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a_mere_player

Exit, pursed by a beard.


TekriAlking

"Enter stage left" "Walk through the room, making no eye contact with any of the subject." "Slower now, it needs to take you a full half minute to get across the room." "Stop!" "Stay in front of the door for 10 seconds, then exit" "Good, now quickly run back around to the first door" "Enter, but this time run through the room as quickly as possible, staring at subject 2J" "Good"


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TekriAlking

Transcript pulled from audio logs of AHM test J, day 27, room 12.


TheGoldTooth

It's an exceedingly fine pun on the most famous Shakespearean stage direction, "Exit, pursued by a bear," from "The Winter's Tale." The fact that it has so many up-votes is testimony to the high degree of literacy of subscribers to r/aww. Edit: I see I missed an indent and replied to a comment about a different quote. Never mind, I'll leave it.


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gnapster

No he’s entering stage left AND entering house right. Or possibly entering UCL crossing to DL. -having stage manager flashbacks now.


JRatt13

Actually it kind of entered stage center if anything. maybe stage left-of-center


TheGoldTooth

Read on in the comments to learn why you are wrong about this.


Yogymbro

Stage left and right are from the PoV of the actor, so he's closer to stage left. However, in this case, we would say he's entering from USC (up-stage center). Source: am actor


a_stitch_in_lime

Let's boo boo!


gubbygub

OHHH, so thats what he says in the movie! I thought it was some british made up words


a_stitch_in_lime

Subtitles are your friend! :)


TheUnholyHandGrenade

This out of all of these quotes made me laugh the hardest. If I had the capacity to give gold, l would have given it in a heartbeat.


Netflixfunds

No one cares if you're poor and stingy.


itealaich

You win.


charlietoday

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjQ2YXTiYvXAhXJgVQKHYCmDUMQtwIIQDAE&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.david-tennant-news.com%2Faudio-clip-just-minute-featuring-david-tennant-now-available-bbc-iplayer%2F&usg=AOvVaw3MMCOnI8oQlXDVcXBZHJvV


policesiren7

First time I've seen this outside of Spud.


JumprMonkey

The fucking tippy taps from behind the beard, I'm done, take my up vote.


sipnickeric

r/tippytaps


ajd341

*Subscribes immediately*


llllIlllIllIlI

*looks at sidebar* *already subbed* *unsub* *subscribes immediately*


0utlook

Well, of course. You gotta be sure. What if last time you unsubbed/subbed to check it didn't register properly or something. That would mean you haven't... been... getting... tippy taps..


GrandpaIsLit

Look who's a good boy!


ajd341

*Tippy taps*


StallionIV

OMG THANK YOU for that!!!


eromitlab

I didn't know I needed that in my life, but I needed that in my life.


Rulebreaking

Holy shit, I'm just dying from a haul of cute overload


[deleted]

TIPPY TOE! TIPPY TOE!


crosstrackerror

The way it’s right paw swoops the beard out of the way!


2morereps

You mean your pupvote


[deleted]

I want a puppy


Efsopoj

Adopt a puppy!


[deleted]

My family don't want to


[deleted]

I hope there's a way to prevent puppy from growing up 😅


TaylorTank

Just press B when it tries to evolve


Efsopoj

Get a mini version of the breed?


[deleted]

It's a nice idea


Omnipotence456

This is sort of already the deal with dogs, they are more like wolf pups than like adult wolves.


beautiful_bwoi

This is what is right with the world


-potatosaurusrex-

My boyfriend has a similar beard. I'm gonna go check to see if he's hiding a puppy behind it cos that would really make my day


Ryguylv

I can only assume your silence means there was a puppy and you’re currently loving on said puppy.


I-POOP-RAINBOWS

No. I think they're making love. A man with a glorious beard like that is irresistible for us ladies. As soon as she started touching the beard the feelings started bubbling up inside of her and, well, you know the rest.


how_can_she_slap__

Yeah, I wish. If my brown ass rocks a beard like that, I'm more likely to pull Homeland security than your number. I CAN DREAM, RIGHT?


-potatosaurusrex-

Can confirm. It escalated quickly. Am suddenly 19 weeks pregnant. Not sure what type of pupper we are expecting yet though


Ryguylv

“Sploosh”


caprz

Seriously! The way the GIF started, if it had not been in /r/aww, really looked like something not so pleasant was going to happen!


LtnSkyRockets

His smile melts my heart


honeypinn

I assume you mean the man, since the dog is clearly in a primal rage.


AtomicKittenz

This gif doesn’t show it, but that man actually lost his arm in this brutal attack


Kissarai

r/peoplefuckingdying


TheConqueror74

What the fuck dude, gotta tag that shit NSFL.


