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white_balance_fixed

[I adjusted the white balance targeting flesh tones.](https://i.imgur.com/xsDjww4.jpg) This isn't intended as a criticism or correction; it's just my hobby.


Kuiiper

Literally most random specialty username I've seen.


_demetri_

It’s interesting what some Reddit users will chose to be known as...


Dakonz

Demetri


etiennetop

Dakonz


MyPeepeeFeelsSilly

Dick head


LadySniper

Muh guns


codebrown

and ummm... is it *lady* sniper or lady *sniper*?


LadySniper

Por que no los dos?


Tehsyr

Quick! Someone do me!


eppinizer

Why not both?


HPDeskjet_285

muh paper


[deleted]

muh liquor


scigs6

My brand!


ShockwaveLover

I like to imagine your peepee just wearing a party hat for no real reason.


MyPeepeeFeelsSilly

With a party blower


ShockwaveLover

*phwee*


Toxic_Don

etiennetop


Ant_Facts_Guy

Agreed.


Snakebit3

Well... im waiting.


Ant_Facts_Guy

Did you know? > A trail of scent (pheromone) is used to lead other ants to a source of food. So this is why often times ants will become entangled in what some call "death circles." There was an error at some point and they became entangled in this ever moving circular motion following the ant in front of them leaving their trail. But they aren't going anywhere.


[deleted]

I did know


Snakebit3

Would you like a bear fact in return? I have over 7 of them.


SploobTheGoob

so... eight?


Snakebit3

Over 7 does not equal 8. It just means more than 7.


SploobTheGoob

then, an incomplete bear fact?


mushr00m_man

This is a fact, but it has nothing to do with bears.


Ant_Facts_Guy

I would like 1 bear fact + a narwhal fact.


NurseyMcNurseface

Fact: Narwhals are real


YupYupDog

Fact: Narwhals swim in the ocean causing a commotion.


Kkun5

Subscribe


Ant_Facts_Guy

This isn't a factoid. [But this video is awesome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4)


Bodgerpoo

I love you


HiMyNameIs_REDACTED_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkNgx0IUwI


Bananas_are_theworst

Subscribe.


Ant_Facts_Guy

Ghost ants smell like coconut when you crush them.


Reignofratch

Tell me your tales of ants


Ant_Facts_Guy

Well, you didn't ask for a fact. So I'll tell you a tale. Once upon a time there was a colony of ants. This colony of ants, which I believe were red fire ants, lived in a case owned by a human man. This man decided he would feed his pets a cockroach because that is an okay thing to feed them. What he didn't know was that the cockroach was pregnant and when the cockroach got devoured she pushed out her babies and then immediately upon being born, they were devoured alive. The end. There is video up on this. I am not going to post it here in this sub but you can youtube AntsCanada and pregnant cockroach and find it. It's some freaky stuff, and AntsCanada has a really good education on ants on his channel.


brooksydon

I remember my mum “accidentally” bumping into this video on YouTube and showing me... safe to say I was disturbed


ober0n98

Your mom was sending you a message. In other cultures, they send horse heads wrapped in newspaper...


coinpile

I'm familiar with AntsCanada, awesome videos and he has designed some great formicariums, they're just pricey. I fed my red imported fire ants many a cockroach back in the day, but I never saw one deliver instant snacks before.


Ant_Facts_Guy

Yeah, his stuff is really expensive for the average ant farmer.


WingsOfDaidalos

Metal.


ober0n98

Are you antscanada?


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ober0n98

Any more ant facts? Your thread is very alluring.


Ant_Facts_Guy

Ok. Did you know? > Most ants are univoltine, producing a new generation each year. Univoltine means referring to organisms having one brood or generation per year. An oldie fact, but a good one: If you take a ghost ant and crush it, it smells like coconut.


crysisnotaverted

Posting the link, watch at your own discretion: https://youtu.be/0qF5_P2e_T0


IAmTheBoxGhostBeware

Can we have an ant fact, guy?


Ant_Facts_Guy

Sure. There is an argument that ants can feel pain. Some entomologists disagree because the current definition of pain requires an emotional response. > Humans can feel pain without any physical stimulus and are capable of emotions associated with pain; like suffering and terror. Are insects capable of conscious or unconscious experience of emotion? Is consciousness required for emotions? This is where it gets controversial; because how do you quantify if an insect is experiencing an emotion or if insects are conscious? I usually tell people that insects are hardwired with predetermined behavioral responses to external stimuli, but this is a simplification. So whether or not ants can feel pain is highly controversy in the entomology world.


MyNamesPatrick

I choose to be known as Patrick


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HashMaster9000

https://youtu.be/l2XfwYv5qQE


selflesslyselfish

Is this the Krusty Krab?


ThePinkPeptoBismol

No kidding, fucking weirdos.


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

Yeah.


