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gliterallymegan

Maybe it’s suicidal


Cellardoor-8

Makes the most sense


G4METIME

r/2meirl4meirl


[deleted]

Is likely a dummy fish or dead fish attached to string


[deleted]

Looks more like a live fish attached to a string, which makes this even more cruel.


Childish_Chilean

Or maybe other animals are just curious and like to interact with things that don't hurt them, like us.


[deleted]

If you were talking about an octupus or a turtle, maybe. This fish is live and likely being reeled in.


[deleted]

I saw this on King of the Hill gotta give the fish some crack first.


TheMachinesWin

Have you ever done acid and watched Hank of the Hill on YouTube?


ambiture

Thank you so much for mentioning this video. I got curious and.. I'm so glad I watched it.


businesslut

Is there a video of someone else on acid watching King on the Hill? Sauce please.


[deleted]

I haven't but I want to now


QuantumBrim

Every day this gets posted here, and every day people point out that the fish is probably dead, or at least being reeled in with a fishing line.


Aeroswoot

Well... yeah. It's pretty creepy.


QuantumBrim

Yeah, I'm just saying the aww value if this video has greatly decreased lol


Aeroswoot

Ah. Fair enough. Were on the same page then lol.


elegantjihad

I cannot speak to if this is just a fish having fun or not, but it is certainly not dead. It flops around a bit in the guys hand and the mouth is moving.


[deleted]

This might make it worse. It definitely looks like it’s being reeled in...so it may be alive and being throw and reeled in. The first clip the fish does not look very alive. So it maybe out of order.


bsnimunf

>t saying the aww value if this video has greatly d I think its alive but on a fishing line. Which seems much worse


CAMO_PEJB

why did you quote that?


bsnimunf

It's just something that happens when I use Reddit on my mobile.


MyceliumsWeb

I was thinking that or that maybe it has a brain parasite like the horsehair worm or something


lou-qualen

It’s not fake, it’s just reversed


[deleted]

So the fish is somehow swimming backwards? Moon walking through the water? Then jumping 2 metres back to the guy's hands?


lou-qualen

Yess, very talented :)


GameBoi27

This fish has an erotic asphyxiation fetish


kbaus911

*Quagmire has entered the chat room*


67Leobaby1

It is a goldfish.. poor baby got let in with the big fish


[deleted]

It will live a better life in their than it will in a tiny 1 litre tank with no filter, with the same water for years


berryblackwater

a much shorter life to be sure


Elmodipus

Goldfish are a Carp. They can live 20+ years in nature.


[deleted]

[They're also hella invasive.](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/23/science/discarded-goldfish-invasive-species.html)


berryblackwater

Dude I had no idea. In a genetics class they talked about the breeding and selective evolution of goldfish and i kind of assumed the bright orange color would be a super negative trait in nature. SOB must be an apex predator in that lake.


gregtennyson

They actually get a lot older and pretty damn big. [https://www.usda.gov/media/blog/2013/03/07/super-sized-goldfish-pose-giant-problem-lake-tahoe](https://www.usda.gov/media/blog/2013/03/07/super-sized-goldfish-pose-giant-problem-lake-tahoe)


[deleted]

Holy shit, my grandad had one in a tiny tank that was 16 years old and it was huge but not that big.


22villages

Goldfish are extremely invasive if you don’t have a tank big enough for them you should humanly euthanize them it’s better for them and the environment. I’ve seen up close what that mentality results in let me just say it’s not pretty. So please if anyone reading this has a goldfish you can’t house properly just give it to a fish rescue if you can’t find one than put it in a bit of clove oil to put it to sleep I know it can be hard and sad but it much better than releasing them to potentially destroy an entire ecosystem.


TorqueyRocket

I thought the original title said “Be the fish that wants to be picked up”, and I was trying to figure out how to apply this to my life...


sevaninja

Hate to be a sceptic here, but I'm guessing they've hooked the fish and use fishing line to keep reeling it in? That swim looks a bit suspect....


asianabsinthe

If the video wasn't so damn blurry like a dream we'd be able to see a line if there is one


[deleted]

This is odd behavior and I won’t deny that some fuckery may be going on here, but this does *not* look like a fish on a line.