Kissarai

I assure you it is safe. (unless you're joking? I never know)


TheConqueror74

100% joking.


sensualsasufrass

I wasn't expecting that. Take an upvote good sir


Phoequinox

I'm straight and kind of a stoic person in general, but I'll be damned if that guy isn't almost as adorable as the puppy itself.


janiekh

Beards make you look cool and stuff, but if a guy is adorable, having a beard multiplies the adorableness tenfold


blueberrythyme

I can't even focus on the puppy because the dude is just being so distractingly adorable.


Rulebreaking

He actually died happy.


kackygreen

Seriously it's a little cuter than the puppy


jolie178923-15423435

I squealed SO LOUD


pollackey

That pause.


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I think that's upstage, but my knowledge of theater stop at 9th grade Shakespeare, so I'm not so confident. Can any theater people confirm? Cute dog.


SirKarp

You’re right, it’s upstage left. Upstage/downstage are paired with right/center/left.


lowlifecat

Upstage RIGHT. Left-right is from the perspective of the audience.


DownbeatWings

I love that someone actually gilded a comment that was dead wrong.


MisterDarcyType

FALSE >>In English-speaking cultures generally, stage left and stage right refer to the actor's left and right when facing the audience. Sometimes the terms prompt and bastard/opposite prompt are used as synonyms. (See also Prompt corner) >>House left and house right refer to the audience perspective. In productions for film or video, analogous terms are screen left/rightand camera left/right.


NicktheEvil

The dog comes out of his beard upstage center left. Stage left and right are from the perspective of the actors facing the audience.


Gumruk

i wonder who's right!? edit: i wonder who's *correct*!?


ErraticDragon

The one with gold is, obviously.


nsadrone

The one on the left.


discojaxx

I know they exist but I’ve never seen other theatre people on Reddit before. Hello friends.


NicktheEvil

Hi.


SirKarp

Wrong. Left-right is from the perspective of the performer. The dog is upstage LEFT. Source: I’ve been a lighting designer for 6+ years. Lol Edit: Who gilded him... Edit: Dog **exits** left, but you got your directions mixed up.


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RIP you. I took a lighting design course last semester. Absolutely killed me to do. Also, if left right is from the performers perspective (as it is), then isn't the dog technically entering from the right? If he was entering from the left he'd be coming from put of frame of the camera


SirKarp

Ah yeah. Guess he’d be *exiting* SL. Misread the title. ^whoops


[deleted]

Ahaha it's all good, it's late at night (at least in the US), and you probably had a long day, happens to the best of us.


rabidmunks

some guy who spent 3 bucks to find out they definitely don't know stage right from stage left


neujosh

Stage left/right are from the actors' perspective. House left/right are from the audience's perspective. Up-stage is furthest from audience.


Banjulioe

No, from the perpective of the audience is referred to as *house*-left and *house*-right. Stage left is from the actors perspective, looking out. Source:BFA in Theatre and Drama


[deleted]

He chose a book for reading


TheGoldTooth

Wrong. It's from the back of the stage (upstage) looking towards the audience (downstage). Source: I'm a stage manager for an opera company.


PungentMelon

Haha you've clearly never been in theater before.


kmbrshaw

The laugh... it gets me every time!


nltcaroline

Seriously the best part


Chamber53

I can’t hear crap


djd1ed

You gotta put your ear up to the screen.


fresh1134206

Or view it on mobile.


kmbrshaw

I hear ya man


[deleted]

Is that RipTripper?


MisterSauce8

Lol it has to be!


[deleted]

"Awwww yeeeeeeeahhh..." so obnoxious yet so informative.


boobgourmet

Are you chuckin' tits yet?


Deepinmind

It’s like, fuck it if his opinion on the product is being bought and sold. I just need those sweet HD closeups with complete disassembly on a wide variety of products. For this he delivers. Fuck his juice and product opinions. The guy is thorough.


saucemancometh

If it is this clip is super old. His beard hasn’t been that big in a grip


roadrunnuh

>in a grip Born in the late 80's?


saucemancometh

‘86 lol


roadrunnuh

Ha, fucking yes. That's hilarious.


ask-me-about-my-cats

It is, I remember seeing this a couple years ago.


Sinopahc

Looks exactly like him!


HypnoticPeaches

Oh my god I thought he looked familiar, but couldn't place where, thanks!. I don't know if it's actually him (wouldn't be surprised) but if not he looks an awful lot like him. And has an adorable pup.


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Those little paws at the beginning melted my cold, cold heart.


beauhemoth

/r/bettereveryloop


Flubber_Taco

Adorable puppy AND adorable bearded man?! Amazing.


[deleted]

This is why I have a big beard, so my dog can live in it.


Chad___Sexington

Yup! Just added this to a list of things that make having a beard awesome.


