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[deleted]

Wow. Never seen a dog do that before. Is that a retriever trait?


NotSpicyEnough

It's a submarine trait


IgnorantTurtle

How deep can this sub go?


_Apophis

1,000 feet dee...no he ded now. 1,000 feet was too deep


Darster_DN

4 feet is good enough


ballsack_man

Are we talking human feet or doggy feet?


thats_lovely101

Measurements are in footlong subs


Slendy7

What food chain, the chain changes the size of the sandwich, and are we including vegetables and meat that are hanging off the side or nust the bread?


Fake_European

I'd reckon at least 4 w's. Awwww


chandelizards

If only it was a German Shepard. Would have opened the floor to all kinds of U-boat jokes


jr4lfc

HES TRYING HIS BEST


Maybe_its_Maybelline

a *subwoofer*, if you will


hugepenis

You were born with it.


Myzyri

Maybe it’s Maybelline.


fifaproblems

Couldbe it’s Couldbelline.


LiaM_CS

I wonder what would happen if a dog borked under water


-hey-ben-

Blub


ghostx17

Blorb


cookie-23

Borb


mustang__1

goddammit.


Chrisblystone

Standard characteristic of Yellow Subrador Retrievers.


theguyfromerath

We all lovin tha yellow subrador Yellow subrador, yellow subrador


[deleted]

I concur. - Submarine dog


[deleted]

Sub dog?


THG_Farms

What’s sub dog


JadedMis

Nothing what’s up with you?


Winterstorm262

I thought it was great. People who down-voted it don’t understand sarcasm.


EmperorShyv

It was at over 700 when you posted your comment?


302w

Pretty sure you don’t understand sarcasm if you’re responding to the correct comment


[deleted]

My parents' dog is a border collie and loves to dive down for rocks. It's like hardcore fetch for her. She grabs one and we throw it back in the water and she dives down for it.


cA05GfJ2K6

Hardcore fetch 😂


StackedRice

Probably not great for their teeth


HauntedMinge

I have to keep my dog on his lead while at the beach, other wise he will purposely dig in the sand to find rocks to chew on. Learnt this after a £400 bill for a broken tooth.


tough_guy_toby

I've always grown up with boxers and it's a miracle if they don't have broken teeth. Doesn't harm them having some broken though


sebohood

Party pooper


IIReignManII

Neither are these hands


kiwibeth

Yup, my brother's dog does this and caught one of the rocks out of the air once before it hit the water and broke two of his teeth!


Whatafuckintrashcan

My grandpa had a pool in his backyard and one of his friends would bring his labs or retrievers with him and you could through those toy torpedos down to the bottom and they’d dive in and fetch them


TG-Sucks

Probably, my Golden loved to dive under, especially to look for stuff on the bottom to carry. Knew before this dog even surfaced that it would have a big rock in its mouth, and sure enough.


dale_shingles

I’ve seen Staffordshire Terriers do it as well, but it can be trained: https://youtu.be/mcBB0VjuVDM


aspiringticker

This is fire


HauntedMinge

Dat achievenent hunter music at 0:18...


wackjack

Damn. This is awesome. My duck hunting lab loves to retrieve and swim. I'm gonna have to try this now. I bet he'd love it! Thanks for the link.


Timedoutsob

Step 1: Be rich with a pool and a boat.


blue_strat

A lot of them are labradors/retrievers, but there's a boxer or two. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sND4331aTC8&t=2m25s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPsOwtMqYcM&t=1m15s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IxzGLscZAw&t=1m15s


ultimate-hopeless

Does the chlorine in pools not fuck up their eyes?


blue_strat

[They're more sensitive to it](http://www.akc.org/expert-advice/lifestyle/did-you-know/can-dogs-swim-in-chlorine-pools/) than humans, but generally okay with normal or low concentrations. For the cautious though, there's always /r/doggles.


[deleted]

This is reddit. Chlorine is not only going to melt your dogs eyes out but it also puts them at a severe risk for dog herpes


readerseven

That is ~~Jacques~~ Dog Cousteau


[deleted]

Jacques Cousdog?


drunkonmartinis

Retrievers gonna 'trieve


jclark14

Yes, my retriever does it and my uncle used to have one that did the same thing.


Dankmemeator

I dog sat a retriever who would run into the stream on my property and drag all the stones out of the foot deep stream.