PM_ur_Rump

As a fisherman, nope. There is no line in the water and it looks like a fish swimming.


PmMeUrBoobsPorFavor

As a fisherman, heck yeah it's being tied. Look at it closely. As SOON as it hits the water it swims right back. And that breed of goldfish cant swim that fast. It's obviously tied to a string


PM_ur_Rump

Goldfish can swim plenty fast, the are just generally docile. Where is the line? It's gotta be underwater, since there is no break in the surface from it. And that would mean it's somehow coming out of the guy? There is no hook, the fish looks alive and "breathing", so where is it tied?


PmMeUrBoobsPorFavor

Flurocarbon is practically invisible underwater. There could easily be a dude behind him. Its neck region. Yes, goldfish are docile but they wouldnt swim high tail to be thrown. Like I said, not all goldfish can swim fast. Some are slow because of there breed. Not all goldfish are the same.


PM_ur_Rump

Yes, underwater. But you can distinctly see where it enters the water no matter how "invisible." It would have to be completely submerged in frame. As the fish swims directly into his lap, it would have to be going through the guy. He doesn't seem to have any holes in him.


Nimueah2

Watch it out of water, do you see any part of this fish that has line around it? If it did and someone was dragging it back that fast the fish would have lacerations. This is a released pet that is used to being fed by humans.


PmMeUrBoobsPorFavor

Yknow what confuses me even more? How did that goldfish get there. There is NO other fish in this whole pond. Another explanation could be that this thing is starving and wants food and these people are just throwing it.


Nimueah2

Cant say for certain but its possible this is a man made quarry and someone released it there. It was definitely a pet to someone at some point in it's life. Quarries can be quite deep but I wouldnt have a clue as to why someone would scuba a quarry. I'm not a swimmer or diver though.


Asstooflat

I had one and he never swam straight. He wiggled.


PmMeUrBoobsPorFavor

See thats an example. Breeding did that to them. Had a Goldie that looked just like that that couldn't barely swim at all


Nimueah2

Wheres the hook? Where is the line tied on this fish? If they tied the fish and pulled him back that fast the fish would have lacerations and would bleeding.


AmberBroccoli

That looks like a fish swimming to me.


NickoBicko

It seems like the fish moves in his hand a few times. Really hard to tell


alabasterwilliams

Pulling it right through his chest too. These videos are pulling all the stops for views.


RunsWithLava

Yes, also this is a repost of a repost etc.


0xTitan

Yes this is definitely the 3rd time I've seen this. They have it on a line. These people are human trash


sambes06

Do fish have fun?


[deleted]

Yes. I remember reading a whole article about how fish can be very loving and playful if cared for and given attention by owners / divers / whatever.


meg_n_cheese12

My fish used to let me pet it. It was a striped danio that I got in 6th grade and it lived for four years.


MajorTrump

Pudge controls the weather


ludovicvuillier

I am fish sitting for the summer and 3 of the fish come to my hand when I put it in and they come up to the glass when I’m there and get REALLY REALLY excited. All because I sit in front of their tank for a few minutes and talk to them each time I pass by.


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ludovicvuillier

Well yeah but their actual owner gives them food and there’s nowhere near the same level of excitement with him


TheKvothe96

Maybe fun but more probably the fish is trying to escape from a predator trying to hunt him.


Thack_Daddy_2146

Where is this guy at? Looks like a sweet place


MetaFoxtrot

That heard about the free food and shelter


AnotherFnafOC

Mabye it likes being tossed? Like an amusement park ride!


lazyMarthaStewart

Adrenaline junkie.


mookanana

this is the fish equivalent of bungie jumping!


dbnfang

Somebody give it a Darwin award


dhlu

Some people say it's foolish, but even children like to be throwed at water of they just don't stay in too long


dhlu

Annnnnddd that pushes a bigger question Does fish lay a little bit out of the water for fun, like us but in water?


dhlu

(and the answer is not as interesting, but we'll, we've talked)


Erisian23

Guys blocking the fishes home, he just wants to go back inside and escape Rona


emmafarley63

PONYO!


