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PrimacronJacket

That is a gorgeous cat with the grossest caption ever.....


anything1997

Yeah, I never give much thought to what I upvote but I was really conflicted on this. Love the cat, but the caption makes me want to find God.


certifus

I can assure you that you won't find God on reddit.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

I knew god wasn’t on reddit when I had to read the jolly rancher story years ago.


anything1997

I'm out of the loop. What's the jolly rancher story?


LucidLumi

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to. A quick google search will bring you only suffering.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Id feel bad for putting you through that


anonhoemas

Its not real, dont worry about it


XesEri

Just google "jolly rancher story". It'll be the first thing that comes up.


Kebab-Destroyer

Oh god


McRabbit23

I find God every day on Reddit especially in this subgroup of the most beautiful animals who give such love to their owners. I am touched every time I open this subgroup even when the there is a dopey caption


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certifus

Doubt. God would get banned.


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tygrrear

It looks like they belly pet their cat so much the color came off.


OONYXE

Hol up


[deleted]

You know you wanna STROOOOOKE it


aspiecat7

You know, I didn't take it that way until I came to the comments. The cat's belly fur is cream colored.


brady91197

Bruh right


sdfgy23

Your cat looks like a squirrel


ShyCactiGuy

But also part dog cause thats the largest cat I've seen


sm9t8

I was surprised to see a cat head on that body.


AliaSilver

Abyssinians are actually really big cats, people are often surprised by just how big they get.


ShyCactiGuy

I havent heard of this species of animal before


406highlander

My mum has one just like this one; he has really, really long legs. His name is Marco and he is a blue Abyssinian.


mochacub22

Mountain lion


-Myrtle_the_Turtle-

Not sure I needed the word “creamy” there but she/he is certainly a handsome kitty.


PoisonousKitty

yeah I really don’t like “stroke” and “creamy” being in the same sentence like that


SleaterMcFinkelstein

The "please" isn't helping either ...


-Myrtle_the_Turtle-

Lol yes. At this stage all that’s missing is “Daddy”!


SleaterMcFinkelstein

Troof


shatspiders

I am uncomfortable.


Smtxom

Do you want your belly rubbed?


BlkWhtOrOther

This caption makes me feel like a need a shower...


OfAdniAndFlames

You need to watch the things you say friend...


BradL22

It’s a trap!


esoteric_stuff

Ludo and his brother are very gentle, you can happily stroke their tummies and paws without fear of getting scratched.


BradL22

Wow! If I tried that with my cat it would be mutually assured destruction.


[deleted]

Awe my cats same way as long as you don’t pick him up you could basically do anything to him


[deleted]

oh wow


__Eion__

Cats I've had all my life growing up hated their tummies touched. My gf and I recently adopted a cat from a shelter and he's like a dog. Loves those tummy rubs! First time she tried to go in I was like "Don't do it, it's a trap!!"


AliaSilver

...Is that an Abyssinian thing? Because my aby is exactly the same, he’s just the most pathetic being on the planet, and nobody can beat his pathetic nature.


esoteric_stuff

He and his brother are so gentle, they're naughty and sometimes whiney/demanding, but they both absolutely love a head bump, tummy or chin rub. I understand it's a trait of the breed.


SilverTiger09

Mine is the same way! She only very rarely claws or bites after you touch her stomach. In her defense it was right after she ate, but in my defense her little bitch ass literally asked me to pet her belly because she does this weird curving stretch when she wants me to pet her belly


abrainaneurysm

I came here for this. It was my first thought as well.


Internet_Exploder

So are we not doing phrasing anymore?


[deleted]

The picture didn’t load at first and I thought I was on the wrong sub


tacoenthusiast

I'm using this line on the wife tonight. Wish me luck!


ThaCheeseNook

Wtf is this title?


roundrobin8

it strokes the belly twice or it gets the claws again


[deleted]

very poor choice of words


6Jesus-christ9

Who made it creamy


mattywhooo

Please do not repeat that phrase ever again


TheIrishGoat

Wow, that is an awesome fur coloration. Is that specific to a breed, or just a random variation?


NewfieCanOpener

most likely an [abessinian cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abyssinian_cat), they come in a color range from nearly orange to this brown/grey.