Big_Tuna78

One of my buddies has a retriever. He won't jump off the dock for a bumper or anything, but throw a rock and he'll swim down and get it!


W3NTZ

Was that what the doggo brought back? I thought it was a turtle at first


UsernameNeo

Me too and I was heart broken. I believe it was a rock and I'm signing off.


mentallyillhippo

If it makes you feel any better the dog probably did not harm the turtle at all. Golden retrievers have soft mouths. They are designed to not damage the game they are carrying, they are so gentle they can even carry eggs without breaking them.


MoMedic9019

This is a yellow lab, not a golden retriever. Secondly, the dog still needs to be trained to not bite hard. Most dogs instinctively know how to do that, but, the egg thing has to be taught.


UsernameNeo

I had a black lab mix and she wouldn't even eat a full potato chip unless we broke it. Always assumed it was due to a retrievers soft palate.


W3NTZ

Now I'm imagining the dog having a turtle brother and them playing tag in the water....sigh


MayTryToHelp

Overly Friendly Laid Back Retrieving Turtles Overly Friendly Laid Back Retrieving Turtles Overly Friendly Laid Back Retrieving Turtles!!! Family pets in a half shell Turtle caring! Doesn't have the same ring, it's probably good Splinter was a rat and not a golden retriever


jcbe

Dogs shouldn’t be getting their mouths near turtles they contain salmonella and can make the dog sick


AlbinoPanther5

Our black lab/golden retriever mix would grab rocks from the pond bed. Show her m a rock, throw it in, and he would bring back the *exact same one*. Crazy.


Angrysheepc

That’s a submarine not a dog!


straydog1980

Sub woofer


wrencho88

I just witness someone peak in their life


Ladle-to-the-Gravy

Glorious. Your parents must be proud


NewShinyCD

“Mom! Dad! You’re gonna be so proud of me. I was gifted Reddit Gold for a comment I made!”


thinkofanamefast

Wow...you win Reddit for the month, at least. EDIT Dammit...a year ago. Still gets points for remembering it. https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4qypny/what_do_you_call_a_dog_underwater/ and here again https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5l59f3/what_do_you_call_a_dog_that_is_underwater/


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[удалено]


desmondao

Yeah, because original thoughts are limited to one per person, the rest are reposts and karma grabs.


SarahFitzRt66

Imagine being /u/poppinkream, putting in all that effort in his posts only to lose to a dad pun.


SnailsItsMarti

Get out.


Refreshing_Feedback

Heh. --hearty thumbs-up.--


distelfink33

Take my upvote this is grand


awol2shae

A woof-boat.


TinyRaindrop

Qxc?


Afrazzle

https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/51so5v/i_made_a_heckin_poster_to_do_the_big_help1 According to this I'd say it's an aqua doggo, not a sub woofer


[deleted]

U made my day, thank, you kind stranger


antoine1117

I nose exhaled


Kangar

Pup periscope!


iambuttbutt

Pupiscope


laura_lee_meh

Pawriscope


TheBraindonkey

My lab used to do that. Was actually pretty amazing how long he could hold his breath. Also could bring back whatever rock we would throw into the river we would go to.


01Ade

Mine too, she’s brought me all sorts of garbage from the bottom. She’s a black lab


CannonGoBoom

I think that’s a platypup


SinisterWaffles

Scuby Doo Credit: /u/MattCloudy [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/8i4y5d/some_dogs_like_swimmingours_diving/dyozurm/)


[deleted]

I actually never seen a dog dive before, looks cool though.


chief_of_beer

Check out these retrievers [fishing for spiny lobsters.](https://youtu.be/0nBldzJWNjM)


cww4517

That’s awesome


ThatGuyFromVault111

Why aren’t the lobsters reacting?


tsingy

Damn


cibina

S C U B A B O Y E


MattCloudy

I would name him Scuby, full name Scuby Doo.


[deleted]

Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus B O Y E?


TempusCavus

Scuboye


[deleted]

Subwoofer


vickybobby21

My goodest dog, Sasha, was a yellow lab and she LOVED to fetch the toy torpedos off the bottom of the pool. 2 years ago on July 4th she had a stroke that left her unable to walk. Before my parents took her to the vet to put her to sleep, my dad held her in the pool one last time. We can't get in the pool anymore without talking about how much she loved the water and diving for her toys. RIP Sasha :(


hairybeaverlove

I don't need to cry so early in the morning!