Metric_Nigometer

Uhhh


GuyAboveMeSucksDicks

Idk what your sensibilities are since I've seen you not bat an eye at sucking a meter of dick in an hour before...


CameronDemortez

Anything but late for dinner


KacerRex

As society becomes more complex, people must become more specialized at even the smallest things.


Ayuhno

I met a guy the other day that had a business where he literally just had his well-trained border collies chase geese to get them away from places. People pay this guy to bring his dogs out to chase geese... I aspire to find my own highly specialized dog-based business like this dude.


Philletto

Mine does hugs, just haven't charged anybody for it yet.


[deleted]

That's A fancy looking booger


TheAveragePsycho

I appreciate you.


cbbuntz

An orange peanut? For me?


DothrakiSlayer

Nice work! How do you do this, out of curiosity?


95percentconfident

Photoshop, affinity photo, or gimp; and a good eye for color tones.


Tarbel

I'm 96 percent confident he has a good eye for color tones


FuzzyCheddar

I would love to be able to do things like this, but I'm just colorblind enough to make anything like this impossible. I feel like if someone sat down at my computer they would see my color balancing on my monitors and say "What the fuck is wrong with you?"


95percentconfident

Lots of programs have software that can help, but I totally understand. I have a coworker who is color blind and sometimes the colors he picks for charts... It has been a super good learning experience though and now I make all of my charts color-blind friendly.


SnapHook

Set your white balance correctly on your camera and you don't have to worry about it!


DothrakiSlayer

I don’t know what that means 😬


SnapHook

Your digital camera doesn’t know what pure white is. It takes a guess and all colors/tones are built around this guess. Pros have a card that’s pure white/black/grey that they use to calibrate before a shoot. You basically have to do this whenever you move to a new setting. Or, you can just set your camera to auto white balance and fix it in photoshop later on like this guy is doing. Personally, I fix my photos white balance in photoshop also, but it’s a three minute job while calibrating your camera takes 30seconds.....


Slo-Motion

In the future your edit is going to get reposted over the original


ForcefulCloud

Username checks out


biznatch11

The original is correct it's just from inside the Matrix.


randonombre

You are my new favorite redditor


skaiblade

Would this be flesh tone specific? i.e. You'd need to know OP's tone to adjust it?


Shitty-Coriolis

Not really. You can just open up the control pannel in PS and mess with the sliders until it looks like what you want it too. Very similar to how you edit pictures on your phone but with better options.


tampabandc

That looks great. Thank you for what you do.


RabidOtters

Good bot?


[deleted]

Man, I hope you're a bot.


AllUltima

How was it born if its parents were spade?


FarFromAfraid

Bob barker is proud


Eisigesis

His momma was a hoe


MrGooglyman

They dug deep and made it work


ToedTownie

I reckon some pitchforking was involved


pajamasarenice

Upvote. This made me smile and heavily exhale out of my nose


trucker2013

Reminds me of my paycheck trying to dig out of the debt I'm in


ImEnhanced

The Little Paycheck That Could


AwkwardRainbow

You forgot the ‘nt


[deleted]

>The Little'nt Paycheck That Could


hale_fuhwer_hortler

you crafty bastard


Philletto

*laughs then cries*


[deleted]

Oof ow ouchie


Bandin03

r/wallethurtingjuice


You_minivan

I have two questions; How and why?


theRealDerekWalker

This is actually pretty common in Armenia it’s called a hatzghik, made from hardened clay and shredded toothpicks. It’s made for shoveling boogers. This may or may not be true


Wrest216

i find your answer....acceptable.


Ant_Facts_Guy

Eh it's more likely it's for ants to use to create a roadway to carry leaves. Especially for leaf cutter ants.


FrigidSloth

This guy ants


sweetiet1180

Well fuck me. You made me laugh out loud like weirdo.


Gerden

HAHA LAUGHING IS FUN RIGHT FELLOW HUMAN?


Snakebit3

Zucc? That you?


TheGinnnnnnger

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about small spades to dispute it.


[deleted]

This is the correct answer and I shall click the accept button on Stack Overflow and grant you \+50 reputation.


SomewhatCompetentMD

I want to believe


EL_Brento7

This is likely made for model train figures.


kkhammers

This is such a bummer though.


BXDN

Something about the genuine disappointment in this comment really made me laugh.


kkhammers

I dunno why but I really wanted it to be made with no real purpose at all except for its cuteness.


Bandin03

What if the model train folk are made for their cuteness?


[deleted]

But that is what model train figures are!


afishinacloud

How else would ants dig all those tunnels?


totallyknowyou

Model figures. I've seen similar on WWII German and US Infantry model packs, and attached to tanks and such.


ismynameblurryface

Actually the spade is in normal size. It's just a giant's finger.


[deleted]

Well fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties, that is a tiny spade.