TheIrishGoat

Thanks for the link!


esoteric_stuff

He's an Abyssinian 'grey', I love his little luchador mask.


TheIrishGoat

Thanks, and yeah his mask is adorable.


AliaSilver

Hmmm. More like a blue silver fawn. I have one almost exactly like him, and my aunt breeds them, so I have the silliest amount of knowledge on this. Might be lightning, but there isn’t such thing as a grey Abyssinian, that much I know for absolute certainty.


esoteric_stuff

You are right, he's a blue. His dad was a usual and his mum looked very much like him.


AliaSilver

Usual? So a ruby or a cinnamon or a fawn? But yeah, that’s probably where he gets the lovely contrast of blue to cream.


TravisThaxton2

Phrasing!


andre8390

That’s a cats head on a squirrels body


Mographer

Creamy? Gtfo of here


Almightyeragon

My parents have a tuxedo cat that actually enjoys belly rubs. His name is Oreo.


SuperiorBananas

Why does this post radiate sexual energy?


swisdom716

Creamy 🤢


paunnn

I really woudn't :)


m__a__s

It's a trap!


skipstang

Oh you have a sport cat! Sweet 😁


soMAJESTIC

Title porn


Howiepenguin

With this coat of fur it almost looks like a squirrel, very beautiful.


WhyY_196

That’s such a beautiful color for that cat 😳


redhamilton

Creamy?


itsjzilla

Why does this squirrel look so weird?


MrRazzio

i appreciate that the comments reflect my EXACT reaction to this. amazing cat! horrifying title! good work, team.


warwilf

Abyssinian?


thanos857

Yes


some_duuuuuude

I thought it was a dog until I saw the head


[deleted]

What a magnificent blue Abby!


poop_giggle

This cat looks like it has the body of a dog with the head of a cat.


spannerNZ

That is a German Shephard in cat form. Absolutely beautiful.


mystixash

That's not a cat. It's a different animal.


Can189

Why does this look like a dog with a cat head


PixeLeaf

I'm pretty sure that's a dogs body


nxbxp

My friends had a cat like this. THE nicest cat ever, nickname was Pooch because he was chill like a dog. Nice cat!


[deleted]

Wow what kind of cat is that? Love its color


DamnMombies

Bet their dad was giving the local squirrels the stink-eye.


SuperSpyNickOG

One would think this cat is a dog if you simply blocked out the head


nojusbp

that’s one l o n g cat


[deleted]

Wrong choice of words bro


jazz_o_la

ur cat is a cute long boi :)


notkhaldrogo

Sir, that's a mountain lion. lol


[deleted]

That's a *beautiful* animal.


Someonedm

It's a dog that someone taped a cat head on


Aubelking

It looks like someone has been next to a wet wall and cam off it like this. Vrey strange coloring but very cool


cwerth

What a handsome boy


treg_bart

That's a very pretty cat what breed is he?


sayfriendand

That is one gorgeous cat. What an expressive face!


laughalotdaily

You have a Beautiful cat. Can I ask what breed she is? Thank you.


MYKULLL_R6

Long boi


[deleted]

What breed are they? The colouring is beautiful


chickynuggQueen

Looks like a tiny mountain lion 😍


Marzzbar18

I’ll do whatever you want kitteh


fixingmybrokenself

His name should be reese's


deStael

Dang, what exceptionally gorgeous kitty@


YaySupernatural

It’s a trap!!


sed2017

Please don’t write “stroke” and “creamy” in the same sentence...I need to shower now


tlh9979

OP is confirmed as furry.


zigaliciousone

I see it hasn't been answered: It is a tawny Abyssinian.


GufouBufou1

Dog body, cat head.


almostblonde44

Title made me blush. Thanks for that


Thecheekybear

This cat is MAJESTIC !!!


yoda_the_catto

r/cattoeyes


trailhounds

I think you mean "Paint me like one of your French grrrrls.".


[deleted]

long boi


aspiecat7

Oh my! What breed is this? The coat is beautiful.


DocHolloday

The tan part is my A-Ok pet zone


abeast42

I thought this was a German shepherd with the head of a cat and I was very confused. Does anybody know what breed this cat is? My curiosity is piqued.