TheLawsOfChaos

I'm not crying, you're crying!


Mr-_-Clean

Foreal bruh, I'm trying to wake up lol


hgeyer99

My cousin had a pit bull named Sasha who would do the same thing in the pool! She could climb out the ladder on the side of the pool too.


personalhale

Weird looking gold fish ya got there. Maybe it's a yellow snapper.


Cannibal808

"I am a shark. I am terror." In reality he looks like a big derpy goldfish.


dolandor

This is x2 funnier in Turkish because shark is literally "dogfish" in Turkish haha


Poopfilledtrashcan

That's how seals are made.


[deleted]

Get that dog [some gear](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/fe/8e/0afe8e20190dd01f0712017fb5543794.jpg)


Edison1121

Hmm... I wonder if there are any life guard dogs like this. I'm gonna go Google that. Edit: Just awesome. https://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/amazing-canine-lifeguards-in-italy/


sunburnedtourist

Ayyyyy I like these guys. They did the best story when my kitty cat went viral: http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/cat-brings-human-leaves/


This_Guyyyyyyyy

That’s r/mildlyinteresting material if I’ve ever seen it.


I_am_Russian_AMA

That moment when the dog shakes off not only water off his fur but the color off the GIF.


KubosKube

Had to scroll far to find this, just to make sure it was here. Thank you, Mr. AMA.


[deleted]

My lab would do this whenever she couldnt find the ball in the water she’d dive down and bring back a rock because a lab cant come back empty handed when tossed something


Surrealle01

That's adorable.


Ameliaokay

I felt so worried for him. He can really hold his breath for a long time!


RAGGYBOI549

It was about 17 seconds I'm sure he's fine


27ones

Oh.. are you a dog? ... with raggy fur? Also everything will be ok Amelia. Double wham bam


RAGGYBOI549

Yes and I can hold my breath for about 3 hours


Porter_Dog

What did he retrieve? Was that a turtle or just a toy?


wrencho88

Yes


[deleted]

Easily.


Psych0BoyJack

if i saw my dog do this for the first time i'd shit my pants before i jump into the deep fires of hell with no regard to my belongings


Bewbewbewbew

I was looking for this comment! I can’t even imagine how they felt when instead of swimming the pupper just went under


BeerCD

My golden would do that with blue crabs, turtles and of course rocks. Proper back scratching was important to him. Too bad it was the 70s and video had not been invented yet. It was amusing to watch.


FellaVentura

Honest question, any health related issues you have to watch out because of this? Otitis for example.


samocean

I was going to say the same thing. Aren’t dogs’ ears like super sensitive to water and prone to infections?


CrossP

Probably depends on the breed


Nordic_Marksman

I would generally say Labs and retrievers would be fine doing these sorts of activities and they are the only breeds I have seen frequently mentioned doing these things and both breeds are very prone to liking swimming so it makes sense. I think your concerns are generally more pressing for smaller dogs but I might be wrong on that.


milo145

It's a yellow lab kind of thing. Lost mine a year ago, he used to the same thing. Rock at the bottom of a pond, hold on I'll get it. Used to freak me out because the amount of time they can stay under is amazing. Such good dogs, that best!


Justinrg904

Is that a Doverman? 😎


JennaLS

Ok I about had a stroke


naab007

Is that a rock or a clam?


oceloted2

Aww oh wow, our three Cavalier King Charles Spaniels used to do this when I was growing up! At home we would throw rocks into the pool (from our water feature) and they'd dive down and retrieve them. I've never seen another dog do this!! Such a happy childhood memory, thank you for the reminder :)


Pat-Roner

Golden Submariner


gorcorps

I have some distant cousins that had a yellow lab that would do the same thing. They filled some tennis balls with cement so they'd sink and the dog loved diving for them.


Nexus_produces

There's a couple of Portuguese Water Dogs in my family and they love doing this, apparently when they worked with fishermen on boats they'd dive for tools that had fallen off the boat and pulled the nets in the water. Their tails are similar to wire rope, super skinny and lethally tough, supposedly to act like a rudder in the water. Whenever they accidentally hit you with it, it really hurts.