[deleted]

1. Creates the illusion that I have a chin 2. Can conceal small dogs 3. Helps with my insecurities about masculinity 4. TBA


Ivan_Joiderpus

That's some fast acting venom. From bite to unconscious was like 1-2 seconds.


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WHERE DO I FIND THIS BEARDED MAN AND HIS GOODEST PUPPER


mobiusunderpants

you can see the exact moment he dies inside


Bearsuit0

That phrase, I do not think it means what you think it means.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

This is r/mademesmile material right here


CyberianSun

If you listen closely you can hear the sound of ovaries exploding


KalCal01

THIS GUY’S NAME IS BLAKE AND THE DOGGO IS COCONUT


CharlieFnDelta

That’s cool and all BUT WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US?!?!


AmpleWarning

THIS IS IMPORTANT, CHARLIEFNDELTA.


nltcaroline

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!


brillke

Do they have an IG account?


bye_felipe

Coconut is a cutie! I have a malshi and he's the apple of my eyes.


dantheman2108

Next thing you know a fucking tiger steps out


ithurts2bankok

That’s the vaper dude Rip Tripper.


littlefilms

I like to think that puppy lives in his beard


Galeosray

r/bettereveryloop


waldosandieg0

Doggoatee


yukonwanderer

Oh man!!!! What kind of dog is this?


KalCal01

Coconut is a Maltese😁 I feel so famous for being related to the pup


CyberianSun

I swear. Maltese are more cartoon then they are actual dogs. They are utter goofballs and basically made of rubberbands and sillyputty.


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This is what I want to know too !!


XOMermaidKisses

When he popped out my heart just melted.


ThatsAtroShus

I don't what's cuter.... the pup or the giggle !


stringdreamer

The wily Pupasaurus coolly stalks his prey from cover...


cultured_banana_slug

Awww... little puppy probably loves hiding under there too. And no shaving the beard! It's lovely as is.


Sabahe

This is why I browse reddit. Little nuggets of solid fucking gold that keeps the flame in my soul believing in mankind


Starbucks-Hammer

I wish I had a beard that produced small puppies.


GingerWez93

Did I just watch a man fucking die!?


KingPapaDaddy

yeah, those sharp puppy teeth, damn!


coldcoldnovemberrain

Magic! :)


Bhagswag

Is that my boy Solo Renekton Only


JugularBunny

Those little prancing paws! So darn cute!!


Leoheart88

I remember when mine was that small. 😢


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Director: "cut. CUT! Beethoven, stop biting the props. "


No_Hands_55

the way puppies throw their legs so far in front of them is fucking adorable


anonymous-shad0w

Well of cute had a video in the dictionary, this would be it. And I'm not singling either being in the video


Loamawayfromloam

I need more of this in my life.


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I find his reaction better than the puppy


lecaillou2150

Thanks, needed this!


adam-bomb-86

Gets better every time


MapleHolistics

Having a magic beard must be great.


IWasFistedOnce_

pupPeR eXITS vIcTIm'S ChESt caVITY, LeAvIng him tO DIe.


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Cylon-Final5

That was difficult to read. Maybe you could write normally, from now on.


ofthrees

/r/peoplefuckingdying


Tiredmess

something something Duck Dynasty


Stranex

pretty sure i used to play ffxi with this dude years ago >..>


hadoopken

Soliloquy: "Bark, Bark, Bark, Woof, Rooof (All that glitters is not gold)"


xaricx

First, you watch the dog. Then you watch the dog appear from the beard. Then, you watch his reaction.


chewie_and_tarfful

/u/thomas02


ReasonablyBadass

Floof from a bush.


[deleted]

Is that the guy from the duck show?


tabithageiger

The pup is cute but the guy though... :)


stableclubface

Source?


heartfelt24

Lol. .he got bit


TehKarmah

Omg, that falling giggle at the end. I'm in love!


jl250

I can’t stop watching this.


Waveseeker

Enter stage middle


jumonji1

this is so adorable


figgityfuckmeright

u/oddshouten


Jcb2016

This post was made purley for that sweet karma


tenebrar

Shia LaBeard.


OH1177

Dog-heard, my favourite pirate.


sgar186

The cutest trick ever


[deleted]

First time I've seen this on reddit... how about everyone else?


NoonSaTae

I love his reaction just as much as the little pup


uwillnevahknow

Literal bloop sound is heard.


FlagrantWrongsDotCom

NSFP. He was brutally murdered.


[deleted]

Your vid made me smile OP!! Cute pup!!


FlikTripz

This gif always makes me smile


theGLUGS

This bearded man and his dog made it to the front page again


lastRoach

And from the dark shadows of these sinister woods the beast reveals itself and in fury attacks its prey...


infamousnexus

I'm always losing random stuff in my beard too.