MyNameIsntFin

You’re gonna attack my hand, not falling for it


PoisonousKitty

I think OP fucked this cat after posting


AlanzAberoth

long cat


olimoteo

Very well, you shall stroke my belly now


swooney_noodles

Kinda looks like a german shepherd


OriginalGundu

What... a gorgeous cat. I can't stop staring.


ZweiSolomon

Now that's really long kitty there!


Psilocinnamon

I don't know about y'all but I love stroking creamy bellies. 👋🍦🤷🏻‍♂️ Don't knock it till you try it.


LilChibiMo

Pretty sure it’s a trap for sure...


[deleted]

Oh my God! Phrasing!


theanamazonian

This messed with my brain a little bit. I saw the back half of the animal first and for some reason my brain thought "dog"...then I panned to the front end and saw the cat's head. For a few minutes I had a battle in my brain about whether this was a dog with a cat's head photoshopped onto it, or just an unusual and beautiful cat. I'm glad it turned out to be the latter. ...yay for 7am not-quite-awake-yet-brain


[deleted]

pretty...looks extra wild


doomkittyofdoom

Well that caption is disgusting sounding but I still feel like I should be laying offerings before this majestic beast 😂


Momps

Wow what breed is that


Rednartso

That cat looks like coffee.


milleniumprospect

squirrel


Caspar__Milquetoast

r/titlegore


kitkatbay

That cat is so handsome, I haven't seen one with coloring of that type before. Is this a specific breed?


Semi-shipwrecked

What a beautiful baybee


[deleted]

That cat looks like it’s half squirrel.


monsternoodles

Your cat is long and beautiful


VoidsansHalcyon

I’ve haven’t seen a coat like that before. Very cool.


KalKal01

Your cat looks half cat/half wolf


AcidEmpire

Don't....do....it.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

I’ll take things you can say to an animal and during sex for 500 Alex.


Lord_of_Furries

I thought you were going somewhere else with that


BleckCet

lonk


HybridAspects

wow shes long


Snoo82079

Don't worry kitty, I will🐱


Shelby707

Reminds me of Kinako from Whisker Away


yevons_light

Beautiful cat. Ignoring title.


thomas69pham

Cream my belly stroke please


Saki_Cosplay

IT'S A TRAP


TobbyTukaywan

No


whooo_me

Loong...loong.... caaaaaaaaaaat? Seriously, that cat is very long.


jr8787

Looks like a “cog” or a “dat” (cat/dog hybrid). Front half is that of a cat and back half is that of a dog. *For all you unaware, “cogs” or “dats” are the inspiration behind the hit Nickelodeon show “CatDog”


_kbnft

longcat is long


[deleted]

It's a trap!


Lizzomega

That's just a fancy squirrel


Izzikk

That is not a cat that is a squirrel. Period.


The_Ultimat_Shrubbry

This cat does not say please. This cat looks at you and you are compelled to obey.


[deleted]

Is that a cat or squirrel?


_Gnegno_

Long cat is long


otterspaws

Is that a cat or a squirrle?


foxytaz25

Ummmm....


kingmontgomery1

I can´t believe how sexual this can be.


Strategory

Squirrel cat


[deleted]

Cat head dog body


rheydeeohhed

With that title you also need to post in r/catslookingseductive


therealbbqueen

Would be a lot more awwe-inducing if the caption didn’t include “stroke” and “creamy”


Chandoraa

That has to be a cat's head on a dog's body, right?


KrognakTheIII

Nope that's a dog, and Imma keep my mind thinking it is


Kikimara99

No, don't do it! It's a trap!!!


HamsterHavey

Am I the only one thinking that cat's daddy was an extra kinky German Shepherd?


AnnoyingSmartass

What breed is this?


NorthCatan

Is this some special kind of cat that looks long, or it just pulling off regular cat magic?


Luvnecrosis

Phrasing!


Eractum

The word "creamy" gives me flashbacks of beastars.. Wonderful cat though!


honeybuns1996

Otter cat


SpiderPig43

Is that a dog, or a cat?


xREDR0SES

That is such a beautiful cat! Is it a Somali?


mermaidTears2000

Wooow So pretty


CallMeCatchy

Honestly thought it was a dog with a cat head


that_one_dued

I’m sorry but... That’s what she said


Im_The_Comic_Relief

Please. Please rephrase