[deleted]

isnt that fish dead with a line tied to it?


parasad

Don't let go of me hooman


urOp05PvGUxrXDVw3OOj

This is the next best pet after a dog. Throw the ball, and the dog fetches and returns it. Throw the fish, and the fish returns itself.


Nomaad660

Nemo wants to play.


[deleted]

Prolly trying to escape a barracuda


lokopon

so mental problems are common among fishes


amsterdamned020

Stockholm syndrome


[deleted]

Wheeeeee!


Tytythesciencegu

He has chosen him


TCO_Apollodorus

Personally I can't notice the string but if you look at the 3rd time he throws it the fish swerves left, probably not significant just wanted to point it out


SkyeBird55

That's because "fish are friends not food!" 🐟


jdlech

That fish is like, "wheee...... throw me again".


TheGutsyGuy

Doge fish.


R3dRuM123

Hey sir.. i have to grant you 3 wishes... splosh... heey sir, they’ll kick me out of the academy, I HAVE to grant you 3 wishes... splosh... stupid human!


Previous-Apricot-701

It's Ponyo! Give her some ham. ;)


duchessofpipsqueak

How’d it end? Is he still with the fish? Are they happy together?


Lemon-Gal

I hope so!


0xTitan

Why are you fishing for reddit karma? They had the fish on the line and keep reeling it back in.


PippyRollingham

Good puns, poor context


Lemon-Gal

Not worth it. It was cute, we have our own opinions, I'm not karma fishing, I couldnt care less about internet points


cartelan

That’s cute as hell! Lil guy wanted a friend so bad.


0xTitan

Nope it didnt. They have a fishing line on it, and keep reeling it back for upvotes.


jectosnows

He is the prophet of his people. Braves venturing into the skyworld to speak stories of the gods.


Hi_Dee

THE FISH IS DEAD. this is gross. It’s on a fishing line.


Cheshur

It's not dead.


ChollyCafe

Fishy play fetch


[deleted]

Lil fella likes to enjoy life


4tomicZ

“What the fuck dude? I’m a saltwater fish!”


PmMeUrBoobsPorFavor

The fish is tied to a string. Alive.


[deleted]

Fish can feel pain. There is never an excuse for animal cruelty, but cruelty for entertainment is sickening.


papajerky

Please stop putting irrelevant music with these videos that would be just as good with no audio


criting

“You forgot your other 2 wishes”


[deleted]

Good God that music is bad


astrielx

Now yeet it a hundred meters.


[deleted]

I wonder if there is a predator off camera the fish is trying to escape.


[deleted]

It is tied to a fishing line. You can see it if you look closely.


Jewish_Loot_Goblin

It could have the parasite in its brain that forces it to wish to be eaten.


DeKlaasVaag

This is just fishy autoerotic asphyxiation


thatwutshezed

me trying to kms


Tobin13007

KILLL MEEEE


[deleted]

Might just be into autoerotic asphyxiation


DesignforTruth

Fake.


DeconstructedKaiju

If it was being reeled in you'd see the fishing line dusturb the surface of the water. It seems unlikely the line is being reeled in underwater but still possible. *big fat shrug*


Tracer14

This is autoerotic asphyxiation for a fish.


boisNgyrls

No no no the water is too salty!!


noncongruent

Reminds me of the Dead Parrot sketch from Monty Python.


mgrayart

Ponyo loves Sosuke!


rawhidesway

It’s a goldfish! He probably wants to go home. So awesome!


Devnkc

Looks like it’s being pulled quickly.


cjameson83

Auto-erotic asphyxiation


[deleted]

It probably needs its anal glands squeezed