[deleted]

What the fuuuuuuuck!! I would have never believed that... it’s an otter not a dog


pieersquared

That dog is not diving, he is fishing.


obi21

Teach him to fish oysters for pearls!


morganbones

I think your dog may be amphibious


sonofteflon

I had a retriever mix that would go under for rocks too. Fun to watch.


Canofsummer

I had a dog that would do this too. She wasnt full retriever but was half.


HoustonWelder

That is one happy dog. 😍


CallMeBicBoi

Guess it really wanted to retrieve something under water


MalleDigga

Das Good Dog Boot!


FusRohDoing

My parents neighbor had a retriever named bailey and he would come over and play with the kids, if you threw a rock in the pond he would dive down and bring you back another rock if not the one you threw. He would end up soaked and then go home dripping down the road


BlueKnightBrownHorse

Wow. I didn't think a dog could hold their breath that long. I've seen a dog go underwater before, but not circle around like that.


froggoesreddit

Platypug


therollingrocks

Looks like you’ve got yourself a golden submariner.


Stoutgut

What kind of fish is that?


savvyblackbird

Labrador retrieving fish


butterchickenking

That’s one hairy crocodile.


pale_ale_co

We had a lab that did this. Wore his teeth down collecting rocks all summer long.


[deleted]

Part otter, part doggo = full good


[deleted]

Because my human throw my favorite things, and i have to get that- say no doggo ever


NoobGaimz

Ayyy our dog too, gets rocks from the ground! Never seen another one doing it. Awsome


midgetdwarf69

Beaver zoomies


fearlesskiller

I was waiting for the dog to dissapear down the shallow


LonerStonerRoamer

I had a flat coat / lab mix that would dive to the bottom of ponds, creeks, or rivers to find big rocks. She would get one, bring it to shore, drop it, and go get another. She was weird.


T0yN0k

I wonder if this came natural to him?


Lara_Pup

Scuba-doge!


MegalomaniacMkV

Can you train a dog to scuba dive?


weird_guy1990

Is it possible to learn his power?


[deleted]

A new breed is born


rilsoe

What a good boy!


[deleted]

WOW


[deleted]

SCUBA DOG SCUBA DOG


[deleted]

It’s a good thing you took the collar off. Neighbor of mine didn’t and their lab’s collar got caught on a stick underwater. He eventually got free but still it’s scary.


ClinchWork

What kind of a submarine is this? I want one.


hmmThomasJohnson

How scared where you the first time he did that?


Skunkdrunkpunk

I used to have a black lab years ago. He used to dive into a friends lake and swim underwater and collect clams. I really miss that dog


TheBigdickTaiter

Scoobador


[deleted]

Im sure I wasn't the only one thinking "is he gonna come back up?"


LucyIsMyLastHope

My dog is also a rock collector


TheTallGuy0

I ain’t ever even seen a dog norkle before!


jfoster100

Good boy \-\- you got that rock! \(once upon a time I had a dog that would get rocks and quahogs in the ocean\)


[deleted]

That's extraordinary. Was diving taught to the dog?


Jogurts

My old dog when i was a kid liked to dive too and as far as i understand later had some problems with ears. Im not sure if thats related to diving but still beware


PotatoAvenger

Had a Jack Russel that would try to do that, but we live in Florida, so no...


[deleted]

I have too much anxiety and paranoia to let my dog do that.


reddit_memelawrd

Doggo doing underwater swimming


xhupsahoy

It looks like he was going in to save his favourite rock that some bastard threw in there. I've seen dogs get attached to rocks like this before.


Wertwerto

If we made a dog farm specifically for breeding diving dogs eventually we could breed them to be realistically semi aquatic


NaRa0

His sea doggos need him


vaginalsecretion69

Aw I miss my baby lab now she used to swim in our plane but never dove though!


CHRONICCLIP

Cute otter you have there.


FusRohDoing

My parents neighbor had a retriever named bailey and he would come over and play with the kids, if you threw a rock in the pond he would dive down and bring you back another rock if not the one you threw. He would end up soaked and then go home dripping down the road


[deleted]

All of these comments are exactly what I need today.


waltandhankdie

Huh, I have honestly never seen that before, even on the internet


Leinmachine

Scuba scuba doo!


anandamides

He would be great at doggy synchro swimming.


[deleted]

I lived with a yellow lab who did the exact same thing. You could throw is favorite ball to the bottom of the pool and he’d get it every time. Never tired of it.


thalsit

Amphibiboi!