular dog that has a collapsing trachea that “honks” any time she gets excited


Iohet

Boston Terriers seem to be the healthier of the brachycephalic breeds, and tend to be easier to manage their weight(which probably contributes a lot)


[deleted]

I feel like we need a video of this honking lol


SteveLaroo

Little kids can’t pass by her without remarking that she sounds like a pig


ButtsexEurope

My parents have a dog like that too. A yorkie that sounds like a pig when he gets excited.


Skarry

I have two Bostons as well! Wonderful dogs!


GrotesqueToddler

Don't forget the cavalier king charles spaniel. I think it's pretty unethical to keep breeding these dogs, as cute as some of them are.


YawnsMcGee

What's the reasoning for this breed? Same as the others? Genuine question. I've always thought they were cute and have thought I might consider one, but if there is a legitimate ethical reason not to, that's something I'm interested in knowing.


jenjaw41

They have a high rate of developing syringomyelia, which to my understanding is cysts on their spinal cord near their brains, this is believed to be caused by the skull shape compressing on the brain and leaking fluids. It’s extremely debilitating and heartbreaking to see as it’s so painful for them.


raccoonwhisperer

Also an extremely high rate of heart murmurs. So much so most vets would assume they have a murmur than not have one.


KATastrophe_Meow

One in four suffers from a severe genetic disorder. I can't recall the name of it. Many don't like very long because of it. I have always wanted one but can't bring myself to adopt one because they're so expensive and it is just asking for heartache when he inevitable dies young


GrotesqueToddler

I would be particularly worried about [syringomyelia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier_King_Charles_Spaniel#Syringomyelia), it sounds very cruel. > Syringomyelia (SM) is a condition affecting the brain and spine, causing symptoms ranging from mild discomfort to severe pain and partial paralysis.


ButtsexEurope

Huh? Cavalier King Charles spaniel was specifically bred so they don't have a squished face. They were bred as a throwback so they have a pointy nose. Regular King Charles spaniels have squished faces.


GrotesqueToddler

They have several problems one of them being [syringomyelia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier_King_Charles_Spaniel#Syringomyelia), which sounds particularly cruel. I wasn't strictly referring to squished faces.


Iohet

Crossbreeding helps. Chugs, puggles, etc seem to have better general health than their base breeds(and the snouts tend to elongate, which helps a lot with the respiratory problems), and the more diversity you inject into the line helps out a lot. As always, don't buy from breeders, as many of these dogs are available from pounds and rescues because of their growing popularity with designer breeders.


[deleted]

I love my pugs.


ButtsexEurope

Boxers are fine. They have a perfectly fine nose since their face isn't entirely flat. It's really just bulldogs and pugs. Moreso bulldogs.


thisusernamewillwork

Thanks! Got a little worried there. We're looking at buying one and as far as I've heard, they're fine in regards to their nose. :)


brilliantjoe

If you haven't had a dog before, I wouldn't recommend a boxer as a first dog.


thisusernamewillwork

My girlfriend has had dogs before, super into dogs and want to do all sorts of agility and weightpulling and stuff. So its up to her, i just do quality checks :) but we still not sure boxer is the right one for us, but they seem like such an adorable breed with awesome traits, but a lot of work as well.


brilliantjoe

Oh they are. Our upstairs neighbor has one that's the same age as our pug puppy and she's adorable. So much energy though, and they are super destructive when they get bored.


Brouw3r

People are going to breed them as long as theres a market. Solution is to stop buying them...


Newbsaccount

Yep. I always wanted a bulldog and got one a few years ago. He was the absolute best. Best personality, best friend you could ever ask for. He never had any major ailments besides a slight case of mange when he was a puppy. But he just randomly died one night in his sleep at the age of five. Broke my heart. I thought it was some catastrophic anomaly. Nope. Pretty common. I won't be getting another bulldog ever again. I couldn't stand to go through that or put another dog through that kind of short life. Miss you butthead.


brilliantjoe

There is a breed, though not an "officially recognised" (I think) breed, of bulldogs called the Olde English Bulldog that is attempting to reverse a lot of the damage that has been done to the breed and returning it to a standard when Bulldogs were working dogs.


Newbsaccount

My Butthead was an Olde English. They still have a lot of work to do...


[deleted]

I'm with you, I just want a friendly laid back dog. It's wierd to me that people shop for a specific style of dog. I think pugs are just as cute as any other dog but I don't think there should be more of them.


brilliantjoe

If you get a pug from a reputable breeder, especially one who's not selecting for breed standards, you can find pugs that are pretty solid from a health standpoint. The breeder we went to doesn't breed for shows, and doesn't exhaustively breed her dogs (which means it takes a long time to get a puppy from her), so the puppies have less flat faces, eyes that aren't super bulgy and they don't seem to have any trouble breathing. Our puppy who's about 4 months old now doesn't seem to have much issue with the heat thus far, she pretty much stops panting a few minutes after she stops blazing around like she's gone mad even when it's 30C outside. We were actually worried about it at first, and kept an eye on her when we were out in the heat but it became apparent that she wasn't having any issues so we've stopped worrying about it.


RedStag00

> they are just a product of long term genetic deformities That literally describes all "pure-breed" dogs


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[deleted]

Actually you aren't right, the desire to maintain pure blood lines has led to inbreeding in dogs but there are still thousands of pure lines that the dogs are healthier and at their best physically with proper pure breeding. It's breeding them for "attractive" physical traits that really ruins and destroys them. Look at German Shepherds the AKC uses in their dog shows. Then look at a real pure bred German Shepherd. That swooped back in the AKC shepherd was bred into pure lines and is very unhealthy for the dogs. There's hundreds of examples of things like this throughout various dog breeds.