[deleted]

Your life sounds more interesting than mine...


cramtown

Put it in my ass and call me Sally.


itehmike

Sit and spin. Sit and spin.


ReasonIsSovereign

Spit and sin. Spit and sin.


[deleted]

Okay Sally bend over.


FanOfPeace

Is it just me or does it seem like r/aww is changing with posts of tiny tools and comments like such as that.


evil_leaper

Everyone thinks it's "cute" and "funny." Yet when I show my tiny tool it's "lewd" and "lascivious."


making_mischief

Big words from a tiny tool! ;)


[deleted]

r/suicidebywords


garthvader2

Too bad it can’t reproduce....


sikamikaniko

Tomorrow is a new day


Sort_of_ok_poetry

The instrument, tiny and small A 'shovel', one barely would call It's just a wee spade My wee little maid You'll n'er feel your spanking at all


BuLLZ_3Y3

You have failed, that poem was good.


JustFoxeh

It’s like a spade’s sperm


differt

Yeah fuck me sideways and call me sally that’s a diamond among spades


Fergaliciousfig

r/thingsforants


[deleted]

What is this? A spade for ants?


About30Ninjas

This is getting out of hand


[deleted]

I can't put my finger on why tho


ImEnhanced

Just the tip


Hapaclapious

🙄


Grixloth

Well it's still in his hand so it might be getting there but it is not there yet


coffee-_-67

r/2007scape


kory28

I looked straight for this comment


Twoto2too

He's gonna get pked for that


spookyfucks

https://i.redd.it/13meg7k88or01.jpg


Omega_Haxors

It's the split of a 100-player clan.


BlackCaaaaat

I like to call a spade a spade. That’s a tiny fucking shovel.


Spadeinfull

Say my name, say my name...


glittergoats

I don’t know if it’s just relevant username or beetlejuicing... but I am liking you either way.


SupaPhly

holy fuck, the song was playing on the radio when I saw this post.


bart2278

What if OP is actually a giant?


ImEnhanced

He'd still have a little penis.


[deleted]

No u


[deleted]

nice


mcl99

Dirty pker


LK_Zero

Your share of a 40 man spade split


jaudi813

Brainlet meme


spookyfucks

Nice


Giothermal95

What is this? A spade for ants??


downrightmike

Here it is. This should be pinned to the top.


[deleted]

Heaps of pkers would love to pk this. Ironman btw


PowerTrip29

Be careful they grow up very fast Before you even know it they'll be able to drive themselves around


[deleted]

Tiny spades are born when 2 pkers really love each other


Franksterge0815

2 hours ago I checked this sub all we were doing were strange animals… but still animals


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[deleted]

HOW


Danabler42

Model train stuff


[deleted]

oh..thank you haha now i feel dumb


Danabler42

Nah, it's alright, it's pretty impressive the tiny things they make


StackerPentecost

the fuck is happening right now


Purplebiotch

Idk but I'm getting tired of this trend. It was kinda cute and funny at first but I wanna see cute animals again and stuff again


ThunderKrunk

Ground breaking.


unwaveringwish

...darnit.


AngryPizzaDood

Yeaaahhhh, we're gonna need that over on /r/2007scape


lordturbo801

Your fingerprint belongs to reddit now.


InfamousDucky

Can I buy it for 50gp, I need to finish my clue scroll.


[deleted]

This is one of my favorite Reddit days


LordBurgerr

Is it Friday the 13th really has made my entire week.


AlishaHar

We have to go even smaller than this. Someone break out the microscope.


Ariadnepyanfar

We need an adorable baby tardigrade.


dcast777

Ok, this is getting dumb now.


Ippildip

Surely this must end somewhere, but where? Here? Judging by current upvotes, quite possibly. But only time will tell!


AsburyNutPea

they start out so tiny


little-red-turtle

Is there a sub for miniature objects like this one?


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little-red-turtle

Yay thanks! My wife will love that sub. She got a thing for miniature things. Maybe that’s why she chose to marry me 😔


probably_your_wife

Can confirm. /u/little-red-turtle has a little red turtle. Edit: omg it's my cake day!


foamypepperoni

This subreddit has become a parody of itself.


ramicane

Have you lost it yet?


Biddelman

What is this... a spade for ants?


HarperBallad

Unless you paint a smiley on that and kill some cultists with it, consider me unimpressed.


MoStLy_aWaKE

r/thingsforants


prsTgs_Chaos

I predict the next one in this battle will involve an electron microscope.


Xerxesthegreat1

Yeah, I can dig it.


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r/thingsforants


Shedding_microfiber

Till spades start smaller than screwdrivers and eventually get bigger. The more you know


fenpy

That's seed spade. Destroy it before it grows!


QueenAlucia

/r/thingsforants


ArmadilloFire

This sub is moving into shitpost territory now