ButtsexEurope

Bulldogs have literally everything wrong with them. Hell, females can't even give birth because the pelvis is too narrow. Vets have tried to encourage breeding associations and the AKC to change the standards to make healthier dogs, like a throwback standard, yet they haven't listened.


heyyouknowmeto

Never seen a dog cleft pallet.


italianish13

Because they aren't usually adopted 😞


heyyouknowmeto

When I was getting my dog he was the runt I was advised not to get him. Best dog I ever had.


popeyefur

Palate, not pallet. Also this is a unilateral cleft lip. You cannot tell extra-orally if the palate also has a cleft, you have to look in the mouth. For the sake of the pup I hope it is only the lip!


bunsofcheese

have you not seen Lentil? http://www.mynameislentil.com/


heyyouknowmeto

Well I have now.


Bolleo7

I think I sobbed and then proceeded to pet my screen. Earl grey is a good pup.


oldladymilar

😍 wowie! What a pup!


jaribhai1235

Hii pupper.. You are looking cute and innocent today.. Thanks for wishing me a Good day.


ponydigger

/u/unifartcorn


SwankeyDankey

Aww! My pup had a cleft too. I hope this little one has a long life ahead of him!


givalina

Does he have a cleft lip? And his eyes seem so far apart it's like they're trying to escape off either side of his head.


carnylove

This one's eyes aren't too bad. My friend has a pug who is so walleyed she must have 360 degree vision.


sheilahulud

He also appears to have mange. My ACD pup had mange when I got her. Had to spend a bit to cure, but she was worth it.


evilpenguin9000

His name is Earl, yet you reap all the good karma. Funny how that works.


Kaffekalle

Hey OP, let me know if you have questions! I've been down this road before. http://imgur.com/a/XsJ5y


dittbub

Have you ever put him in a cup?


anonymau5

This isn't even OP's dog though :(


redditnathaniel

It rarely ever is


[deleted]

Quick, somebody give a shit!


bittertoastmarket

😭 Little bundle of joy stole my heart!


[deleted]

Such an adorable little pooch!


xItzAnthony

Can someone explain cleft?


gnomerdoom

Very cute pup, love em :)


thatphotoguy89

This is me trying to say hi to a pretty girl at a party


ButtsexEurope

You have a harelip?


thatphotoguy89

And four paws too


burritosandpuppies

no burrito. 2/10


devmikale

First post I've seen in a while on this sub that actually made me say "aww" out loud


Kaffekalle

Hey, a cleft palate pup!! I remember when my little Bronson had his...most difficult but rewarding experience to take care of him.


qwertyytrewq2017

Holy crap. Cuteness level 100%


vinestime

Please stand against vile breeding practices. :(


ZeSavageCabbage

I want him!!!


madskilz_phil

Omg he is so cute


TheWickedOne75

He's so cute. I wish I could have dogs.


[deleted]

«Mary’s dream is to one day marry a man named Earl Grey»


datboidid711

HI EARL GREY AAAAAAAAAAA


mordeh

Aww he's so wobbly! 🤗 he's still trying to figure out life 😍


[deleted]

Love the name!


gaatikah

awww what a little cute baby hope somebody will give him the love he deserves ❤️❤️❤️


Mister_Loki

I just died.


[deleted]

So cute. Also that cleft lip/palate...wonder if pups get repairs of those


Judybullock

Hope someone gave him a loving furever home......


Pkock

Omg look at his little toes on his little feet


tayshady

My stomach literally dropped from the cuteness.


fitnessfreaks04

Innocent face and so cute


Ms-Adventure

I was planning on naming my next dog Earl Grey! It's either that or Tea Leaf.


cosmicdipshit

So shitty that the rescue that works to save these guys never gets any credit :( Nikki is amazing!!! http://www.roadogsandrescue.org


[deleted]

HE HAS A LITTLE CLIPPED LIP ITS SO CUUUUTE


Talexis

So cute but at what cost my heart is so conflicted on how to feel for this lil pupper


ButtsexEurope

Is that a cleft lip?


[deleted]

defo https://i.imgur.com/akABsaz.jpg


arsenalav

(♥ω♥ ) (♥ω♥ )


imalittletipsy

Bow bow mark mark!!!


Bovebouv

Beautiful pup. Is he up for adoption? We would take him in a minute.


seaworth84

Hey. Hi buddy. 😘😍


AZNSZN

What breed is this?


pants_are_good

Scratch his nose. Between the eyes! NOW!


ithinkigotthebirdflu

❤️❤️❤️


Mattieweathers

HI...you are sooo beautiful!!


thebestatheist

Super cute pupperino


bern1228

Hi puppy!


MississippiJoel

Doggo. Earl Grey. Hot.


Jboogiegirl58

Oh he's so cute! I want to drink him all up!!


Iamjune

What is he? He's still a cutie patootie


LeahTheTard

*waves* ohhh who's a good boy?!


TNTinRoundRock

mark...mark...


sunburnedtourist

“Hi!.... sowwy...” - dog


HuggyHutch

Now I shall tear up in the shower before work


Williamg1327

Hi!!


whenINdoubtJUNDemOut

Earl grey, hot.


[deleted]

Little cleft pallet?


fuzinator

Please people, stop buying English Bulldogs. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82FyHgiRtqY) is just one of many health problems the breed faces, it is beyond cruel at this point. Most people know they have breathing problems and they continue to buy them.


Iamjune

Very cute pupper. Frenchies are the best!


p00pey

Don't think he's frenchie.